President Obama meets the Queen

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth, US President Barrack Obama
turned to the Queen and said, "As I'm the President, I'm thinking
of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that
it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Obama, but to be a Kingdom, you have
to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

Obama thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to
be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Obama."

Obama thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied, "Sorry again, Mr.
Obama, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you
are not an Emperor."

Before Obama could utter another word, the Queen said, "I think you're
doing quite nicely as a Country."

I thought he was going for the shortnin bread?

Obviously clarification is needed for our friends across the Pond.
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I always like to provide an unbiased point of view:
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[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth, US President Barrack Obama
turned to the Queen and said, "As I'm the President, I'm thinking
of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that
it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Obama, but to be a Kingdom, you have
to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

Obama thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"
To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to
be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Obama."

Obama thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied, "Sorry again, Mr.
Obama, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you
are not an Emperor."

Before Obama could utter another word, the Queen said, "I think you're
doing quite nicely as a Country."[/QUOTE]

That was so funny I almost fell asleep. Get some new material.

It pains me to admit it but I have to agree with FD on this one. Pretty lame.

Got this emailed to me yesterday. Funny ****. (link ->)[URL="http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays"]Shitmydadsays[/URL] about a 29 year old posting shiat his 73 year old dad says.
Here's a few -
"Son, people will always try and phuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a phucking, just be alert when your pants are down."

"Don't listen to the pu$$y side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pu$$y. Remove the pu$$y, son."

"You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the a$$hole you worry about, it's how much shiat comes out of it."