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[QUOTE=FreakOfNature]You sure post a lot for a dead guy. I think we have a conspiracy on our hands...
You're MIB, aren't you? :D
FON
edit - look at that, I'm the guy who hit the big centennial.... lol[/QUOTE]
Damn it FON, you stole DM's moment of glory.
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[QUOTE=Not a hacker]Damn it FON, you stole DM's moment of glory.[/QUOTE]
I know. I'm clutch. :p
FON
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[QUOTE=FreakOfNature]I know. I'm clutch. :p
FON[/QUOTE]
I'm mortally wounded.......
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[QUOTE=dorkman53]I'm mortally wounded.......[/QUOTE]
No, you're a choker like your hero KP. :p
CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!
FON
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[QUOTE=FreakOfNature]No, you're a choker like your hero KP. :p
CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!
FON[/QUOTE]
Hard to argue with flawless logic
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[QUOTE=Not a hacker]Hard to argue with flawless logic[/QUOTE]
Unless you're Larry...
FON
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[QUOTE=FreakOfNature]Unless you're Larry...
FON[/QUOTE]
On the contrary, Larry is living proof of how hard it is to argue with flawless logic.
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NAH you are so intelligent why do you waste so much of your time with us common peoples
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[QUOTE=groundhogday]NAH you are so intelligent why do you waste so much of your time with us common peoples[/QUOTE]
Why? Because, like his hero and source of inspiration JD, he is a man of the peoples.
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[QUOTE=oldplayer]Why? Because, like his hero and source of inspiration JD, he is a man of the peoples.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, and all of these qualities in spite of being Australian..............
Edgey
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[QUOTE=Not a hacker]On the contrary, Larry is living proof of how hard it is to argue with flawless logic.[/QUOTE]
Good thinking NaH, bring Larry into this one and we'll have this thread up to 200 posts in no time!
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dorkman53=spankdog This has been done before its a big ....yawn......
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[QUOTE=Tee'd Off]dorkman53=spankdog This has been done before its a big ....yawn......[/QUOTE]
Yeah....you're onto both of us.....I mean.....me......
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Can't ya just die with an ounce of dignity?
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Seriously,
I leave for a year for more important matters and I come back with this denigration, slander, and humiliation of my name? You bastards!
I was even mentioned in the first person by Hagner?
I am outraged and filled with turmoil regarding this situation.
First of all, this thread was started to teach that nobody knows anybody on the internet, unless they know them personally. I was engaged in a social study.
Regarding my posting of the fake death of Dorkman, I posted a very fake name, far from Dorkman's real name, I might add. I also added a fake age, and fake relative.
I would never post Dorkman's real name and address, photos on this website; I am not out to harm people... I will kick your ass if I don't like you though. Even Dorkman knew how far off base the whole thing was, and tried to calm it all down.
Anybody who might have known him would never think in the slightest, that he had died.
But all of you retards, including slingblade at Shottalk, that got all offended over the irony of my thread, start crying and bawling about how sad you are. Slingblade, you should never have gotten involved in a cross-forum discussion, retard. What were you thinking?
All of you can kiss my ass.
I digress... I am golfing again.
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Spank on the one hand you are a legend for creating this legendary thread, but on the other hand we are all pi$$ed off because we all fell for your prank - hook line & sinker! :)
Many of us were genuinely sad for the loss of a guy we have never even met - LOL!!! :D
Coming from you of all people we should have known better.
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[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]Spank on the one hand you are a legend for creating this legendary thread, but on the other hand we are all pi$$ed off because we all fell for your prank - hook line & sinker! :)
Many of us were genuinely sad for the loss of a guy we have never even met - LOL!!! :D
Coming from you of all people we should have known better.[/QUOTE]
Kiwi,
I love you and I appreciate your response. I am still very pissed off about this, however.
Honestly, even if you were a retard with a helmet on your head, because you were slamming your head against various objects... there is no excuse for believing what I said when NOTHING in the post was true.
Again, it was a social experiment, and you all failed.
Even Dorkman thought you were all retards when he got back from vacation. I think he was quite relieved that he was so anonymous, in a good way. I actually like Dorkman; he is what he is. He is different from me, but that is what makes the world go around.
If someone pulled a gun on Dorkman in a supermarket, I would risk my life while knocking the bastard down, even if I had to take a bullet... and I don't even know Dorkman personally, but I know he is an okay dude, even if quite the bastard.
You know what I mean?
Again, and I mean this... All of you can kiss my ass,
Especially Slingblade the shottalk retard for banning me without any knowledge of the irony of this thread.
retards.
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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Kiwi,
I love you and I appreciate your response. I am still very pissed off about this, however.
Honestly, even if you were a retard with a helmet on your head, because you were slamming your head against various objects... there is no excuse for believing what I said when NOTHING in the post was true.
Again, it was a social experiment, and you all failed.
Even Dorkman thought you were all retards when he got back from vacation. I think he was quite relieved that he was so anonymous, in a good way. I actually like Dorkman; he is what he is. He is different from me, but that is what makes the world go around.
If someone pulled a gun on Dorkman in a supermarket, I would risk my life while knocking the bastard down, even if I had to take a bullet... and I don't even know Dorkman personally, but I know he is an okay dude, even if quite the bastard.
You know what I mean?
Again, and I mean this... All of you can kiss my ass,
Especially Slingblade the shottalk retard for banning me without any knowledge of the irony of this thread.
retards.[/QUOTE]
You've all been weighed, measured, and have come up lacking. Awesome!
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[QUOTE=Mr 3 Wiggle]You've all been weighed, measured, and have come up lacking. Awesome![/QUOTE]
So true. But, that quote is from A Knight's Tale, which is a horrible teen movie made by MTV. Of course, my acknowledging that I know the quote doesn't do my credibility any favors.
Spank, I think I speak for everyone when I say welcome back.
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[QUOTE=Horseballs]So true. But, that quote is from A Knight's Tale, which is a horrible teen movie made by MTV. Of course, my acknowledging that I know the quote doesn't do my credibility any favors.
Spank, I think I speak for everyone when I say welcome back.[/QUOTE]
I was pulling for the bad guy in that movie. Heath Ledger (RIP) and his little jousting team were nauseating in that movie.
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[QUOTE=Mr 3 Wiggle]I was pulling for the bad guy in that movie. Heath Ledger (RIP) and his little jousting team were nauseating in that movie.[/QUOTE]
Agree that movie was a crock of shite. I changed channels after about 20 minutes.
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[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]Agree that movie was a crock of shite. I changed channels after about 20 minutes.[/QUOTE]
It was my in-flight movie a bunch of years ago. I was a captive audience. That role undoubtedly led Ledger down a dangerous path.
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[QUOTE=Horseballs][B]It was my in-flight movie a bunch of years ago[/B]. I was a captive audience. That role undoubtedly led Ledger down a dangerous path.[/QUOTE]
The letterbox edition of "A Knight's Tale" in your DVD rack would beg to differ. So would the movie poster on your bedroom wall.
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[QUOTE=Horseballs]It was my in-flight movie a bunch of years ago. I was a captive audience. That role undoubtedly led Ledger down a dangerous path.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention the Heath Ledger fukk doll
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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Kiwi,
I love you and I appreciate your response. I am still very pissed off about this, however.
Honestly, even if you were a retard with a helmet on your head, because you were slamming your head against various objects... there is no excuse for believing what I said when NOTHING in the post was true.
Again, it was a social experiment, and you all failed.
Even Dorkman thought you were all retards when he got back from vacation. I think he was quite relieved that he was so anonymous, in a good way. I actually like Dorkman; he is what he is. He is different from me, but that is what makes the world go around.
If someone pulled a gun on Dorkman in a supermarket, I would risk my life while knocking the bastard down, even if I had to take a bullet... and I don't even know Dorkman personally, but I know he is an okay dude, even if quite the bastard.
You know what I mean?
Again, and I mean this... All of you can kiss my ass,
Especially Slingblade the shottalk retard for banning me without any knowledge of the irony of this thread.
retards.[/QUOTE]
I thought that your original post was a crock when I read it, but found the "emotional outpouring" by other posters to be most humorous. That's a sweet Camero. Do you cruise the loop and listen to Def Leppard in that thing? And for what it's worth, you can kiss my ass.
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[QUOTE=bigpun1974]I thought that your original post was a crock when I read it but found the "emotional outpouring" by other posters to be most humorous. And for what it's worth, you can kiss my ass.[/QUOTE]
Yes, Spank's time honored responses to a disagreement he isn't winning on the basis of logic and persuasion is either a threat to kick someone in the ass, or an equally inviting invitation for the combatant to kiss his ass.
So far, I have managed to avoid both alternatives, as tempting as his offers may sound.
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[QUOTE=dorkman53]Yes, Spank's time honored responses to a disagreement he isn't winning on the basis of logic and persuasion is either a threat to kick someone in the ass, or an equally inviting invitation for the combatant to kiss his ass.
So far, I have managed to avoid both alternatives, as tempting as his offers may sound.[/QUOTE]
As rotund as he looks, I would imagine that Spank is a profuse sweater and has trouble getting around that girth to wipe his ass. Declining the ass kissing offer is a wise choice on your behalf. I am not sure that you would survive the exposure to that kind of an event.
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[QUOTE=bigpun1974]As rotund as he looks, I would imagine that Spank is a profuse sweater and has trouble getting around that girth to wipe his ass. Declining the ass kissing offer is a wise choice on your behalf. I am not sure that you would survive the exposure to that kind of an event.[/QUOTE]
You'd hope he had at least waxed his ass beforehand.
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Hi
Spank is a legend and all you muppets who poured out your hearts over an anonymous internet name deserved to be punked.
F uck Dorkman and Spank are probably one and the same.
I lay prostrate at the feet of Spank, a true GR legend
Edgey
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[QUOTE=edgey]Hi
Spank is a legend and all you muppets who poured out your hearts over an anonymous internet name deserved to be punked.
F uck Dorkman and Spank are probably one and the same.
I lay prostrate at the feet of Spank, a true GR legend
Edgey[/QUOTE]
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest my armpits and pubic hair for all eternity if I am Spank......
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[QUOTE=dorkman53]May the fleas of a thousand camels infest my armpits and pubic hair for all eternity if I am Spank......[/QUOTE]
He he he ha he ha!
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You got every last one of us, Spank. And we eulogized someone we don't even like. We need another mod around here. You should take the job.
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[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]You got every last one of us, Spank. And we eulogized someone we don't even like. We need another mod around here. You should take the job.[/QUOTE]
I don't even like the SOB. He reminds me too much of Brian Keenan.......
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A Knights tale was the lamest movie Heath Ledger took on, and that's saying something as all his movies are stinkeroos. For Wiggle to use a quote from that movie elevates him to a new level of lamearseness.
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Dorky, you will never understand it.
You are what you are, but you are a different animal than us dudes that make the world go around. I am a General Contractor involved in construction, and your posts just piss me off, and they probably piss off most of the men around the world.
Dorky, you are never being rude or starting trouble, but there is something about you that just pisses me off.
You are definitely not out looking for trouble, and you must be a pretty nice guy in person, I am quite sure...
Oh hell no!!!
If you pulled your crap on my construction site, you would spend lunch hour in the port a potty/john.
At the end of lunch, I would knock the blue portapotty on its side, and let you squirm for a minute.. then I would let you out, take a hose to you for a couple of minutes, and send you back to work... been there, done that.
But I digress, you would never be on a construction site.
We are different, and that is what makes the world go around.
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[QUOTE=Not a hacker]A Knights tale was the lamest movie Heath Ledger took on, and that's saying something as all his movies are stinkeroos. For Wiggle to use a quote from that movie elevates him to a new level of lamearseness.[/QUOTE]
Take your gay ass movie opinions to the off topic forum.
I loved that movie.
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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Dorky, you will never understand it.
You are what you are, but you are a different animal than us dudes that make the world go around. I am a General Contractor involved in construction, and your posts just piss me off, and they probably piss off most of the men around the world.
Dorky, you are never being rude or starting trouble, but there is something about you that just pisses me off.
You are definitely not out looking for trouble, and you must be a pretty nice guy in person, I am quite sure...
Oh hell no!!!
If you pulled your crap on my construction site, you would spend lunch hour in the port a potty/john.
At the end of lunch, I would knock the blue portapotty on its side, and let you squirm for a minute.. then I would let you out, take a hose to you for a couple of minutes, and send you back to work... been there, done that.
But I digress, you would never be on a construction site.
We are different, and that is what makes the world go around.[/QUOTE]
Wait just a minute here, mister! All of this being stuffed in the porta-potty is well and good, but for years you have been promising me a good old fashioned ass kicking. I'm trusting that you are a man of your word; none of this blue chemical tainted weak substitute stuff. I want my posterior kicked by a man with REAL calves........
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[QUOTE=dorkman53]Wait just a minute here, mister! All of this being stuffed in the porta-potty is well and good, but for years you have been promising me a good old fashioned ass kicking. I'm trusting that you are a man of your word; none of this blue chemical tainted weak substitute stuff. I want my posterior kicked by a man with REAL calves........[/QUOTE]
Yeah a real man would kick your @ss. Stuffing someone in a porta-loo is definitely the gay @rsed option of a weak minded faggot retard.
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He reappears post mortem moreso than Tupac and Elvis do for new albums.
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[QUOTE=connecticutter]He reappears post mortem moreso than Tupac and Elvis do for new albums.[/QUOTE]
But the royalties paid to my estate for appearances on GR are.....uh.......slightly less than those received from selling CD's, I'm told.
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to be honest.... looking back this was prob the best and funniest prank anyone has ever pulled on GR... i really do think as annoying as spank is... this is really one of his best ideas ever...
as far as best thread is concerned, i would say Ben's "farewell speech" or Beth's "matchplay" are easily the best threads ever created...
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shame on all you ****ers who thought i was spank... cheers edgey mate nice one for trying to convince everyone that i was the dork murderer... welcome back DM53
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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]
I digress... I am golfing again.[/QUOTE]
Spanq, are those iron head covers in that photo?
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