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Michael Jackson Thread
In true GR style, I thought we should start a Michael Jackson thread, resurrecting old Michael Jackson jokes.
I dropped a couple on the other threads, but I thought I'd start this thread with this gem:
How do you know when it's time to go to bed at Neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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It was so moving in 1994 when OJ Simpson was charged with murder. MJ sent him a touching message - "Don't worry OJ, I'll take care of the kids"
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where the f#ck am I?
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I'll do one more.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's white, made of plastic, and is a danger to small children. The other is used to carry shopping.
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OK
Rather than list individual jokes, I'll link to a website full of Michael Jackson jokes.
http://www.101funjokes.com/michael_jackson_jokes.htm
Seldom right, never in doubt......
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When the EMS heard that Michael Jackson collapsed, they brougth him to a children's hopsital.
He was regained consciencness immediately.
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 Originally Posted by Not a hacker
I'll do one more.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's white, made of plastic, and is a danger to small children. The other is used to carry shopping.
Do you have satellite radio?
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Originally Posted by connecticutter
When the EMS heard that Michael Jackson collapsed, they brougth him to a children's hopsital.
He was regained consciencness immediately.
No no you're missing the point. Post that joke in the other MJ thread. This thread is for 'old' MJ jokes.
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where the f#ck am I?
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Michael Jackson rushed to Macy's when he heard that boy's pants were half off.
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Thanks for the link DM. Plenty I hadn't heard there.
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Originally Posted by Not a hacker
Thanks for the link DM. Plenty I hadn't heard there.
Sorry to be redundant, NaH. Didn't realize that joke was in the other thread. and yes there are some great ones on that link DM provided. The "What's the difference between MJ and acne?" one made me laugh so hard I almost puked.
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