I hope he's upgraded from Nintendo NES. BTW...Duck Hunt was a great game. That's what that gun is inteded for. I like the Paul McCartney hair cut.
06-20-2011
Home-slicer
[QUOTE=famousdavis;246361]I hope he's upgraded from Nintendo NES. BTW...Duck Hunt was a great game. That's what that gun is inteded for. I like the Paul McCartney hair cut.[/QUOTE]
When the NES system was released, the "Eight is Enough" bowl cut had been out of fashion for a few years. Poor kid. He was probably still cramming his fat ass in parachute pants during the early nineties grunge era.
06-20-2011
noshuz
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06-20-2011
famousdavis
[QUOTE=Home-slicer;246365]When the NES system was released, the "Eight is Enough" bowl cut had been out of fashion for a few years. Poor kid. He was probably still cramming his fat ass in parachute pants during the early nineties grunge era.[/QUOTE]
I know I've said this before but I think it's a tragedy when I see these obese parents causing their kids to be obese as well. I was in a gas station/c-store the other day filling up and I saw this huge woman and her huge husband go inside with their soon-to-be-huge kids. They came out with ice cream and the largest sized slurpees you can get. They all had a candy bar to boot. What is wrong with these people? I want to shoot them.
06-20-2011
lorenzoinoc
[QUOTE=famousdavis;246369]I know I've said this before but I think it's a tragedy when I see these obese parents causing their kids to be obese as well. I was in a gas station/c-store the other day filling up and I saw this huge woman and her huge husband go inside with their soon-to-be-huge kids. They came out with ice cream and the largest sized slurpees you can get. They all had a candy bar to boot. What is wrong with these people? I want to shoot them.[/QUOTE]
Look at the proliferation of foods like wings. Make a meal out of them and you could be looking at 3,000 calories and serious artery clogging fat.
Buffalo Wings has been one of the fastest growing restaurant chains. They're Cincinnati based which I guess makes sense.
[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;246370]Look at the proliferation of foods like wings. Make a meal out of them and you could be looking at 3,000 calories and serious artery clogging fat.
Buffalo Wings has been one of the fastest growing restaurant chains. They're Cincinnati based which I guess makes sense.
Columbus-based, but that's close enough. Plus, I did a 2 year penance in Buffalo, and those are some of the most unhealthy people on the planet.
My solution to obesity is to create a "fat tax." Actually charge these lardassses for being a drain on the healhcare system and being such eyesores.
06-20-2011
Kiwi Player
[QUOTE=Horseballs;246374]Columbus-based, but that's close enough. Plus, I did a 2 year penance in Buffalo, and those are some of the most unhealthy people on the planet.
[B]My solution to obesity is to create a "fat tax." Actually charge these lardassses for being a drain on the healhcare system and being such eyesores[/B].[/QUOTE]
Such clear minded, visionary thinking would never wash with the PC minded politicians in Washington, London, Canberra and Wellington.
That kid is way too thin to be an American. He's probably just a light-skinned Ethiopian. He needs to eat a cracker or something, I mean... just look at how far his ribs are sticking out.
Well, the kid obviously got some help and put on enough mass to pass basic. Now he's living the dream as a freedom fighter. Still looks a bit thin to me though. Must be tough getting enough to eat in the army.
FON
06-20-2011
lorenzoinoc
[QUOTE=Horseballs;246374]Columbus-based, but that's close enough. Plus, I did a 2 year penance in Buffalo, and those are some of the most unhealthy people on the planet.
My solution to obesity is to create a "fat tax." Actually charge these lardassses for being a drain on the healhcare system and being such eyesores.[/QUOTE]
I made a note to call them so they can correct their location on their website.
[QUOTE=Kiwi Player;246380]Such clear minded, visionary thinking would never wash with the PC minded politicians in Washington, London, Canberra and Wellington.[/QUOTE]
The solution is to abolish drive-thrus and install treadmill gauntlets inside the entrances to all fast food restaurants. Position the treadmills so that they spin towards the interior of the establishment. Install spectator seating for a live audience and procure a decent TV production crew. A new reality TV show is born. :D
FON
06-20-2011
famousdavis
[QUOTE=Horseballs;246374]Columbus-based, but that's close enough. Plus, I did a 2 year penance in Buffalo, and those are some of the most unhealthy people on the planet.
My solution to obesity is to create a "fat tax." Actually charge these lardassses for being a drain on the healhcare system and being such eyesores.[/QUOTE]
I like it. Tax people based on how much square footage they take up. Have you ever had a super fat person sit next to you on a plane? It's incredibly uncomfortable. They should have to pay for two seats.
06-20-2011
Tee'd Off
[QUOTE=FreakOfNature;246386]I'm calling BS.
That kid is way too thin to be an American. He's probably just a light-skinned Ethiopian. He needs to eat a cracker or something, I mean... just look at how far his ribs are sticking out.
Well, the kid obviously got some help and put on enough mass to pass basic. Now he's living the dream as a freedom fighter. Still looks a bit thin to me though. Must be tough getting enough to eat in the army.
FON[/QUOTE]
I can see that tub of lard coming over the hill at full charge at my position. I will take great pleasure at clipping him a few times. Seeing that yellow and red spray from the fat as I enforce a .223 diet. Then again I could just let him close on me and die of a heart attack. That fat slob is a disgrace to the service.
06-20-2011
lorenzoinoc
[QUOTE=famousdavis;246395]I like it. Tax people based on how much square footage they take up. Have you ever had a super fat person sit next to you on a plane? It's incredibly uncomfortable. They should have to pay for two seats.[/QUOTE]
This weekend on a full flight, all of us passengers at the back of the plane watched as one of the fattest women we've seen in a long time slowly made her way towards us.
The smell of fear from those adjacent to still open seats was worse than flatulence. Like a scene from a terrorist hijacking movie when one of the bad guys approaches the hostages to pick one out for execution.
Fortunately for me, some other poor soul became the victim. It's unlikely he'll ever function the same sexually again.
06-20-2011
Home-slicer
[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;246398]This weekend on a full flight, all of us passengers at the back of the plane watched as one of the fattest women we've seen in a long time slowly made her way towards us.
The smell of fear from those adjacent to still open seats was worse than flatulence. Like a scene from a terrorist hijacking movie when one of the bad guys approaches the hostages to pick one out for execution.
Fortunately for me, some other poor soul became the victim. It's unlikely he'll ever function the same sexually again.[/QUOTE]
You should look into getting a private jet. Not only would it make you the coolest guy ever amongst your peers, I can't even fathom how easy it would make getting top-shelf pu$$y.
06-20-2011
lorenzoinoc
[QUOTE=Home-slicer;246400]You should look into getting a private jet. Not only would it make you the coolest guy ever amongst your peers, I can't even fathom how easy it would make getting pu$$y.[/QUOTE]
The contrast in fates of the earnest and the spoiled is just one more manifestation of life's unfairness. The other thing is there's really no bad way to leave Greensboro.
06-20-2011
Home-slicer
[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;246401]The contrast in fates of the earnest and the spoiled is just one more manifestation of life's unfairness. The other thing is there's really no bad way to leave Greensboro.[/QUOTE]
LOL. Too true. Plus, it doesn't take as much as a private jet to impress the local hot, black chicks.
06-20-2011
lorenzoinoc
[QUOTE=Home-slicer;246404]LOL. Too true. Plus, it doesn't take as much as a private jet to impress the local hot, black chicks.[/QUOTE]
A second order of wings is more than you really need.
06-20-2011
SoonerBS
[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;246405]A second order of wings is more than you really need.[/QUOTE]
I'm reporting you to Al Sharpton.
06-20-2011
lorenzoinoc
[QUOTE=SoonerBS;246406]I'm reporting you to Al Sharpton.[/QUOTE]
Til Al grows out a Fro, he has no credibility with me.
06-20-2011
Horseballs
[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;246387]I made a note to call them so they can correct their location on their website.
