Tim Herron's multitude of mistresses

Have you heard the latest scandal on the PGA Tour? Tim Herron is reported to have dozens of mistresses and girlfriends scattered all over the country. At the latest count, some 83 have come forth. Gloria Allred will represent many of them. His lucrative endorsement contracts are at risk, as is his carefully constructed "goody two shoes" image. Many of the women coming forth have reported that he is endowed with an elephantine organ, and he has been known to "spread the wealth" to his "friends," from his immense tour earnings and endorsement reimbursements.

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[url]http://www.timherronscandal.com[/url]

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I met Lumpy here on Maui and he is a very cool, humble, friendly, soft spoken guy...and a great golfer, though not the most exciting athletic one around.

[QUOTE=mentaloaf]I met Lumpy here on Maui and he is a very cool, humble, friendly, soft spoken guy...and a great golfer, though not the most exciting athletic one around.[/QUOTE]

ML, it is standard procedure to change the topic of the thread at some point, so let me ask you a personal question, do the native Hawaiian women on the islands have brown nipples and brown lipped koochie? I can tell you that the Native American Indian women definitely do. Of course, it is all pink inside though . . . . . .

I have done totally white women before and it is mostly pink everywhere. I prefer the brown look . . . . . . much more exotic. What do you think?

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]ML, it is standard procedure to change the topic of the thread at some point, so let me ask you a personal question, do the native Hawaiian women on the islands have brown nipples and brown lipped koochie? I can tell you that the Native American Indian women definitely do. Of course, it is all pink inside though . . . . . .

I have done totally white women before and it is mostly pink everywhere. I prefer the brown look . . . . . . much more exotic. What do you think?[/QUOTE]

Ah yes, women of color...got to love them. Tan all year around, usually thin, oh yeah.

I'm ashamed and disappointed with some of you. I start out a serious and dignified thread, and soon it degenerates into THIS!!

[QUOTE=dorkman53]I'm ashamed and disappointed with some of you. I start out a serious and dignified thread, and soon it degenerates into THIS!![/QUOTE]

I couldn't agree more. The only thing I can say is, you really can't judge all women by the color or their labia. Some, but not all.

Having spent a year in Korea, my intentions are mor asians. Hope this topic isn't a slippery slope.

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]ML, it is standard procedure to change the topic of the thread at some point, so let me ask you a personal question, do the native Hawaiian women on the islands have brown nipples and brown lipped koochie? I can tell you that the Native American Indian women definitely do. Of course, it is all pink inside though . . . . . .

I have done totally white women before and it is mostly pink everywhere. I prefer the brown look . . . . . . much more exotic. What do you think?[/QUOTE]
I think you should consider retirement in Mexico

[quote=SoonerBS]ML, it is standard procedure to change the topic of the thread at some point, so let me ask you a personal question, do the native Hawaiian women on the islands have brown nipples and brown lipped koochie? I can tell you that the Native American Indian women definitely do. Of course, it is all pink inside though . . . . . .

I have done totally white women before and it is mostly pink everywhere. I prefer the brown look . . . . . . much more exotic. What do you think?[/quote]
I had a hawaiian girlfriend/sqeeze in my much younger days. Very brown, very thin, very nasty....:cool:

[QUOTE=SoonerBS]ML, it is standard procedure to change the topic of the thread at some point, so let me ask you a personal question, do the native Hawaiian women on the islands have brown nipples and brown lipped koochie? I can tell you that the Native American Indian women definitely do. Of course, it is all pink inside though . . . . . .

I have done totally white women before and it is mostly pink everywhere. I prefer the brown look . . . . . . much more exotic. What do you think?[/QUOTE]
I had a girlfriend who was (or said she was) filipino, korean, japanese, portuguese, chinese, hawaiian, and haole (caucasian)...with red hair, including her pubic hair (which we didn't see much because she did the brazo wax thing). Her koochie resembled that of a haole girl pretty much, don't piss that girl off though, holy sh it her temper was f ucking crazy!...I also dated a girl who was black as night, and her kooch was bright pink inside. She was really hot, but had really bad BO, I mean even after she took a shower...she just reeked. Hot as she was, I couldn't handle the smell...The nice thing about girls in Hawaii is that most have some kind of asian ethnicity mix. Half asian, half haole chicks (we call that Hapa) are the hottest on the planet!

Im a fan of naturally year round dark skinned ladies, but Im a bit turned off by overly tanned white women. They look like baked potatoes...

I guess this would be a bad time to bring up Colin Montgomrie's youth hostil....

I liked you better when you were dead Dorkyman

[QUOTE=dorkman53]Have you heard the latest scandal on the PGA Tour? Tim Herron is reported to have dozens of mistresses and girlfriends scattered all over the country. At the latest count, some 83 have come forth. Gloria Allred will represent many of them. His lucrative endorsement contracts are at risk, as is his carefully constructed "goody two shoes" image. Many of the women coming forth have reported that he is endowed with an elephantine organ, and he has been known to "spread the wealth" to his "friends," from his immense tour earnings and endorsement reimbursements.

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[url]http://www.timherronscandal.com[/url][/QUOTE]

This one is obviously fake.

Lump is visibly hyped up on excess estrogen. He has his own cleavage, no need to find another.

[QUOTE=twotime]I liked you better when you were dead Dorkyman[/QUOTE]
That makes two of us......

[QUOTE=dorkman53]Have you heard the latest scandal on the PGA Tour? Tim Herron is reported to have dozens of mistresses and girlfriends scattered all over the country. At the latest count, some 83 have come forth. Gloria Allred will represent many of them. His lucrative endorsement contracts are at risk, as is his carefully constructed "goody two shoes" image. Many of the women coming forth have reported that he is endowed with an elephantine organ, and he has been known to "spread the wealth" to his "friends," from his immense tour earnings and endorsement reimbursements.

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[url]http://www.timherronscandal.com[/url][/QUOTE]

If Tim Herron had a mistress he must have swallowed her.

[QUOTE=mentaloaf]I had a girlfriend who was (or said she was) filipino, korean, japanese, portuguese, chinese, hawaiian, and haole (caucasian)...with red hair, including her pubic hair (which we didn't see much because she did the brazo wax thing). Her koochie resembled that of a haole girl pretty much, don't piss that girl off though, holy sh it her temper was f ucking crazy!...I also dated a girl who was black as night, and her kooch was bright pink inside. She was really hot, but had really bad BO, I mean even after she took a shower...she just reeked. Hot as she was, I couldn't handle the smell...The nice thing about girls in Hawaii is that most have some kind of asian ethnicity mix. Half asian, half haole chicks (we call that Hapa) are the hottest on the planet![/QUOTE]

I can't agree less.

American women constantly dominate the rest of the world with their unmatched beauty, grace, and flawless complexion. To prove :

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]I can't agree less.

American women constantly dominate the rest of the world with their unmatched beauty, grace, and flawless complexion. To prove :[/QUOTE]
But which one of those is Tim Herron? I can't tell. Did he dye his hair?

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]I can't agree less.

American women constantly dominate the rest of the world with their unmatched beauty, grace, and flawless complexion. To prove :[/QUOTE]

Not hard to believe over a billion disgusting McDonald's fat and chemical laced "hamburgers" have been served here in the states.

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]Not hard to believe over a billion disgusting McDonald's fat and chemical laced "hamburgers" have been served here in the states.[/QUOTE]

The American culture revolves around such 'fast' foods, and other carbohydrate-rich and fat-laden sources.

But now Australia is coined as the world's fattest country, from a ratio comparison. No wonder either - the Fish and Chips there are simply fantastic, using the freshest fish, best quality batter, aromatic vegetable oils, and locally sourced potatoes. Not to mention their wonderful pies.

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]The American culture revolves around such 'fast' foods, and other carbohydrate-rich and fat-laden sources.

But now Australia is coined as the world's fattest country, from a ratio comparison. No wonder either - the Fish and Chips there are simply fantastic, using the freshest fish, best quality batter, aromatic vegetable oils, and locally sourced potatoes. Not to mention their wonderful pies.[/QUOTE]

At least they aren't destroying the planet with their penchant for obesity. McDonald's imports meat from South America which has resulted in untold acres of rainforest being detroyed to farm cattle.

Sh.itty food, reduced life expectancy and destruction of the world's foremost source of renewable air supply and CO2 conversion. McDonald's is the most evil thing since Hitler. Even more evil than Nike (slightly).

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]At least they aren't destroying the planet with their penchant for obesity. McDonald's imports meat from South America which has resulted in untold acres or rainforest being detroyed to farm cattle.

Sh.itty food, reduced life expectancy and destruction of the world's foremost source of renewable air supply and CO2 conversion. McDonald's is the most evil thing since Hitler.[/QUOTE]

Where does Nike fit in on the evil chart ?

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]Where does Nike fit in on the evil chart ?[/QUOTE]

Above Hitler but just below McDonald's. That said, these things can change from year to year.

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]The American culture revolves around such 'fast' foods, and other carbohydrate-rich and fat-laden sources.

But now Australia is coined as the world's fattest country, from a ratio comparison. No wonder either - the Fish and Chips there are simply fantastic, using the freshest fish, best quality batter, aromatic vegetable oils, and locally sourced potatoes. Not to mention their wonderful pies.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget about our most revered imported fast food.....PIZZA!!

[QUOTE=lorenzoinoc]At least they aren't destroying the planet with their penchant for obesity. McDonald's imports meat from South America which has resulted in untold acres of rainforest being detroyed to farm cattle.

Sh.itty food, reduced life expectancy and destruction of the world's foremost source of renewable air supply and CO2 conversion. McDonald's is the most evil thing since Hitler. Even more evil than Nike (slightly).[/QUOTE]

I like the #1 combo meal. Big Mac, large fries and large coke. If you've seen one tree you've seen them all.

Tim Herron is proof that golf is not a sport; it is a GAME, retards.

I would slap that visor off his bigass head and kick him in the ass; yes, I would get away with it, as I run with the quickness.

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[QUOTE=spanqdoggie]Tim Herron is proof that golf is not a sport; it is a GAME, retards.

I would slap that visor off his bigass head and kick him in the ass; yes, I would get away with it, as I run with the quickness.

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I agree that golf is a game and not really a sport, but defying this idea would be sexy-ass Villegas.

[QUOTE=Mizuno>Ping]I can't agree less.

American women constantly dominate the rest of the world with their unmatched beauty, grace, and flawless complexion. To prove :[/QUOTE]
How about the one on the left you can't even see her bikini bottom....how would one even go about having sex with one of these beauties?

[QUOTE=mentaloaf]How about the one on the left you can't even see her bikini bottom....how would one even go about having sex with one of these beauties?[/QUOTE]
My guess is, LOTS of alcohol, and nearly toxic doses of Viagra.