LPGA Surprises & Disappointments - Vol 3

Now that the 2011 LPGA season has come to a close, let us take a look at who were the biggest surprises, and biggest disappointments.

[url]http://mlyhlss.blogspot.com/2011/12/2011-surprises-and-disappointments-part.html[/url]

The big surprise is that that tour still has enough sponsors to pay the players and garner TV time.

My honest opinion is that most women golfers look like this...


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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie;257997]My honest opinion is that most women golfers look like this...


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Where did you find the picture of the Australian chick, Spank?

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258043]Where did you find the picture of the Australian chick, Spank?[/QUOTE]

That's no Aussie.

Here is a more typical Aussie chick


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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObTMW3RVf4[/url]

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player;258053]That's no Aussie.

Here is a more typical Aussie chick


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They running out of food down under? That one needs some more meat on her bones.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258043]Where did you find the picture of the Australian chick, Spank?[/QUOTE]

I googled "beautiful Australian female golfer" and that was the first picture that came up Sooner...I am scared as hell to google "ugly Australian female golfer." Won't do it...

From what I was taught in high school, all the prisoners were sent to Australia with the ugly women and they all bred and somehow started a country...They have big ass kangaroos that will kick your ass and black ass pygmies hiding out in the middle of the f'n desert... Really f'd up place...

I'm sorry they deleted your last thread Tony. It was epic.

Seriously though, how did you come up with the name for your blog?

[QUOTE=The Purist;258179]I'm sorry they deleted your last thread Tony. It was epic.

Seriously though, how did you come up with the name for your blog?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, what happened to that thread? Did the Feds take it down as evidence?

[QUOTE=The Purist;258179]I'm sorry they deleted your last thread Tony. It was epic.

Seriously though, how did you come up with the name for your blog?[/QUOTE]




I didn't come up with the name. It existed years before I started covering the LPGA and writing for them.

Also, I asked them to remove the thread. I cover 8 or so tournaments for the LPGA, and I thought sharing some of the experiences would be interesting to the followers of this forum, as I know all the girls and get some good interviews. I guess I was wrong.

[QUOTE=tonyj5;258199]I didn't come up with the name. It existed years before I started covering the LPGA and writing for them.

Also, I asked them to remove the thread. I cover 8 or so tournaments for the LPGA, and I thought sharing some of the experiences would be interesting to the followers of this forum, as I know all the girls and het some good interviews. I guess I was wrong.[/QUOTE]

tonyj5, I had read the typical sex offender has a job that brings them close to potential victims. Do you think that's accurate?

A bit of due diligence about this forum prior to starting a serious LPGA thread should have led to the conclusion that this is not the place to find serious discourse about golfers with spit tails who play on a professional tour. U.S. golf in general is 95% about the male of the species and has been since the first private golf club was formed. Why it was just in the past three decades that the Courts severely curtailed the private club custom of reserving the prime weekend tee times for adult males until noon or later. Mens' grill rooms at private clubs were for adult males, only. All the most widely circulated golf magazines feature male pros, lessons for males 99% of the time, and reviews of equipment and other golf merchandise for males 99% of the time. If there is an LPGA magazine, I imagine its circulation is pretty much limited to members, their families, and some buffs like Tony. Tony seems to have learned quickly that The Wheel cannot be reinvented on this forum. A dios, LPGA.

[QUOTE=tonyj5;258199]I didn't come up with the name. It existed years before I started covering the LPGA and writing for them.

Also, I asked them to remove the thread. I cover 8 or so tournaments for the LPGA, and I thought sharing some of the experiences would be interesting to the followers of this forum, as I know all the girls and get some good interviews.[B] I guess I was wrong[/B].[/QUOTE]


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[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;258200]tonyj5, I had read the typical sex offender has a job that brings them close to potential victims. Do you think that's accurate?[/QUOTE]

I think you're right, Zo. I took this picture of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of an LPGA tour event that I attended in Orlando last month.
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Some dude filmed Tony rolling up to an LPGA event recently...

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[QUOTE=Home-slicer;258218]I think you're right, Zo. I took this picture of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of an LPGA tour event that I attended in Orlando last month.
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I wonder if tonyj5 realizes there are crossover vehicles that get much better gas mileage and can carry practically the same number of victims.

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie;258222]Some dude filmed Tony rolling up to an LPGA event recently...

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That's Sandusky. Jerry bought a franchise so he could keep his hand in it during Spring Breaks and summer vactions at the college.

[QUOTE=tonyj5;258199]I didn't come up with the name. It existed years before I started covering the LPGA and writing for them.

Also, I asked them to remove the thread. I cover 8 or so tournaments for the LPGA, and I thought sharing some of the experiences would be interesting to the followers of this forum, as I know all the girls and get some good interviews. I guess I was wrong.[/QUOTE]

Let me guess, the original site owner is doing hard time. Which is the same creepy result you are on a collision course with.

This is what I am talking about: I saw this a long time ago so I know what Australia is all about...

Crazy ass kangaroos


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[QUOTE=spankdoggie;258571]This is what I am talking about: I saw this a long time ago so I know what Australia is all about...

Crazy ass kangaroos


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That is way past cool. Now that's what I would watch at 11:30 pm on a snowy Saturday night-- Mixed Species Martial Arts. Maybe some chimps with throwing stars, orangutans flinging their feces,

[QUOTE=mongrel;258572]That is way past cool. Now that's what I would watch at 11:30 pm on a snowy Saturday night-- Mixed Species Martial Arts. Maybe some chimps with throwing stars, orangutans flinging their feces,[/QUOTE]

I tell you, the MMA has got it all over boxing. Just when you think it's mano a mano, blow for blow, up from the ground comes the kick from hell... TWO feet in the liver, OW.

But they do hang their chins out there... the hands are low... if you're willing to take a little punishment you can get in a counterpunch...

I wouldn't want to have those digger claws surgically removed from my colon, though, I'll tell you that.

[QUOTE=spankdoggie;258571]This is what I am talking about: I saw this a long time ago so I know what Australia is all about...

Crazy ass kangaroos


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I would have pulled out my .38 and shot that kangaroo dead.

Very nice indeed

[QUOTE=famousdavis;258587]I would have pulled out my .38 and shot that kangaroo dead.[/QUOTE]

Hand gun too risky for critter that quick. Needs a 12 gauge Street Sweeper with a full mag and double- ought.

[QUOTE=mongrel;258599]Hand gun too risky for critter that quick. Needs a 12 gauge Street Sweeper with a full mag and double- ought.[/QUOTE]

Frankly, I would have armed the kangaroo.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;258610]Frankly, I would have armed the kangeroo.[/QUOTE]

Well, there's that, too. And plenty of space in that nifty little pouch for a Lee Harvey Oswald mini-me bumping around on the Grassy Knoll below the Kangaroo Kindle Depository.

[QUOTE=mongrel;258611]Well, there's that, too. And plenty of space in that nifty little pouch for a Lee Harvey Oswald mini-me bumping around on the Grassy Knoll below the Kangaroo Kindle Depository.[/QUOTE]

The little guy could jump out of the pouch and kick each one of them in the jewels before Mom delivers the killshot.

That Kangaroo must have invented MMA. A few harmless pattercake punches, a few lame ineffective kicks, then pounce on your opponent and get dry humping as soon as they hit the deck.

[QUOTE=famousdavis;258587]I would have pulled out my .38 and shot that kangaroo dead.[/QUOTE]
I can guarantee you a .38 would only piss it off. Kangaroos are the most densely muscled animals you will ever see, just lean pure muscle. I've had to move them off the road when they get killed and they are way heavier than they look. No way would a .38 take out a roo that size, unless you put at least 4 rounds in it, two in the chest and two in the head.

[QUOTE=famousdavis;258587]I would have pulled out my .38 and shot that kangaroo dead.[/QUOTE]
How about this one: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NqulhmZWc[/url]

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player;258616]That Kangaroo must have invented MMA. A few harmless pattercake punches, a few lame ineffective kicks, then pounce on your opponent and get dry humping as soon as they hit the deck.[/QUOTE]
They actually remind me of Muay Thai fighters the way they hold the head then bring the kicks in from down low.

[QUOTE=Not a hacker;258675]They actually remind me of Muay Thai fighters the way they hold the head then bring the kicks in from down low.[/QUOTE]

To be fair that Roo was pretty lethal with the punches. Haven't seen that sort of hand speed since the heyday of Sugar Ray Leonard. :)

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player;258676]To be fair that Roo was pretty lethal with the punches. Haven't seen that sort of hand speed since the heyday of Sugar Ray Leonard. :)[/QUOTE]

I was surprised myself. Ali would have been proud of those combos.