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  • 11-18-2009
    noshuz
    I am Woooomon!
    OK So I followed Sooners lead on playing "Chick" balls in the cold weather and tried some of the new D2 Divas. I've been playing the D2 Feels for 2 seasons now and didn't want to go to another line like Pinnacle or Precept. Although it's still not cold here (65*f in the afternoon) I tried them yesterday and they're great! Definitely softer than the Feels. I also think the psychological aspect of thinking you don't have to swing as hard to get the same result really helps as well. I had my 2 playing partners try them too as they have an even slower swing than I do. After all of the chick jokes were done they were sold on em too.
    We're scheduled to get a pedicure and facials today....I'm giddy with excitement!!
  • 11-18-2009
    dorkman53
    Keep some chocolate ready at hand for "that time"
  • 11-18-2009
    edgey
    Using split arse golf balls is a GR Biatch move

    That is all

    Edgey

    //Thread closed//
  • 11-18-2009
    noshuz
    [quote=edgey]Using [B]split[/B] arse golf balls is a GR Biatch move

    That is all

    Edgey

    //Thread closed//[/quote]

    I knew I would eventually hear from you Edgey. If I am to be flamed like I deserve than I need to know the context of said flame. What do you mean by split?
  • 11-18-2009
    edgey
    [QUOTE=noshuz]I knew I would eventually hear from you Edgey. If I am to be flamed like I deserve than I need to know the context of said flame. What do you mean by split?[/QUOTE]

    Trouble with you Yanks is dont understand your mother language.

    Split arse is a derogatory term for the female of the species. From the large split they have by their arse.

    Hope that helps you flaming nancy boy

    Edgey
  • 11-18-2009
    noshuz
    [quote=edgey]Trouble with you Yanks is dont understand your mother language.

    Split arse is a derogatory term for the female of the species. From the large split they have by their arse.

    Hope that helps you flaming nancy boy

    Edgey[/quote]

    Thank you Daddy........
  • 11-18-2009
    edgey
    [QUOTE=noshuz]Thank you Daddy........[/QUOTE]

    Your very welcome :D

    Edgey
  • 11-18-2009
    groundhogday
    Why don't you two hairdressers go get a room and share a basket of fruit.

    GHD
  • 11-18-2009
    SoonerBS
    Noshuz, the only "Albatross" I have ever shot was with a Precept Lady MC ball last year. Ask Edgey if he's ever hit an Albatross with any ball at any time, lol . . . .

    You'll love them even more whenever it turns colder . . . . . [img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/sae/beer.gif[/img]
  • 11-18-2009
    12sandwich
    [QUOTE=edgey]Trouble with you Yanks is dont understand your mother language.

    Split arse is a derogatory term for the female of the species. From the large split they have by their arse.

    Hope that helps you flaming nancy boy

    Edgey[/QUOTE]
    You mean a split tail, golf ball !
  • 11-18-2009
    famousdavis
    [QUOTE=noshuz]OK So I followed Sooners lead on playing "Chick" balls in the cold weather and tried some of the new D2 Divas. I've been playing the D2 Feels for 2 seasons now and didn't want to go to another line like Pinnacle or Precept. Although it's still not cold here (65*f in the afternoon) I tried them yesterday and they're great! Definitely softer than the Feels. I also think the psychological aspect of thinking you don't have to swing as hard to get the same result really helps as well. I had my 2 playing partners try them too as they have an even slower swing than I do. After all of the chick jokes were done they were sold on em too.
    We're scheduled to get a pedicure and facials today....I'm giddy with excitement!![/QUOTE]

    If you played Ping Eye 2 irons you wouldn't have to play those balls. Balls really don't make a whole lot of difference anyway, except on the green. I usually play Titleist NXT Tour balls becaue they're cheaper than the Pro V1* and I get the same results. My ball hits the green and then stops.
  • 11-18-2009
    SoonerBS
    [QUOTE=famousdavis]If you played Ping Eye 2 irons you wouldn't have to play those balls. Balls really don't make a whole lot of difference anyway, except on the green. I usually play Titleist NXT Tour balls becaue they're cheaper than the Pro V1* and I get the same results. My ball hits the green and then stops.[/QUOTE]

    I'm going to have to call bullshite on this entire post. Sorry, FD, but you fail . . . . .
  • 11-18-2009
    lorenzoinoc
    FD, it seems no matter what you do, people still insist on taking you seriously. Maybe there's an avatar out there that can get the point across.
  • 11-18-2009
    groundhogday
    I'am sorry why don't don't you two share a room and a basket of Pasta. I feel a need to to be inclusive.

    GHD
  • 11-18-2009
    famousdavis
    [QUOTE=SoonerBS]I'm going to have to call bullshite on this entire post. Sorry, FD, but you fail . . . . .[/QUOTE]

    I am not one that needs praise. I appreciate your thoughts and will continue to enlighten those that are not trapped inside four walls of mediocrity. I want you to think about this and what it means. Only then will you come to realize....
  • 11-19-2009
    edgey
    [QUOTE=SoonerBS]Noshuz, the only "Albatross" I have ever shot was with a Precept Lady MC ball last year. Ask Edgey if he's ever hit an Albatross with any ball at any time, lol . . . .

    You'll love them even more whenever it turns colder . . . . . [img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/sae/beer.gif[/img][/QUOTE]

    I havent, but if i ever did hit one with a split arse ball i wouldnt own up as its a biatch move.

    Biatch moves dont count on GR therefore you havent hit one either.

    Edgey
  • 11-19-2009
    SoonerBS
    [QUOTE=edgey]I havent, but if i ever did hit one with a split arse ball i wouldnt own up as its a biatch move.

    Biatch moves dont count on GR therefore you havent hit one either.

    Edgey[/QUOTE]


    [img]http://smilies.sofrayt.com/eng/lol5.gif[/img]
  • 11-19-2009
    daveperkins
    I see some of you have been using the new Estrogen-fortified sunscreen for your time outdoors... the giveaway is those breasts you've been growing.. that, and wanting to talk all the time..

    read the labels on those @#$%^ sunscreen tubes, girls...
  • 11-19-2009
    noshuz
    [quote=daveperkins]I see some of you have been using the new Estrogen-fortified sunscreen for your time outdoors... the giveaway is those breasts you've been growing.. that, and wanting to talk all the time..

    read the labels on those @#$%^ sunscreen tubes, girls...[/quote]

    That could explain all the uncontrollable crying when I'm watching my soap operas.......
  • 11-19-2009
    SoonerBS
    [QUOTE=noshuz]That could explain all the uncontrollable crying when I'm watching my soap operas.......[/QUOTE]

    Or, the fact that I am only in a good mood for 1 week out of the month and pissy the other three weeks . . . . .
  • 11-19-2009
    golfaholic
    [QUOTE=SoonerBS]Or, the fact that I am only in a good mood for 1 week out of the month and pissy the other three weeks . . . . .[/QUOTE]

    Hey, I think we're on the same schedule.
  • 11-19-2009
    TexasJeff
    [QUOTE=edgey]Trouble with you Yanks is dont understand your mother language.

    Split arse is a derogatory term for the female of the species. From the large split they have by their arse.

    Hope that helps you flaming nancy boy

    Edgey[/QUOTE]
    I think you overlooked a proper explanation of the now somewhat archaic term " beardsplitter".
    I am sure this would be right up Noshuzs' alley, no pun intended.
  • 11-19-2009
    FreakOfNature
    [QUOTE=SoonerBS]Or, the fact that I am only in a good mood for 1 week out of the month and pissy the other three weeks . . . . .[/QUOTE]

    [QUOTE=golfaholic]Hey, I think we're on the same schedule.[/QUOTE]

    I see you guys are busy putting the MEN back in MENstruation.

    I think Dave's onto something with that sunscreen theory.



    FON