Limeys have no game......

Last year when I was in the Algarve region of Portugal I got paired up with a group of limeys. God, they sucked, were very annoying, and could not hit the pill with their grain flow forged or whateva the hell they had in the bag. One of them propositioned me to go into the bathroom (washcloset) with them. It was so pathetic....limeys just cant golf (legal disclaimer: this post is not directed at anyone in particular and not intended to be offensive to any individual or individuals.........edgey)

[QUOTE=Tee'd Off]Last year when I was in the Algarve region of Portugal I got paired up with a group of limeys. God, they sucked, were very annoying, and could not hit the pill with their grain flow forged or whateva the hell they had in the bag. One of them propositioned me to go into the bathroom (washcloset) with them. It was so pathetic....limeys just cant golf (legal disclaimer: this post is not directed at anyone in particular and not intended to be offensive to any individual or individuals.........edgey)[/QUOTE]

Great flame TO, but full of factual inaccuracies as is often the case with you.

As an American i suspect that like most of your brethren you dont even have a passport so the likelyhood of you going to the Algarve is remote.

Your use of the word closet is very interesting as i am sure as a closet queen this is your secret fantasy. If you are fantasising about a bit of willy i am sure Camp Freddy can sort you out.

You may be right about Limeys not being able to golf, but then again you seppos have Larry as a role model who cant golf but pretends he can, we just own up.

None taken

Edgey

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[QUOTE=edgey]As an American i suspect that like most of your brethren you dont even have a passport so the likelyhood of you going to the Algarve is remote.

Edgey[/QUOTE]

I believe this too. I brought mine to Oklahoma just to make sure they'd let me out when I was ready to leave and because it's the most foreign place I've ever been.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]I believe this too. I brought mine to Oklahoma just to make sure they'd let me out when I was ready to leave and because it's the most foreign place I've ever been.[/QUOTE]

Damn straight . . . .

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]Damn straight . . . .[/QUOTE]

Never been to Oklahoma, but i have been to Dudley. No one ever leaves Dudley quite the same. Probably a bit like accidently driving into some Tennessee backwood.........

Edgey

Edgey
This is a little off topic, but did you attend boarding school in England, and is it true that homosexuallity is common place in these establishments?
This period in your life could posibly be affecting your handicap.
Alway concerned
GHD

[QUOTE=edgey]Great flame TO, but full of factual inaccuracies as is often the case with you.

As an American i suspect that like most of your brethren you dont even have a passport so the likelyhood of you going to the Algarve is remote.

Your use of the word closet is very interesting as i am sure as a closet queen this is your secret fantasy. If you are fantasising about a bit of willy i am sure Camp Freddy can sort you out.

You may be right about Limeys not being able to golf, but then again you seppos have Larry as a role model who cant golf but pretends he can, we just own up.

None taken

Edgey[/QUOTE]

I do have a passport and I travel quite a bit. I have even been to your little island across the Atlantic. I must say that it was interesting. The food was bland. Apparently denistry has not caught on in England. The golf gear was sub standard and way over-priced. The women had all the sex appeal of a wet sock ( I have issues). On the bright side I like some British comedy, pubs, pubs, & that blonde gal on coupling. Outside of that I made the quick jaunt over to Ireland where great times and golf were had by all. Oh do you hang out at the 4-points?

It's true our country is sh.ite, but we did spawn yours so it doesn't really say much for either of us now does it?

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]I believe this too. I brought mine to Oklahoma just to make sure they'd let me out when I was ready to leave and because it's the most foreign place I've ever been.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFAH-fwx1bI[/url]
This is what make America great, and noone can take it away from us.

[QUOTE=TexasJeff][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFAH-fwx1bI[/url]
This is what make America great, and noone can take it away from us.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for clarifying. I admit until now I wasn't able to find anything but this does seem to summarize it.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]Thanks for clarifying. I admit until now I wasn't able to find anything but this does seem to summarize it.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but that's Texas. The only state where the football Homecoming queens graze on the field prior to the ceremony.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]Yeah, but that's Texas. The only state where the football Homecoming queens graze on the field prior to the ceremony.[/QUOTE]
Theres many beautiful women in this state, although there are certainly areas where your statement is true. However, The Lauries of this country and his ilk are duly represented in my link, a statement I will stand by till the bitter end.
Of course they will deny this but we all know the truth about the extreme right in this country. Same as the rest anywhere in the world, although their methods may be more subtle.
On a brighter note, I went to the range and putted/chipped/pitched for a few hours today. Thats the first time I have hit a ball in two months.

[QUOTE=TexasJeff]Theres many beautiful women in this state, although there are certainly areas where your statement is true. However, The Lauries of this country and his ilk are duly represented in my link, a statement I will stand by till the bitter end.
Of course they will deny this but we all know the truth about the extreme right in this country. Same as the rest anywhere in the world, although their methods may be more subtle.
On a brighter note, I went to the range and putted/chipped/pitched for a few hours today. Thats the first time I have hit a ball in two months.[/QUOTE]

I know you have MANY beautiful women in the state of Texas. BUT, as an Oklahoma Sooner, I am obligated to flame anything Texas when given the opportunity. I know you understand this.

Hopefully you'll find a lot more time to play this great game in days to come.

[QUOTE=groundhogday]Edgey
This is a little off topic, but did you attend boarding school in England, and is it true that homosexuallity is common place in these establishments?
This period in your life could posibly be affecting your handicap.
Alway concerned
GHD[/QUOTE]
I think you should research your facts GHD. Homosexuality implies some sort of mutual consent. I've always heard it's more a case of the young ones being 'broken in' by the older ones (although I conceed as we are talking about private school English twats here some of them probably would enjoy it). Being a product of a very dodgy Australian public school I can't relate this to experience, but perhaps Edgey can enlighten us.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]I know you have MANY beautiful women in the state of Texas. BUT, as an Oklahoma Sooner, I am obligated to flame anything Texas when given the opportunity. I know you understand this.

Hopefully you'll find a lot more time to play this great game in days to come.[/QUOTE]
Yes of course I understand. You know if its north of the Red River its a Yankee, right?

Lets get back to the topic of you all being jelous of us Brit's, look the fact of the matter is the bigger the Yank the bigger the wan.k.