The official Dorkman avatar thread...

This retard needs an avatar, and probable some assistance setting up the avatar...

So let's post pictures/photos that would be good/appropriate for Dorkman's avatar.

Can anyone shrink this?

spank

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]This retard needs an avatar, and probable some assistance setting up the avatar...

So let's post pictures/photos that would be good/appropriate for Dorkman's avatar.

Can anyone shrink this?

spank

[IMG]http://the5thdimension.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/retard-baby.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Spank - that is mean. What if this kid or patent stumbled upon this kids picture as dmans avatar? That would be a sad day for this young man or his parents. You really should show some compasion.

[QUOTE=poe4soul]Spank - that is mean. What if this kid or patent stumbled upon this kids picture as dmans avatar? That would be a sad day for this young man or his parents. You really should show some compasion.[/QUOTE]

I know retards... REAL retards!

I freakin' love retards, and I think that kid you posted is cute, actually.

Let's get back to ideas on the avatar; you gave no ideas. If you don't like it, come up with something better.

[IMG]http://www.golfthemidatlantic.com/images/stories/full/4d2a5f646dd603f6be78f55b1c349653.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Okay, I took it down. sheesh.

Now you take yours down.

Okay, back on topic, let's get an avatar for Dorkman.

p.s. I am in a good mood lately, otherwise I would have told you to kiss my ass.[/QUOTE]

Tell away. My best friend had a brother that was "special," not $600 dollar wedge special, but he was actually a cool kid but a total retard.

Just f'ing with you. That would probably be a good avatar for dman. You just need to photoshop a scratch wedge in it... Jeeze I can't believe you took me seriously.

[QUOTE=poe4soul]Tell away. My best friend had a brother that was "special," not $600 dollar wedge special, but he was actually a cool kid but a total retard.

Just f'ing with you. That would probably be a good avatar for dman. You just need to photoshop a scratch wedge in it... Jeeze I can't believe you took me seriously.[/QUOTE]

I actually thought about what you said and re edited my post, ha ha!

Your quote is wrong bish!

[QUOTE=The Purist][IMG]http://www.golfthemidatlantic.com/images/stories/full/4d2a5f646dd603f6be78f55b1c349653.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

No, that man looks respectable and cool.

For all we know Dorkman is a 3 foot 11 inch midget in a wheelchair typing away, full time, here... the bastard has never given his age, height, weight... NOTHING!

I don't care if Dorky if 3 feet tall; we are just basically walking brains anyway, but we need an avatar for him.

He may be using those $600 wedges as polio canes for all we know...

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]No, that man looks respectable and cool.

For all we know Dorkman is a 3 foot 11 inch midget in a wheelchair typing away, full time, here... the bastard has never given his age, height, weight... NOTHING!

I don't care if Dorky if 3 feet tall; we are just basically walking brains anyway, but we need an avatar for him.

He may be using those $600 wedges as polio canes for all we know...[/QUOTE]
That man is a freak that probably shoves putter blanks up his asz...overpriced ones at that...

[QUOTE=The Purist]That man is freak that probably shoves putter blanks up his asz...overpriced ones at that...[/QUOTE]

Yes, but he handles tools and welds things.

Dorkman has blisters/callouses from handling a soup spoon...

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]This retard needs an avatar, and probable some assistance setting up the avatar...

So let's post pictures/photos that would be good/appropriate for Dorkman's avatar.

Can anyone shrink this?

spank[/QUOTE]
Its been awhile since catfish noodling, or hoggin have been discussed in the south. Maybe the angry blackman avatar should go! Your Spankness..

Hitting out of a bunker?

[QUOTE=jt1135]Hitting out of a bunker?[/QUOTE]
Grip, stance and posture look good. I'd say a precursor to a very good shot.

Spank. I am shocked at your insensitivity. The mother of that child would be HUMILIATED if she knew that people thought that her child was actually Dorkman......

I like this for Dorky.....
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[IMG]http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/dork-33464.jpg[/IMG]

Here are some possibilities
[url]http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/profoundly-ugly-woman.php[/url]
[url]http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/hillaryclintonpiggingout.php[/url]
[url]http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/150clothespinsonface.php[/url]
[url]http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/2faceman.php[/url]
[url]http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/084/270084-richard-simmons-picture.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.indianladiesmasters.com/modules/gallery/albums/album02/LAURA_DAVIES_AND_SHARMILA_NICOLLET.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.indianladiesmasters.com/modules/gallery/view_photo.php%3Ffull%3D1%26set_albumName%3Dalbum02%26id%3DLAURA_DAVIES_AND_SHARMILA_NICOLLET&h=671&w=600&sz=295&tbnid=jZ9iZ19_9OtFbM:&tbnh=138&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlaura%2Bdavies,%2Bpictures&hl=en&usg=__cQVIGkiAAuccxAS3cmbPVWpW04o=&ei=cZ7kS_CJK47SsgOsrsXnBQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CB0Q9QEwAw[/url]

[QUOTE=dorkman53]Here are some possibilities
[url]http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/profoundly-ugly-woman.php[/url]
[url]http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/hillaryclintonpiggingout.php[/url]
[url]http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/150clothespinsonface.php[/url]
[url]http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/2faceman.php[/url]
[url]http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/084/270084-richard-simmons-picture.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.indianladiesmasters.com/modules/gallery/albums/album02/LAURA_DAVIES_AND_SHARMILA_NICOLLET.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.indianladiesmasters.com/modules/gallery/view_photo.php%3Ffull%3D1%26set_albumName%3Dalbum02%26id%3DLAURA_DAVIES_AND_SHARMILA_NICOLLET&h=671&w=600&sz=295&tbnid=jZ9iZ19_9OtFbM:&tbnh=138&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlaura%2Bdavies,%2Bpictures&hl=en&usg=__cQVIGkiAAuccxAS3cmbPVWpW04o=&ei=cZ7kS_CJK47SsgOsrsXnBQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CB0Q9QEwAw[/url][/QUOTE]

Hilary Clinton killing the Hoagie. There's no doubt in my mind.

[QUOTE=Home-slicer]Hilary Clinton killing the Hoagie. There's no doubt in my mind.[/QUOTE]


It's definitely the best use for her mouth. As far as the other appliance, best use would be as a cigar holder.

[QUOTE=Jeff_h][IMG]http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/dork-33464.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]


I think we have a winner. Dorkman, I can shrink it down for you. It looks good.

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]I think we have a winner. Dorkman, I can shrink it down for you. It looks good.[/QUOTE]
Why isn't this a poll?

No need for a poll now though, this one from Jeff is unbeatable. This is exactly how I pictured Dorkman, and the hat is the icing on the cake. This thread is one of the few times I've actually been laughing uncontrollably at the computer. Thumbs up Spank and Jeff, absolute Gold!

[QUOTE=12sandwich]Its been awhile since catfish noodling, or hoggin have been discussed in the south. Maybe the angry blackman avatar should go! Your Spankness..[/QUOTE]

You are correct. It is time for the angry black man avatar to go.

I will begin the sojourn for a new avatar.

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]I think we have a winner. Dorkman, I can shrink it down for you. It looks good.[/QUOTE]
I'd love that one (the one with the beanie cap and propellor), if you can compress it enough. It is priceless. I've tried to compress other weird photos and post them in the past, but have never had any luck. They were still too high resolution for the board's software to handle.

Is there a way you can prepare it, then send it to me p-mail?

[QUOTE=dorkman53]I'd love that one (the one with the beanie cap and propellor), if you can compress it enough. It is priceless. I've tried to compress other weird photos and post them in the past, but have never had any luck. They were still too high resolution for the board's software to handle.

Is there a way you can prepare it, then send it to me p-mail?[/QUOTE]

We will get to work on it.

I am pretty much the only one here has the knowledge to cut out the body, and retain the head and propeller to post an avatar here... give me a few days, as I am the only one here that can do this, and I am a busy bastard.

We must all give our thanks to Jeff for posting this genius.

I made all the avatars for Omeletpants back in the day, and it was a wonderful time, back in the day, for both of us... Where is Omeletpants?

i like this one for DMAN

[url]http://www.lpga.com/content/photos/AtImpactDavies2.jpg[/url]

Omen

[QUOTE=Omen2]i like this one for DMAN

[url]http://www.lpga.com/content/photos/AtImpactDavies2.jpg[/url]

Omen[/QUOTE]

damn. [IMG]http://smiliesftw.com/x/grinfu1.gif[/IMG]

... dorky?

[QUOTE=Omen2]i like this one for DMAN

[url]http://www.lpga.com/content/photos/AtImpactDavies2.jpg[/url]

Omen[/QUOTE]
What a coincidence. I have that picture on a 4' X 5' poster in my living room......

sure, who doesn't, BUT is it autographed?

Omen

[QUOTE=Omen2]sure, who doesn't, BUT is it autographed?

Omen[/QUOTE]
She agreed to autograph if for me if I gave her 3 kegs of whiskey and "other considerations."

I prefer this image as Dorkman's avatar. It would be a lot better to look at than anything posted . . . .

[QUOTE=dorkman53]She agreed to autograph if for me if I gave her 3 kegs of whiskey and "other considerations."[/QUOTE]

I have removed my avatar until I find another one.

Okay, here is your new avatar below.

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/357hv2o.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]I prefer this image as Dorkman's avatar. It would be a lot better to look at than anything posted . . . .[/QUOTE]

and yet another great Canadian export.

[quote=Riverologist]and yet another great Canadian export.[/quote]

"Great"???

You're kidding, right?

Pam Anderson is trailer trash.

[QUOTE=Riverologist]and yet another great Canadian export.[/QUOTE]

No matter where she is from, her curvacious body will likely fall underappreciated on this forum because most of the posters on here prefer the angry white b!tches with butch haircuts.

What a shame.

However, I appreciate what Pamela Anderson has to offer, River. She could make me proudly sing, "Oh, Canada!"

[QUOTE=Jeff_h]"Great"???

You're kidding, right?

Pam Anderson is trailer trash.[/QUOTE]

Isn't that the appeal?
I'm not taking her as a wife....geez.

[QUOTE=Jeff_h]"Great"???

You're kidding, right?

[B]Pam Anderson is trailer trash[/B].[/QUOTE]

We are talking about flesh that is put together in a heavenly way here, Jeff, please don't allow morality to cloud the issue . . . . .

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]No matter where she is from, [B]her curvacious body will likely fall underappreciated on this forum because most of the posters on here prefer the angry white b!tches with butch haircuts.[/B]

What a shame.

However, I appreciate what Pamela Anderson has to offer, River. She could make me proudly sing, "Oh, Canada!"[/QUOTE]

You must be kidding Sooner. Just because we consider Serena Williams to be hideous doesn't mean we don't appreciate the curvaceous figure of a sexy hottie like Pamela Anderson. Any red blooded male should able to appreciate that.

Yeah the avatar works.

Copy the link and add it in. Ignore any message that says it is not valid, because it will show up like it is in mine...

Get yours up so I can drop this avatar, dorky.

I need another angry black man or wimp... not a dork.

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Yeah the avatar works.

Copy the link and add it in. Ignore any message that says it is not valid, because it will show up like it is in mine...

Get yours up so I can drop this avatar, dorky.

[B]I need another angry black man or wimp... [/B]not a dork.[/QUOTE]

With your vast powers, perhaps you could find an angry black wimp.

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Yeah the avatar works.

Copy the link and add it in. Ignore any message that says it is not valid, because it will show up like it is in mine...

Get yours up so I can drop this avatar, dorky.

I need another angry black man or wimp... not a dork.[/QUOTE]
Still having problems. I wonder if there is some issue with my computer software or antivirus program that won't allow it.
Sorry.

[QUOTE=dorkman53]Still having problems. I wonder if there is some issue with my computer software or antivirus program that won't allow it.
Sorry.[/QUOTE]

Add the freaking avatar you bastard!!!

I will repeat myself...

Save it to your computer and add it as your avatar.
You will receive a message that says it is invalid.
Ignore message and continue.

Or click on my (your) avatar next to my name and save it, then use it.

I am holding your avatar hostage, as my personal avatar, until you get this/your avatar up!!!

I do not want this retard as my avatar!!!

I want an angry black man!!!!

I will fly down and throw a punch in the dick if I have to. [IMG]http://smiliesftw.com/x/smiley-shocked.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Add the freaking avatar you bastard!!!

I will repeat myself...

Save it to your computer and add it as your avatar.
You will receive a message that says it is invalid.
Ignore message and continue.

Or click on my (your) avatar next to my name and save it, then use it.

I am holding your avatar hostage, as my personal avatar, until you get this/your avatar up!!!

I do not want this retard as my avatar!!!

I want an angry black man!!!!

I will fly down and throw a punch in the dick if I have to. [IMG]http://smiliesftw.com/x/smiley-shocked.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Spank

When you get done internet ***** slappin Doorkman try out this for your avitar. This is a angry african male american if you ask me.

[IMG]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c3P4pslpQcA/0.jpg[/IMG]

Beetlejuice

GHD

[QUOTE=Jeff_h]"Great"???

You're kidding, right?

Pam Anderson is trailer trash.[/QUOTE]

As Homer would say...


....mmmMMMMMmmmmm.... trailer trash.... droooolllll

For Spank......

[IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:YZt4xzvpqW-K2M:http://kwisp.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/steve_urkel.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Add the freaking avatar you bastard!!!

I will repeat myself...

Save it to your computer and add it as your avatar.
You will receive a message that says it is invalid.
Ignore message and continue.

Or click on my (your) avatar next to my name and save it, then use it.

I am holding your avatar hostage, as my personal avatar, until you get this/your avatar up!!!

I do not want this retard as my avatar!!!

I want an angry black man!!!!

I will fly down and throw a punch in the dick if I have to. [IMG]http://smiliesftw.com/x/smiley-shocked.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Under credible threat of severe physical consequences in the event of failure, I tried something else, and it worked.....(copied the picture to iPhoto, e-mailed it to myself, then copied it from the e-mail; nothing else seemed to work)
Thanks for your efforts.
I now have my own avatar......I feel like a kid who just got a driver's license, or someone who just won The Masters.......except that I already had a driver's license, and will (probably) never win The Masters......


I had no idea how low the resolution would have to be to have the board's software accept it. When viewed as a large image, the avatar is very grainy, but is definitely a decent representation of myself when shrunk down. How did anybody find this picture of me? Are you friends with my wife or mother on Facebook?????