I am ashamed to say . . . . .

I watched the entire coverage of the Wendy's Three Tour Challenge and enjoyed it. I am now afraid that my balls might drop off in my sleep . . . . . .

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258564]I watched the entire coverage of the Wendy's Three Tour Challenge and enjoyed it. [B]I am now afraid that my balls might drop off in my sleep . . [/B]. . . .[/QUOTE]
I think you should check, it sounds like they already have.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258564]I watched the entire coverage of the Wendy's Three Tour Challenge and enjoyed it. I am now afraid that my balls might drop off in my sleep . . . . . .[/QUOTE]

I watched the Golf Academy Driver specials with Ray Floyd and Nick Faldo. Then I turned the channel right before the 3-tour thing....

[QUOTE=Lord Helmet;258577]I watched the Golf Academy Driver specials with Ray Floyd and Nick Faldo. Then I turned the channel right before the 3-tour thing....[/QUOTE]

In my defense, I do have a weakness for beautiful women, and a line-up of Paula Creamer, Natalie Gulbis and Cristie Kerr is hard to turn down.

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[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258579]In my defense, I do have a weakness for beautiful women, and a line-up of Paula Creamer, Natalie Gulbis and Cristie Kerr is hard to turn down.

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No need to apologize. IMO 2 of the 3 you mention (Creamer and Gulbis) are definitely fun to look at for sure. Kerr not so much IMO. Creamer for sure. That gal is smokin hot if you ask me.

I like watching Kinny Peery in his Transitions lenses. Really missed Trevor Immelman in the mix. When you're as old as I am, Kerr looks pretty damn good.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258579]In my defense, I do have a weakness for beautiful women, and a line-up of Paula Creamer, Natalie Gulbis and Cristie Kerr is hard to turn down.

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I completely agree with you. In fact, I find myself sort of moving my head up and down whenever they line up a putt or pick the ball out of the hole. I guess I'm trying to sneak a peak. Hey, I'm a dude. What can I do?

Christie Kerr wasn't bad back before she started with the daily pie eating contests. Sooner, what's she packing these days?

It would still be awesome having a foursome with those 3 girls :):):)

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;258594]Christie Kerr wasn't bad back before she started with the daily pie eating contests. Sooner, what's she packing these days?[/QUOTE]

I think she has the personality of a dude. Sorry, that is not attractive no matter what the packaging looks like. Plus, she's a bit of a heifer these days.

She carries some insecurity from back when she was a legitimate fatasss. Fat girls who get skinny have a hard time shedding the insecure fat girl personality. Let's face it, there are two types of fat girls.
- The ones who are jolly, and revel in their slovenly appearance.
- The self-loathing pigs.

She was clearly in the latter category.

[QUOTE=Horseballs;258597]I think she has the personality of a dude. Sorry, that is not attractive no matter what the packaging looks like. Plus, she's a bit of a heifer these days.

She carries some insecurity from back when she was a legitimate fatasss. Fat girls who get skinny have a hard time shedding the insecure fat girl personality. Let's face it, there are two types of fat girls.
- The ones who are jolly, and revel in their slovenly appearance.
- The self-loathing pigs.

She was clearly in the latter category.[/QUOTE]

In the LPGA Femininity Hierarchy, she's about 98th percentile. Of course that's all relative. Almost all of them look like they supplement their human growth hormones with testosterone and some anabolics. Most of them will never get slim unless they get the disease that goes, in Africa, by the same name or smoke and snort meth regularly. Of course if they did that, their short game and putting nerves would fray. But it might make for better TV. Imagine a cranked-out Morgan Pretzel and a brain-fried Yani Dong duking it out on the 18th of a Major with hair, chunks of bloody flesh, and shreds of golf togs around the pin. And all because the one accused the other of moving her mark. I guaran-f*cking-tee you that the next televised LPGA event would garner better than 40% and a 28% share.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;258594]Christie Kerr wasn't bad back before she started with the daily pie eating contests. Sooner, what's she packing these days?[/QUOTE]

She's down to 125 after topping out at 175. She has slight stretch marks where her love handles used to be and she has lost more mass from her boobage than what I would like, but other than that, she's very dooable.

[QUOTE=mongrel;258600]In the LPGA Femininity Hierarchy, she's about 98th percentile. Of course that's all relative. Almost all of them look like they supplement their human growth hormones with testosterone and some anabolics. Most of them will never get slim unless they get the disease that goes, in Africa, by the same name or smoke and snort meth regularly. Of course if they did that, their short game and putting nerves would fray. But it might make for better TV. Imagine a cranked-out Morgan Pretzel and a brain-fried Yani Dong duking it out on the 18th of a Major with hair, chunks of bloody flesh, and shreds of golf togs around the pin. And all because the one accused the other of moving her mark. I guaran-f*cking-tee you that the next televised LPGA event would garner better than 40% and a 28% share.[/QUOTE]

Very good point . . . . .

We don't get the Golf Channel here in NZ and the only televised golf is mainly PGA and European Tour events. Basically they never show any LPGA events so I can't comment. But if they are smoking hot babes playing I'm definitely watching. That's the main attraction of watching womens tennis too isn't it? The smoking hot bods on court?

[QUOTE=Horseballs;258597]I think she has the personality of a dude. Sorry, that is not attractive no matter what the packaging looks like. Plus, she's a bit of a heifer these days.

She carries some insecurity from back when she was a legitimate fatasss. Fat girls who get skinny have a hard time shedding the insecure fat girl personality. Let's face it, there are two types of fat girls.
- The ones who are jolly, and revel in their slovenly appearance.
- The self-loathing pigs.

She was clearly in the latter category.[/QUOTE]

Sounds as though you really know alot about her. I would have figured I'd have to get with tonyj5 for this much insight.

Don't think I've ever experienced her personality. I agree, there's nothing hot about a girl with male vibes even if physically attractive even if you get them in a particularly submissive position.

You also don't want to get a wave of fat bouncing back from their upper torso during a major service.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;258609]Sounds as though you really know alot about her. I would have figured I'd have to get with tonyj5 for this much insight.

Don't think I've ever experienced her personality. I agree, there's nothing hot about a girl with male vibes even if physically attractive even if you get them in a particularly submissive position.

You also don't want to get a wave of fat bouncing back from their upper torso during a major service.[/QUOTE]

I remember watching her in some pro-am practice round and getting a very bad vibe.
Even though Kerr likely has male genitalia, tonyj5 would still make a skin-suit out of her, given the opportunity.

Nothing like formal wear:

[QUOTE=Horseballs;258619]I remember watching her in some pro-am practice round and getting a very bad vibe.
Even though Kerr likely has male genitalia, tonyj5 would still make a skin-suit out of her, given the opportunity.[/QUOTE]

I agree although tonyj5 would be pretty disappointed he wouldn't be able to insert his genitalia into the suit.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258606]She's down to 125 after topping out at 175. She has slight stretch marks where her love handles used to be and she has lost more mass from her boobage than what I would like, but other than that, she's very dooable.[/QUOTE]

Without your balls, you've become a lesbian. Consistency is good.

:)

I would do Cristie Kerr too. But it would have to be the first one, so I could spend longer on Paula Creamer. Then I'd save Natalie for the next morning.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258579]a line-up of Paula Creamer, Natalie Gulbis and Cristie Kerr is hard to turn down.[/QUOTE]

If you win The Big Break, they should let you sniff Natalie Gulbis's panties.

[QUOTE=24putts;258643]If you win The Big Break, they should let you sniff Natalie Gulbis's panties.[/QUOTE]

That would probably be a better use of the winner's time than trying to make the cut at some no-name PGA Tour event. I've never seen anyone on the Big Break who has even a remote chance of making it on the tour. The funniest guy on that show ( I believe his name was Mike) and he whined and complained about everything. He made it to the finals but lost. That was entertaining. At one point his ball was behind a sprinkler head and he threw his glasses off and yelled "It's not fair!!!". Classic.

[QUOTE=daveperkins;258642]Without your balls, you've become a lesbian. Consistency is good.

:)

I would do Cristie Kerr too. But it would have to be the first one, so I could spend longer on Paula Creamer. Then I'd save Natalie for the next morning.[/QUOTE]

I've known ever since I was 11 years old that I was, and am, a lesbian.

[QUOTE=24putts;258643]If you win The Big Break, they should let you sniff Natalie Gulbis's panties.[/QUOTE]

I would agree as long as she is still in them . . . . .

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258647]I would agree as long as she is still in them . . . . .[/QUOTE]

Geez you're choosy!

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player;258608]We don't get the Golf Channel here in NZ and the only televised golf is mainly PGA and European Tour events. Basically they never show any LPGA events so I can't comment. But if they are smoking hot babes playing I'm definitely watching. That's the main attraction of watching womens tennis too isn't it? The smoking hot bods on court?[/QUOTE]

That's a world class bummer about not getting the Golf Channel. I thought it reached all over the globe. For one who has a keen interest in the game (I realize that for me and lots more it is really obsession), the GC is wonderful. Granted it re-runs about everything but I think it is cool to be able to watch re-broadcasts of tour rounds at midnight so that I can actually do something else during the daylight hours when the event goes out over the airwaves live. My father moved into a continual care home for over a decade before he died. Everytime I visited him, I would walk into their apartment and he would have the Golf Channel on in his den. In the last years he would be sound asleep but the golf would still be on. I know it kept him interested in living a lot longer than if he couldn't watch it.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player;258650]Geez you're choosy![/QUOTE]

You're right, I probably shouldn't be so picky. That would probably be the most sex I have had in the last month . . . . . . . If it doesn't get any better in the near future, I may need to come down there in New Zealand and participate in your favorite pastime . . . . . . . [img]http://www.myadultimages.com/images/emoticons/rude/sheepshagger.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=mongrel;258660]That's a world class bummer about not getting the Golf Channel. I thought it reached all over the globe. For one who has a keen interest in the game (I realize that for me and lots more it is really obsession), the GC is wonderful. Granted it re-runs about everything but I think it is cool to be able to watch re-broadcasts of tour rounds at midnight so that I can actually do something else during the daylight hours when the event goes out over the airwaves live. My father moved into a continual care home for over a decade before he died. Everytime I visited him, I would walk into their apartment and he would have the Golf Channel on in his den. In the last years he would be sound asleep but the golf would still be on. I know it kept him interested in living a lot longer than if he couldn't watch it.[/QUOTE]

I would have thought listening to Kelly Tilghman would shorten one's life expectancy.

[QUOTE=mongrel;258660][B]That's a world class bummer about not getting the Golf Channel[/B]. I thought it reached all over the globe. For one who has a keen interest in the game (I realize that for me and lots more it is really obsession), the GC is wonderful. Granted it re-runs about everything but I think it is cool to be able to watch re-broadcasts of tour rounds at midnight so that I can actually do something else during the daylight hours when the event goes out over the airwaves live. My father moved into a continual care home for over a decade before he died. Everytime I visited him, I would walk into their apartment and he would have the Golf Channel on in his den. In the last years he would be sound asleep but the golf would still be on. I know it kept him interested in living a lot longer than if he couldn't watch it.[/QUOTE]

It sure is! I'd definitely subscribe if it was available. I'd love it. Like you golf for me is definitely an obsession! :D

Nice story about your Dad BTW.

It's funny. My Dad has played this game for over 40 years and has played to a single figure handicap for most of that time (about a 10 now) but he is very relaxed about it compared to me. He's never been one to get over obsessed about equipment or technique or over think the game. He's never had a single lesson in his life (did you hear that Larry?). Recently I played with him in a tournament and he noticed my 52* gap wedge. He was complaining about sometimes finding himself in that awkward range where he can't play a full shot with the PW but too far for a SW. I then explained to him that there is likely a 10* gap between his 45* PW & 55* SW. So at the ripe old age of 70 he's bagging a gap wedge for the 1st time in his life and loving it. He bags Taylormade RAC OS II 3-SW which he bought about 3 years ago just because he wanted to switch to graphite shafts. His previous set was a set of MacGregors he had for 17 years. He'd think I'm nuts if he knew all the clubs I have ho'ed through the past 5 years! :D

So with my Dad it's definitely not a case of "Like Father like son" when it comes to golf.

I think chick called brittany something is pretty hot.

er...never mind, everything will be ok....

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;258666]I would have thought listening to Kelly Tilghman would shorten one's life expectancy.[/QUOTE]

That's why I have a channel-changer and the NFL Channel. The only golf voice worse than her's is Curtis Strange.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player;258672]It sure is! I'd definitely subscribe if it was available. I'd love it. Like you golf for me is definitely an obsession! :D

Nice story about your Dad BTW.

It's funny. My Dad has played this game for over 40 years and has played to a single figure handicap for most of that time (about a 10 now) but he is very relaxed about it compared to me. He's never been one to get over obsessed about equipment or technique or over think the game. He's never had a single lesson in his life (did you hear that Larry?). Recently I played with him in a tournament and he noticed my 52* gap wedge. He was complaining about sometimes finding himself in that awkward range where he can't play a full shot with the PW but too far for a SW. I then explained to him that there is likely a 10* gap between his 45* PW & 55* SW. So at the ripe old age of 70 he's bagging a gap wedge for the 1st time in his life and loving it. He bags Taylormade RAC OS II 3-SW which he bought about 3 years ago just because he wanted to switch to graphite shafts. His previous set was a set of MacGregors he had for 17 years. He'd think I'm nuts if he knew all the clubs I have ho'ed through the past 5 years! :D

So with my Dad it's definitely not a case of "Like Father like son" when it comes to golf.[/QUOTE]

My father was a club ho back in the 1950's. I remember him having like five or six of those old leather tour bags sitting in the garage on our farm each filled with various woods (persimmon and laminates), irons, wedges and putters. Of course all I ever played were his hand-me-downs until I was over 30 years old when I bought my first set of irons, Maxfli Australian Blades--the ones from the 1970's. Ironically, it wasn't until then that I was able to beat him. I got my first metal wood in 1979 when Taylor came out with their Pittsburgh Persimmon and would blow it by his best big head MacGregor persimmon drives by 50 yards. A couple of years later he went to metal. The only clubs of his I still have are a John Reutter Acushnet Bullseye putter and a Wilson R-90 from the old days that he ground the sole down on.

[QUOTE=mongrel;258690]My father was a club ho back in the 1950's. I remember him having like five or six of those old leather tour bags sitting in the garage on our farm each filled with various woods (persimmon and laminates), irons, wedges and putters. Of course all I ever played were his hand-me-downs until I was over 30 years old when I bought my first set of irons, Maxfli Australian Blades--the ones from the 1970's. Ironically, it wasn't until then that I was able to beat him. I got my first metal wood in 1979 when Taylor came out with their Pittsburgh Persimmon and would blow it by his best big head MacGregor persimmon drives by 50 yards. A couple of years later he went to metal. The only clubs of his I still have are a John Reutter Acushnet Bullseye putter and a Wilson R-90 from the old days that he ground the sole down on.[/QUOTE]
Those old bullseye putters are the sweetest feeling putters I've ever hit. The sweetspot isn't huge but is easy to find and feels like butter. The design is no good for my stroke (left hand low SBST), but if I were udging putters on feel alone those old bullseyes would be at the top of the list.

[QUOTE=famousdavis;258645]That would probably be a better use of the winner's time than trying to make the cut at some no-name PGA Tour event. I've never seen anyone on the Big Break who has even a remote chance of making it on the tour. The funniest guy on that show ( I believe his name was Mike) and he whined and complained about everything. He made it to the finals but lost. That was entertaining. At one point his ball was behind a sprinkler head and he threw his glasses off and yelled "It's not fair!!!". Classic.[/QUOTE]

Tommy two gloves has made some money and come damn close to winning on the PGA tour.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;258666]I would have thought listening to Kelly Tilghman would shorten one's life expectancy.[/QUOTE]

Say what you want, but I still do have my fantasies involving Kelly Tilghman, a gag, and a pair of handcuffs . . . . . . . .

[QUOTE=SoonerBS;258736]Say what you want, but I still do have my fantasies involving Kelly Tilghman, a gag, and a pair of handcuffs . . . . . . . .[/QUOTE]

So after you put the gag in your mouth and put the handcuffs on your wrists, what does she do?