To the moderators

Can reviews like this load of BS be removed? Otherwise it distorts the overall rating of the product being reviewed. It is obviously just some moron being an idiot and has nothing to do with the actual product?

[url]http://www.golfreview.com/cat/drivers/cleveland/PRD_411807_2948crx.aspx[/url]

That review is so retarded that it's almost funny.....but not quite.

And this one:

Reviewed by: myroslav1991(Unregistered User) , Scratch Golfer

Model Reviewed:
mp 600

Summary:
One word for this club. A N U S.
When i receive my driver from www.c'ockreceiversdaily.com, i was excited above inserting this beast up my extra wide as's hole, without lube.
Anyway, i took it down to my local course, augusta, and set it up on the first tee. When i took my club back, it had a good anally weight to it, and when i hit the ball, the back of the club where the weight are fell off. I have never known such a patridge of a club!
I could of hit my longridge 1 iron better than this.
Overall, te best club i have ever inserted in my girthy ass, but abit sore after.

Customer Service:
Clagnuts

Similar Products Used:
Longridge 1971 1 iron

[QUOTE=Mystic Monkey]And this one:

Reviewed by: myroslav1991(Unregistered User) , Scratch Golfer

Model Reviewed:
mp 600

Summary:
One word for this club. A N U S.
When i receive my driver from www.c'ockreceiversdaily.com, i was excited above inserting this beast up my extra wide as's hole, without lube.
Anyway, i took it down to my local course, augusta, and set it up on the first tee. When i took my club back, it had a good anally weight to it, and when i hit the ball, the back of the club where the weight are fell off. I have never known such a patridge of a club!
I could of hit my longridge 1 iron better than this.
Overall, te best club i have ever inserted in my girthy ass, but abit sore after.

Customer Service:
Clagnuts

Similar Products Used:
Longridge 1971 1 iron[/QUOTE]


Without lube, no less!! I'm sorry, but this one made me laugh my girthy ass off. It's just so incoherent. What the hell are people thinking when they enter a review like this? Classic.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]Can reviews like this load of BS be removed? Otherwise it distorts the overall rating of the product being reviewed. It is obviously just some moron being an idiot and has nothing to do with the actual product?

[url]http://www.golfreview.com/cat/drivers/cleveland/PRD_411807_2948crx.aspx[/url][/QUOTE]

yeah i agree... but the thing is we only have control over the forum... thats it...

[QUOTE=Mystic Monkey]And this one:

Reviewed by: myroslav1991(Unregistered User) , Scratch Golfer

Model Reviewed:
mp 600

Summary:
One word for this club. A N U S.
When i receive my driver from www.c'ockreceiversdaily.com, i was excited above inserting this beast up my extra wide as's hole, without lube.
Anyway, i took it down to my local course, augusta, and set it up on the first tee. When i took my club back, it had a good anally weight to it, and when i hit the ball, the back of the club where the weight are fell off. I have never known such a patridge of a club!
I could of hit my longridge 1 iron better than this.
Overall, te best club i have ever inserted in my girthy ass, but abit sore after.

Customer Service:
Clagnuts

Similar Products Used:
Longridge 1971 1 iron[/QUOTE]

I didn't know Spank had another alias!

[QUOTE=pingman360]yeah i agree... but the thing is we only have control over the forum... thats it...[/QUOTE]

Fair enough, just wondering.

So that review skews the results but the 4000 reviews from 25hdcp'ers who drive the ball 320 dont? Anyone who takes GR reviews seriously is setting themselves up for some major disappointment.

Another awesome review of the XLS is up:

Reviewed by: crap , Shoots in the 100s

Model Reviewed:
Cleveland Hi-Burger XLS

Summary:
This thing is a piece of juicebox. It eats when it's hungry, it drinks when it's thirsty, and it barfs when it eats too much. Overall, this is the juciest club i have ever ate. Try it out and eat some more pickles!

Similar Products Used:
the crapper 2500, piece of garbage 2600


Seriously? What the hell are these people on?

That is a great review! "Overall this is the juiciest club I have ever ate." That is pure class and it makes me want to by a Hi Bore. "A piece of juicebox", c'mon that is great!
The Review section is for unintended comedy only and shouldn't be used as a reference for purchasing golf equipment. This is a fact and should be in bold print on the homepage of GR.

[QUOTE=Horseballs]That is a great review! "Overall this is the juiciest club I have ever ate." That is pure class and it makes me want to by a Hi Bore. "A piece of juicebox", c'mon that is great!
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For the hi-bore to appear that juicy I can only assume that is was over-flaxseed-oiled. The hi-bore while juicy with the right amount of oil is far from the juiciest.

[QUOTE=LyleG]For the hi-bore to appear that juicy I can only assume that is was over-flaxseed-oiled. The hi-bore while juicy with the right amount of oil is far from the juiciest.[/QUOTE]
Ahh the memories. Hi-Bore bashing was much more fun than our current "blades vs. cavities" topic.
Where the hell is Tucan?

[QUOTE=LyleG]So that review skews the results but the 4000 reviews from 25hdcp'ers who drive the ball 320 dont? Anyone who takes GR reviews seriously is setting themselves up for some major disappointment.[/QUOTE]

Ah, all knowing words of wisdom from LyleG once again. You're becoming Fred4.

I always look at the 'latest' reviews. 99% of them seem to be 5/5 but I'm always curious when I see 1 or 2 out of 5 to know what it was that the reviewer hated about the club. Sometimes it was just that they didn't like it or couldn't hit it but sometimes it's because the head flew off after their 3rd hit at the range or they got terrible customer service. I don't mind that when they have a genuine gripe but this was just pure idiocy and wasn't even half funny.

[quote=pingman360]yeah i agree... but the thing is we only have control over the forum... thats it...[/quote]

how long you been a mod on here?


GK

That "crap" guy posted two more reviews today for Nike gear. He's really pushing the envelope now that he sees he can get away with his nonsense.

[QUOTE=Horseballs]Ahh the memories. Hi-Bore bashing was much more fun than our current "blades vs. cavities" topic.
Where the hell is Tucan?[/QUOTE]

I banned his broken English Ass.































Kidding.

As ping said, we can only do crap to the forum.

You could click "report review" and as Fransois to delete it but, it probably isn't going to happen.

[QUOTE=golfaholic]As ping said, we can only do crap to the forum.

You could click "report review" and as Fransois to delete it but, it probably isn't going to happen.[/QUOTE]


Doesn't matter anyways, TBH. People can see right through the fanboys and schills, and also those who just wish to bash something - for the mostpart. If they want honest feedback, they'll know enough to create an account and ask around in the forums where the people who would probably know are likely to be lurking. Also, this being GR and all, if they've spent any time lurking themselves they'll know that only intelligent questions get intelligent answers around here, and will ask accordingly. Lest they endure the wrath... :D

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I like golf. Golf is game where nature calls to the soul and thou answers with pee on nature's bushes. I am relieved to play this game of golf on open air fields where soul meets sky and universe become one with golf ball.
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lol


A-men.

[QUOTE=golfaholic]lol


A-men.[/QUOTE]


Please don't ban me. I swear this is an original account. :D

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Golf is game that remove spirit from body like cell-phone remove mind from road. I enjoy much so yes.
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[QUOTE=FreakOfNature]Please don't ban me. I swear this is an original account. :D

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I get exited when watching this golf. The best in the golf is Tiger Woods. It is nature friendly and played in open ground.

[QUOTE=LyleG]So that review skews the results but the 4000 reviews from 25hdcp'ers who drive the ball 320 dont? Anyone who takes GR reviews seriously is setting themselves up for some major disappointment.[/QUOTE]

C'mon Lyle, give the guys a break. I do understand that everyone here flies it 275+ at least and hits it over 300, at least once they get that Walmart Driver off the rack that fits.....LOL. But truthfully, I write reviews of courses and products seriously. I don't take the star ratings to heart because as Dan Jenkin's says, there just ain't ever been a 10. So they tend to skew the scoring. But if someone actually takes the time to write a comment, I assume that it's their experience of the club/ball, etc.

And as to the original post and comment about the review.........maybe that's what the guy really thinks of the product..........LOL And he thought he was "wrongfully" being funny.....:idea:

Hey guys, it takes all kinds. I play serious golf and I play "beer golf" depending upon the time, place, location and company!

[QUOTE=LyleG]So that review skews the results but the 4000 reviews from 25hdcp'ers who drive the ball 320 dont? Anyone who takes GR reviews seriously is setting themselves up for some major disappointment.[/QUOTE]

I'll have you know my average drive is 330, thank you very much. Good day, sir.





:-)

[QUOTE=Home-slicer]I get exited when watching this golf. The best in the golf is Tiger Woods. It is nature friendly and played in open ground.[/QUOTE]

First is to put ball on the T, then the swing and joy, indeed and fresh.

[QUOTE=Golf King]how long you been a mod on here?


GK[/QUOTE]

sorry never saw this... like a yr now...