Little Known Rules of Golf
I've discovered several [I]little known rules [/I] that are to be followed by all golfers.
1. When hitting over water, always hit a new ProV1. They make the prettiest splashes.
2. All good drives are to be followed with fat second shots, else the universe will become unstable and the Earth will spin into the sun.
3. Any opportunity to hit a high fade over a tree must be attempted. Under no circumstances may you play intelligently.
4. Birdie putts, no matter how long, must be on-line and 2 inches short. Alternately, you may choose to fire the ball 8 feet past the cup.
5. Whenever you attempt to compensate for your slice by aiming left, you must use that opportunity to execute a strong pull into the next county.
6. If a playing partner insistes you hit that new driver he's so proud of, you should always hit under the ball and leave a dummy mark on the top edge. This is especially true if that partner is your boss.
7. When the Beer Cart Girl (the one with the glorious chestal region) is watching, you are obligated to hit a banana slice that comes down two fairways over.
Please post any I've missed. :D