shot talk. golf review and the eerie similarities

**groundhogday** · 02-01-2009

In honor of recent posts on this site I think we should have a shot talk poll

**golfaholic** · 02-01-2009

I think we should learn to use the non golf discussion, or stop making useless threads in general.

Carry on.

**bigpun1974** · 02-02-2009

I think that 97% of the people on this forum couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

Carry on.

**edgey** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by bigpun1974

I think that 97% of the people on this forum couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

Carry on.

I have checked this out very carefully and i am in the 3%

Edgey

PS My boot smells like an elderly care home, how do i get rid of it?

**dorkman53** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by edgey

I have checked this out very carefully and i am in the 3%

Edgey

PS My boot smells like an elderly care home, how do i get rid of it?

You're lucky. Mine smell of both liquid and solid waste. I am beginning to feel that I am not welcome when I wear the boots to ballet and opera performances......

**lorenzoinoc** · 02-02-2009

Should have gone with Italian leather. It's sh!t-proof.

**Horseballs** · 02-02-2009

Speaking of disgusting, has anyone ever had the pleasure of cleaning out wet/dry vac filter? I actually vomitted.

**lorenzoinoc** · 02-02-2009

Did you use the wet/dry vac to clean up the vomit?

**Horseballs** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc

Did you use the wet/dry vac to clean up the vomit?

No, I just puked on the side of my house. I refuse to vacuum the outdoors.

**bigpun1974** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by edgey

I have checked this out very carefully and i am in the 3%

Edgey

PS My boot smells like an elderly care home, how do i get rid of it?

Why are you pissing in your own boots? It sounds like you squat when you pee. I light of that keep your feet about a shoulder width apart and that should stop the issue. Or just stand up like the rest of the men in the world.

PS Squatting while peeing automatically takes you out of the 3%.

**bigpun1974** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by Horseballs

Speaking of disgusting, has anyone ever had the pleasure of cleaning out wet/dry vac filter? I actually vomitted.

An old acquaintance of mine pissed me off while I was in possession of his Shop Vac. I vacuumed up a pile of catfish guts with it and let it sit outside in the Georgia summer sun for a couple of days prior to returning it. I wonder how much fun that filter was to change?

On a side note the guy never spoke to me again. I am still trying to figure that one out.

**dorkman53** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by bigpun1974

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On a side note the guy never spoke to me again. I am still trying to figure that one out.

That reminds me of a saying.
"If you loaned an acquaintance $50 and you never hear from him again, it was probably worth it."

And there is another one that is vaguely but insistently relevent; I can't remember the source of this one.
"Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you're soon a mile away, and, hey, you've got his shoes."

**bigpun1974** · 02-02-2009

The guy really was not a friend of mine. Our wives were good friends and we were invited to an outing over at their home when he decided to be the "funny guy" in front of his friends at my expense. I remembered that my wife had borrowed their vacuum while doing a project and it was still at our house. I figured that returning it would give me the perfect opportunity confront the guy about his actions without crashing the party and embarrassing my wife. I asked the guy if he was going to be around the next day so I could return the vacuum. He apparently read between the lines and said he would be busy and to leave it in the back yard. So for being an insolent little turd he got a vacuum full of putrid fish innards.

**Horseballs** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by bigpun1974

The guy really was not a friend of mine. Our wives were good friends and we were invited to an outing over at their home when he decided to be the "funny guy" in front of his friends at my expense. I remembered that my wife had borrowed their vacuum while doing a project and it was still at our house. I figured that returning it would give me the perfect opportunity confront the guy about his actions without crashing the party and embarrassing my wife. I asked the guy if he was going to be around the next day so I could return the vacuum. He apparently read between the lines and said he would be busy and to leave it in the back yard. So for being an insolent little turd he got a vacuum full of putrid fish innards.

If you did that to my vacuum, I would hop in my car and kick your @ss in Branson, MO. That's just how I roll.

**bigpun1974** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by Horseballs

If you did that to my vacuum, I would hop in my car and kick your @ss in Branson, MO. That's just how I roll.

LOL. How about we play 18 and drink some beer instead.

**Horseballs** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by bigpun1974

LOL. How about we play 18 and drink some beer instead.

Fine, just lay off my shop vac. It's been through enough.

**lorenzoinoc** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by Horseballs

Fine, just lay off my shop vac. It's been through enough.

So then you did suck up your blown chunks with the shop vac.

**jt1135** · 02-02-2009

I work construction rehabbing wastewater plants. Lets get into a serious talk of disgusting. Clean out some of the chambers and whenever you have a bolt sticking out you have a huge pile of pink minnows. Best to let them dry. Nothing worse than a woman's monthly curse. Except the clean up.

**SoonerBS** · 02-02-2009

Originally Posted by jt1135

I work construction rehabbing wastewater plants. Lets get into a serious talk of disgusting. Clean out some of the chambers and whenever you have a bolt sticking out you have a huge pile of pink minnows. Best to let them dry. Nothing worse than a woman's monthly curse. Except the clean up.

OK, you win, can we close this thread now?