What activity would you kick Tiger's ass in?

I'd kick Tiger's knee crippled ass in mountain biking, road cycling, power lifting, building a home, and gardening. That is my short list. (Woods would beat me in golf)

What would you kick Tiger's ass in?

i'd kick his ass in bowling for sure

I'd eat his lunch in poker, heads up, with a money limit of my chosing. GAWD, if I could only get a game with him.

[QUOTE=Tugger]i'd kick his ass in bowling for sure[/QUOTE]

Tiger carries a 265 average at the lanes.

[QUOTE=spankdog]I'd kick Tiger's knee crippled ass in mountain biking, road cycling, power lifting, building a home, and gardening. That is my short list. (Woods would beat me in golf)

What would you kick Tiger's ass in?[/QUOTE]

Tiger came in second at the Tour de France
Tiger holds world records in deadlift and overhead press in the 185lb weight class
Tiger Built his house in Florida by himself after the 2004 Masters
Tiger has his own gardening show that airs Mondays on OLN

[QUOTE=frankdmann]I'd eat his lunch in poker, heads up, with a money limit of my chosing. GAWD, if I could only get a game with him.[/QUOTE]

Tiger won the 2006 World Series of Poker.

[QUOTE=SDB1]Tiger won the 2006 World Series of Poker.[/QUOTE]

I won the 2007 WSOP. What have you done for me lately?

[QUOTE=SDB1]Tiger came in second at the Tour de France
Tiger holds world records in deadlift and overhead press in the 185lb weight class
Tiger Built his house in Florida by himself after the 2004 Masters
Tiger has his own gardening show that airs Mondays on OLN[/QUOTE]

Tiger is a retard.

Human beings are all multi-faceted individuals. I would wrestle him down and make him tap out, the wanna be negro...

You ain't no real negro Tiger!!! You only half negro, you loser!

I'll call you Teegro from now on, but you don't deserve the word.

Wow! You must be a "real" man.

You really couldn't be more lame.

This is the gayest thread since BPC's Camillo Villegas - WOW thread.

This is for you BPC, we know ur lurking out there, you closet troll you.

[IMG]http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r135/bjdrivers/camilo_villegas.jpg[/IMG]

Is that your wallpaper, BJ? I'm better than Tiger at drinking. This I'm sure of.

i would kick the shi.t out of teegro in billiards...

all day son

I'd kick his ass IN COD 4 for PC.:)

[QUOTE=spankdog]Tiger is a retard.

Human beings are all multi-faceted individuals. I would wrestle him down and make him tap out, the wanna be negro...

You ain't no real negro Tiger!!! You only half negro, you loser!

I'll call you Teegro from now on, but you don't deserve the word.[/QUOTE]

WTF? This thread has taken an unexpected turn for the worse!

[QUOTE=SDB1]WTF? This thread has taken an unexpected turn for the worse![/QUOTE]


No, it was expected.

i know i neglect my bills wayyyyyyyyy better than tiger !!!

Nowhere but down from the moment the thread started.

[QUOTE=fred3]Wow! You must be a "real" man.

You really couldn't be more lame.[/QUOTE]

If you want to swing on Teegro's (Tigro?) nutsack, then go right on ahead, but just because I ain't huggin' his balls don't mean nothin' ...

Balls hugger,

spank

So you like hugging nuts, just not his?

[QUOTE=Myfast]So you like hugging nuts, just not his?[/QUOTE]

John Daly is my favorite player. Yes, I hug his nuts with fervor.

[QUOTE=SDB1]Tiger came in second at the Tour de France
Tiger holds world records in deadlift and overhead press in the 185lb weight class
Tiger Built his house in Florida by himself after the 2004 Masters
Tiger has his own gardening show that airs Mondays on OLN[/QUOTE]

Tiger would be the second best powerlifter on tour (Choi was on Olympic level weight lifter before choosing golfer) and would definitely kick spanks white ass. Didn't know he was so good at the other stuff, but good to expose spank for running off at the mouth again. But then again it was a good attempt to get a thread going from Spank. I think his change of tack was an attempt to lure those chinks out who he whooped on a thread a couple years back under his old gorillaslap identity.

BTW Spank, on an unrelated topic old Brian failed to get back to me afetr repeated emails. I guess he lost interest after his company went tits up. But it was fun messing with him.

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]Tiger would be the second best powerlifter on tour (Choi was on Olympic level weight lifter before choosing golfer) and would definitely kick spanks white ass. Didn't know he was so good at the other stuff, but good to expose spank for running off at the mouth again. But then again it was a good attempt to get a thread going from Spank. I think his change of tack was an attempt to lure those chinks out who he whooped on a thread a couple years back under his old gorillaslap identity.

BTW Spank, on an unrelated topic old Brian failed to get back to me afetr repeated emails. I guess he lost interest after his company went tits up. But it was fun messing with him.[/QUOTE]

Not a hacker, we are friends, so I am going to expose you, in a friendly way. Tiger is weak as hell, but very good at golf. Note this quote, for starters:

"Take Tiger Woods for example, according to Golf Pro Magazine 2001, CA [B]Tiger Woods was reported to bench press 190lbs[/B]. Take another athlete like Paul Hamm from Gymnastics, the Olympic Committe reported him to bench 165lbs. These men still love the bench press and need to bench press as a part of their training but they don't want to bench press too much, they need to maintain a certain rep range so they won't become too weak or too strong for the game that they play. So, as far as benching goes, to each their own. We will never know a one rep max for all athletes because maximum strength is not required in all sports therefore athletes don't train for it."

Dude, I can only deadlift 4 plates (405lbs, naked (in shorts, with no wrist wraps or back braces)...

I am by no means strong, as far as power lifting goes, but for you to suggest that Tigro could beat me at lifting weights is pretty naive.

Yeah, nice try going after Brian. I wonder what will happen to that case; depends how many connections his nerd lawyer father has...

[QUOTE=spankdog]Not a hacker, we are friends, so I am going to expose you, in a friendly way. Tiger is weak as hell, but very good at golf. Note this quote, for starters:

"Take Tiger Woods for example, according to Golf Pro Magazine 2001, CA [B]Tiger Woods was reported to bench press 190lbs[/B]. Take another athlete like Paul Hamm from Gymnastics, the Olympic Committe reported him to bench 165lbs. These men still love the bench press and need to bench press as a part of their training but they don't want to bench press too much, they need to maintain a certain rep range so they won't become too weak or too strong for the game that they play. So, as far as benching goes, to each their own. We will never know a one rep max for all athletes because maximum strength is not required in all sports therefore athletes don't train for it."

Dude, I can only deadlift 4 plates (405lbs, naked (in shorts, with no wrist wraps or back braces)...

I am by no means strong, as far as power lifting goes, but for you to suggest that Tigro could beat me at lifting weights is pretty naive.

Yeah, nice try going after Brian. I wonder what will happen to that case; depends how many connections his nerd lawyer father has...[/QUOTE]
I can't believe Paul Hamm is only lifting 165lbs. Maybe that's what he reps with, but those gymnasts have to have the highest strength to weight ratio in sports.

[QUOTE=spankdog]Not a hacker, we are friends, so I am going to expose you, in a friendly way. Tiger is weak as hell, but very good at golf. Note this quote, for starters:

"Take Tiger Woods for example, according to Golf Pro Magazine 2001, CA [B]Tiger Woods was reported to bench press 190lbs[/B]. Take another athlete like Paul Hamm from Gymnastics, the Olympic Committe reported him to bench 165lbs. These men still love the bench press and need to bench press as a part of their training but they don't want to bench press too much, they need to maintain a certain rep range so they won't become too weak or too strong for the game that they play. So, as far as benching goes, to each their own. We will never know a one rep max for all athletes because maximum strength is not required in all sports therefore athletes don't train for it."

Dude, I can only deadlift 4 plates (405lbs, naked (in shorts, with no wrist wraps or back braces)...

I am by no means strong, as far as power lifting goes, but for you to suggest that Tigro could beat me at lifting weights is pretty naive.

Yeah, nice try going after Brian. I wonder what will happen to that case; depends how many connections his nerd lawyer father has...[/QUOTE]
You sure about Tigers bench weight? Sure it's not kg? I read that Tiger is secretive about his bench weight, but from what they were initimating it sounded closer to 190kg than 190lbs.

And of course we are friends. Anyone who lists JD as their favourite player is ok in my book.

[QUOTE=19handicap]I'd kick his ass in poker, and hockey, and I'd drink him under the table.[/QUOTE]


I needed a good laugh, thanks *****.

Beautiful sentence structure by the way. Which grade are you in again, 5?

Go have some more Kool - Aid, SON.

[QUOTE=spankdog]Not a hacker, we are friends, so I am going to expose you, in a friendly way. Tiger is weak as hell, but very good at golf. Note this quote, for starters:

"Take Tiger Woods for example, according to Golf Pro Magazine 2001, CA [B]Tiger Woods was reported to bench press 190lbs[/B]. Take another athlete like Paul Hamm from Gymnastics, the Olympic Committe reported him to bench 165lbs. These men still love the bench press and need to bench press as a part of their training but they don't want to bench press too much, they need to maintain a certain rep range so they won't become too weak or too strong for the game that they play. So, as far as benching goes, to each their own. We will never know a one rep max for all athletes because maximum strength is not required in all sports therefore athletes don't train for it."

Dude, I can only deadlift 4 plates (405lbs, naked (in shorts, with no wrist wraps or back braces)...

I am by no means strong, as far as power lifting goes, but for you to suggest that Tigro could beat me at lifting weights is pretty naive.

Yeah, nice try going after Brian. I wonder what will happen to that case; depends how many connections his nerd lawyer father has...[/QUOTE]

I don't know why you are quoting info from 2001 but that was 7 years ago. Tiger has been training hard and obviously looks way bigger than 2001. He looks about the same size as me and I can easily press 275lbs, squat 415 and deadlift 495.

[QUOTE=SDB1]I don't know why you are quoting info from 2001 but that was 7 years ago. Tiger has been training hard and obviously looks way bigger than 2001. He looks about the same size as me and I can easily press 275lbs, squat 415 and deadlift 495.[/QUOTE]

I have posted pictures of my calves before here. I am now requesting a photo of your calves, not your identity or face, but I am calling you out.

My calves confirm that I deadlift 405lbs. with no wrist straps or weight belt.

You have been called out. Grab a picture of your calves with your name (SDB1) on a sheet of paper near your calves.

Bish, I will do the same thing, but your e-strength is not flying with me.
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Can anybody pull up one of my calf photos for this e-tard?

spank

[QUOTE=spankdog]I have posted pictures of my calves before here. I am now requesting a photo of your calves, not your identity or face, but I am calling you out.

My calves confirm that I deadlift 405lbs. with no wrist straps or weight belt.

You have been called out. Grab a picture of your calves with your name (SDB1) on a sheet of paper near your calves.

Bish, I will do the same thing, but your e-strength is not flying with me.
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Can anybody pull up one of my calf photos for this e-tard?

spank[/QUOTE]

I could post a picture of my quadriceps you weak brainless monkey and my back,plus my forearms. Those are the muscle groups used in deadlift you brainless shmo! What the hell would a picture of your calves tell anybody? Mike Tyson has Tiny calves but could deadlift 600 pounds! You'd think somebody into weight lifting would have the slightest bit of knowledge of the muscle groups and their proper useage. This has got to be a gag post by a 6th grader! You sound like you're twelve years old! Only a complete idiot posts pictures of their body parts on the internet!

I could beat him at chess with one hand tied behind my back........

[QUOTE=SDB1]I could post a picture of my quadriceps you weak brainless monkey and my back,plus my forearms. Those are the muscle groups used in deadlift you brainless shmo! What the hell would a picture of your calves tell anybody? Mike Tyson has Tiny calves but could deadlift 600 pounds! You'd think somebody into weight lifting would have the slightest bit of knowledge of the muscle groups and their proper useage. This has got to be a gag post by a 6th grader! You sound like you're twelve years old! Only a complete idiot posts pictures of their body parts on the internet![/QUOTE]

See, I knew you were a geek when I called you out. Are you seriously suggesting that calves won't grow with deadlifts? What the hell am I supposed to ask for; a picture of your ass?

Here is a quote from a legit website: "Calves: The gastrocnemius, along with the soleus, is the part of the calf responsible for plantar flexion at the ankle, which naturally occurs when you deadlift. Result? Deadlifting will increase the size of your calf muscles."

Here is the link, genius: [url]http://ezinearticles.com/?Deadlifting-for-Serious-Size-and-Strength&id=354880[/url]

You couldn't deadlift 100lbs, nerd, I am quite sure about that. That is why I called you out on your lies. I would wrestle you down like a little girl and make you say "Uncle Spank!" 5 times before I would let you up...

Oh, and Tyson never deadlifted 600lbs, honky.

Skinny calved bastard,

spank

[QUOTE=spankdog]See, I knew you were a geek when I called you out. Are you seriously suggesting that calves won't grow with deadlifts? What the hell am I supposed to ask for; a picture of your ass?

Here is a quote from a legit website: "Calves: The gastrocnemius, along with the soleus, is the part of the calf responsible for plantar flexion at the ankle, which naturally occurs when you deadlift. Result? Deadlifting will increase the size of your calf muscles."

Here is the link, genius: [url]http://ezinearticles.com/?Deadlifting-for-Serious-Size-and-Strength&id=354880[/url]

You couldn't deadlift 100lbs, nerd, I am quite sure about that. That is why I called you out on your lies. I would wrestle you down like a little girl and make you say "Uncle Spank!" 5 times before I would let you up...

Oh, and Tyson never deadlifted 600lbs, honky.

Skinny calved bastard,

spank[/QUOTE]

Spank, the article you link to mentions several muscle groups that are stimulated by the deadlift movement. The mere fact that it doesn't even mention quadriceps (the main muscle group used in deadlift) proves that it is total garbage. The calves are used to point the toe. At the most they provide for stabilization throughout the movement. Guess what? So do the abs! Are you going to post a picture of your abs to prove how much you deadlift?

Do you know which athletes have the largest calves? Runners and cyclists! Why you may ask. Because the calves respond best to high repetitions, not heavy weight!

Big calves do NOT mean big deadlifts! I've called you out as not knowing what you are talking about and you continue to prove me correct!

Plus, Tiger will deadlift more than you!

[QUOTE=SDB1]Spank, the article you link to mentions several muscle groups that are stimulated by the deadlift movement. The mere fact that it doesn't even mention quadriceps (the main muscle group used in deadlift) proves that it is total garbage. The calves are used to point the toe. At the most they provide for stabilization throughout the movement. Guess what? So do the abs! Are you going to post a picture of your abs to prove how much you deadlift?

Do you know which athletes have the largest calves? Runners and cyclists! Why you may ask. Because the calves respond best to high repetitions, not heavy weight!

Big calves do NOT mean big deadlifts! I've called you out as not knowing what you are talking about and you continue to prove me correct!

Plus, Tiger will deadlift more than you![/QUOTE]

Son, you have no idea who you are trying to teach when it comes to this subject. Quads play a minor part in the squat, unless you are as 'short as hell' as I think you are. You are not worth my teaching you now.

Here is a quote regarding the quads in a deadlift: [B]"Well, for starters, it's hilarious to watch someone try to "squat up" a deadlift with their quads! Plus, it gives me an opportunity to once again reiterate how much stronger — yet unappreciated — the posterior chain is than the all-show-and-no-go quadriceps."[/B]

Deadlifts are all about the ass, and you proved your level of retardness on this subject, son.

You post common knowledge that calves need high reps to grow? I just tried to teach you that calves will develop with deadlifts, and you deny this, because you never lifted a heavy weight in your life, bish.

Go grab your wrist wraps and weight belt and try to deadlift 100lbs, nerd; it ain't gonna happen. Wrist wraps and weight belts are for queers, son.

Tiger can't deadlift. You obviously have never been at a high level in a sport. When athletes are at a high level, we don't waste time on activities that do not advance the particular sport we are involved in...

I asked you to prove your e-bragging with a photo and you get defensive and scared. I know you have never lifted a weight in your life, by your defensive posturing, and changing the subject away from your lies.

You are so retarded, it scares me, foolio... Dumb ass nerd gettin' big on the internet. I don't care if you are fat and young and dumb, just don't pretend like you got knowledge or strength. I smoked you out at hello.

All day son,

spank

[QUOTE=bjdrivers]This is the gayest thread since BPC's Camillo Villegas - WOW thread.

[/QUOTE]

Now there's something we agree on!

[QUOTE=spankdog]Son, you have no idea who you are trying to teach when it comes to this subject. Quads play a minor part in the squat, unless you are as 'short as hell' as I think you are. You are not worth my teaching you now.

Here is a quote regarding the quads in a deadlift: [B]"Well, for starters, it's hilarious to watch someone try to "squat up" a deadlift with their quads! Plus, it gives me an opportunity to once again reiterate how much stronger — yet unappreciated — the posterior chain is than the all-show-and-no-go quadriceps."[/B]

Deadlifts are all about the ass, and you proved your level of retardness on this subject, son.

You post common knowledge that calves need high reps to grow? I just tried to teach you that calves will develop with deadlifts, and you deny this, because you never lifted a heavy weight in your life, bish.

Go grab your wrist wraps and weight belt and try to deadlift 100lbs, nerd; it ain't gonna happen. Wrist wraps and weight belts are for queers, son.

Tiger can't deadlift. You obviously have never been at a high level in a sport. When athletes are at a high level, we don't waste time on activities that do not advance the particular sport we are involved in...

I asked you to prove your e-bragging with a photo and you get defensive and scared. I know you have never lifted a weight in your life, by your defensive posturing, and changing the subject away from your lies.

You are so retarded, it scares me, foolio... Dumb ass nerd gettin' big on the internet. I don't care if you are fat and young and dumb, just don't pretend like you got knowledge or strength. I smoked you out at hello.

All day son,

spank[/QUOTE]

Dude you are truly pathetic, don't brag about deadlifting 405 lbs. It isn't alot. Most varsity football players in their teens can do it. I could deadlift 405 when I weighed 165 lbs in high school. I'm now 220lbs and can squat 405 for 3 reps (belt only). I think the record at 165lb weight class is like 780lbs so 405 for a bigger guy is nothing!

I never said you can't grow your calves deadlifting, yet you keep insisting I did. I said calf size is not an indication of how much you can deadlift.

Oh and believe me, when you start lifting some heavier wight you will want wraps otherwise you won't be doing it very long! Go ahead and show how manly you are. After a year of doing that you'll destroy your joints!

In all honesty, I think in my younger days I definitely could have beaten Tiger in a beer drinking contest. In Australia beer drinking is a national passtime and I was fairly good at it. Not saying I would out drink (or even keep up with) Big John, but Tiger? no problems. Nothing to be proud of, and I'm sure Tigers liver would not want him to be able to beat me in such a contest.

I've slowed own as I've matured but I still think I could whoop Tigers arse.

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]In all honesty, I think in my younger days I definitely could have beaten Tiger in a beer drinking contest. In Australia beer drinking is a national passtime and I was fairly good at it. Not saying I would out drink (or even keep up with) Big John, but Tiger? no problems. Nothing to be proud of, and I'm sure Tigers liver would not want him to be able to beat me in such a contest.

I've slowed own as I've matured but I still think I could whoop Tigers arse.[/QUOTE]

What Aussie brew(s) do you recommend Hacker?

I'm in Aussie reasonably frequently and have yet to settle on a particular brew?

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]What Aussie brew(s) do you recommend Hacker?

I'm in Aussie reasonably frequently and have yet to settle on a particular brew?[/QUOTE]
Growing up in Newcastle, I'm partial to Tooheys New.

VB is popular but definitely low class and would be the beer involved in over 90% of alcohol related violent incidents.

My drink of choice these days in Coopers Pale Ale (green). It's brewed without preservatives or other additives and goes down very easily. It also doesn't give me the hangovers that other beers give. And best of all it can be found on tap in most Sydney pubs these days. Coopers Sparkling Ale (red) is also a nice drop but is brewed in the bottle so not available on tap, and is nearly 6% so can sneak up on you if you have too many.

[QUOTE=SDB1]Dude you are truly pathetic, don't brag about deadlifting 405 lbs. It isn't alot. Most varsity football players in their teens can do it. I could deadlift 405 when I weighed 165 lbs in high school. I'm now 220lbs and can squat 405 for 3 reps (belt only). I think the record at 165lb weight class is like 780lbs so 405 for a bigger guy is nothing!

I never said you can't grow your calves deadlifting, yet you keep insisting I did. I said calf size is not an indication of how much you can deadlift.

Oh and believe me, when you start lifting some heavier wight you will want wraps otherwise you won't be doing it very long! Go ahead and show how manly you are. After a year of doing that you'll destroy your joints![/QUOTE]

Okay, now we have retarded on steroids with you...

You don't even read the posts of an individual that you are debating against? Go read post 13. Yes, go up and read post #13; they are numbered. Do you see where I said that 405lbs in a deadlift in not strong at all by any means?

I am through with you, son.

... And no, I will never wear wraps. Female powerlifters are lifting over 500lbs [B]without [/B]wraps. Wrist wraps are for queers. [B]Check out this lady deadlifting 550lbs without wrist wraps:[/B] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6C1zKLPjN4[/url]

Edited to add: How dumb can anybody be thinking that wristwraps save the joints on heavy weights? You need irradiation of the finger muscles to get involved.

You got girl hands, nerd...

Weight belts are for queers too.

People like you just make me want to punch someone in the dick.

[QUOTE=bjdrivers]This is the gayest thread since BPC's Camillo Villegas - WOW thread.

This is for you BPC, we know ur lurking out there, you closet troll you.

[IMG]http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r135/bjdrivers/camilo_villegas.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Are you seriously calling my thread gay?

I post about kicking ass, and you post a queer photo?

bj? Does that mean blowjob?

blowjobdrivers, no thanks.

Now get out of my thread.

spank

[QUOTE=spankdog]Okay, now we have retarded on steroids with you...

You don't even read the posts of an individual that you are debating against? Go read post 13. Yes, go up and read post #13; they are numbered. Do you see where I said that 405lbs in a deadlift in not strong at all by any means?

I am through with you, son.

... And no, I will never wear wraps. Female powerlifters are lifting over 500lbs [B]without [/B]wraps. Wrist wraps are for queers. [B]Check out this lady deadlifting 550lbs without wrist wraps:[/B] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6C1zKLPjN4[/url]

Edited to add: How dumb can anybody be thinking that wristwraps save the joints on heavy weights? You need irradiation of the finger muscles to get involved.

You got girl hands, nerd...

Weight belts are for queers too.

People like you just make me want to punch someone in the dick.[/QUOTE]

Wow! No matter what happens in a thread you always come back to making contact with someone's dick!

I never once mentioned wrist straps, (not wraps, schmuck) although there is nothing wrong with that. I'm talking about knee wraps or tape for joint support. I'm also not referring specifically to deadlift but to working with heavy weight in general. Talk about not reading a post!

Irregardless I'll also offer two youtube videos and mine are not of a girl (she WAS wearing a belt). Notice what Ronnie Coleman has on his wrists during his deadlift! The second please notice his knees while going heavy!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1KD7cGRDDc&feature=related[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxa_kj2aBCU&NR=1[/url]

[QUOTE=SDB1]Wow! No matter what happens in a thread you always come back to making contact with someone's dick!

I never once mentioned wrist straps, (not wraps, schmuck) although there is nothing wrong with that. I'm talking about knee wraps or tape for joint support. I'm also not referring specifically to deadlift but to working with heavy weight in general. Talk about not reading a post!

Irregardless I'll also offer two youtube videos and mine are not of a girl (she WAS wearing a belt). Notice what Ronnie Coleman has on his wrists during his deadlift! The second please notice his knees while going heavy!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1KD7cGRDDc&feature=related[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxa_kj2aBCU&NR=1[/url][/QUOTE]

Dildo,

Wrist straps are illegal in sanctioned events.

Ronnie is a f@g too using straps, and obviously, he is not doing it under a sanctioned event, the juiced bastard...

Yeah, the chick was not using a belt, (check the video again) but she is a chick, retard!

Weight belts are for queers, and so are wrist straps.

Nerd, with regard to your links, welcome to last decade.

[B]You can't teach me, because I am the teacher. [/B]


Just stay away from the weights, unless you hope to get a Man card
someday...

Seriously I can't believe you are so retarded,

spank

[QUOTE=spankdog]Dildo,

Wrist straps are illegal in sanctioned events.

Ronnie is a f@g too using straps, and obviously, he is not doing it under a sanctioned event, the juiced bastard...

Yeah, the chick was not using a belt, (check the video again) but she is a chick, retard!

Weight belts are for queers, and so are wrist straps.

Nerd, with regard to your links, welcome to last decade.

[B]You can't teach me, because I am the teacher. [/B]


Just stay away from the weights, unless you hope to get a Man card
someday...

Seriously I can't believe you are so retarded,

spank[/QUOTE]

She most definately is wearing a belt.

Ron Coleman will make you his bizatch!

ALL top level power lifters, including the chick in the video use some form of performance enhancing drug! If you thing otherwise you are a diluted fool. Even the article you linked to earlier was written by a guy specializing in anabolic enhancement!

You continue to get TAUGHT because you currently don't know anything! Open your mouth again so you can further show us all what you don't know!

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]Growing up in Newcastle, I'm partial to Tooheys New.

VB is popular but definitely low class and would be the beer involved in over 90% of alcohol related violent incidents.

My drink of choice these days in Coopers Pale Ale (green). It's brewed without preservatives or other additives and goes down very easily. It also doesn't give me the hangovers that other beers give. And best of all it can be found on tap in most Sydney pubs these days. Coopers Sparkling Ale (red) is also a nice drop but is brewed in the bottle so not available on tap, and is nearly 6% so can sneak up on you if you have too many.[/QUOTE]
Whatever. You drink Fosters and love it. Embrace the fact.

[QUOTE=SDB1]She most definately is wearing a belt.

Ron Coleman will make you his bizatch!

ALL top level power lifters, including the chick in the video use some form of performance enhancing drug! If you thing otherwise you are a diluted fool. Even the article you linked to earlier was written by a guy specializing in anabolic enhancement!

You continue to get TAUGHT because you currently don't know anything! Open your mouth again so you can further show us all what you don't know![/QUOTE]

You are making absolutely no sense talking with that cylindrical object stuck in your mouth.

She is not wearing a belt; it is part of the suit, tard. You still think that people use wrist wraps to save their joints! LMAO!!!

Keep your wrist wraps, weight belts and whatever else you need to lift your barbie and ken weights.

tardsicle,

spank

[QUOTE=spankdog]You are making absolutely no sense talking with that cylindrical object stuck in your mouth.

She is not wearing a belt; it is part of the suit, tard. You still think that people use wrist wraps to save their joints! LMAO!!!

Keep your wrist wraps, weight belts and whatever else you need to lift your barbie and ken weights.

tardsicle,

spank[/QUOTE]

Wrong again SPANKY! Not only is she wearing a belt in your video. But if you look at her other Youtube videos she's using a belt in just about every one.

I must say though that chick is awesome!

[QUOTE=SDB1]Wrong again SPANKY! Not only is she wearing a belt in your video. But if you look at her other Youtube videos she's using a belt in just about every one.

I must say though that chick is awesome![/QUOTE]

I am glad that you are looking at other videos and stuff.

I was at the gym today, and some poor man that lost his "Man Card" was using gloves on a 225 deadlift. I wanted to punch him in the dick right then and there.

Instead I put "Down With the Sickness" from "Disturbed" on the ipod and rocked it... DO NOT listen to that song unless you have your man card with you...

Not only should one [B]not use [/B]weight belts, wrist wraps, or gloves when deadlifting (or any other lift, for that matter), one should also wear flat soled shoes, if possible on heavier weights. Don't get me started on machine weights....

You may be right; she may be using a weight belt, but she is a girl, so I will allow it.

spank

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]Growing up in Newcastle, I'm partial to Tooheys New.

VB is popular but definitely low class and would be the beer involved in over 90% of alcohol related violent incidents.

My drink of choice these days in Coopers Pale Ale (green). It's brewed without preservatives or other additives and goes down very easily. It also doesn't give me the hangovers that other beers give. And best of all it can be found on tap in most Sydney pubs these days. Coopers Sparkling Ale (red) is also a nice drop but is brewed in the bottle so not available on tap, and is nearly 6% so can sneak up on you if you have too many.[/QUOTE]

Hey Hacker

VB was dumped on the NZ market in the early 90's and sold so cheap we all drank it and I agree that it is low class cr*p.

I've drank Tooheys New a few times and quite liked it. Crown lager is another that is Ok and is also popular over here. This weekend I drank Hahn Premium and James Boag premium lager.

Both were nice drops! :D

[QUOTE=Horseballs]Whatever. You drink Fosters and love it. Embrace the fact.[/QUOTE]
You still dirty on my 'Fosters is cat's piss that nobody here drinks and is dumped on unsuspecting fools on the export market' (or words to that effect) comment. Truth is, even if I decided to drink Fosters (which I won't) it would be almost impossible to get it. I don't know one pub that sells Fosters. It was replaced as a tap beer by VB about 15 years ago and I don't think you can by it in a bottle either. Maybe as a takeawy from the bottle shop but I'm not even sure about that.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]Hey Hacker

VB was dumped on the NZ market in the early 90's and sold so cheap we all drank it and I agree that it is low class cr*p.

I've drank Tooheys New a few times and quite liked it. Crown lager is another that is Ok and is also popular over here. This weekend I drank Hahn Premium and James Boag premium lager.

Both were nice drops! :D[/QUOTE]
It's a well known strategy in pubs in country areas that if you want to get rid of the undesireables from your pub all you have to do is take the VB tap out and the riff raff will disappear overnite.

Hahn and James Boag are definitely good drop's but Coopers is better than both.

in mountain biking and in "kicking ass"

[QUOTE=ironman]in mountain biking and in "kicking ass"[/QUOTE]


Who let you in here?

[QUOTE=golfaholic]Who let you in here?[/QUOTE]

well... you made Mod. congrats

i would bang his wife better.

[QUOTE=spankdog]I'd kick Tiger's knee crippled ass in mountain biking, road cycling, power lifting, building a home, and gardening. That is my short list. (Woods would beat me in golf)

What would you kick Tiger's ass in?[/QUOTE]

But then who needs healthy knees?

Tiger wishes he could rip up an electric guitar like I can.
-Fender Stratocaster. 9.5 degrees, stiff flex.

I can beat Tiger in Tiger Woods Golf on my Xbox.

[QUOTE=super zone]I can beat Tiger in Tiger Woods Golf on my Xbox.[/QUOTE]

Finally a reply to this thread that can be taken seriously! :)

I have a feeling Tiger plays XBOX/PS3...I'd bet he'd take you. If he didn't the first time, he'd practice and beat you the second time.

[QUOTE=collegegolfer]I have a feeling Tiger plays XBOX/PS3...I'd bet he'd take you. If he didn't the first time, he'd practice and beat you the second time.[/QUOTE]

Tiger has the GOD codes from EA Sports. He can ACE every hole in that game with the GOD codes enabled!

Pretty sure spank would thoroughly kick tiger's ass in being a douchebag.

[QUOTE=super zone]I can beat Tiger in Tiger Woods Golf on my Xbox.[/QUOTE]
I only have Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 on PS2, but I can whoop Sunday Tigers arse on any course on the game. But having said that, Sunday Tiger is pretty awesome and I don't whoop him every time. Probably a 60/40 split in my favour. I usually need to shoot sup 60 to beat him, when the course is fully tricked up, when the course is set up easy it would take mid 50's.

[QUOTE=SDB1]Tiger has the GOD codes from EA Sports. He can ACE every hole in that game with the GOD codes enabled![/QUOTE]


Erroneous! While Tiger spends his time working on his golf game thereby enabling him to make millions of dollars, I tirelessly practice my video game skills in an effort to completely neglect my actual responsibilities. Playing me would be a minor annoyance to Tiger, but it would be my Super Bowl. I declare premature victory. Eldrick, if you're reading this, everyone is well aware that you're ducking me. Be a man and face me!

LC3 sighting.

[QUOTE=Horseballs]LC3 sighting.[/QUOTE]
And reviving a term that has sadly disappeared from the list of insults on this forum lately. Speaking of which, there are a few posters who should put themselves up on this site: [url]http://www.isadouchebag.com/[/url]

I bought Tiger Woods golf for my Mac, but it turned out it only worked on the old PowerPC chips, and mine's an Intel.

DAMM TIGER WOODS! I demand he send me a personal check for the refund.

Hanging drywall and any rodeo sport

I can drive a submarine better than Tiger and I can eat way more cheesecake.

Steelier,

This is for you. On reflection, I was slightly eroneous with my description of this thread, but I was right about Spank getting the better of SBD1. This was perhaps spanks second greatest thread on GR, sitting just behind the incomparable RIP Dorkman thread which had absolutely everyone going for a while, and generated heartfelt condolences to 'Brian's' family on at least three golf forums.

[QUOTE=bigpun1974]I can drive a submarine better than Tiger and I can eat way more cheesecake.[/QUOTE]

I can definately deal with a rampaging psychotic, delusional, paranoid schizophrenic hell bent on ripping me a new ar*se better than Tiger. And i can parachute from the sky and assault a fixed machine gun emplacement better than Tiger (once upon a time a long time ago)

I suspect however he doesnt give a sh*ite and is MUCH happier with being a multi millionaire golfer with a stunning wife and everything that wealth and skill and the trappings of huge wealth bring.

Horses for courses i suppose

Edgey

[QUOTE=spankdog]I have posted pictures of my calves before here. I am now requesting a photo of your calves, not your identity or face, but I am calling you out.

My calves confirm that I deadlift 405lbs. with no wrist straps or weight belt.

You have been called out. Grab a picture of your calves with your name (SDB1) on a sheet of paper near your calves.

Bish, I will do the same thing, but your e-strength is not flying with me.
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Can anybody pull up one of my calf photos for this e-tard?

spank[/QUOTE]

Edgey, NAH, please gentlemen, if you are going to post on this thread you MUST include a photo of your calves as per quoted instructions.

Otherwise consider this thread CLOSED.

You have been called out!

Beer Pong...there would be no competition. I'd OWN him. 8 years of college put to good use!

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]Edgey, NAH, please gentlemen, if you are going to post on this thread you MUST include a photo of your calves as per quoted instructions.

Otherwise consider this thread CLOSED.

You have been called out![/QUOTE]

Kiwi this is f*ucking outrageous, any thread that Spank was involved in must be treasured and lovingly respected. As such i will rise to your challenge. Here is a pic of my calf (I may have misuderstood this slightly)

Beat that you kiwi DB (Sorry i am trying to honour Spank there)

Edgey

bulle rock eh... out in lovely havre de grace eh.... you probably are a beer pong affecianado... i may know a few who could give you a run for your money... right there in charm city.

[QUOTE=Omen2]bulle rock eh... out in lovely havre de grace eh.... you probably are a beer pong affecianado... i may know a few who could give you a run for your money... right there in charm city.[/QUOTE]

Thank god I don't live in Havre de Grace. Live downtown. If I lived in Havre de Grace I'd kill myself. I'll occasionally make the drive up to Bulle Rock when I want to get my teeth kicked in by a golf course.

amen to that... lived downtown right off eastern ave. near little italy.

909 eastern to be exact.

agreed there isn't shi.t in havre de grace. bulle rock will definitely phuck you up... especially 11 from the tips on a windy day.

i will be in bmore late nov. if its not to damn cold we should squeeze in a round at timbers of troy or greystone or if you really like pain theres the 4 directions course dont remember the name right off. let me know

[QUOTE=Omen2]amen to that... lived downtown right off eastern ave. near little italy.

909 eastern to be exact.

agreed there isn't shi.t in havre de grace. bulle rock will definitely phuck you up... especially 11 from the tips on a windy day.

i will be in bmore late nov. if its not to damn cold we should squeeze in a round at timbers of troy or greystone or if you really like pain theres the 4 directions course dont remember the name right off. let me know[/QUOTE]


Let me know. Just played Timbers of Troy last weekend. Good deal for that place. Nice fairways and bunkers and only $40 to walk 18.

DEFINITELY WILL... only played it once about 2 years ago.... i remember it being really decent for the price. just keep on here and i will pm you definite dates so we can check the weather. i have a friend thats a teaching pro in the bmore area and i may see if he can get us on bulle rock for a decent price... or maybe even mountain branch or beech tree.

[QUOTE=edgey]I can definately deal with a rampaging psychotic, delusional, paranoid schizophrenic hell bent on ripping me a new ar*se better than Tiger. And i can parachute from the sky and assault a fixed machine gun emplacement better than Tiger (once upon a time a long time ago)

I suspect however he doesnt give a sh*ite and is MUCH happier with being a multi millionaire golfer with a stunning wife and everything that wealth and skill and the trappings of huge wealth bring.

Horses for courses i suppose

Edgey[/QUOTE]


Earl Woods was in Spec Ops in Vietnam so Tiger was not even close to being the badass of the family.

[QUOTE=fred3]Wow! You must be a "real" man.

You really couldn't be more lame.[/QUOTE]

He'll be a real man in 2 or 3 more surgeries

[QUOTE=Omen2]DEFINITELY WILL... only played it once about 2 years ago.... i remember it being really decent for the price. just keep on here and i will pm you definite dates so we can check the weather. i have a friend thats a teaching pro in the bmore area and i may see if he can get us on bulle rock for a decent price... or maybe even mountain branch or beech tree.[/QUOTE]

I'm always down for a deal. Full price at Bulle Rock hurts...last I checked it was $160.

[QUOTE=DENNIS7180GOLF]i know i neglect my bills wayyyyyyyyy better than tiger !!![/QUOTE]

Best response of the lot.

Id Kick his azz in Wi - Golf and bangin his wife for sure.:D

i'd kick his ass in ebonics. He also stole my dog's name, so my dog would kick his dog's ass.

[QUOTE=ProStatus]Id Kick his azz in .......bangin his wife for sure.:D[/QUOTE]
That would depend totaly on whether Tiger inherited his mum's or dad's genes when it comes to wedding tackle. If he had an Asian 'tik tak' dik maybe. But if he had a big African swingin down to the knees dik you might be in trouble.

He needs photographic evidence to back up his claim. After all, it's what he asks for in this type of situation and he did post photos of his calfs once.

What the hell, Spank, you're already banned.

Sorry but i just pissed myself (again) reading Spanks exchanges about powerlifting and calve muscles.

God i miss Spank

Edgey

[QUOTE=spankdog]I'd kick Tiger's knee crippled ass in mountain biking, road cycling, power lifting, building a home, and gardening. That is my short list. (Woods would beat me in golf)

What would you kick Tiger's ass in?[/QUOTE]

Skiing. Sailing. Hockey.

[QUOTE=alangbaker]Skiing. Sailing. Hockey.[/QUOTE]

I was going to say exposing liars, cheats and frauds BUT i think Tiger could probably sort Larry out too :D

Edgey

Beer Drinkin'

This is a worthy thread resurrection. It was this thread where Spank first exposed SBD1 and ran him out of GR. Unfortuantely Spanks extended absence has brought SBD1 out of hiding, and with him his ridiculous ideas on golf and particularly rule 13.

[QUOTE=spankdog]Tiger is a retard.

Human beings are all multi-faceted individuals. I would wrestle him down and make him tap out, the wanna be negro...

You ain't no real negro Tiger!!! You only half negro, you loser!

I'll call you Teegro from now on, but you don't deserve the word.[/QUOTE]


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I can take him in Tiddliewinks.

Seems that there are a good number of people that can take him in golf right now. Even little timmy clark took him down in match play.

I offer $10,000 (best I can do) to anyone who produces Tiger for a 1-on-1 basketball game. I'm 5'9", 52 years old, and I'll beat him 12-2.

I'd make a mess of him on fight night 3, even if he chose Ali and I had to go Frazier.