What a Man's Calves should look like...

Unfortunately, I saw our moderator sending a private message to one of his friends right before he deleted my honest posts of my calves...

I just saw "Walking Tall" with the Rock and I am not going to allow this sort of corruption to invade our forum...

Dorkman, I saw you sending your private message while you deleted my calf post... You are paid off. You are a moderator at Doublegolf.com. I wasn't going to mention it, but you are someone who is determined to get your way... This forum was going pretty good until you allowed Buddha33 to post without any interference at all...

I will ask for Francois to review everything here. Keep on deleting, and hiding the mean things your friends from doublegolf.com and shottalk.com say...

But I do thank you for deleting the mean things people said about me in that thread, so let's hope we can start fresh...

my calves,

Side pose...

At repose...

Spank/Cornelius:
You have lost contact with reality. Do you have ESP? Can you monitor my computer? I sent no private mail to "my buddies on Doublegolf". I seldom post on Doublegolf any more. I get paid by nobody. Your behavior is completely inappropriate. I deleted the "Calves" thread because it was one of the most useless posts in the history of the board, and had deteriorated into a vehicle for continued attacks on YOU. Get real. Get a life.

[QUOTE=dorkman53]Spank/Cornelius:
You have lost contact with reality. Do you have ESP? Can you monitor my computer? I sent no private mail to "my buddies on Doublegolf". I seldom post on Doublegolf any more. I get paid by nobody. Your behavior is completely inappropriate. I deleted the "Calves" thread because it was one of the most useless posts in the history of the board, and had deteriorated into a vehicle for continued attacks on YOU. Get real. Get a life.[/QUOTE]

Dorkman, I would/do adhere to any policy created to uphold the integrity of this board. In general (although I agree it gets out of hand sometimes) razzing a narcissistic delusional does not comprimise this. If you disagree, please let me know.

I love Corndog, and do not understand why he can not coexist with me. If he's going to advertise non-golf related products and use the board to prop up his ego by namecalling and posting pictures of himself, then he deserves the reaction he creates.

Corndog, you're making your own bed, brother. You just don't want to lie in it.

The same guy deleted one of my earlier posts because I had the audacity to post a website relating to scottish golf during a conversation about scottish golf...accused me of "spamming" and "posting free ads". He probably wears a uniform.

[QUOTE=KiltedArab]The same guy deleted one of my earlier posts because I had the audacity to post a website relating to scottish golf during a conversation about scottish golf...accused me of "spamming" and "posting free ads". He probably wears a uniform.[/QUOTE]
In RETROSPECT, it is clear you weren't spamming. However, it was your INITIAL post on the site, and it read something like, "Have any of you thought of going on a Scottish golfing vacation?" Then you posted a link to a Scottish golfing website. It screamed of spam. The classic spammer posts a link to a commercial site on their initial visit to the board. "Has anybody heard of the Super-duper training aid? It's claimed that it will drop 10 strokes from your game. It sounds almost too good to be true. (Then the link to the website is included). Have any of you tried it?" Last week, somebody posted (yes, on their initial visit to the site) a link to selling cigarettes! Initial posts linking to a commercial website are going to be considered spam. In your case, it obviously wasn't (through the 20/20 retrospectoscope), since you have continued to post on golf related topics. But that's a difficult call when you really "fit the profile" of a spammer on your initial visit. Apologies are in order.

Apology accepted and returned to yourself...I see your point!

[QUOTE=dorkman53]Spank/Cornelius:
You have lost contact with reality. Do you have ESP? Can you monitor my computer? I sent no private mail to "my buddies on Doublegolf". I seldom post on Doublegolf any more. I get paid by nobody. Your behavior is completely inappropriate. I deleted the "Calves" thread because it was one of the most useless posts in the history of the board, and had deteriorated into a vehicle for continued attacks on YOU. Get real. Get a life.[/QUOTE]


Ok.
Sorry. (misunderstanding)

(no need to be mean)

Okay, so who was Dorkman at Doublegolf?

if you tell me that is Joe so help me I will explode.

Corndog? Who is he????

[QUOTE=Montagle]Okay, so who was Dorkman at Doublegolf?

if you tell me that is Joe so help me I will explode.

Corndog? Who is he????[/QUOTE]
I went by a very clever name over at Doublegolf. I went by "Dorkman53", so I could fool the people on this board, BSG, GolfOpinions, GolfAficianados, Tourspec, and the other boards I visit using the same name. I know it can get confusing.......

Apologies. It has been a long time and I don't recall everyone from that site. Somebody posted a picture of that Joe/ Creosote guy here a while back and all of a sudden I got a little nervous.

Joe and I have issues. he hates me because of some soft core fotos he put up on that site of his wife which I teased him about.

I hated the thought of him as moderator here because I was sure some of my posts were destined to go missing.

So far you have only taken two posts which I was attached to down.

Again,

Apologies.

[QUOTE=Montagle]Apologies. It has been a long time and I don't recall everyone from that site. Somebody posted a picture of that Joe/ Creosote guy here a while back and all of a sudden I got a little nervous.

Joe and I have issues. he hates me because of some soft core fotos he put up on that site of his wife which I teased him about.

I hated the thought of him as moderator here because I was sure some of my posts were destined to go missing.

[/QUOTE]

I thought you complemented her "nice set of funbags". What could he possibly be mad about?

I intercepted this message yesterday:


radioncologistsrule: the calves in that thread at GR

iliketheswiss: that **** is scary

iliketheswiss: it's like calf goiter

radioncologistsrule: holy kcuf

iliketheswiss: the kcufing filthy white shoes that look like they are made out of an old chewed up baseball

radioncologistsrule: WTF?

iliketheswiss: I respect that they are all white

iliketheswiss: tho filthy

radioncologistsrule: so filthy

[QUOTE=Roscoe]I intercepted this message yesterday:

iliketheswiss: it's like calf goiter
[QUOTE]

LOL. WTF is calf goiter?

This is the funniest post I've seen in a while.........nah, nevermind. Monty's story yesterday was priceless.

Dunno.

I have people working on it trying to decode the message.

I am trying to get IP's so I can figure out who they are.


Goiters are an enlargement of the thyroid gland.

I guess that is why it was termed calf goiter.

Here is a goiter:

That looks like the soft core fun bags that Monty liked.

And it all comes back around.

Life is circular.

[QUOTE=Roscoe]And it all comes back around.

Life is circular.[/QUOTE]

Just like a goiter.