Which clubs wouldn't you use?

Some friends and I are planning to play a round of golf with no clubs whatsoever. Which 14 clubs would you NOT use?

For me, I'd do away with any club other than the putter which had lofts between 7 and 70 degrees. For a putter, I wouldn't have any putter with a loft less than 60 degrees, or a shaft shorter than 72"

I wouldn't use any of them but pull the tin cup and bring a baseball bat, hoe, shovel, etc.

Huh? You mean what non-clubs would you use? Like a hockey stick or a tennis racquet? I bet you could shoot 90 with those two pieces of equipment, assuming you'd be allowed to toss the ball up and hit it with the racquet.

I would probably use a japanese ninja sword. I have pretty good ball striking skills, so I don't need a lot of forgiveness. I could just rotate the handle to get the proper loft angle...plus I could cut fools if they started actin up.

Coke bottle attached to a string. I once played Trevino this way with mortgages on the line. He gave me four a side and still destroyed me.

Not only do i not use clubs I dont use any type of clothes or shoes.

I think i have got the hang of this game

Edgey

I wouldn't use anything made by Callaway, that's for sure. In fact, I wouldn't use any mass produced clubs, no SGI, no GI, no Cast POS cavity back clubs, I definitely wouldn't use any of that.

I wouldn't use my ex-wife's Tiffany candlesticks, although I'd like to, same goes for Hillary Clinton's skull, or body parts from someone from New York, again, even though I'd like to.

[QUOTE=dorkman53]Some friends and I are planning to play a round of golf with no clubs whatsoever. Which 14 clubs would you NOT use?

For me, I'd do away with any club other than the putter which had lofts between 7 and 70 degrees. For a putter, I wouldn't have any putter with a loft less than 60 degrees, or a shaft shorter than 72"[/QUOTE]

I've solved the riddle. The clubs themselves are a new line called "No Clubs Whatsoever" (you thought I wouldn't pick up on this because you didn't capitalize the name). To answer the question, the only clubs I would NOT use are the ones that I didn't need to use that day. You threw in the second paragraph just to get us thrown off. Gosh darn, this is so cool.

Just give me a Fungo Bat and a croquet mallet. A Fungo Bat is what coaches use to hit infield practice. They hit the golf ball a country mile. The croquet mallet will help with putts and chips or bump and runs.