Who Killed Michael Jackson?

**lorenzoinoc** · 06-25-2009

Larry, we may need your help on this one. Was it the same person that killed David Carradine?

I refuse to believe the "he took a risky sex act a little too far" explanation for either one of them.

**lorenzoinoc** · 06-25-2009

Has anyone seen Alan lately. Hmmm.....

**dorkman53** · 06-25-2009

It isn't nearly as satisfying as when he was in office, but it's never too late to blame George W. Bush for just about everything. Wait a minute.......I guess it's only cathartic to blame "W" for BAD things.......

**Larryrsf** · 06-25-2009

Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc

Larry, we may need your help on this one. Was it the same person that killed David Carradine?

I refuse to believe the "he took a risky sex act a little too far" explanation for either one of them.

Who is michael Jackson and who is David Carradine? Who cares what they do or did? Why do they matter to you? Why would they matter to me? Get a life.

Larry

**lorenzoinoc** · 06-25-2009

Well, they always say death comes in threes. So Ed Mcmahon, Farah Fawcett, David Carradine and now Michael Jackson.

That's verbatim as reported on local Honolulu television.

**lorenzoinoc** · 06-25-2009

Originally Posted by Larryrsf

Who is michael Jackson and who is David Carradine? Who cares what they do or did? Why do they matter to you? Why would they matter to me? Get a life.

Larry

Yes, that would be fine for me, but what about them?

**Not a hacker** · 06-25-2009

Hey Larry,

I'm just wondering why Alan hasn't been online lately. Did you finally get that restraining order taken out on him?

**Tee'd Off** · 06-25-2009

Heart attack at 50 is sad despite his history. My Doctor, a heart surgeon on his day job, told me for someone to have a heart attack before 60 is attributed to three causes. 1) drug abuse 2) undetected pre-existing heart condition 3) terrible lifestyle (diet, smoking, etc.). If you have abused cocaine or any other stimulant in your life your risk for heart related trouble almost doubles. If you have not done any dope then you can forget about issue number 1. Issue number 2 is something you have to do yourself by asking your Doctor. An EKG, the standard heart test, is only good to a point. An echo cardiogram coupled with an EKG gives the most accurate results. If you have not had one and your 35 to 40 I would get one to make sure all is well. If something is found no need to worry the Doctors of today can fix all but the most serious of heart conditions. Issue number 3 is one you have to control yourself. If you smoke as I did please quit. Watch your diet and eat healthy. I know it may sound crappy to give up some good stuff but it will kill you (cholesterol). Make the effort to eat well guys it will pay off later with your quality of life in your later years. Heart failure is the number one killer in the world. I don't mean to preach here folks but I have lost some loved ones to heart conditions & the suddeness of it is sureal. A good deal of heart related issues can be put in check by healthy living and eating.

**Not a hacker** · 06-25-2009

Maybe it was from over exertion from running to Walmart. Apparently he was in such a hurry because he saw an advertisement for 'boys pants half off'.

**Kiwi Player** · 06-26-2009

It was Farah Fawcett who killed Michael Jackson. When she reached the pearly gates St Peter said "God will grant you one last wish before you enter heaven." Farah replied "My only wish is that the children I left behind are safe"

**lorenzoinoc** · 06-26-2009

I don't know if this would make him a suspect or not, but the last person seen with Jackson was Camilo Villegas who apparently had come over his house to read putts.

**Larryrsf** · 06-26-2009

Originally Posted by Not a hacker

Hey Larry,

I'm just wondering why Alan hasn't been online lately. Did you finally get that restraining order taken out on him?

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his ISP pulled the plug on him. He was a serious sicko operating in several forums, not just all the golf DBs. He insulted everyone and when someone fought back, he would go after them, get their home and business phone numbers, harass them, learn what they are working on and try to sabotage it. VERY SERIOUS stuff that is actually criminal if he did "business inteference" damage --as he tried to do to me by contacting Golf Laboratories after their test of our products. His ISP and telephone provider had every right to disconnect him in Socialist Canada.

I lodged several formal complaints against him months ago...

Larry

**lorenzoinoc** · 06-26-2009

Originally Posted by Larryrsf

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his ISP pulled the plug on him. He was a serious sicko operating in several forums, not just all the golf DBs. Larry

Larry, I'd be very interested in getting your definition of sicko.

**connecticutter** · 06-26-2009

Villegas always needed a tighter grip on his shaft.

**Kiwi Player** · 06-26-2009

Originally Posted by Larryrsf

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his ISP pulled the plug on him. He was a serious sicko operating in several forums, not just all the golf DBs. He insulted everyone and when someone fought back, he would go after them, get their home and business phone numbers, harass them, learn what they are working on and try to sabotage it. VERY SERIOUS stuff that is actually criminal if he did "business inteference" damage --as he tried to do to me by contacting Golf Laboratories after their test of our products. His ISP and telephone provider had every right to disconnect him in Socialist Canada.

I lodged several formal complaints against him months ago...

Larry

Wow! I'm relieved that ISP pulled the plug. That Alan guy sounds really scary. The threat of him obtaining my home number and messing with my business interests is the stuff of nightmares. I hope they send him to a gulag for 20 years hard labour in communist Canada.

**lorenzoinoc** · 06-26-2009

Has anyone else noticed how Michael Jackson is murdered and now Alan is strangely absent?

If in fact Alan and Michael Jackson were the same person, then I think Camilo Villegas and LarryRSF would both be suspects.

**dorkman53** · 06-26-2009

Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc

Has anyone else noticed how Michael Jackson is murdered and now Alan is strangely absent?

If in fact Alan and Michael Jackson were the same person, then I think Camilo Villegas and LarryRSF would both be suspects.

Absolutely! Can ANYONE produce a photo of Michael Jackson and Alan Jackson at the same place and time, in the same photo? I think not. Clearly they were one and the same person. I now suspect that the corpse they claim is Michael Jackson is that of a nameless drifter, and you'll soon see Alan Jackson re-emerging in the public spotlight, now that his evil alter ego has been mysteriously "eliminated."
Obviously, the same CIA operatives that are keeping Elvis, JFK, and Walt Disney alive in suspended animation are involved in this current plot!! The "real" Michael Jackson is hiding out in a foreign country. I will learn which country as soon as I consult my phone psychic.
How can America ignore the obvious truth?!

**Not a hacker** · 06-28-2009

Larry,
When you say 'get' their home and business phone numbers, you mean use the contact details provided on said targets webpage which are plain for all to see don't you?

**lorenzoinoc** · 06-28-2009

Originally Posted by Not a hacker

Larry,
When you say 'get' their home and business phone numbers, you mean use the contact details provided on said targets webpage which are plain for all to see don't you?

You have to realize, Larry carries the american way on his shoulders alone. Without him things will degenerate into....something really bad. That makes him more dangerous to some than combining oxycontin and demerol. Obviously not Michael Jackson, but some.

**alangbaker** · 06-28-2009

Originally Posted by Larryrsf

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that his ISP pulled the plug on him. He was a serious sicko operating in several forums, not just all the golf DBs. He insulted everyone and when someone fought back, he would go after them, get their home and business phone numbers, harass them, learn what they are working on and try to sabotage it. VERY SERIOUS stuff that is actually criminal if he did "business inteference" damage --as he tried to do to me by contacting Golf Laboratories after their test of our products. His ISP and telephone provider had every right to disconnect him in Socialist Canada.

I lodged several formal complaints against him months ago...

Larry

You, sir, are a liar; through and through.

**alangbaker** · 06-28-2009

Originally Posted by Not a hacker

Larry,
When you say 'get' their home and business phone numbers, you mean use the contact details provided on said targets webpage which are plain for all to see don't you?

Actually, what he means is call the number that he, himself, posted in a public forum and invited anyone who wished to call.

As a point of interest: Larry's home number is also his business number. Does anyone here know anyone who claims to have a large successful business who's home number is the only number listed on his website?

Just curious...

**GoHuskers** · 07-05-2009

Originally Posted by Tee'd Off

Heart attack at 50 is sad despite his history. My Doctor, a heart surgeon on his day job, told me for someone to have a heart attack before 60 is attributed to three causes. 1) drug abuse 2) undetected pre-existing heart condition 3) terrible lifestyle (diet, smoking, etc.). If you have abused cocaine or any other stimulant in your life your risk for heart related trouble almost doubles. If you have not done any dope then you can forget about issue number 1. Issue number 2 is something you have to do yourself by asking your Doctor. An EKG, the standard heart test, is only good to a point. An echo cardiogram coupled with an EKG gives the most accurate results. If you have not had one and your 35 to 40 I would get one to make sure all is well. If something is found no need to worry the Doctors of today can fix all but the most serious of heart conditions. Issue number 3 is one you have to control yourself. If you smoke as I did please quit. Watch your diet and eat healthy. I know it may sound crappy to give up some good stuff but it will kill you (cholesterol). Make the effort to eat well guys it will pay off later with your quality of life in your later years. Heart failure is the number one killer in the world. I don't mean to preach here folks but I have lost some loved ones to heart conditions & the suddeness of it is sureal. A good deal of heart related issues can be put in check by healthy living and eating.

that's very solid advice. Sorry about your loved ones.

**GoHuskers** · 07-05-2009

Originally Posted by alangbaker

Actually, what he means is call the number that he, himself, posted in a public forum and invited anyone who wished to call.

As a point of interest: Larry's home number is also his business number. Does anyone here know anyone who claims to have a large successful business who's home number is the only number listed on his website?

Just curious...

ProStatus runs a very successful business with his home phone. The thread where that came out escapes me though.

**Horseballs** · 07-07-2009

I am really angered by Michael Jackson's death. I couldn't give a fukc about him as a person, but his death has turned every media outlet into Entertainment Tonight for over a week. I'll admit, Thriller was a pretty sweet album and the old Jackson Five stuff had its place in time, but the guy has done nothing but fondle 11 year old cock for the past decade and the entire world forgets about it. I think MJ killed himself by OD'ing on prescription drugs because he didn't feel like going on his reunion tour. Have you seen CNN's front page today?

**alangbaker** · 07-07-2009

Originally Posted by GoHuskers

ProStatus runs a very successful business with his home phone. The thread where that came out escapes me though.

I'm sure he does, but Larry claims his is a large business that employs others...

**KoolCat** · 07-07-2009

It's f'ing ridiculous. Meanwhile, Obama and company are trying to sneak a huge tax increase through under the guise of 'Cap and Trade'. The same idiots that are so enamored with the death of Michael Jackson are the same idiots that put Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Frank, and others in control of this country.