to all the NOOBS at GR

you will see lots of inside jokes on here: if you want to know what it is ask me:

here are some key words to let you know you are in the midst of a GR joke

miller lite
jeff maggert
gorrilla
js
cargo shorts
mizuno- anything that says mizuno, which is god by the way
js's mother
anerexic canadian- which is js by the way
putting stroke... which also ties into cargo shorts

all of these things are nostalgia and you should be aware of it so that you can fully appreciate the greatness that is JS's golf forum....I mean GR...

WELCOME, i hope you have found this enlightening and helpful...

Omen

'Preciate it...I'll keep my eyes open.

Have you guys been making fun of me this whole time? As a noob, I'm shocked and offended.
Oh well, I'll just jump in my sweet 3 series beemer (not the 330 or M) and go groove some hybrids off the mats to get my mind off it. I find that iron covers are really great when I have to cram my clubs into my sweet-ass chick magnet of a car.

PS
Ping makes the best irons

you dirty b.itch as.s ... how dare you insult my uber manly beamer... you are jealous admit it.....


think they will edit that one???

sorry js had to get that one last big one out...

Well this is certainly no way to treat a new member. It seems like you and CP have so much in common to not get along.

cp turned out to be a db... dissing my beemer can get you excommunicated....

This is my first time posting, but I've been lurking for a while. I've noticed a lot of these things and figured it was some kind of inside joke.

You guys mind letting us noobs in on some of them? Start with the cargo shorts thing.

[QUOTE=Bart C]This is my first time posting, but I've been lurking for a while. I've noticed a lot of these things and figured it was some kind of inside joke.

You guys mind letting us noobs in on some of them? Start with the cargo shorts thing.[/QUOTE]

Cargo putter is really another member whose handle is Horseballs... he wears cargo shorts and uses a flippy putting sroke hence the name cargo putter... CP will natrally deny this but its just all supposed to be for a laugh...

Ahh ... so Cargo Putter wears cargo shorts, but HB and the rest of the forum are opposed to them?

cargo shorts on the course... damn CP do those pockets on the side have drain holes???


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[QUOTE=Omen2]cargo shorts on the course... damn CP do those pockets on the side have drain holes???[/QUOTE]

Ok...n00b question, prepare flogging bats.

What's wrong with cargo shorts on the course?

*Commence flogging*

you should delete that immediately and swear someone else posted it under your login...

IMMEDIATELY

Sweet shorts, HB!! Damn that is one handsome fella! I'm not gay or anything, but I'd hit that!

[QUOTE=pingman360]Cargo putter is really another member whose handle is Horseballs... he wears cargo shorts and uses a flippy putting sroke hence the name cargo putter... CP will natrally deny this but its just all supposed to be for a laugh...[/QUOTE]
This is laughable. I'm clearly not Horseballs. I've never admitted to being HB twice or post similar to him in any way whatsoever.
Cargo Putter, Moderator

nice grip and grips i might add...

[QUOTE=Omen2]nice grip and grips i might add...[/QUOTE]

I wish there was a video of that swing.. I'd make notes and try to emulate it every day

Why thank you, Omen and CP. It's nice to be appreciated.
And a hearty welcome to Bart C and the new Canuck. You can never have too many Canucks is what I always say. Sure they're a little slow and have trouble with basic concepts, but they are jolly, well-meaning people. Terrible musicians though. Nickleback? Ugh.

Umm, Rockstar may be the best song on the radio right now.. At least when you throw in the video.

[QUOTE=Horseballs]Why thank you, Omen and CP. It's nice to be appreciated.
And a hearty welcome to Bart C and the new Canuck. You can never have too many Canucks is what I always say. Sure they're a little slow and have trouble with basic concepts, but they are jolly, well-meaning people. Terrible musicians though. Nickleback? Ugh.[/QUOTE]

I would take that to heart, but for your scorn of Nickleback over Celine Dion...what's wrong with you man?

Celine is traditionally our national symbol of falure in all things artful...it's just wrong to receive an insult that doesn't include Ms. No-talent.

Don't get me started on how terrible Nickleback is. Seriously, I've got a lot of work to get done in the next few hours and I don't need to waste another hour detailing what a bunch of no talent sellouts those soul-less bastards are.

theres also golfaholic... talk about no talent...

I just waiting for the next Stomping Tom compilation album.

Celine's the scorn of the country?

Or Bryan Adams? You didn't think we forgot about him did you?

[QUOTE=Mad Mountie]I would take that to heart, but for your scorn of Nickleback over Celine Dion...what's wrong with you man?

Celine is traditionally our national symbol of falure in all things artful...it's just wrong to receive an insult that doesn't include Ms. No-talent.[/QUOTE]

I think Nickleback is your new "symbol of failure in all things artful" to a lot of us that listen to rock radio. We're not subjected to Celine nearly as often as we were ten years ago.

[QUOTE=Omen2]you dirty b.itch as.s ... how dare you insult my uber manly beamer... you are jealous admit it.....


think they will edit that one???

sorry js had to get that one last big one out...[/QUOTE]


my wife drives a 325i and she looks good in hers too...like all the other skirts around Chucktown driving them. :D :ciappa: Dont let them get you down Omen...:blush2:

[QUOTE=Horseballs]Don't get me started on how terrible Nickleback is. Seriously, I've got a lot of work to get done in the next few hours and I don't need to waste another hour detailing what a bunch of no talent sellouts those soul-less bastards are.[/QUOTE]

Even in Australia there is a popular radio show that devotes at last one segment every show to how bad Nickleback is. Some of the album reviews have been serious pieces of comedic art. In Australia they are always used as a cheap 'go to' gag in any sort of comedy routine. When it comes to dissing these annoyances, you can never go to the well too often, you will always get an approving laugh. Believe me, outside of Canada they are universally hated.

P.S. When listing bad things to come from Canada you forgot KD Lang, although she is obviously nowhere near as boring or bad as Nickleback.

I still laugh when I see that flying elbow, baseball grip finish in the full shade of his giant noggin.

Now on the tee Mr. Rocky Dennis...............