Shot a 68 yesterday

I was out at El Dorado yesterday and shot a smooth 68. Everything was pretty much on except for my putter. Should have had a 64. Missed 4 putts inside 10 feet. Also, if it wasn't for this pathetic, loser of a golfer that joined us I would have gone way lower. This guy was wearing one of those stupid Sherlock Holmes hats along with his polyester pants and tight, light blue shirt. I guess he thought he was The Hawk in the 70's. He kept talking about how he doesn't like Ping Eye 2 irons because of the inconsistent distance they provide. He played a set of Wilson Progressive irons that he couldn't hit at all. He also kept talking about how he likes his wedges to feel "dead". I wish he were dead. He bothered me so much that I started tearing open my golf glove during his backswing. He didn't join us for drinks afterward so I'm pretty sure he got the message.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]I was out at El Dorado yesterday and shot a smooth 68. Everything was pretty much on except for my putter. Should have had a 64. Missed 4 putts inside 10 feet. Also, if it wasn't for this pathetic, loser of a golfer that joined us I would have gone way lower. [B] This guy was wearing one of those stupid Sherlock Holmes hats along with his polyester pants and tight, light blue shirt.[/B] I guess he thought he was The Hawk in the 70's. He kept talking about how he doesn't like Ping Eye 2 irons because of the inconsistent distance they provide. He played a set of Wilson Progressive irons that he couldn't hit at all. He also kept talking about how he likes his wedges to feel "dead". I wish he were dead. He bothered me so much that I started tearing open my golf glove during his backswing. He didn't join us for drinks afterward so I'm pretty sure he got the message.[/QUOTE]

How was it playing with David Ledbetter?

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]How was it playing with David Ledbetter?[/QUOTE]

I would never be one to brag but I personally think that Leadbetter wouldn't have much to offer me as far as swing mechanics.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]I was out at El Dorado yesterday and shot a smooth 68. Everything was pretty much on except for my putter. Should have had a 64. Missed 4 putts inside 10 feet. Also, if it wasn't for this pathetic, loser of a golfer that joined us I would have gone way lower. This guy was wearing one of those stupid Sherlock Holmes hats along with his polyester pants and tight, light blue shirt. I guess he thought he was The Hawk in the 70's. He kept talking about how he doesn't like Ping Eye 2 irons because of the inconsistent distance they provide. He played a set of Wilson Progressive irons that he couldn't hit at all. He also kept talking about how he likes his wedges to feel "dead". I wish he were dead. [B]He bothered me so much that I started tearing open my golf glove during his backswing. [/B] He didn't join us for drinks afterward so I'm pretty sure he got the message.[/QUOTE]
If you ever come to Oz don't try that shite on. The first time you did it you'd be politely told not to do it again. If you did it a second time you'd be picking your teeth up from the teeing ground. Personally, I would never drop my integrity to such gutter levels, no matter how annoying a playing partner was. I know you probably made this up though, as I'm sure anyone who is a 2 marker would show more respect to the game than that.

WTF, FD. Are you a passive aggressive or just a women? Tell the guy if he's doing shiat that bugs you. Don't play immature games like a girl.

BTW - If you paypal me $25 I'll give you a lesson that will help.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]I was out at El Dorado yesterday and shot a smooth 68. Everything was pretty much on except for my putter. Should have had a 64. Missed 4 putts inside 10 feet. Also, if it wasn't for this pathetic, loser of a golfer that joined us I would have gone way lower. This guy was wearing one of those stupid Sherlock Holmes hats along with his polyester pants and tight, light blue shirt. I guess he thought he was The Hawk in the 70's. He kept talking about how he doesn't like Ping Eye 2 irons because of the inconsistent distance they provide. He played a set of Wilson Progressive irons that he couldn't hit at all. He also kept talking about how he likes his wedges to feel "dead". I wish he were dead. He bothered me so much that I started tearing open my golf glove during his backswing. He didn't join us for drinks afterward so I'm pretty sure he got the message.[/QUOTE]

Next time that happens, take my advice: Let him play ahead and go play the back nine.

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What a fantastic shoot FD, well done.

Its no wonder you swear by those Ping Eye 2's, any club that can help you to such a phenominal score should indeed be praised. I dont think i would be shouting about a 68 for 9 holes, but hey thats just me.

What type of announcement can we expect when you break 100?

Edgey

[quote=edgey]What a fantastic shoot FD, well done.

Its no wonder you swear by those Ping Eye 2's, any club that can help you to such a phenominal score should indeed be praised. I dont think i would be shouting about a 68 for 9 holes, but hey thats just me.

What type of announcement can we expect when you break 100?

Edgey[/quote]

Zing! POW! :D

[QUOTE=famousdavis][B][U][I]I would never be one to brag[/I][/U][/B] but I personally think that Leadbetter wouldn't have much to offer me as far as swing mechanics.[/QUOTE]

ARE YOU [SIZE="7"]FÛCKING SERIOUS?[/SIZE]

That's like saying "I will love you for the rest of my life" whilst having sex.

[QUOTE=edgey]What a fantastic shoot FD, well done.

Its no wonder you swear by those Ping Eye 2's, any club that can help you to such a phenominal score should indeed be praised. I dont think i would be shouting about a 68 for 9 holes, but hey thats just me.

What type of announcement can we expect when you break 100?

Edgey[/QUOTE]

Aww man, you just did him bad.

[QUOTE=edgey]What a fantastic shoot FD, well done.

Its no wonder you swear by those Ping Eye 2's, any club that can help you to such a phenominal score should indeed be praised. I dont think i would be shouting about a 68 for 9 holes, but hey thats just me.

[B]What type of announcement can we expect when you break 100?[/B]
Edgey[/QUOTE]


Change a few nouns in the attached and you've got it.

[url]http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html[/url]

-38 is really playing.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]Change a few nouns in the attached and you've got it.

[url]http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html[/url]

-38 is really playing.[/QUOTE]

And has the same hallmarks of genuineness that FD 68 has.

Edgey

Are you saying you don't think he really shot a 34? Why would he lie?

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]Aww man, you just did him bad.[/QUOTE]

Why don't you just bend over for him? How lame to try and join the bandwagon.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Why don't you just bend over for him? How lame to try and join the bandwagon.[/QUOTE]

He has, dont be a hater

Edgey

Hei famousdavis

Why worry about the guy playing with you. Maybe he brought out the best in you!:thumbsup:

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]Are you saying you don't think he really shot a 34? Why would he lie?[/QUOTE]

Loz

I have it on very good authority he has female genes, this may account as to why he might lie

Edgey

[QUOTE=edgey]Loz

I have it on very good authority he has female genes, this may account as to why he might lie

Edgey[/QUOTE]

Hope I don't think about that at the wrong time.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]Hope I don't think about that at the wrong time.[/QUOTE]

There could not be a right time

Edgey

[QUOTE=edgey]There could not be a right time

Edgey[/QUOTE]

The only possibility I can think of is if the image of Hillary Clinton were to come up.

No...maybe not.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]The only possibility I can think of is if the image of Hillary Clinton were to come up.

No...maybe not.[/QUOTE]

I cant think of anything that could come up to an image of Hillary Clinton

Edgey

You could always try a google image search for tubgirl - that tends to do a pretty good job of stopping you thinking about whatever it is that's in your head at the time. Probably best not to do so at work though. Or while eating. Or within about four hours of eating. In fact, just don't do it.