This is just wrong . . . .

JD has dropped about as low he can possibly be right now . . . .

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]JD has dropped about as low he can possibly be right now . . . .[/QUOTE]

Yeah I dont see how that clubhead can get any further lower on his backswing. Guy might want to stop at parallel...he might see some benefits. Wonder if that driver is spined? :confused:

I like the outfit...:cool:

I like that and i would certainly wear it. Remember only real men wear pink.

GO JD!!

Edgey

He's just getting in touch with his feminine side.

Oh.....

And nobody. I mean NOBODY is a bigger supporter of breast cancer research.

His driver shaft, shoes and glove should also be pink. Who and the hell outfitted this hillbilly?

Nice!!!!!!!!

And it looks like he just shot a sporty little 67 to finish at even and make the cut tied for 50th. Well done JD.

I like his light right hand grip at the top of the swing. His thumb and fore finger and are only barely resting on the shaft and not applying any pressure at all.

It's too early to get too excited, but I spy a slight increase in girth from recent pics, and what looks to be the beginnings of a mullet sprouting out the back of the cap.

[QUOTE=mongrel]His driver shaft, shoes and glove should also be pink. Who and the hell outfitted this hillbilly?[/QUOTE]


I believe he's called Harry the Bastard

My Liege!!!

My Hero!!!

I always told you retards he is the best in the golf world!!!

Notice how relaxed the fingers are on his left hand in that picture!

I will practice a 'no tension' swing like John's from now on!

How can John have such relaxed fingers, before and betwixt a 300+ yard drive?

Epiphany!!! ... Bend the left elbow, go below vertical, use only one or two relaxed fingers on the left arm going up...

John can wear pink because he can pull it off you retards...

I can pull off pink, but you would get your ass kicked, kids, so don't even try it.

We love you John!!!!!

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]My Liege!!!

My Hero!!!

[B][I][U][COLOR="Magenta"]I always told you retards he is the best in the golf world!!![/COLOR][/U][/I][/B]

Notice how relaxed the fingers are on his left hand in that picture!

I will practice a 'no tension' swing like John's from now on!

How can John have such relaxed fingers, before and betwixt a 300+ yard drive?

Epiphany!!! ... Bend the left elbow, go below vertical, use only one or two relaxed fingers on the left arm going up...

John can wear pink because he can pull it off you retards...

[B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I can pull off pink, but you would get your ass kicked, kids, so don't even try it.[/COLOR][/B]

We love you John!!!!![/QUOTE]

LOL

Break 90 and then you get to compare yourself to JD. JD broke 90 one time this year so were not asking much of you spanky.


GHD

[QUOTE=groundhogday]LOL

Break 90 and then you get to compare yourself to JD. JD broke 90 one time this year so were not asking much of you spanky.


GHD[/QUOTE]

I never compared myself to JD. I cannot get parallel...

I will put my foot up your ass so hard you will be flossing with my shoes strings you freaking retard!!!

You are out of line B!tch!!!

Stand down!!!

spank

[quote=spanqdoggie]I never compared myself to JD. I cannot get parallel...

I will put my foot up your ass so hard you will be flossing with my shoes strings you freaking retard!!!

You are out of line B!tch!!!

Stand down!!!

spank[/quote]

[B][SIZE=7]YOU are out of line biznatchy.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]GHD is MY friend now.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]I am no longer ignoring him.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=7]STAND DOWN DAWG!!!!!!![/SIZE][/B]

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]I never compared myself to JD. I cannot get parallel...

I will put my foot up your ass so hard you will be flossing with my shoes strings you freaking retard!!!

You are out of line B!tch!!!

Stand down!!!

spank[/QUOTE]

You have small feet Spanky so I am not really worried. What do they say about small feet, = small hands = small wanker.

Hurry up and break 90 spanky so you 'll stop being a poser on this board.

GHD

[QUOTE=Jeff_h][B][SIZE=7]YOU are out of line biznatchy.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]GHD is MY friend now.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]I am no longer ignoring him.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=7]STAND DOWN DAWG!!!!!!![/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]

wtf?

I wrote that and deleted it as therapy for writing...

I cannot believe it posted; I swear I hit delete.

Honestly, I wrote it and thought I deleted it.

If I posted the above on purpose I would go to war with you Jeff, or apologize...

No apology and no war.

Trust my word...

GHD is cool in my book too.

[QUOTE=groundhogday]You have small feet Spanky so I am not really worried. What do they say about small feet, = small hands = small wanker.

Hurry up and break 90 spanky so you 'll stop being a poser on this board.

GHD[/QUOTE]

Dammit, I wrote that and thought I deleted it, and instead I posted it. I am embarrassed. I pick my wars with caution, and like a good lawyer, I do all the research before I call someone out...

It was an accidental posting. GHD, you are cool in my book.

Trust me, if I wanted to go to war with you, I would...

If you pissed me off I would...

Carry on.

spank

p.s. I am a size 11 1/2 and yes that is small.

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Dammit, I wrote that and thought I deleted it, and instead I posted it. I am embarrassed. I pick my wars with caution, and like a good lawyer, I do all the research before I call someone out...

It was an accidental posting. GHD, you are cool in my book.

Trust me, if I wanted to go to war with you, I would...

If you pissed me off I would...

Carry on.

spank

p.s. I am a size 11 1/2 and yes that is small.[/QUOTE]

Spank


You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

GHD
[url]http://www.poster.net/scarface/scarface-photo-xl-scarface-6228831.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=groundhogday]Spank


You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

GHD
[url]http://www.poster.net/scarface/scarface-photo-xl-scarface-6228831.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

I am actually in a good mood tonight with all the old timers coming back...

If Jeff likes you, then you are good, but I can kick Jeff's ass in real life... sh!t I have one relative that was a WWF wrestler (died of drug overdose) and several cousins between 6 foot 6 inches tall and 6 foot 8 inches tall; now they are HUGE men in their late 30's... I had to fight them all when we were teenagers...

Not to mention my little brother that is 6 foot 4 inches, and a fighter dude at 230lb... little bastard broke my thumb in a fist fight when we were kids... I swung a punch at him, and he swung the baseball bat; bat hit my fist.

You try fighting a big psychotic 'little' brother growing up, and you learn what is up... freaking German Shepherd dancing around barking while I got my little bro' on his back throwing punches at him...

I will kick yours and Jeff's ass at the same time you retards.

But I am too old to fight; probably just hug the both of you and golf together...

I am trying to be friendly here.

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]I am actually in a good mood tonight with all the old timers coming back...

If Jeff likes you, then you are good, but I can kick Jeff's ass in real life... sh!t I have one relative that was a WWF wrestler (died of drug overdose) and several cousins between 6 foot 6 inches tall and 6 foot 8 inches tall; now they are HUGE men in their late 30's... I had to fight them all when we were teenagers...

Not to mention my little brother that is 6 foot 4 inches, and a fighter dude at 230lb... little bastard broke my thumb in a fist fight when we were kids... I swung a punch at him, and he swung the baseball bat; bat hit my fist.

You try fighting a big psychotic 'little' brother growing up, and you learn what is up... freaking German Shepherd dancing around barking while I got my little bro' on his back throwing punches at him...

I will kick yours and Jeff's ass at the same time you retards.

But I am too old to fight; probably just hug the both of you and golf together...

I am trying to be friendly here.[/QUOTE]

Spanky

Marty McFly: Listen! I'm not really feeling up to this today, so I'm gonna have to forfeit!


A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.”

GHD

[quote=spanqdoggie]I am actually in a good mood tonight with all the old timers coming back...

If Jeff likes you, then you are good, but I can kick Jeff's ass in real life... sh!t I have one relative that was a WWF wrestler (died of drug overdose) and several cousins between 6 foot 6 inches tall and 6 foot 8 inches tall; now they are HUGE men in their late 30's... I had to fight them all when we were teenagers...

Not to mention my little brother that is 6 foot 4 inches, and a fighter dude at 230lb... little bastard broke my thumb in a fist fight when we were kids... I swung a punch at him, and he swung the baseball bat; bat hit my fist.

You try fighting a big psychotic 'little' brother growing up, and you learn what is up... freaking German Shepherd dancing around barking while I got my little bro' on his back throwing punches at him...

I will kick yours and Jeff's ass at the same time you retards.

But I am too old to fight; probably just hug the both of you and golf together...

I am trying to be friendly here.[/quote]

I'm in a good mood too.

Seeing Rooney was kewl.

Even if it was just for a little while.

Who the feck do you think you are anyway?

You think you can threaten me?

I'm 6' 5" and 230.

And I am shrinking in height and expanding in girth every damn day!

You think you can kick my azz??

LOL

I will SIT on you...you scrawny azz SanFrancisco treat!

I am an angry azz 40 year old semi-arthritic mother fecker.

And don't you freaking forget it you older than me azzhole.

[QUOTE=Jeff_h]I'm in a good mood too.

Seeing Rooney was kewl.

Even if it was just for a little while.

Who the feck do you think you are anyway?

You think you can threaten me?

I'm 6' 5" and 230.

And I am shrinking in height and expanding in girth every damn day!

You think you can kick my azz??

LOL

I will SIT on you...you scrawny azz SanFrancisco treat!

I am an angry azz 40 year old semi-arthritic mother fecker.

And don't you freaking forget it you older than me azzhole.[/QUOTE]

Jeff

Dhead

Be prepared to be owned by the San Fransico Treat.

Spanky

GHD

[QUOTE=Jeff_h][B][SIZE=7]YOU are out of line biznatchy.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]GHD is MY friend now.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=5]I am no longer ignoring him.[/SIZE][/B]

[B][SIZE=7]STAND DOWN DAWG!!!!!!![/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]


Jeff your my new Dhead BFF

GHD

[quote=groundhogday]Jeff your my new Dhead BFF

GHD[/quote]

Thanks D-bag.

You're OK too.

< sniff ><SNIFF>

[QUOTE=Jeff_h]Thanks D-bag.

You're OK too.

< sniff ><SNIFF>[/QUOTE]

Dhead
I got your back
GHD

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]I like his light right hand grip at the top of the swing. His thumb and fore finger and are only barely resting on the shaft and not applying any pressure at all.

It's too early to get too excited, but I spy a slight increase in girth from recent pics, and what looks to be the beginnings of a mullet sprouting out the back of the cap.[/QUOTE]

light? LIGHT?!?!?!

His right hand is coincidentally in the same general area as the grip. :-)

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Dammit, I wrote that and thought I deleted it, and instead I posted it. I am embarrassed. I pick my wars with caution, and like a good lawyer, I do all the research before I call someone out...

It was an accidental posting. GHD, you are cool in my book.

Trust me, if I wanted to go to war with you, I would...

If you pissed me off I would...

Carry on.

spank

p.s. I am a size 11 1/2 and yes that is small.[/QUOTE]

I must be small as I only pack a 7" dick . . . . . . . . soft.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]I must be small as I only pack a 7" dick . . . . . . . . soft.[/QUOTE]


7 inches soft

3.5 inches hard.

A penile implant

priceless

GHD:blush2:

P.S. Gravity is a Mother Fecker in Oklahoma.