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LPGA Lotte Championship
After a two week break, the tour moves to Hawaii this week for the playing of the LPGA Lotte Championship.
Here is my preview which includes the final field and pairings:
[url]http://mlyhlss.blogspot.com/2012/04/lpga-lotte-championship-preview.html[/url]
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Are you traveling to watch the tournament this time?
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My prediction for the tournament is more Nachos and pork rinds will be consumed in Oahu this week than the rest of the year combined.
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[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc;268650]My prediction for the tournament is more Nachos and pork rinds will be consumed in Oahu this week than the rest of the year combined.[/QUOTE]
As if that's a bad thing.
When I still had a libido, I avoided elbows and knees that seemed to come out of a pencil sharpener. Nachos and pork rinds take care of that.
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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie;268645]Are you traveling to watch the tournament this time?[/QUOTE]
No, not this one.
I will be attending the two New Jersey Tournaments in May and June. I will be also going to the U.S. Open in wisconsin, the Canadian Open in Vancouver and the Jaime Farr in Ohio. The latter 3 I will be covering for the LPGA website.
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;268657]No, not this one.
I will be attending the two New Jersey Tournaments in May and June. I will be also going to the U.S. Open in wisconsin, the Canadian Open in Vancouver and the Jaime Farr in Ohio. The latter 3 I will be covering for the LPGA website.[/QUOTE]
That is really cool... Sounds like you are living the good life doing what you love (golf).
Keep your pimp hand strong Uncle Tony,
spank
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;268657]No, not this one.
I will be attending the two New Jersey Tournaments in May and June. I will be also going to the U.S. Open in wisconsin, the Canadian Open in Vancouver and the Jaime Farr in Ohio. The latter 3 I will be covering for the LPGA website.[/QUOTE]
That's a lot of miles to put on the van. Nothing is more embarrassing than having to explain to the tow truck driver why there is girl tied up and gagged in the back.
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[QUOTE=Horseballs;268675]That's a lot of miles to put on the van. Nothing is more embarrassing than having to explain to the tow truck driver why there is girl tied up and gagged in the back.[/QUOTE]
But probably not half as embarrasing as explaining your obsession with Horse Balls.
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;268657]No, not this one.
I will be attending the two New Jersey Tournaments in May and June. I will be also going to the U.S. Open in wisconsin, the Canadian Open in Vancouver and the Jaime Farr in Ohio. The latter 3 I will be covering for the LPGA website.[/QUOTE]
Is Jamie Farr still participating on the game show Hollywood Squares?
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[QUOTE=Horseballs;268675]That's a lot of miles to put on the van. Nothing is more embarrassing than having to explain to the tow truck driver why there is girl tied up and gagged in the back.[/QUOTE]
I hear Panera is introducing a chloroform baguette.
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;268692]But probably not half as embarrasing as explaining your obsession with Horse Balls.[/QUOTE]
You don't mind if I link some of these threads back to your Mostly Harmless blog, do you? I think your readers would get a kick out of it.
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Here are Thursday's pairings:
[url]http://www.lpgascoring.com/public/Pairings.aspx?TournamentID=27860[/url]
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;268657]No, not this one.
I will be attending the two New Jersey Tournaments in May and June. I will be also going to the U.S. Open in wisconsin, the Canadian Open in Vancouver and the Jaime Farr in Ohio. The latter 3 I will be covering for the LPGA website.[/QUOTE]
You think the skin suit will be finished by then? Would add a nice personal touch to your coverage, not to mention the pics on the website.
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;268657] I will be also going to the U.S. Open in Wisconsin.....[/QUOTE]
Carlo and I saw Hollis Stacy win one of her Opens in Boston (Salem CC). We were there mostly to watch New Englanders Jane Blalock and Pat Bradley. We both knew Blalock a litte bit. The fried haddock was good in her family's restaurant in Portsmouth.
It was very hot. We drank more beer than we normally would. Much, much more.
There was a shuttle that took us back to the parking lot, and we chilled an hour or so in Carlo's Lincoln with the engine running and the air on before he tried to drive. I [I]think[/I] this was in the 1980s, but I've got CRS now so I'm not sure.
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Here are the leaders after the first round:
1 Beth Bader -4
2 Brittany Lang -3
2 Jiyai Shin -3
2 Angela Stanford -3
2 Yani Tseng -3
6 Suzann Pettersen -2
6 Sun Young Yoo -2
6 Inbee Park -2
6 Cristie Kerr -2
6 Brittany Lincicome -2
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I love Tony like my own brother but Beth Bader, in first place, looks like a man.
They need to do tests on these skinny young men. They can't just grow/dye their hair and put on a fake bra.
Women only in women's golf!!!!
Beth Bader below at this weekend's Lotte tourney; his real name is probably Burt Bader. You go Burt!!!
[IMG]http://media.heraldonline.com/smedia/2012/04/19/00/51/937-XhSHZ.St.55.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie;268888]I love Tony like my own brother but Beth Bader, in first place, looks like a man.
They need to do tests on these skinny young men. They can't just grow/dye their hair and put on a fake bra.
Women only in women's golf!!!!
Beth Bader below at this weekend's Lotte tourney; his real name is probably Burt Bader. You go Burt!!!
[IMG]http://media.heraldonline.com/smedia/2012/04/19/00/51/937-XhSHZ.St.55.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
They said on the Golf Channel this morning that she is 38 years old and her best finish on the LPGA is a tie for fourth. Remember those East German women on their Olympic teams in the '70's and '80's? There were doping scandals over them and I think some nations demanded chromosome testing. Her last name is Bader. The first last name of the hyphenated "Bader-Meinhoff".
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Here are the Leaders after round 2:
1 Azahara Munoz -8
1 Ai Miyazato -8
3 Jimin Kang -6
3 Cristie Kerr -6
5 Meena Lee -5
5 Suzann Pettersen -5
5 Brittany Lang -5
8 Paula Creamer -4
8 Inbee Park -4
8 Jiyai Shin -4
8 Angela Stanford -4
12 Morgan Pressel -3
12 So Yeon Ryu -3
12 Elisa Serramia -3
12 Brittany Lincicome -3
12 Yani Tseng -3
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Why the Saturday finish at Ko Olina?
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;268978]The Tournament has an asian Sponsor. With the 18 hour time difference (from Hawaii to Asia), It will finish Sunday in Asia.[/QUOTE]
Ah, I see. Thanks.
PS. This post seems out of order with the one above, but what do I know?
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[QUOTE=NiftyNiblick;268972]Why the Saturday finish at Ko Olina?[/QUOTE]
The Tournament has an asian Sponsor. With the 18 hour time difference (from Hawaii to Asia), It will finish Sunday in Asia.
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Here are the leaders after the 3rd round:
1 Ai Miyazato -10 F
2 Azahara Munoz -7 F
2 Cristie Kerr -7 F
4 Angela Stanford -6 F
4 Yani Tseng -6 F
4 Meena Lee -6 F
4 So Yeon Ryu -6 F
4 Jiyai Shin -6 F
9 Haeji Kang -4 F
9 Inbee Park -4 F
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;269090]Here are the leaders after the 3rd round:
1 Ai Miyazato -10 F
2 Azahara Munoz -7 F
2 Cristie Kerr -7 F
4 Angela Stanford -6 F
4 Yani Tseng -6 F
4 Meena Lee -6 F
4 So Yeon Ryu -6 F
4 Jiyai Shin -6 F
9 Haeji Kang -4 F
9 Inbee Park -4 F[/QUOTE]
No Koreans and only one Asian broad in the top four? Is that conforming to USGA / R&A rules for women's golf?
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Here are the Final Results:
1 Ai Miyazato -12
2 Meena Lee -8
2 Azahara Munoz -8
4 So Yeon Ryu -7
4 Cristie Kerr -7 F
6 Suzann Pettersen -6
7 Mariajo Uribe -5
7 Brittany Lang -5
7 Jiyai Shin -5
10 Karen Stupples -4
10 Yani Tseng -4
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;269168]Here are the Final Results:
1 Ai Miyazato -12
2 Meena Lee -8
2 Azahara Munoz -8
4 So Yeon Ryu -7
4 Cristie Kerr -7 F
6 Suzann Pettersen -6
7 Mariajo Uribe -5
7 Brittany Lang -5
7 Jiyai Shin -5
10 Karen Stupples -4
10 Yani Tseng -4[/QUOTE]
Thanks Tony.
On the other hand the winner, Miyazato, although female, is a Werewolf.
Look, I am against Men and Werewolves in the LPGA.
Her teeth are a dead giveaway. Look at her claws and nails; they are all jacked up from whatever she did after midnight before the final day; let us have a moment of silence for those she happened uponst...
They also need to do blood testing because a female Werewolf will kick your ass at anything. A female Werewolf will go Chimpanzee on your bald fat ass...
This is very disturbing; I thought men in the LPGA were bad but...
Picture for proof below...
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VioSlBndftI/Tiw6vYhC8wI/AAAAAAAACLY/U6dR04cd94U/s1600/ai-miyazato-11-evian.jpg[/IMG]
After midnight she will mess you up....
[IMG]http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/american-werewolf-in-london-lifesize-2.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=tonyj5;268692]But probably not half as embarrasing as explaining your obsession with Horse Balls.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it's because I haven't been around much, but that's the first time I have seen tony counterpunch.. A hopeful sign of entertainment to come... :-)
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[QUOTE=Not a hacker;268784]You think the skin suit will be finished by then? Would add a nice personal touch to your coverage, not to mention the pics on the website.[/QUOTE]It puts the lotion in the basket!
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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie;269173] cThanks Tony.
On the other hand the winner, Miyazato, although female, is a Werewolf.
Look, I am against Men and Werewolves in the LPGA.
Her teeth are a dead giveaway. Look at her claws and nails; they are all jacked up from whatever she did after midnight before the final day; let us have a moment of silence for those she happened uponst...
They also need to do blood testing because a female Werewolf will kick your ass at anything. A female Werewolf will go Chimpanzee on your bald fat ass...
This is very disturbing; I thought men in the LPGA were bad but...
Picture for proof below...
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VioSlBndftI/Tiw6vYhC8wI/AAAAAAAACLY/U6dR04cd94U/s1600/ai-miyazato-11-evian.jpg[/IMG]
After midnight she will mess you up....
[IMG]http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/american-werewolf-in-london-lifesize-2.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Miyazato would have been a perfect match for my brother had they been a little closer in age.
He got along so much better with his dog than he did with his wife. This young lady could have brought him the best of both worlds.
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