Is FamousDavis a virgin?

Is FamousDavis a virgin ?

Wait a minute. Maybe this is your lamest thread yet. They're too close to call.

I'm not sure whether they're lame or brilliant in their distillation of both individuals down to their kernel of truth.

[quote=No_Idea]Is FamousDavis a virgin ?[/quote]

It might explain his anger issues......Maybe he needs to just rub one out....

NO FUKIN WAY FAMOUS DAVIS IS 100% MAN

how the hell can you be the best iron player in the world without having your own hareem of tang.....

i bet its wall to wall poon in the big FD residence..

i reckon he struts round in his pasely somking jacket using a forged 0 iron as a walking stick, with 19 year old cheerleaders hanging off him...

GO FD GO...

I bet you guys didnt know about the gold plated forged 0 iron,, well my friends the big FD designed it, built it then played it and then slated it in the review section of GR,,,, deeming it only good enough to use as a pimp daddy walking stick from now on....

Hey op, bet you wished you had one of those in your aladdins cave of sticks...

Don't know if he is a virgin or not and do not care. BUT, I do happen to know for a fact that he is a "closet GFF blade admirer." I caught him in the act in another thread. Cheeky fellow . . . . .

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]Don't know if he is a virgin or not and do not care. BUT, I do happen to know for a fact that he is a "closet GFF blade admirer." I caught him in the act in another thread. Cheeky fellow . . . . .[/QUOTE]

Yes, I am a virgin and proud of it. I am still waiting for the right girl who can handle my 10 inch monster. Until then, I will not say "yes" to those flirty girls who will only offer me a good tug job.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Yes, I am a virgin and proud of it. I am still waiting for the right girl who can handle my 10 inch monster. Until then, I will not say "yes" to those flirty girls who will only offer me a good tug job.[/QUOTE]

Mine is 10" as well, OFF THE F UCKING FLOOR!!!

Edgey

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Yes, I am a virgin and proud of it. I am still waiting for the right girl who can handle my 10 inch monster. Until then, I will not say "yes" to those flirty girls who will only offer me a good tug job.[/QUOTE]

FD, never met a virgin holding out who didn't have a great story on why he needed to. But I also never met one where it wasn't really just fear holding him back. If you don't face the fact you're terrified, you can't move forward.

Having read 2 or 3 of your posts thus far (I started reading before I saw the name), you obviously can't accept being anything other than the best lover the woman has ever had. But you must accept that you will be the worst lover the woman has ever had. Maybe not really, but it will seem that way to her because you are a virgin.

Yes, that might be humiliating, but take it like a man. Don't wait for the chains of marriage to protect you from the fear you'll never see this woman again. You won't probably see her again, but be brave. Fear not. And whatever you do, don't ignore this advice and then read it again in 10 years.

The other thing is, you don't measure from the 12 so next time you do it turn the ruler around.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]FD, never met a virgin holding out who didn't have a great story on why he needed to. But I also never met one where it wasn't really just fear holding him back. If you don't face the fact you're terrified, you can't move forward.

Having read 2 or 3 of your posts thus far (I started reading before I saw the name), you obviously can't accept being anything other than the best lover the woman has ever had. But you must accept that you will be the worst lover the woman has ever had. Maybe not really, but it will seem that way to her because you are a virgin.

Yes, that might be humiliating, but take it like a man. Don't wait for the chains of marriage to protect you from the fear you'll never see this woman again. You won't probably see her again, but be brave. Fear not. And whatever you do, don't ignore this advice and then read it again in 10 years.

The other thing is, you don't measure from the 12 so next time you do it turn the ruler around.[/QUOTE]

OK, I'll turn the ruler around but I'm not sure what it will read. I'm hoping it's still 10. I don't think there's anything wrong with substituting a woman for a collection of porn. That's the only reason I'm a virgin. My porn doesn't give me a hard time about golf and I can turn it off when I want to. You guys that went ahead and got married have it all wrong.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]Don't know if he is a virgin or not and do not care. BUT, I do happen to know for a fact that he is a "closet GFF blade admirer." I caught him in the act in another thread. Cheeky fellow . . . . .[/QUOTE]

I am going to try out the MP-67 or MP-32. Whichever I get on Ebay first. So, you are correct.

Does being taken behind the altar by his catholic priest when he was a young boy count as a sexual experience?

If so, then I say no he isn't a virgin.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]I am going to try out the MP-67 or MP-32. Whichever I get on Ebay first. So, you are correct.[/QUOTE]


Come on FD you big V, their just irons, not love...

HUGS...

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]Does being taken behind the altar by his catholic priest when he was a young boy count as a sexual experience?

If so, then I say no he isn't a virgin.[/QUOTE]

Well, atleast we know what's on your mind. I hope you're not within 500 feet of a school.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Well, atleast we know what's on your mind. I hope you're not within 500 feet of a school.[/QUOTE]
No I'm not, some of us actually graduated from school and work for a living. So how are the crayons tasting today btw?

[QUOTE=famousdavis][B][I]I am going to try out the MP-67 or MP-32[/I][/B]. Whichever I get on Ebay first. So, you are correct.[/QUOTE]

Wait a minute. You've demoed every iron ever made including the MP-67 & 32. I've read the reviews. None are as good as your EYE 2's.

What's the story?

I thought there seemed a little pentup aggresion, Hope you get some release soon! If you play as well as you claim, as least your game is not suffering to bad. Keep up the good post, and take some money from the old farts

[QUOTE=edgey]Mine is 10" as well, OFF THE F UCKING FLOOR!!!

Edgey[/QUOTE]

So that would make your inseam about 12"?

[QUOTE=12sandwich]I thought there seemed a little pentup aggresion, Hope you get some release soon! If you play as well as you claim, as least your game is not suffering to bad. Keep up the good post, and take some money from the old farts[/QUOTE]

And try to release in front of your neighbor's mom while she's hanging the laundries.

No FD is not a virgin, his Uncle shagg's him all the time!

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Yes, I am a virgin and proud of it. I am still waiting for the right girl who can handle my 10 inch monster. Until then, I will not say "yes" to those flirty girls who will only offer me a good tug job.[/QUOTE]
As I have been told before... EMPTY drum makes the LOUDEST noise

[QUOTE=Pky6471]As I have been told before... EMPTY drum makes the LOUDEST noise[/QUOTE]

Obviously FULL SACKS make a lot of noise too! :D

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]FD, never met a virgin holding out who didn't have a great story on why he needed to. But I also never met one where it wasn't really just fear holding him back. If you don't face the fact you're terrified, you can't move forward.

Having read 2 or 3 of your posts thus far (I started reading before I saw the name), you obviously can't accept being anything other than the best lover the woman has ever had. But you must accept that you will be the worst lover the woman has ever had. Maybe not really, but it will seem that way to her because you are a virgin.

Yes, that might be humiliating, but take it like a man. Don't wait for the chains of marriage to protect you from the fear you'll never see this woman again. You won't probably see her again, but be brave. Fear not. And whatever you do, don't ignore this advice and then read it again in 10 years.

[B]The other thing is, you don't measure from the 12 so next time you do it turn the ruler around.[/B][/QUOTE]

Holy ****, Lorenzo. I nearly ejected the food from my mouth when I saw that.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]Wait a minute. You've demoed every iron ever made including the MP-67 & 32. I've read the reviews. None are as good as your EYE 2's.

What's the story?[/QUOTE]

According to his reviews, he has also kept those demo clubs, since the pro 'likes' him.