• 05-28-2008
    GolferwithShades
    Golfreview has stupid members
    you people think your better than everyother and not true. golf is golfing and should stay that way and you arent better then me or others at life and golf. get lifes people.
  • 05-28-2008
    vjr13
    [QUOTE=GolferwithShades]you people think your better than everyother and not true. golf is golfing and should stay that way and you arent better then me or others at life and golf. get lifes people.[/QUOTE]


    First off, go get yourself a least an 8th grade education and hone your grammar skills a bit before embarrassing yourself w/ another post. Most of your posts have to be read twice just to understand them. C'mon Shades!!! You're "gooder" than that.

    Secondly, it's an open forum. Opinions drive this thing. I don't recall any posts denouncing other members. Spirited debates??? Certainly. But I'm pretty sure no one is here to hurt yours, or anyone else's feelings. For Pete's sake, It's a GOLF REVIEW FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm sorry your experience here has gone bad, but I'm sure the next time you're out on the course knockin' out them there 330+ fairway splitting drives w/ your Zolex Hammer driver, you'll probably never even remember your unfortunate experience here.........
  • 05-28-2008
    bjdrivers
    I believe vjr wrapped this one up nicely! end of thread!
  • 05-28-2008
    Kiwi Player
    [QUOTE=bjdrivers]I believe vjr wrapped this one up nicely! end of thread![/QUOTE]

    I second that motion. Very well put by vjr, an old grizzled GR Veteran of 8 posts.

    Well done vjr!
  • 05-28-2008
    dorkman53
    Hees write. Eye due think aye am more betterer then sum of ewe...
  • 05-29-2008
    Home-slicer
    [QUOTE=vjr13]First off, go get yourself a least an 8th grade education and hone your grammar skills a bit before embarrassing yourself w/ another post. Most of your posts have to be read twice just to understand them. C'mon Shades!!! You're "gooder" than that.

    Secondly, it's an open forum. Opinions drive this thing. I don't recall any posts denouncing other members. Spirited debates??? Certainly. But I'm pretty sure no one is here to hurt yours, or anyone else's feelings. For Pete's sake, It's a GOLF REVIEW FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm sorry your experience here has gone bad, but I'm sure the next time you're out on the course knockin' out them there 330+ fairway splitting drives w/ your Zolex Hammer driver, you'll probably never even remember your unfortunate experience here.........[/QUOTE]


    You don't recall any posts denouncing other members? What forum have you been looking at? That's why we come here, isn't it? To denounce, be denounced, laugh as others get denounced, overuse the word denounce, etc. In fact, I got a good laugh from you denouncing this guy just now. Good stuff.
    -Another grizzled veteran.-
  • 05-29-2008
    oldplayer
    [QUOTE=dorkman53]Hees write. Eye due think aye am more betterer then sum of ewe...[/QUOTE]
    Post of the week Dorkman!!!! You just couldn't help yourself, could you! Brilliant stuff, my sides are still hurting!
  • 05-29-2008
    dorkman53
    [QUOTE=oldplayer]Post of the week Dorkman!!!! You just couldn't help yourself, could you! Brilliant stuff, my sides are still hurting![/QUOTE]
    I sincerely appreciate your heartfelt compliment, but don't think that simple flattery is going to cause my press agent to give you a free autographed photo. You'll have to get in line and pay, like everybody else........
  • 05-29-2008
    Horseballs
    I appreciate Home-slicer and vjr13 coming to GR's defense. Some people get it, others don't. For every 10 people that sign up, 9 run away offended. We don't cater to poontangs and we sure as hell don't sugarcoat or pillowtalk. I believe there are other forums that will accept anyone, but I can't recall the site names.
  • 05-29-2008
    DENNIS7180GOLF
    You want some milk and cookies with that pussie as$ whiney post?
    ive never seen a man that can hit it 330 but cant take a little tongue lashing.
    your buddies must be proud to call you their GIRLFRIEND !!!!
  • 05-29-2008
    FreakOfNature
    [QUOTE=GolferwithShades]you people think your better than everyother and not true. golf is golfing and should stay that way and you arent better then me or others at life and golf. get lifes people.[/QUOTE]


    Dude, I can't believe I actually stuck my neck out for you in your "help a golfin bro out" thread.

    Don't come back to this place until you grow a set and a sack to hang them in.

    You are not worthy.



    FON

    PS - I would OWN your emo ass off the tee.
  • 05-29-2008
    oldplayer
    [QUOTE=dorkman53]I sincerely appreciate your heartfelt compliment, but don't think that simple flattery is going to cause my press agent to give you a free autographed photo. You'll have to get in line and pay, like everybody else........[/QUOTE]
    We obviously have much in common Dorkman, as I often feel I am betterrer than most of yoose; given this happy state of affairs, couldn't we form a GR splinter group? (for all of us who are clearly betterrer than the rest).
  • 05-29-2008
    GolferwithShades
    All I say is people are people and you shouldent be mean to them cus they like a certen thing. I dont say im better than you so you dont say your more good then me. Not like your on the PGA tour or what.
  • 05-29-2008
    lorenzoinoc
    [QUOTE=Horseballs]I appreciate Home-slicer and vjr13 coming to GR's defense. Some people get it, others don't. For every 10 people that sign up, 9 run away offended. We don't cater to poontangs and we sure as hell don't sugarcoat or pillowtalk. I believe there are other forums that will accept anyone, but I can't recall the site names.[/QUOTE]

    Maybe I can be of some help here. I think the site you're referring to is: [url]www.lieaboutyourdrivingdistance.com[/url]
  • 05-29-2008
    FreakOfNature
    [QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]Maybe I can be of some help here. I think the site you're referring to is: [url]www.lieaboutyourdrivingdistance.com[/url][/QUOTE]


    Lorenzo, It seems as if I learn something everytime you make a post.



    FON

    PS - PPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
  • 05-29-2008
    Home-slicer
    [QUOTE=FreakOfNature]Lorenzo, It seems as if I learn something everytime you make a post.



    FON

    PS - PPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

    I caught the Zolex Hammer infomercial on TV yesterday and all I could think about was Dave Chappelle doing Howard Dean...BIIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Classic. BTW. I'm getting some "Get lifes, people!" T-shirts silk screened as we speak.
  • 05-30-2008
    GolferwithShades
    [QUOTE=dorkman53]Hees write. Eye due think aye am more betterer then sum of ewe...[/QUOTE]


    And you people think mine writing is bad whats rong with you people.
  • 05-30-2008
    dorkman53
    [QUOTE=GolferwithShades]And you people think mine writing is bad whats rong with you people.[/QUOTE]
    This "person" is starting to share certain eerie similarities to "Tucan" of yesteryear.......
  • 05-30-2008
    DENNIS7180GOLF
    [QUOTE=GolferwithShades]All I say is people are people and you shouldent be mean to them cus they like a certen thing. I dont say im better than you so you dont say your more good then me. Not like your on the PGA tour or what.[/QUOTE]
    its not "certen" its surtin retard !!!!
  • 05-30-2008
    vjr13
    [QUOTE=Home-slicer]I caught the Zolex Hammer infomercial on TV yesterday and all I could think about was Dave Chappelle doing Howard Dean...BIIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Classic. BTW. I'm getting some "Get lifes, people!" T-shirts silk screened as we speak.[/QUOTE]

    Can I pre-order mine now???? XXL please!!!!!!!
  • 05-30-2008
    Kiwi Player
    [QUOTE=dorkman53]This "person" is starting to share certain eerie similarities to "Tucan" of yesteryear.......[/QUOTE]

    My thoughts exactly! There's bad grammar and then there's made up BS bad grammar.

    GolferwithShades, your grammar is so bad I assume you expect us to believe that English is not your 1st language so please enlighten us and tell us what your 1st language is?

    Actually, on second thoughts, having just reviewed your "Helping a Golfing Bro Out" thread, where your grammar is simply poor, I've come to the same conclusion that Lorenzo and Horse Balls did.

    [QUOTE=lorenzoinoc] So, the facts based on his own words conclusively prove he's completely full of sh*t. [/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=Horseballs] BTW, I think GWS is 100% full of crap. Maybe even 120%.[/QUOTE]
  • 06-01-2008
    Not a hacker
    I have no doubt GWS is playing with us a little with the 'put on' bad grammar. If he had of used the word 'betterer' I may have been inclined to believe he was just simple, but as he didn't I can only assume he is getting his jollies out of trying to convince us he is semi illiterate. I think it may be a ploy to make us think that his previous posts were also intentional BS and not the result of stupidity, and that he has been just pretending to be a retard all along. Nice try GWS, but we didn't come down in the last shower. I'm calling you out as the retarded bottom feeder you are. I'd call you troll but you aren't that capable.
  • 06-02-2008
    Home-slicer
    I agree 100%. I noticed that his posts were getting progressively more retarted. Just now, I went back and looked at his 1st post on the "Help a golfin' bro" thread and it was almost totally coherent with relatively few spelling and grammar errors. We've been the victims of reverse trollism. I am contacting the ACLU immediately.
  • 06-02-2008
    Home-slicer
    Dave or BJ, my spell check isn't working. It would be an embarrasing faux pas to call someone retarded in a post filled with my own errors. Please proof read my last 2 posts and notify me of any grammar transgressions.
    Thanks and God bless,
    Your Home-Slice(r)
  • 06-02-2008
    Horseballs
    Guys, let's not be so quick to disregard GWS's claims. I actually agree with him that GR is rife with stupid members. I'm no rocket scientist, NaH would be classified as retarded if he lived in the US (he's just "slow" in OZ), BJ is half a generation from eating bananas in the Congo, and GWS is clearly in a straight jacket in some retard asylum.
    I'm not saying he's right, but a little tolerance to differing opinions never hurt.
  • 06-02-2008
    lorenzoinoc
    [QUOTE=Horseballs]Guys, let's not be so quick to disregard GWS's claims. I actually agree with him that GR is rife with stupid members. I'm no rocket scientist, NaH would be classified as retarded if he lived in the US (he's just "slow" in OZ), BJ is half a generation from eating bananas in the Congo, and GWS is clearly in a straight jacket in some retard asylum.
    I'm not saying he's right, but a little tolerance to differing opinions never hurt.[/QUOTE]

    Hey, I agree, after all I spend half my life eating spaghetti while trying to keep the noise down. That said, stupid and full of sh*t are two different things.
  • 06-02-2008
    Not a hacker
    [QUOTE=Horseballs].......NaH would be classified as retarded if he lived in the US (he's just "slow" in OZ)......[/QUOTE]
    All true about me but a bit of a case of glass houses HB. Aussies are definitely not the sharpest knives in the drawer but US standards of intellect aren't that high either. I've heard Boo Weekeley giving interviews. Not to mention the level of retardation of the person whom you bestow your highest office.
  • 06-02-2008
    dorkman53
    [QUOTE=Not a hacker] Not to mention the level of retardation of the person whom you bestow your highest office.[/QUOTE]
    Alas....look at the choices we had. Both times we put that dim bulb in office were "plug your nose, close your eyes, and vote for the least obnoxious and objectionable candidate" races.
  • 06-03-2008
    zzsmoker
    I have noticed that many reviews lack proper grammar and spelling. Is it possible that GR has been invaded by an army of elementary children?? Anyway, this site is great for a laugh or two, and even though(lol) I'm new, I appreciate being a member.
  • 06-03-2008
    Horseballs
    [QUOTE=zzsmoker]I have noticed that many reviews lack proper grammar and spelling. Is it possible that GR has been invaded by an army of elementary children?? Anyway, this site is great for a laugh or two, and even though(lol) I'm new, I appreciate being a member.[/QUOTE]
    It's been years since I even looked at the reviews section. We always appreciate new members, so welcome aboard.
    I don't think people are being taught grammar and spelling anymore. It's becoming a lost art like math or Latin.
  • 06-03-2008
    Golf King
    [quote=Horseballs]It's been years since I even looked at the reviews section. We always appreciate new members, so welcome aboard.
    I don't think people are being taught grammar and spelling anymore. It's becoming a lost art like math or Latin.[/quote]

    yea i'll second that, even though i never was good at maths :D
  • 06-03-2008
    lorenzoinoc
    [QUOTE=Horseballs]It's been years since I even looked at the reviews section. We always appreciate new members, so welcome aboard.
    I don't think people are being taught grammar and spelling anymore. It's becoming a lost art like math or Latin.[/QUOTE]

    It's certain to become alot worse. Another ten years or so of texting, and I predict people will hold pens and pencils with their nostrils.