Thoughts from the Solheim Cup

Before everyone starts calling me a b!tch for watching the skirt tour's contrived wannabe Ryder Cup, I was hungover on Sunday and somehow found this on the Golf Channel.
1. Whoever was ripping me a new one for saying Christie Kerr is a heifer owes me an apology. She is in fact a heifer, and she's only a few lazy months from turning into Pat Hurst.
2. Michelle Wie is head and shoulders above the other skirts when it comes to ball striking. Her putting isn't very good.
3. I would like to bang Petterson.
4. Paula Creamer's looks are overrated.
5. Christina Kim may be the most annoying person on the planet. She's duking it out with Andy Dick for the top spot.

The Sodomy Cup proved my one point about women golfers . . . . . they are all doable from behind.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]The Sodomy Cup proved my one point about women golfers . . . . . they are all doable from behind.[/QUOTE]

If you're gonna do Christina Kim from behind, better wear some padding. When those cheeks of hers get going they could rupture your spleen. You might also make sure you aren't near an active fault.

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=darkslategray]Yep, Kim is extremely annoying and hard to watch. An asian female Stadler. Not everyone's cup of tea. Now M. Wie (aside from her putting) is more interesting ... [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Silver"]Does anyone else find large grey font annoying?[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[QUOTE]3. I would like to bang Petterson.[/QUOTE]
i have to agree. nordqvist has a tank. kim might be the most annoying person i've ever seen

[QUOTE=bluedevilking1891]i have to agree. nordqvist has a tank. kim might be the most annoying person i've ever seen[/QUOTE]
I have to go with Morgan Pressel

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc][SIZE="7"][COLOR="Silver"]Does anyone else find large grey font annoying?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Yes. I hear that is how Christina Kim twitters.
Stop immediately Regulation Guy.
Angela Stanford has some bad genetics that only Sooner could love. Nothing on top and a huge ass.

[FONT=Arial]Font corrected ... [/FONT]large font is annoying, but was easier for old eyes to read.
Guess everyone on this board has lazer vision (which they use to see their drive in middle of fairway 350+yds away)

[QUOTE=Horseballs]Before everyone starts calling me a b!tch for watching the skirt tour's contrived wannabe Ryder Cup, I was hungover on Sunday and somehow found this on the Golf Channel.
1. Whoever was ripping me a new one for saying Christie Kerr is a heifer owes me an apology. She is in fact a heifer, and she's only a few lazy months from turning into Pat Hurst.
2. Michelle Wie is head and shoulders above the other skirts when it comes to ball striking. Her putting isn't very good.
3. I would like to bang Petterson.
4. Paula Creamer's looks are overrated.
5. Christina Kim may be the most annoying person on the planet. She's duking it out with Andy Dick for the top spot.[/QUOTE]


I agree with everything yous said except #4. Creamer is hot, but she doesn't show it well on the course. Hot girls should never wear sunglasses...ugly girls are the ones who need to cover their faces. Girls with nice legs should not wear shorts....Wie should have been in a skirt.

The celebrating was very awkward and pathetic. Ugly women know that they are ugly and are very subconscious about drawing attention to themselves, so it just comes off bad looking when they throw a fist in the air....and then realize people are looking at them, and their eyes get big and they kind of half pull their arms back in recoil.

[QUOTE=The Purist]The celebrating was very awkward and pathetic. Ugly women know that they are ugly and are very subconscious about drawing attention to themselves, so it just comes off bad looking when they throw a fist in the air....and then realize people are looking at them, and their eyes get big and they kind of half pull their arms back in recoil.[/QUOTE]

Seems like you've got quite a feminine side working for you there, TP.

[ATTACH]2184[/ATTACH]Did some one say LAZER?

[QUOTE=Regulation Guy][FONT=Arial]Font corrected ... [/FONT]large font is annoying, but was easier for old eyes to read.
Guess everyone on this board has lazer vision (which they use to see their drive in middle of fairway[B] 350+yds away[/B])[/QUOTE]
limp wristed biatches

Did some one say LAZER?[/QUOTE]
Is your picture of an early Dennis Hopper? He looks like he has a nice doob y in his hand.

[QUOTE=The Purist]I agree with everything yous said except #4. Creamer is hot, but she doesn't show it well on the course. Hot girls should never wear sunglasses...ugly girls are the ones who need to cover their faces. Girls with nice legs should not wear shorts....Wie should have been in a skirt.

The celebrating was very awkward and pathetic. Ugly women know that they are ugly and are very subconscious about drawing attention to themselves, so it just comes off bad looking when they throw a fist in the air....and then realize people are looking at them, and their eyes get big and they kind of half pull their arms back in recoil.[/QUOTE]
To each his own, but Creamer is overrated IMO. She was standing next to Petterson who is repressed Swedish sex on a stick so she's overrated by comparison. Put her next to Fish Lips Inkster and my opinion changes.

[quote=Donald Jackson] Is your picture of an early Dennis Hopper? He looks like he has a nice doob y in his hand.[/quote]

Come to think of it, it does look like Dennis.

Gulbis has her moments ...

[QUOTE=noshuz]Come to think of it, it does look like Dennis.[/QUOTE]
Enjoying a buzz no doubt

Creamer is average at best and Petterson looks like a dude from the neck up. They almost all showed little class IMO.

[QUOTE=Horseballs]To each his own, but Creamer is overrated IMO. She was standing next to Petterson who is repressed Swedish sex on a stick so she's overrated by comparison. Put her next to Fish Lips Inkster and my opinion changes.[/QUOTE]

I give two thumbs up to Norwegian girls. My only concern about Petterson is I'm not sure guys are her thing. She lists her favorite [I]tool [/I]as a Nike driver on her website.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]I give two thumbs up to Norwegian girls. My only concern about Petterson is I'm not sure guys are her thing. She lists her favorite [I]tool [/I]as a Nike driver on her website.[/QUOTE]
I have a buddy who is into tall blond norwegian woman and I never understoon the attraction? They're pale and too tall and rugid. i like the shorter somewhat darker chicks. Some of those asians with the same last name are looking really nice on the korean tour i mean the lpga y

[QUOTE=Donald Jackson]I have a buddy who is into tall blond norwegian woman and I never understoon the attraction? They're pale and too tall and rugid. i like the shorter somewhat darker chicks. Some of those asians with the same last name are looking really nice on the korean tour i mean the lpga y[/QUOTE]

I'm with you on the asian thing. Problem is the ones on tour ain't so hot, unless I'm missing someone. If I am, post some picks. But there are asian girls on the local junior tours that are very talented.

The Norwegians aren't all rugged. Some are tall and small boned with a nice gap at the Y and really nice overall. The one I know is extremely flexible, too.

I think Petterson's questionable sexuality only adds to my attraction. It's not like she's a bulldyke like Becky Brewerton. Lipstick lesbians are a treasure

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]I'm with you on the asian thing. Problem is the ones on tour ain't so hot, unless I'm missing someone. If I am, post some picks. But there are asian girls on the local junior tours that are very talented.

The Norwegians aren't all rugged. Some are tall and small boned with a nice gap at the Y and really nice overall. The one I know is extremely flexible, too.[/QUOTE]
I can't recall those asian names just seems like a bunch of no name chicks using graphite lite shafts and 5 ft 2 inches tall. I am all into norwegian petite chicks.

I'm with HB here, Petterson is hot! If I were a younger man..............
BTW is she Norwegian or Swedish?

[QUOTE=oldplayer]I'm with HB here, Petterson is hot! If I were a younger man..............
BTW is she Norwegian or Swedish?[/QUOTE]
Exactly. She had me pulling for the European team. And yes, pun intended.

[QUOTE=Horseballs]Exactly. She had me pulling for the European team. And yes, pun intended.[/QUOTE]
She is manly bros

[QUOTE=Donald Jackson]She is manly bros[/QUOTE]

She wouldn't look manly all bent over from behind . . . . .

[QUOTE=Horseballs]To each his own, but Creamer is overrated IMO. She was standing next to Petterson who is repressed Swedish sex on a stick so she's overrated by comparison. Put her next to Fish Lips Inkster and my opinion changes.[/QUOTE]
I agree in principle re:Creamer, but I did once see a pic of her in a golf mag where she doing a handstand infront of a bridge at St Andrews, with her legs split perfectly horizontal to the ground. I could overlook physical attractiveness for thoise sorts of talents.

Most of the LPGA tour are heiffers or bushpigs, but there are a couple of bona fide babes from Australia. Nikki Garrett, Anna Rawson and Jack Newton's daughter Christie (obviously got looks from her mother) would measure up in any company. And a few years ago there was Nicole Lowien, who is now in her late 30's but still one of the hottest women I've ever seen anywhere.

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]I agree in principle re:Creamer, but I did once see a pic of her in a golf mag where she doing a handstand infront of a bridge at St Andrews, with her legs split perfectly horizontal to the ground. I could overlook physical attractiveness for thoise sorts of talents.

[B]Most of the LPGA tour are heiffers or bushpigs[/B], but there are a couple of bona fide babes from Australia. Nikki Garrett, Anna Rawson and Jack Newton's daughter Christie (obviously got looks from her mother) would measure up in any company. And a few years ago there was Nicole Lowien, who is now in her late 30's but still one of the hottest women I've ever seen anywhere.[/QUOTE]

Maybe so, but there is something appealing about having hot, sloppy sex, and then actually having something interesting to talk about after you are done.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]Maybe so, but there is something appealing about having hot, sloppy sex, and then actually having something interesting to talk about after you are done.[/QUOTE]

That's what a beer with the guys afterwards is for.

As always, ready to help when needed.

The ladies antics only served to re-enforce the stereotype of Americans as half-witted morons.
Some of them handled the tournament with class, Lincicome and Pressel come to mind. Even fish lip Inkster was flopping on the course much like hers lips namesake out of water.
Overall, I was appalled and quickly turned my attention elsewhere.
I hope the next captain takes this foolishness into account when choosing the team.
The old cliche less is more certainly applies to on the course celebration.
Even Tiger will give a fist pump, a raise the roof or whatever and then he shuts the hell up and moves to the next tee.

OTOH if Christina Kim gave a fist pump, the reciprocal "rump rotation" would register on seismographs worldwide and could further destabilize the Euro ...

"what would Wiggles do?"

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]Maybe so, but there is something appealing about having hot, sloppy sex, and then actually having something interesting to talk about after you are done.[/QUOTE]
This may be so, but you still need someONE interesting to talk to. Enter Zo's suggestion.

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]I agree in principle re:Creamer, but I did once see a pic of her in a golf mag where she doing a handstand infront of a bridge at St Andrews, with her legs split perfectly horizontal to the ground. I could overlook physical attractiveness for thoise sorts of talents..[/QUOTE]

I remember that pic - wouldn't u think when u turned the page upside down u would get a better view??

i for one would pound the shite out of petterson from behind.
the only time wie's mouth should open is to plug it with you know what.
brewerton, davies, & sooner in a 3some. for some reason i think that sick bastard would enjoy that.

[QUOTE=bjdrivers]i for one would pound the shite out of petterson from behind.
the only time wie's mouth should open is to plug it with you know what.
brewerton, davies, & sooner in a 3some. for some reason i think that sick bastard would enjoy that.[/QUOTE]

Man . . . . . I tried really hard to imagine that and find some glimmer of hope for the threesome, but I couldn't envision any way it was going to work for me. Believe me, I tried every angle of fantasy, but everytime I reached for my dick to give it a spank, it had shrunk all the way up to the back of my ass . . . . .

I am sorry to have to say I would have to pass on that one. I know I have disappointed the majority of my fellow GR com padres . . . . . . apparently I am not the stud I have portrayed myself to be.[img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/eng/no5.gif[/img]

[quote=SoonerBS]Man . . . . . I tried really hard to imagine that and find some glimmer of hope for the threesome, but I couldn't envision any way it was going to work for me. Believe me, I tried every angle of fantasy, but everytime I reached for my dick to give it a spank, it had shrunk all the way up to the back of my ass . . . . .

I am sorry to have to say I would have to pass on that one. I know I have disappointed the majority of my fellow GR com padres . . . . . . [IMG]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/eng/no5.gif[/IMG][/quote]

There are some fire hydrants even a drunk dog won't piss on ...

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]Man . . . . . I tried really hard to imagine that and find some glimmer of hope for the threesome, but I couldn't envision any way it was going to work for me. Believe me, I tried every angle of fantasy, but everytime I reached for my dick to give it a spank, it had shrunk all the way up to the back of my ass . . . . .

I am sorry to have to say I would have to pass on that one. I know I have disappointed the majority of my fellow GR com padres . . . . . . apparently I am not the stud I have portrayed myself to be.[img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/eng/no5.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
What about thumb tacking a Serena Williams 'action shot' poster across on of their arses?