SuperMatch I - IG vs. The master @ Portstewart

Before you start slagging off Ireland Monty Irleand is a tenth the size of America it has many unbeliveable players who can play gullopale Americans like you're self are so dumb you are forgetting the little fact that Europe beat patheic Americans 18 1/2 91/2 and the team had two of the finest players in the world Paraig Harrington and Darren Clarke if Clarke could putt he would be the best player in the world. And as if the Americans are ripping up the world rankings Tiger who dropped ot of #1 Davis Love had a great season.

It seems they spend about 1/10th as much on public education as they do in the US as well.

What on earth does gullopale mean?

You talk pretty big for a guy who is gonna have to ask dad nicely if he can adjust the car radio on the way to the big match.

[QUOTE=Montagle]Zap,

You don't want any part of teh matser. His grammar and spelling will give you a headache and there is no way he can be beat at golf.

Don't waste your time.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about that. Zap plays a mean game and he is sometimes challanged with the keyboard as well.

Zap, when I read your post I thought for a moment that someone else may have kidnapped your identity. I am surprised at you.

gullopale - the irish term for a bucket that is used to pick up sea gull ****. They are on all the links courses which the masterB has never played.

[QUOTE=Irishgolfer]LOL
Like shootin' fish in a barrel, eh Onetime?[/QUOTE]

Sorry IG. Some of this is just to easy. Nothing against you.

[QUOTE=onetime]Sorry IG. Some of this is just to easy. Nothing against you.[/QUOTE]

DITTO

bravo

[QUOTE=The master]Kilted Arab why don't you come over on sunday and play with us so I can put you're pathetic golf game to shame I mite not care about spelling but I would beat you round a golf course left handed. How about I give you my phone to phone someone who cares abot my spelling because I certinely don't.[/QUOTE]

No, you certainly don't. That is a part of what makes you a little kid.

And instead of cutting and pasting definitions of links golf from BBC websites, perhaps you should try your own definition?

Honestly, you should start paying me for all this advice.

shut it right up all of yous this thred isnt feir piking on my boy whose not rite this isnt rite so stop it NOW i am so mad at yous and wood punch all of yous if yous came here.

The match will never happen.

But anyways, here is the site that our new troll, bater, plagiarized from: [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/the_open/3008529.stm[/url]

The sad jackass can't even give his own definition of what links golf is, and the poor bastard lives in potato land itself...

Shameful.

spanked

[QUOTE=spanked]The match will never happen.

But anyways, here is the site that our new troll, bater, plagiarized from: [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/the_open/3008529.stm[/url]

The sad jackass can't even give his own definition of what links golf is, and the poor bastard lives in potato land itself...

Shameful.

spanked[/QUOTE]

you are the jackass spanky boy. someone else alredy said my boy copyed from bbc, so you are copying that person! HA! spanky jackass. and so what if my boy copyed from there it shows he reads about golf the game he loves perhap you shud read about it more insted of anoyying people.

[QUOTE=Mister Bater]you are the jackass spanky boy. someone else alredy said my boy copyed from bbc, so you are copying that person! HA! spanky jackass. and so what if my boy copyed from there it shows he reads about golf the game he loves perhap you shud read about it more insted of anoyying people.[/QUOTE]

It sure doesn't sound like Cornfeces, with all the "boy" and "jackass".

It must be somebody else.

[QUOTE=buddha33]It sure doesn't sound like Cornfeces, with all the "boy" and "jackass".

It must be somebody else.[/QUOTE]

what is cornfeces i am MISTER BATER it shuold show my name on your screen does it not work?

For the first time I heard the dulcid tones of The Master. And guess what? He's a 15/16 year old kid. Yes, he is for real!!! And his dad's car is big enough to fit a 30lb turkey!!

Anyway we have confirmed things for Sunday, so sit back gentlement and wait to be entertained.

Bravo
I expect a full page of odds by tomorrow. Ima gonna take a piece of that action myself!! :cool:

I'm off to practice my 8 iron stinger!

Im going to the range tommorow night and am only bringing my driver because if I can get the driver working for sunday it is just a normal sunday walk in the park feeding the ducks.
IG are you sure you can take care of the green fees according to Bravo they are quite expensive.

[QUOTE=Irishgolfer]For the first time I heard the dulcid tones of The Master. And guess what? He's a 15/16 year old kid. Yes, he is for real!!! And his dad's car is big enough to fit a 30lb turkey!!

Anyway we have confirmed things for Sunday, so sit back gentlement and wait to be entertained.

Bravo
I expect a full page of odds by tomorrow. Ima gonna take a piece of that action myself!! :cool:

I'm off to practice my 8 iron stinger![/QUOTE]

Did he speak like he types?

[QUOTE=The master]Im going to the range tommorow night and am only bringing my driver because if I can get the driver working for sunday it is just a normal sunday walk in the park feeding the ducks.
IG are you sure you can take care of the green fees according to Bravo they are quite expensive.[/QUOTE]

As you are so fabulously rich, you can pay. Sunday's rate for 16 year olds is £3,150.
Tell your dad to bring his Gold Card.
(btw The turkey will cost about £20, remember Fresh is best!)

You didn't give me a proper answer I was only saying I was rich to annoy montagle.

[QUOTE=The master]You didn't give me a proper answer I was only saying I was rich to annoy montagle.[/QUOTE]

I already told you it was my treat. You can get me a game down in Bangor as a return favour. One I kick your ass round a real golf course, it would be nice to kick it round a kid's course as well. I've never played Bangor GC, so it would be of interest to me.

I'm off to sharpen my tees!

btw it's pissing down here tonight. Better clear up for the w/e.

I will return the favour and you can come down and play Bangor next Sunday if you want it's pissing down here as well but real courses should dry out well. It doesn't matter what course you play at it's who is playing the course and I wil beat you round any course.

IG I just took a look out my window it's snowing down here is it the same up there.

[QUOTE=The master]IG I just took a look out my window it's snowing down here is it the same up there.[/QUOTE]

Hello son i hop yuo get a good veiw through the bars

[QUOTE=The master]You didn't give me a proper answer I was only saying I was rich to annoy montagle.[/QUOTE]

I must say I was laughing out loud at the manner you upset Montagle. He got really flustered, and he tried to hide it... I remember when he used to tell kids (like Phinizy) what was up...

I guess Jorge is now just a washed up old man allowing 15 year old jackasses like you (who can't spell) to back him down like he is a woman...

The master, I can kick your ass, but it was funny watching you take Montagle down a notch or two...

Thanks.

Preparations are underway. I have made room in my freezer for the turkey, I have looked up cook books and am starting to prepare a cranberry sauce. I have even invited more guests to Christmas dinner on the back of this 30lb’er. Remeber TM, get your mom to choose it. Fresh is best. ;)

As for the golf I am going to play the "psychological upper hand" card. I have only played about 60 holes of golf with no practice since the beginning of October. Despite that I am confident that the Master will crumble under the pressure of his first outing to a Links. Although he concocted an almost perfect definition of Links golf, he has yet to experience it. I will win holes with bogies, perhaps even double bogies. I am sure we will see some glimpses of magic but not enough from the Match Play kid. The excuses will fly, as will the clubs. This Fred Daly nonsense may intimidate some 16 year old, but I’ve been there and done that.

Bravo, where are the betting odds? I may have to take out a second mortgage on this game.

Before jumping the gun, the weather forecast is not brilliant (see links). The Master and I will agree by phone on Saturday night if the match is still on. If it is "pissing down" on Sunday it does not make sense for his dad to drive him 160 miles round trip to get soaked. Before I hear you all cry “fowl”, I am not playing in “pissing down” rain for anyone. Not The Master, Bravo, Monty etc.

We will reschedule for the following weekend.

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml[/url]

[url]http://www.meto.gov.uk/weather/europe/uk/nireland.html[/url] - click on Ballypatrick Forrest, that is closest to Portstewart

DAMNIT... .WHAT HAPPENED.... IT REALLY SUCKS... WELL HB WE WERENT THE FIRST WITH THE IDEA BUT WE WERE THE FIRST TO PULL IT OFF.

Actually I believe I met and played with Belly first... but i did drive some 500 miles for our match.

Omen