The Official noshuz vs. famousdavis thread....

[QUOTE=famousdavis]I could do this Friday but I think it's supposed to rain. We'll have to wait and see. I don't need to practice.[/QUOTE]

USD$5000 says you don't even turn up.

[quote=Mizuno>Ping]USD$5000 says you don't even turn up.[/quote]
Keep your money. He'll show up and we'll play. That is if mother nature will ever cooperate. We're getting pounded with storms.....

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]USD$5000 says you don't even turn up.[/QUOTE]

Sounds good to me. Please bring cash with you, dummy.

[quote=famousdavis]Sounds good to me. Please bring cash with you, dummy.[/quote]

Yer buyin' lunch then......:cool:

[QUOTE=noshuz]Yer buyin' lunch then......:cool:[/QUOTE]

If he brings $5,000 then we'll go to Ruth's Chris.

[quote=famousdavis]If he brings $5,000 then we'll go to Ruth's Chris.[/quote]

Sweet! Bring it on Miz>Ping!...Ya! I don't think he'll show either!.......

[QUOTE=noshuz]Sweet! Bring it on Miz>Ping!...Ya! I don't think he'll show either!.......[/QUOTE]

Gambling is illegal and i never don't show up.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Gambling is illegal and i never don't show up.[/QUOTE]

Shouldn't that read. "Gambling is illlegal and I always show up"?

I think Dorkman or even Lorenzo would be able to enlighten you on the use of a double negative.

[quote=oldplayer]Shouldn't that read. "Gambling is illlegal and I always show up"?

I think Dorkman or even Lorenzo would be able to enlighten you on the use of a double negative.[/quote]

OP, You'll have to excuse my dyslexic friend Yoda aka FamousDavis. Sometimes he don't tolk to goodly.....While I'm skooling him on the golf course, I'll work on his grammer as well......:cool:

[QUOTE=noshuz]OP, You'll have to excuse my dyslexic friend Yoda aka FamousDavis. Sometimes he don't tolk to goodly.....While I'm skooling him on the golf course, I'll work on his grammer as well......:cool:[/QUOTE]

He probably lets his golf do the talking. :)

[quote=oldplayer]He probably lets his golf do the talking. :)[/quote]

We shall see!:eek:

[QUOTE=noshuz]We shall see!:eek:[/QUOTE]

Anyway I haven't wished you good luck. I know this started out as a purely social game but it was always going to escalate.
There are some questions to be answered. For example, will he play the Ping Eye 2's? Will he hit every green in reg? Will you have to jostle your way through the gathering crowd of on-lookers?
Sould be fun....... and ..........Good luck, :D

[quote=oldplayer]Anyway I haven't wished you good luck. I know this started out as a purely social game but it was always going to escalate.
There are some questions to be answered. For example, will he play the Ping Eye 2's? Will he hit every green in reg? Will you have to jostle your way through the gathering crowd of on-lookers?
Sould be fun....... and ..........Good luck, :D[/quote]

Thank you kind sir! Yes it will be a hoot!

[QUOTE=oldplayer]Shouldn't that read. "Gambling is illlegal and I always show up"?

I think Dorkman or even Lorenzo would be able to enlighten you on the use of a double negative.[/QUOTE]


I toot in your general direction

[QUOTE=oldplayer]Shouldn't that read. "Gambling is illlegal and I always show up"?

I think Dorkman or even Lorenzo would be able to enlighten you on the use of a double negative.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't fail to not discourage not using double or multiple negatives as long as, rather than not failing, the writer succeeds at avoiding not creating an absensce of clarity. Clarity, it goes without saying, at least I find complete certainty in this no matter what others might say, not that their opinions matter, even if they do to some extent, is key.

So it's yes and no.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]I wouldn't fail to not discourage not using double or multiple negatives as long as, rather than not failing, the writer succeeds at avoiding not creating an absensce of clarity. Clarity, it goes without saying, at least I find complete certainty in this no matter what others might say, not that their opinions matter, even if they do to some extent, is key.

So it's yes and no.[/QUOTE]

Hot diggity dog, you sound just like George W. Bush.

This is my first post on this site, but I have to say, famousdavis has some of the funniest reviews I've ever read on this site. In my experience, the guys who say they are "the best ballstriker ever", are pretty poor golfers, and pretty gay to boot. Double Whammy. I will now take a seat and STFU, as I'm sure I will hear soon enough on this site, but before I go, a few parting words...

Calling hitting range balls "Throwing Darts" is a B!tchmove
Saying "I could play on tour, but I don't believe in playing for money" is a B!tchmove
Last but not least, saying "I'm the best ballstriker on this website" is an uber B!tchmove.

Later,
TheDood

[quote=TheDood]This is my first post on this site, but I have to say, famousdavis has some of the funniest reviews I've ever read on this site. In my experience, the guys who say they are "the best ballstriker ever", are pretty poor golfers, and pretty gay to boot. Double Whammy. I will now take a seat and STFU, as I'm sure I will hear soon enough on this site, but before I go, a few parting words...

Calling hitting range balls "Throwing Darts" is a B!tchmove
Saying "I could play on tour, but I don't believe in playing for money" is a B!tchmove
Last but not least, saying "I'm the best ballstriker on this website" is an uber B!tchmove.

Later,
TheDood[/quote]

Good job Spank....

So, what's the status on this match. NoShuz, you healthy enough to play now? Weather still getting in the way. Let's get this show on the road!

[quote=KoolCat]So, what's the status on this match. NoShuz, you healthy enough to play now? Weather still getting in the way. Let's get this show on the road![/quote]

Ya the freekin weather is nuts! It's raining like hell again. I haven't talked to FD about it lately but I'm thinking next week 2/5 I'll take off a couple hours early from work and we'll play. Not to worry! It'll happen.

[QUOTE=noshuz]Not to worry! It'll happen.[/QUOTE]

Yup, when Larry accepts that he is the GR idiot.

[quote=Mizuno>Ping]Yup, when Larry accepts that he is the GR idiot.[/quote]

Aaah come on! It WILL happen. It's really not that big of deal anyway. Hell, FD lives less than 10 miles from me. To think I've lived this close to the best ball striker that ever lived and never had the pleasure of seeing him swing.....Or maybe I have and just didn't know It was him!.....:cool:

Where abouts are you two playing? city/state???

[quote=indacup]Where abouts are you two playing? city/state???[/quote]
Sacramento / CAL

[QUOTE=noshuz]Ya the freekin weather is nuts! It's raining like hell again. I haven't talked to FD about it lately but I'm thinking next week 2/5 I'll take off a couple hours early from work and we'll play. Not to worry! It'll happen.[/QUOTE]

2/5 should work so we'll talk about it soon. The next Friday would work as well. I might have one of my hotties caddie for me.

[quote=famousdavis]2/5 should work so we'll talk about it soon. The next Friday would work as well. I might have one of my hotties caddie for me.[/quote]

What a coincidence. I too have a hottie that can caddie for me. She offered even before I brought it up.....

[QUOTE=noshuz]What a coincidence. I too have a hottie that can caddie for me. She offered even before I brought it up.....[/QUOTE]

Fking hell, Davis. Give noshuz 1-2-3 strokes and call it fair. (1 stroke for par 3, 2 for par 4, 3 for par 5) After all, how can a double-digit handicapper compete against the best ballstriker, according to his associates ?

Personally, I believe you do not possess the balls to give such stroking.

[SIZE="6"]PUSSSY ! [/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]Fking hell, Davis. Give noshuz 1-2-3 strokes and call it fair. (1 stroke for par 3, 2 for par 4, 3 for par 5) After all, how can a double-digit handicapper compete against the best ballstriker, according to his associates ?

Personally, I believe you do not possess the balls to give such stroking.

[SIZE="6"]PUSSSY ! [/SIZE][/QUOTE]
i need to see pictures of the 2 hottie caddies...who cares about the strokes, total scores are all important then compare...

[quote=Donald Jackson]i need to see pictures of the 2 hottie caddies...who cares about the strokes, total scores are all important then compare...[/quote] [ATTACH]2342[/ATTACH]............

[QUOTE=noshuz][ATTACH]2342[/ATTACH]............[/QUOTE]
is that a pic of Davis? i bet his irons are prettier then he is...

[QUOTE=Donald Jackson]is that a pic of Davis? i bet his irons are prettier then he is...[/QUOTE]

No, I never wear eye shadow when I cross dress.

So when the hell is this match going to HAPPEN???

Omen

[QUOTE=noshuz]I just gotta ask. What does your question have to do with the quote from FD??[/QUOTE]
nothing my brother, carry on and take down mr davis as he is famous...

This Friday it looks like. Pictures, video, and commentary are all musts.

Whoever said the winner should get a virginia ham, wasn't the winning food on this board a turkey?

[QUOTE=Mward2002]This Friday it looks like. Pictures, video, and commentary are all musts.

Whoever said the winner should get a virginia ham, wasn't the winning food on this board a turkey?[/QUOTE]


Turkey's almost always inedible. I vote for Ham instead of Turkey. Oso Bucco would be even better. Veal stuffed manicotti is also be a good option.

[quote=famousdavis]So, is the game still on for the first week in March? On another note, I think it's OK to brag about ball striking. However, I think bragging about how much money you have or how little money other people have is pretty lame. Same goes for intelligence. I mean, I know I'm smarter than just about everyone on this board but I would never come out and say it. Geez.[/quote]

Why thanks for asking! Yes! I see no reason, other some more fuking rain that would keep us from doing so. You're still looking at a Friday? the 5th or 12th correct?

Yep, the 5th or 12th. Whenever it doesn't rain. I don't want to ruin my $450 leather Ping tour bag.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Yep, the 5th or 12th. Whenever it doesn't rain. [B]I don't want to ruin my $450 leather Ping tour bag.[/B][/QUOTE]
I'm afraid you do that just by standing next to it.

I think this thread needs to be stickied.

[quote=golfaholic]I think this thread needs to be stickied.[/quote]

Thank You golfaholic.
I think that even FD will feel the gratification that comes with being Stickied. Not only did this Official Noshuz vs. Famousdavis thread surpass the 100 mark but now we're stickied.
I am indeed happy and proud to receive such a gift. I think I'm going to change my name to FamousNoshuz.....:cool:

IT'S FRIDAY... RAINING IN CHARLESTON. But who the hell cares what's going on here.

GR'ers WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE MATCH. PHUCK WHY ISN'T GOLF CHANNEL COVERING THIS?

Omen

[quote=Omen2]IT'S FRIDAY... RAINING IN CHARLESTON. But who the hell cares what's going on here.

GR'ers WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE MATCH. PHUCK WHY ISN'T GOLF CHANNEL COVERING THIS?

Omen[/quote]

Yes it's raining here too Omen. To find out what the latest and greatest with the match, all you need to do is SCROLL DOWN. Two or three ways to do so. If your mouse has a wheel on it, you'll want to roll that bad boy back TOWARD you. The second way would be to left click and HOLD the SCROLL BAR on the right. The third way would be to use the ARROW button DOWN. Don't forget to let up on the button when you get to where you want to be.
I hope this helps. 99% of amateurs do in fact know these techniques....

It looks as though the heavens are about to open here in SC. But since I'm a man, I'm putting on the rain gear, going outside and playing f.ucking golf. Go ahead, make a big f.ucking joke about the italian that says he's a man so he plays golf in the rain. Not everything is funny, you know. (Went to Riv yesterday - details to follow).

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]It looks as though the heavens are about to open here in SC. But since I'm a man, I'm putting on the rain gear, going outside and playing f.ucking golf. Go ahead, make a big f.ucking joke about the italian that says he's a man so he plays golf in the rain. Not everything is funny, you know. (Went to Riv yesterday - details to follow).[/QUOTE]

Hey Zo, Just curious. Do you listen to the Mark & Brian radio show down there? They're out of LA.

[QUOTE=noshuz]Hey Zo, Just curious. Do you listen to the Mark & Brian radio show down there? They're out of LA.[/QUOTE]

There was a time I did, but not for a few years. I remember that Brian really seemed to get alot of poon.

what does it mean when it is a sticky?

This is ironic, It's actually sunny up in Portland. In fact we had one of the warmest Januarys on the books. I hope this doesn't mean a wet spring....

[quote=poe4soul]This is ironic, It's actually sunny up in Portland. In fact we had one of the warmest Januarys on the books. I hope this doesn't mean a wet spring....[/quote]

Ya we got the tropical push right now rather than the "Oregon Mist". A balmy 58 degrees F @ 11:00am. Getting windy. I'm thinkin I should go windsurfing since I can't golf....:cool:

[QUOTE=Donald Jackson]what does it mean when it is a sticky?[/QUOTE]

It means she's anot adrinking enough awater.

[QUOTE=noshuz]Thank You golfaholic.
I think that even FD will feel the gratification that comes with being Stickied. Not only did this Official Noshuz vs. Famousdavis thread surpass the 100 mark but now we're stickied.
I am indeed happy and proud to receive such a gift. I think I'm going to change my name to FamousNoshuz.....:cool:[/QUOTE]

Hah. I'll make an announcement with the results of the match after it's played too!!!


Be sure to get pics!

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]It looks as though the heavens are about to open here in SC. But since I'm a man, [B][I]I'm putting on the rain gear, going outside and playing f.ucking golf[/I][/B]. Go ahead, make a big f.ucking joke about the italian that says he's a man so he plays golf in the rain. Not everything is funny, you know. (Went to Riv yesterday - details to follow).[/QUOTE]

A man after my own heart. I get pi$$ed off when other players cry off due to a little rain. Why the f.uck do we all own expensive rain gear and flash umbrellas???

Just get out there and PLAY FF sake!!!!

[B]I get pi$$ed off when other players cry off due to a little rain. Why the f.uck do we all own expensive rain gear and flash umbrellas???[/B]
I'm not crying and I don't have expensive rain gear....


[B]Just get out there and PLAY FF sake!!!
[/B] Cuz it aint that important......:cool:

[QUOTE=noshuz][B]I get pi$$ed off when other players cry off due to a little rain. Why the f.uck do we all own expensive rain gear and flash umbrellas???[/B]
I'm not crying and I don't have expensive rain gear....


[B]Just get out there and PLAY FF sake!!!
[/B] Cuz it aint that important......:cool:[/QUOTE]

I wasn't referring to you and FD. If you get a prolonged period of rain in the middle of winter and the course turns to mush there is no point playing. There's no fun in that.

Even though we have been ging through a proonged drought in my part of the world, we got some good rain this week, and playing in bad conditions was something I was actually looking forward to. As long as the course is open and playable, I don't worry about rain. I leave it up to the starters as to whether I can play or not. One thing I've noticed about rainy days, is the guys that bich about it are the unorganised ones who don't have a rain cover for the bag, usually don't have wet weather gear, and usually have some shitty old umbrella that looks like a strong breeze would blow it to bits. As long as you can keep your feet, body and golf grips reasonably dry, rain isn't a big deal. One good thing about rain is half the field usually pulls out at the first drop of rain so it makes for a fast game for those with a bit of ticker.

[QUOTE=noshuz]Thank You golfaholic.
I think that even FD will feel the gratification that comes with being Stickied. Not only did this Official Noshuz vs. Famousdavis thread surpass the 100 mark but now we're stickied.
I am indeed happy and proud to receive such a gift. I think I'm going to change my name to FamousNoshuz.....:cool:[/QUOTE]

I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier. By the way, don't even think about using any part of my name or I'll be contacting my intellectual property attorney. It's bad enough that I have to school people on the course much less school them on proprietary matters.

On another note, Karsten Jr. should sue McCarron for causing this whole mess that led to Phil taking the Eye 2 LW out of this bag. We all know it's the best LW ever manufactured. Well mates, I'm off to some wine tasting and cheese followed by a possible round in the Napa valley. If only life could be this good for everyone.

[quote=famousdavis]I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier. By the way, don't even think about using any part of my name or I'll be contacting my intellectual property attorney. It's bad enough that I have to school people on the course much less school them on proprietary matters.

On another note, Karsten Jr. should sue McCarron for causing this whole mess that led to Phil taking the Eye 2 LW out of this bag. We all know it's the best LW ever manufactured. Well mates, I'm off to some wine tasting and cheese followed by a possible round in the Napa valley. If only life could be this good for everyone.[/quote]

Ya I guess I just wasn't thinking when I said I would alter my name. I wouldn't want to mar the noshuz family name.
I like the Plymouth/Fairplay area for red wine. Some of the best red wines on the planet comes from there. Story, Latchum, Fitzpatrick, Silver Leaf to name a few. They're a lil' more down to earth there and unlike Napa, you don't have to pay for tasting......:cool:

[QUOTE=Not a hacker]Even though we have been ging through a proonged drought in my part of the world, we got some good rain this week, and playing in bad conditions was something I was actually looking forward to. As long as the course is open and playable, I don't worry about rain. I leave it up to the starters as to whether I can play or not. One thing I've noticed about rainy days, is the guys that bich about it are the unorganised ones who don't have a rain cover for the bag, usually don't have wet weather gear, and usually have some shitty old umbrella that looks like a strong breeze would blow it to bits. As long as you can keep your feet, body and golf grips reasonably dry, rain isn't a big deal. One good thing about rain is half the field usually pulls out at the first drop of rain so it makes for a fast game for those with a bit of ticker.[/QUOTE]

I've only quit a game once when it was raining so heavily and constantly that we were drowned rats at the end of the front nine. We were soaked through, our gloves were sodden, all the grips on our clubs were wet and none of us could mark our scorecards which were rapidly turning into paper mache.

We decided to pack it in after nine.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]I've only quit a game once when it was raining so heavily and constantly that we were drowned rats at the end of the front nine. We were soaked through, our gloves were sodden, all the grips on our clubs were wet and none of us could mark our scorecards which were rapidly turning into paper mache.

We decided to pack it in after nine.[/QUOTE]

It is likewise also very rare to stop playing a round because of rain with my mates. I remember one time several years ago when it was so wet I hit a 3 wood off the deck and there was so much water between the clubface and the ball it it just squirted of low and right about 30 metres. If you just can't hit shots, or putt through lakes on the green there is not much point in continuing.

I love playing in the rain but you have to walk. It's the only way you can keep things dry. A couple of extra towels and gloves along with hanging things on the underside of your umbrella helps.

The problem at my home course is portions are almost surrounded by streams that can become impassable in a moderate rain. If you don't cross in time, you might end up having to wait things out, which can take hours.

[QUOTE=oldplayer]It is likewise also very rare to stop playing a round because of rain with my mates. I remember one time several years ago when it was so wet I hit a 3 wood off the deck and there was so much water between the clubface and the ball it it just squirted of low and right about 30 metres. If you just can't hit shots, or putt through lakes on the green there is not much point in continuing.[/QUOTE]


That's nothing. Once I had to finish the last 3 holes using an inflatable raft.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]That's nothing. Once I had to finish the last 3 holes using an inflatable raft.[/QUOTE]


I'm fairly sure noone here would question your ability to inflate it.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]I'm fairly sure noone here would question your ability to inflate it.[/QUOTE]

He said a raft - not a hot air balloon.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]He said a raft - not a hot air balloon.[/QUOTE]

Actually it was a love doll named Shayla that doubled as a raft. By the time I finished 18 she was deflated and I was heartbroken. However, after utilizing some duct tape and an air compressor at the local gas station she was good as new.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Actually it was a love doll named Shayla that doubled as a raft. By the time I finished 18 she was deflated and I was heartbroken. However, after utilizing some duct tape and an air compressor at the local gas station she was good as new.[/QUOTE]

You wanna try some helium gas. Then you can brag to your buddies about how she was floating three feet above the bed following sex.

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]You wanna try some helium gas. Then you can brag to your buddies about how she was floating three feet above the bed following sex.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget the permanent smile on her face.

When is this match going down? Weather looks good over there for the next several days, except for tomorrow. Let's do this already!

[QUOTE=KoolCat]When is this match going down? Weather looks good over there for the next several days, except for tomorrow. Let's do this already![/QUOTE]

We already set the date. It's going to be either March 5th or March 12th. If it's sunny on the 5th that's when we'll play. I guess this is "hello world".

[quote=famousdavis]We already set the date. It's going to be either March 5th or March 12th. If it's sunny on the 5th that's when we'll play. I guess this is "hello world".[/quote]

What he said......:cool:

[QUOTE=noshuz]What he said......:cool:[/QUOTE]
KICK SOME BUTT noshuz:thumbsup:

[QUOTE=famousdavis]We already set the date. It's going to be either March 5th or March 12th. If it's sunny on the 5th that's when we'll play. I guess this is "hello world".[/QUOTE]

What he really meant when he said that was: "hello skanks."

[quote=lorenzoinoc]What he really meant when he said that was: "hello skanks."[/quote]

What he said.......:cool:

[QUOTE=HackDaddy57]KICK SOME BUTT noshuz:thumbsup:[/QUOTE]

Go bite a queef

March the 5th? This is a gam e of golf, not a wedding. Get out there and get it on already.

I thought the date was gonna be FEB 5th??? A month delay??? :rolleyes:

LOL....this event is never gonna happen...I hear the sound of feet back peddling 1900 miles away.

[QUOTE=indacup]I thought the date was gonna be FEB 5th??? A month delay??? :rolleyes:

LOL....this event is never gonna happen...I hear the sound of feet back peddling 1900 miles away.[/QUOTE]

Actually, it's the sound of your heart beating faster at the thought of being in the presence of the greatest ballstriker ever. Dream on.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Actually, it's the sound of your heart beating faster at the thought of being in the presence of the greatest ballstriker ever. Dream on.[/QUOTE]

I'm looking forward, with bated breath, to 6th March when we hear reports back about this monumental event. Come to think of it do either of you have a video camera. A few shots would be great! :D

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]I'm looking forward, with bated breath, to 6th March when we hear reports back about this monumental event. [B]Come to think of it do either of you have a video camera. A few shots would be great! :D[/B][/QUOTE]
I'd certainly like to see some more examples of Shuz' sartorial splendour. He seems to like to go for the ultra fashionable homeless deadbeat look on the golf course (just messin with ya Shuz, but you should have known better than to admit to that photo).

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]I'm looking forward, with bated breath, to 6th March when we hear reports back about this monumental event. Come to think of it do either of you have a video camera. A few shots would be great! :D[/QUOTE]

I got a Flip video camera for Christmas and it's very easy to use so I will try to remember to bring it. We still need to decide where we're going to play. I'm kind of surprised I don't have the majority of people rooting for me. I've tried to be impartial and a great contributor to this forum so I'd appreciate some sponsorship.

[quote=Not a hacker]I'd certainly like to see some more examples of Shuz' sartorial splendour. [B] He seems to like to go for the ultra fashionable homeless deadbeat look on the golf course [/B](just messin with ya Shuz, but you should have known better than to admit to that photo).[/quote]

Ya I gotta admit that photo wasn't the best of me but I didn't think it would matter much showing a buncha buttheads like you guys.
Yes we'll take pics. I'll have my wife dress me that day. She says I clean up pretty good for a homeless deadbeat......Man you guys are brutal! :D

[quote=famousdavis]I got a Flip video camera for Christmas and it's very easy to use so I will try to remember to bring it. We still need to decide where we're going to play. I'm kind of surprised I don't have the majority of people rooting for me. I've tried to be impartial and a great contributor to this forum so I'd appreciate some sponsorship.[/quote]

Hey FD. Have ya made it out to play in the mud? I went to THE goat track Monday. You know the one. Very muddy and I'm really rusty but I finished strong and parred the last 3 holes. It's the first time playing 18 (if you wanna call it a legit 18) in a month. I'd like to play Mather, Bing or Ancil. Bing probably best for me since I'm coming from work but that's a step beyond goat track in your eyes I'm sure.
Oh and I sent Valentines cards to every one on the board. That's why I have so much support. Geez maybe I should have been a politician! ......:cool:

Well we're 2-3 weeks away from "the match". I wish I was feeling better about my game. With all this down time I've forgotten how to swing a f ucking club. Thank God my short game is still there 'cause I'm gonna be leaning on it hard and heavy. Hey FD you wanna just go play miniature golf instead? They might even have patty melts there! :D

[QUOTE=famousdavis]I got a Flip video camera for Christmas and it's very easy to use so I will try to remember to bring it. We still need to decide where we're going to play. I'm kind of surprised I don't have the majority of people rooting for me. I've tried to be impartial and a great contributor to this forum so I'd appreciate some sponsorship.[/QUOTE]

How are you liking it? It's beginning to appear in my circle of friends with claims of captured embarassment and potential stardom on YouTube minutes later. Is that true? Have you ruined anyone yet?

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]How are you liking it? It's beginning to appear in my circle of friends with claims of captured embarassment and potential stardom on YouTube minutes later. Is that true? Have you ruined anyone yet?[/QUOTE]

It's very easy to use but the best feature is the ability to just plug it into you computer via USB and then use the software the comes with it. You can take several videos that you've made, choose the ones you want and then the software will automatically blend them all together and make a movie. You can choose music as a background as well. I thought I would use something cool like Lionel Ritchie for the golf video.

[quote=famousdavis]It's very easy to use but the best feature is the ability to just plug it into you computer via USB and then use the software the comes with it. You can take several videos that you've made, choose the ones you want and then the software will automatically blend them all together and make a movie. You can choose music as a background as well. I thought I would use something cool like Lionel Ritchie for the golf video.[/quote]

Lionel Ritchie? WTF? Please! just kill me now!

[QUOTE=noshuz]Lionel Ritchie? WTF? Please! just kill me now![/QUOTE]

OK, if you don't like Lionel Ritchie I've got some old Air Supply albums we can use. I thought we could wear matching outfits as well. How about Tiger colors, black and red. On a more serious note, how about Ancil Hoffman on the 5th?

[quote=famousdavis]OK, if you don't like Lionel Ritchie I've got some old Air Supply albums we can use. I thought we could wear matching outfits as well. How about Tiger colors, black and red. On a more serious note, how about Ancil Hoffman on the 5th?[/quote]
Ancil sounds fine. It's probably going to be the driest of the few I'd like to play. I'll be wearing lederhosen, a red carnation and playing bagpipes on the first tee. I shouldn't be hard to spot. If all else fails, look for the small calves.
Seriously though, The 5th is fine. It looks good weather wise. I'm probably going to take the day off so an early tee time would be good. PM me as we get closer and we can hash all that out.
Although my game sucks as of late, I'm looking forward to this!.....:cool:

Oh and ABBA would be a good choice for music....

[QUOTE=noshuz]Lionel Ritchie? WTF? Please! just kill me now![/QUOTE]

When you arrive at the course FD will sing out "Hello - is it me you're looking for?"

His ball striking is as solid as a "BRICK - HOUSE". If that turns out to be the case beating you will be "Easy, Easy like a Sunday Morning".

But if he turns out to be a phony and you beat him you'll be "Dancing on the Ceiling", "All Night Long".

[quote=Kiwi Player]When you arrive at the course FD will sing out "Hello - is it me you're looking for?"

His ball striking is as solid as a "BRICK - HOUSE". If that turns out to be the case beating you will be "Easy, Easy like a Sunday Morning".

But if he turns out to be a phony and you beat him you'll be "Dancing on the Ceiling", "All Night Long".[/quote]

HA! Oh man that was bad!:D

[QUOTE=famousdavis]It's very easy to use but the best feature is the ability to just plug it into you computer via USB and then use the software the comes with it. You can take several videos that you've made, choose the ones you want and then the software will automatically blend them all together and make a movie. You can choose music as a background as well. I thought I would use something cool like Lionel Ritchie for the golf video.[/QUOTE]

FD, judging from some of your posts I have come to a conclusion -- if you did not choose to play those PING shovel POS irons, you could be my alias on this board or at the least a long lost brother. We have some similar tastes in movies and music. Lionel Richie's music is indeed very cool.

And, while I am a bit more humble about my golf skills, just give me about 5 more years whenever I am hitting in the low 70s and we'll be similar in that department as well.

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[quote=SoonerBS]FD, judging from some of your posts I have come to a conclusion -- if you did not choose to play those PING shovel POS irons, you could be my alias on this board or at the least a long lost brother. We have some similar tastes in movies and music. Lionel Richie's music is indeed very cool.

And, while I am a bit more humble about my golf skills, just give me about 5 more years whenever I am hitting in the low 70s and we'll be similar in that department as well.

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Sounds like you have a BFF FD!

[QUOTE=Kiwi Player]When you arrive at the course FD will sing out "Hello - is it me you're looking for?"

His ball striking is as solid as a "BRICK - HOUSE". If that turns out to be the case beating you will be "Easy, Easy like a Sunday Morning".

But if he turns out to be a phony and you beat him you'll be "Dancing on the Ceiling", "All Night Long".[/QUOTE]

LOL. My kind of humor. If I beat him, I'll do the Eddie Murphy version of..."Ya unce, dice tee times a mady..."

[quote=famousdavis]LOL. My kind of humor. If I beat him, I'll do the Eddie Murphy version of..."Ya unce, dice tee times a mady..."[/quote]

Come on ova here Cleatus! You'll walk ova here, but you'll limp back!

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]FD, judging from some of your posts I have come to a conclusion -- if you did not choose to play those PING shovel POS irons, you could be my alias on this board or at the least a long lost brother. We have some similar tastes in movies and music. Lionel Richie's music is indeed very cool.

And, while I am a bit more humble about my golf skills, just give me about 5 more years whenever I am hitting in the low 70s and we'll be similar in that department as well.

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Hey, if I didn't play the PING POS I wouldn't score low. Lionel Richie is cool and I'm proud to admit it. Who doesn't start shaking their hips to Dancing on the Ceiling? Music today sucks compared to the old days. Kool & the Gang, The Cars, Supertramp, ELO, the list goes on and on. Village People had a few good ones as well. Nowadays all you've got is little teen ho's singing crap or some gangsta like Flo Rida. I actually like Lady Ga Ga but someone told me she was once a dude. I can't really see that but you never know.

[QUOTE=famousdavis]Hey, if I didn't play the PING POS I wouldn't score low. Lionel Richie is cool and I'm proud to admit it. Who doesn't start shaking their hips to Dancing on the Ceiling? Music today sucks compared to the old days. Kool & the Gang, The Cars, Supertramp, ELO, the list goes on and on. Village People had a few good ones as well. Nowadays all you've got is little teen ho's singing crap or some gangsta like Flo Rida. I actually like Lady Ga Ga but someone told me she was once a dude. I can't really see that but you never know.[/QUOTE]

To be honest I CAN"T STAND Lionel Richie. There is a concert event here known as The Mission Concert (it's a winery) and every year tickets go on sale without knowing who the artist is but demand is so high people just take their chances. My wife bought tickets last year and it turned out to be LR - OMG!!! :eek:

I was talking to a Tour Guide about the concert and he was bragging about how it's NEVER been rained off in 30 years. Well, I did a little rain dance and the weather gods answered my prayers and it p.issed down with rain and Lionel was cancelled with a full ticket refund. First time in 30 years! Hallelujah baby! The minute it was cancelled I was 'Dancing on the Ceiling'.

Well we're a week and half away. What time do you feel like playing thar buddy? Ima thinkin' 'bout 9am?

The course we're playing is pretty tough but doable as long as you stay out of the trees. The greens are usually nice and not too fast. They're rolling at 8.7 right now and should be a little faster by the 5th. Last time I played there in October I shot 90 and played crappy. I need to have a good round and FD a bad round for this to be close. My HC is 16.2 right now. I've been in a definite slump lately but with the Ahaa I had yesterday followed be the discussion this morning I'm ready to unleash hell.....

6794 from the Blue Tees
Rating 72.8
Slope 128

[QUOTE=noshuz]Well we're a week and half away. What time do you feel like playing thar buddy? Ima thinkin' 'bout 9am?[/QUOTE]

9am sounds great.

Well well NS, its good to see you've picked up the gauntlet and (ala Mr3W) are defending the honor of the game... it sounds like you're not expecting the several feet of (additional) snow set to pound us east coast buds - Beat 'em down, and then kick 'em...

[quote=noshuz]The course we're playing is pretty tough but doable as long as you stay out of the trees. The greens are usually nice and not too fast. They're rolling at 8.7 right now and should be a little faster by the 5th. Last time I played there in October I shot 90 and played crappy. I need to have a good round and FD a bad round for this to be close. My HC is 16.2 right now. I've been in a definite slump lately but with the Ahaa I had yesterday followed be the discussion this morning I'm ready to unleash hell.....

6794 from the Blue Tees
Rating 72.8
Slope 128[/quote]

[QUOTE=Regulation Guy]Well well NS, its good to see you've picked up the gauntlet and (ala Mr3W) are defending the honor of the game... it sounds like you're not expecting the several feet of (additional) snow set to pound us east coast buds - Beat 'em down, and then kick 'em...[/QUOTE]

This is not the post of a gentleman.

[quote=famousdavis]This is not the post of a gentleman.[/quote]

We've all got to do our part to encourage one another, and there's no harm in rootin' for NS ... we all know neither one of you will show up (I'm sure you've both got your reasons, justifications, rationalizations, etc.)

I'm not sure where you're going with your response Famous, can you be a bit clearer? Maybe Edgey or Fred could give you a pointer ...