Lord, forgive me...

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  • 04-27-2008
    Rick C
    Lord, forgive me...
    [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Jesus and Moses are playing golf.

    Jesus is winning and starts to get cocky.

    At the top of a hill on the tenth hole, Jesus pulls out a five iron.

    Moses says, "Jesus, are you crazy, you should be using a nine iron, not a five iron".

    "Arnold Palmer would use a five iron", Jesus replied.
    So Jesus, using the wrong club, hits the ball way long.

    "Aw Shucks", says Jesus.

    On the next hole, Jesus again uses his five iron, instead of the appropriate seven iron.

    Moses again warns him of his upcoming mistake.

    "Arnold Plamer would use this club if he were playing", said Jesus.
    And like the last time the shot is long lands in the water.

    Jesus, chasing after his ball, goes down to the water trap and walks out over the lake looking for his ball.

    The men in the group behind see this and runs up to Moses in astonishment. "Who does that man think he is, Jesus Christ!?"

    Moses replies, "No, he thinks he is Arnold Palmer"! [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
  • 04-27-2008
    pingman360
    ok this is as bad as your Fuzzy Zoeller thread... just quit...
  • 04-27-2008
    Rick C
    [QUOTE=pingman360]ok this is as bad as your Fuzzy Zoeller thread... just quit...[/QUOTE]

    i just read this after reading your last comment 'bout "white power" and the same still goes ..kiss my ass PingBoy.
  • 04-28-2008
    golfaholic
    [QUOTE=Rick C]i just read this after reading your last comment 'bout "white power" and the same still goes ..kiss my ass PingBoy.[/QUOTE]

    Don't be a *****.

    All the guys name call around here in fun..you're being serious..smarten up, or **** off.
  • 04-29-2008
    smokey0810
    Just joined the forum, and already have a bad taste in my mouth over the trash talking, and now this. Any time you have to ask the Lord for forgiveness before you say something, you are doing something wrong....
  • 04-29-2008
    lorenzoinoc
    [QUOTE=smokey0810]Just joined the forum, and already have a bad taste in my mouth over the trash talking, and now this. Any time you have to ask the Lord for forgiveness before you say something, you are doing something wrong....[/QUOTE]

    Lord, forgive me for this, but welcome to the board, smokey0810!
  • 04-29-2008
    smokey0810
    HAHA...Well played my friend. Thanks.