You guys suck

[QUOTE=Benguk]This is pretty funny. I hope you enjoy typing because you are doing a lot of it.[/QUOTE]

Sadly, i must agree with benjunk here. I wonder if Dorkman is this wordy in real life?

Nice. We broke 100 posts by the end of the day....

Good Job Benguk. Now, is there any way that you can flame the Martha Stewart forum? Those chicks are gettin' uppity after I made one lousy joke about her Cinnamon-Raisin Muffins!!!!!!

I don't even play golf anymore.

Wow!! You finally broke 90!! Congratulations!!

Keep up the practice.!!;)

[QUOTE=19handicap]yeah .. if i played for years and couldnt break 90 id quit too.
good luck with life douchebag.[/QUOTE]

I played for less than a year and a half btw. And also I have broke 90 on multiple occasions. I stopped playing in February. I can just tell all of you to...

Play on,
19

[QUOTE=Benguk]I played for less than a year and a half btw. And also I have broke 90 on multiple occasions. I stopped playing in February. I can just tell all of you to...

Play on,
19[/QUOTE]

so you are essentially the "rot" of golf.
you play for a year and a half, buy all the equipment, hundreds of golfballs, join a forum and then just quit - why? because you haven't got any better. because you didn't put any practice in. you expected to turn up to the course every now and again with your new equipment and just play better, shoot lower and feel happy. has tommysels done the same??

unlucky.

you'll probably quit everything else you do in life aswell....

there's always golf forums for you to visit tho!

ps. why are you even here if you do NOT play golf? this is what i find truly pathetic...

maybe i shall join an american football forum...

I didn't quit because I wanted to. I really got into baseball and couldn't handle both at once. I then got so into baseball I just stopped playing totally and I wish I did, but I don't have the passion for golf that I use to. It's pretty sad for me, I wish I still wanted to play, but I don't. I practiced endless hours at the range every day when I played and I was getting better, but then I picked up my baseball glove and haven't put it down since.

So are u willing to sell a couple of those boxes of Nike One Platinums?

15$ a box.....PM me......

[QUOTE=Benguk]I didn't quit because I wanted to. I really got into baseball and couldn't handle both at once. I then got so into baseball I just stopped playing totally and I wish I did, but I don't have the passion for golf that I use to. It's pretty sad for me, I wish I still wanted to play, but I don't. I practiced endless hours at the range every day when I played and I was getting better, but then I picked up my baseball glove and haven't put it down since.[/QUOTE]

and i'm sure you'll get really good at baseball and then quit that too...

i dont think idioticbizzare likes America much:)

I don't think so either. After he quits golf he will play cricket, not baseball. Ha. Cricket actually looks very fun, but I don't have the proper equipment to play.

[QUOTE=Besson]Is that pudgy faced kid really Bengunk?? I do not appreciate NOT being mentioned in his post concerning condescending older members. I know I personally attacked Bengunk on several occassions. Still I am overlooked.

Pretty good looking fat kid though. I would like to tap that ass.[/QUOTE]

lmao

Ben, I know that we were attacked in about every thread as moderators but you really sound like a dumbass in this thread. No matter what you say, this isn't going to have an effect on any one of these members. We made like 15 posts about this same topic.

We couldn't do anything to stop Lloyd either man. It's a golf message board, there's no chance on keeping douchebag's like this guy out.

19 just had that critisizm coming to himself because that kid sounded like a retard from reading some of his posts and comebacks. I mean, it was just bad.

We completely turned out backs on the site when that huge crisis came back, both of us did. We don't have anything on the moderators now because it just got worse when we came on.

Almost broke 40 on the back nine today. ENDY CHAVEZ BIATCH

[QUOTE=Benguk]I didn't quit because I wanted to. I really got into baseball and couldn't handle both at once. I then got so into baseball I just stopped playing totally and I wish I did, but I don't have the passion for golf that I use to. It's pretty sad for me, I wish I still wanted to play, but I don't. I practiced endless hours at the range every day when I played and I was getting better, but then I picked up my baseball glove and haven't put it down since.[/QUOTE]


Ben, what sports are left after baseball lol. You were in to skateboarding, football, baseball, golf, poker, arena football, and baseball again. You should give volleyball a try.

Ben, your a sad kid and i guess its just your time of the month now isnt it? i hope i see your funny lookin face one day, the only reason for that hope is that i get close enough to smack you around..... your a sad, sad little boy, get a hobby.

[QUOTE=Sandpiper6]Ben, your a sad kid and i guess its just your time of the month now isnt it? i hope i see your funny lookin face one day, the only reason for that hope is that i get close enough to smack you around..... your a sad, sad little boy, get a hobby.[/QUOTE]

Gee, at least I don't have a sandy vagina.

[QUOTE=Sandpiper6]Ben, your a sad kid and i guess its just your time of the month now isnt it? i hope i see your funny lookin face one day, the only reason for that hope is that i get close enough to smack you around..... your a sad, sad little boy, get a hobby.[/QUOTE]


You're not Ron!

[QUOTE=19handicap]and you're not funny.[/QUOTE]


Nobody likes you because you have a stinky *****.

Have you ever seen me play? No. You think people believe you dropped 8 strokes. You're a facking dumbasss, I doubt you have any idea what your doing out on the course. Piss off douchebag.


I think 19 likes men, I can't be sure but there are some telltale signs...

[QUOTE=19handicap]you suck at golf. nuff said.[/QUOTE]

Hey man your the one with the 19 handicap.

Tom is furious and believes the tumor is evolving into cancer and it is spreading throught your body.

I don't believe you 19.

I vote ben for best comebacks.

[QUOTE=Sandpiper6]I vote ben for best comebacks.[/QUOTE]

i don't believe you snad.

[QUOTE=Lloyd_Christmas3]i don't believe you snad.[/QUOTE]

the imitation of benguk was slightly comical but the misspelling of "sand" costed you major points

Haha that was hilarious LIM.

[QUOTE=19handicap]and i dont care that you dont bendick.[/QUOTE]

OOO how many ways can we alter benguk. Bendick is a new one. You shouldn't talk too much about what you don't have though.

Coffee is good in the morning.

[QUOTE=Benguk]Tom is furious and believes the tumor is evolving into cancer and it is spreading throught your body.[/QUOTE]

Thats something thats not funny to even joke about. Grow up kid.

Beth, why keep this thread here when every other time something entertaining has happened you promptly banished the thread to non- golf to die a cruel and slow death?

The only threads I've closed have been spam. We'll just add this to the list of claims you can never provide evidence to back.

Way to go, this thread is still in Golf Discussion.

Behold, the junior high playground. I usually don't post on threads with over 20 responses. I figure by then, all that needs to be said will have been said. Unfortunately, that is not the case here. It seems that Benguk has inadvertantly proven his own point: adults can be as immature as teenagers. I say inadvertantly because it is obvious to me (and pretty much anyone else) that Benguk couldn't plan his way out of a paper bag.

Nonetheless, he has brought out the 7th grader in a lot of the so-called "adults" on this forum. It reminds me of junior high playground fights, where 2 kids start off, and then slowly, but surely, others begin fighting others, whether it be due to "alliance" or just to join in the fray. It's ridiculous, and BPC, as a moderator, I would hope you would either see fit to move this thread to the "non-golf" end of this forum or end it altogether.

Let me just say this to Benguk: I have read your previous "Good-bye" posts and believe you to be an attention seeking kid who watches a bit too much TV. Yes, I'm being judgemental, yes I'm putting you down, but it's for a reason. Adults used to to tell me that I didn't know it all, and they were right, but I wasn't mature enough to know that they were right. I was different, and by God, I knew more than they thought! But here's the deal, kid. You don't. No one at that age living in suburbia, playing baseball, messing around on the internet knows that much. I know I'm not the first (or the last) "grown-up" who's going to say these words, but here it goes: "Wait until you get older, then you'll see I'm right". There I said it.

I will end my post here, as my legs are getting a little wobbly up here on my soap box in my advanced age. Now you want to know the funniest part about growing up? It's when you get older, and you've lived life and learned much more than you know now, and you realize I was right, and then you meet some kid (maybe your own) and you try to tell the, "Hey man, I've been young too. You DON'T know everything." Well, there going to look you in the eyes and say "Yeah, man, but I'm different". And the sad cycle will continue. Just wait.

i dont get it, they guy says that he quit golf in february, and that he'd leave this site multiple times, and that adults are rude and have no respect for teenagers, when he is still on this site everyday just saying things to p*ss people off, which is o
so respectful

people, people. the concept is very simple. we all know that this 14 year old started this thread so that he could have something to do. There is no other POSSIBLE reason that someone would come on to a message board and tell everyone that he hates them. Interestingly, didnt he call all of us "haters"? I am 16, and while i do agree that sometimes people my age do not get the valued attention as adults, Benguk is being a dumb@ss. Also, why the hell do you have a picture of a black guy with a burger king hat on?

Good to see you worked off the baby fat Bengy.

The guy in my avatar is my African-American friend Jabrill at my halloween party, he is wearing a hat that says "I'm a tool".

Did you have a sleep-over with this party? and drink lots of FRUIT punch? Stay up until 9:30 and then have your parents change your diaper at 10PM, because you though there was a monster under your bed?



I thought it was kind of funny when LesIsmore was making fun of someone’s grammar when he invented a new word in his sentence.

"the imitation of benguk was slightly comical but the misspelling of "sand" [B]costed [/B]you major points"

Simply amazing.

[QUOTE=golfaholic]Did you have a sleep-over with this party? and drink lots of FRUIT punch? Stay up until 9:30 and then have your parents change your diaper at 10PM, because you though there was a monster under your bed?



I thought it was kind of funny when LesIsmore was making fun of someone’s grammar when he invented a new word in his sentence.

"the imitation of benguk was slightly comical but the misspelling of "sand" [B]costed [/B]you major points"

Simply amazing.[/QUOTE]

While I agree that I may not have used the word "costed" correctly it is, in fact, an actual word.

From the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
*ahem* Cost (n)- 2 : to require effort, suffering, or loss
3 [I]past[/I] cost·ed : to estimate or set the cost of

The fact that you mentioned this shows that you don't understand the purpose of my post altogether. I wasn't actually trying to correct LC3's spelling. I was just joking around on the topic of how there's a competition between benguk and LC3 for the best "comebacker" (this may not be an actual word).

I forgot.

Simply amazing.

Why are people so obsessed with calling black people 'African-American'? They don't call white people 'European-American' do they? I call my black buds black and they couldn't give a rat's a$$ about it

[QUOTE=emc]Why are people so obsessed with calling black people 'African-American'? They don't call white people 'European-American' do they? I call my black buds black and they couldn't give a rat's a$$ about it[/QUOTE]

He was joking around.

People use "caucasian" a lot.

rarely that i have noticed. i doubt abrill refers to you as his caucasian buddy. and i am not being rascist at all, just stating the fact.

[QUOTE=LesIsMore]While I agree that I may not have used the word "costed" correctly it is, in fact, an actual word.
[/QUOTE]

Nevertheless, you completely misused the word. Do yourself a favour and stop criticising others' grammar & spelling. This is a golf forum.

[QUOTE=dorkman53]"A mind is a terrible thing to waste".......[/QUOTE]

...that's why Bumfuk wasn't given one. What an ass-clown.

[QUOTE=Benguk]All of you idiotic "adults" who can't seem to accept a teenager's opinion need a nice slap in the face. This message board is filled with insecure idiots who can't seem to find their own opinion because they just need to think how everyone else does. "A teen's opinion is not a worthy one." If I saw any of you in person I am positave you wouldn't be a hater like you are here. Sure their are some sane, respectful people here, but a nice group of you are adults who are sad failures that have an internet connection and a lot of time on their hands. You know one thing that shows this board sucks. Lloyd still posts here. You moronic moderators haven't found a way to keep him silenced. I've got a few things to say. PA is a douche bag. He was one of the members who really disrespected younger members. Brent is in the same category as PA. You know what shows how stupid you haters are? Look back to when I moderated. Hundreds if not thousands of posts were made complaning about it and dissing us. You guys were much, much more inmature than I was. Idiots. Act your age you SHlTS.

Yankees rock
Golf Review sucks


[B]Game over.[/B][/QUOTE]

You keep promising not to come back, yet you do. You come back with inflammatory comments, precipitating flame wars, yet have the audacity to claim it is you who is disrespected. You throw a girly, hissy fit every time someone is not nice to you, yet you throw insults around like confetti. I think you should take a Midol, watch some Martha Stewart or listen to some Zamfir, and come back when your menstrual cramps dissipate.

Anyone who would write this:

Im not doing this anymore! You guys SUCK! You think we're inmature? How bout making 40 ****ing threads about us. Yea thats real mature you f'in idiots. I cant take this, what the hell is wrong with you dumbasses? I made one thread which sprung like 40! I havent pimped Nike for months, havent deleted much until today, and what the **** are all these threads for. Its twelve oclock, where the **** are your members. ****IN **** ASS **** ***** SIT HELL ***** **** and DICK **** **** **** **** and **** **** and also **** **** **** DICK FACE, and you ****. ESPECIALLY YOU, Lloyd and gt! GT gave me my first hell you know, along with underaverage. My firsts. You guys are ridiculous, ever since I started on this site a year ago, you loosers have harrassed me. You were 13 once and probably didnt make honor rolls or get any high averages like me. I could also beat a majority of you at GOLF! ISNT THAT WHAT THIS SITE IS FOR. It isnt harrassteenagersreview.com. I hope I meet you all one day just to see how awkward it is. A buch of you will be dead by then anyways. I still have a life left. You guys have already driven yourselves to where you are now. Because I am younger I should be looked down on? BULL SHlT!!!!! You punks dont even know the first thing about golf. I absorb a lot more information than you SHlTS I guess. I am never posting on this site again, you ****ing dicks! I hope you all burn in hell.

...and call onther people immature has some serious challenges ahead of him.

As for singling me out, if you would look back, I tried to point out an error in judgement you made while moderating - that you were too immature, too stupid, or too self-centered to see this is your problem. As such, I take your insults as compliments, and as I have ever had a great deal of respect for PA, I take no offense at being put in the same boat. By the way, apart from the odd jab at your spelling and grammar, I was never disrespectful towards you prior to your moderating "boo boo". Furthermore, should you ask the younger members, I think you would find I have tried very hard to be helpful and respectful of them. You see, Benny, I don't discriminate against anyone based on their age, race, sex, etc. I do, however, have a serious problem brooking dumb@sses - ah well, guilty as charged in your case, I guess.

I am not even a moderator here anymore, and I just stopped by to see if there was anything going on. Well, Benny, I think you have made an entertaining come-back, albeit a typically stupid one - no shocker there. I think you should worry less about sand in others' vaginas and take care of that stump up your rectum - it is a part of the "stupid" tree that you fell out of. Good luck with that, little buddy, you da man.:thumbsup:

Yea ok. I'm basically just trolling, you would know if you saw some of my other posts. I may leave in a few days or so I wasn't comming back. This thread shows what I can do.

Yep, and it also further proves the old quote - "Never argue with an idiot. They'll only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Congratulations, chubbs

There is another old saying - "it is better to remain silent and be thought an idiot, than to open your mouth and prove it". Either way, I really couldn't care less...this is the first time I have been here in God knows how long, and may well e the last for another stretch...I just check in from time to time to see if I am actually still a moderator...guess I am...what can I do about that???