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What is your greatest GR moment?
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There have been some great GR moments as most regular posters on here will agree. What is your all time favourite? Mine are (in no particular order)
Spank and the ass wax
Spank and the calves
Larrys Tai Chi golf video
My own Thrivers post
HB's religion thread
GHD resignation post
I wasnt here for BPC matchplay strategies, Benguk resignation or Teesee Vietnam golf but they were good.
Edgey
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The Ass Wax thread! My all time favorite.
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All of the hoopla about "The Master" and "Irish Golfer" about their match, and "The Master" not paying up after he lost. Classic GR stuff.
The other is Besson's oft quoted Lactose Intolerance thread; probably the hardest I've ever laughed on GR.
Seldom right, never in doubt......
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Actually, I hate to burst everyone's bubble, but the "ass wax" routine was done on a gambling forum I use to frequent a couple of years before Spank plagiarized it on here. It was funny though, but it was not originally done by our boy, Spank.
Larry's Tai Chi video was definitely original though and it was funnier than hell. I remember going over to my website after viewing it and posting the link so that everyone else could check it out. It is very sad that it was pulled off YouTube so soon.
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Originally Posted by dorkman53
All of the hoopla about "The Master" and "Irish Golfer" about their match, and "The Master" not paying up after he lost. Classic GR stuff.
The other is Besson's oft quoted Lactose Intolerance thread; probably the hardest I've ever laughed on GR.
This DOES sound like a good one. Please post the link . . . . .
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Wiggles link to the "kyleproboller" thread he started on Brian Manzellas forum was the hardest Ive laughed...He posted a picture of some hacker duffing a shot and was trying to ask for advice about flipping the club.
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Tucan's routine with the HiBore was classic
Both B!tchmoves threads are modern classics
Powerfade
Bump and Run 60
fred3 antagonizer
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*Plus many more accolades that are the cause of jealousy
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Dorkman, RIP
Edgey v. Wiggles and the Irony Thread
fred3 antagonizer
2010 recipiant of TRG Commendation of Excellence
Member GR Club 5K
Member GFF Crew
*Plus many more accolades that are the cause of jealousy
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The match between The Master & Irish Golfer was good.I wonder if The master ever came through and paid his debt?I believe it was a turkey.Besson & Roscoe always were good.LC3 was always good for a laugh too.
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I'm really a big fan of a couple of recent spammer threads:
Reason That You Hate Spammer - Wind
Accidentally Come Here - KellyChen
I think the Would You Bang Stephanie Sparks? poll thread would have morphed into infamy had it not been locked by our resident raging Christian fundamentalist after only a few posts.
Honorable Mention goes to any of the dozen or so recent Ass Rape porn threads.
GR lives...
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OK; here it is, as requested,,,,,,Besson's Lactose Intolerance Classic:
"There is a world class course (Stonehouse) in Williamsburg, Virginia. Roscoe and I have a 1:30 tee time. It is an hour away. I totally cannot drink or eat dairy or else I get the explosions.
So of course before the hour car trip to the course I enjoy a giant chocolate malt.
We get to the course and I feel fine. We play the front nine and it is a beautiful day and am empty course. The 9th green and 10th tee are about 2 miles apart. We hop in the cart and start the journey to the back nine and it hits me. Hits me hard. Malt wants to make a jailbreak. I am literally doubled over in the cart and clenching for my life. I know I am not gonna make it. We pull up to the 10th tee and I grap a towel out of my golf bag. I sprint behind the back tee and find a tree to lean against. I have to be careful because there is a day care center just through the trees, so I situate myself at an angle so nobody can see me except those using the cart path. Empty course, nobody else using the path, I am safe.
Roscoe is laying on his side on the tee laughing himself silly. I drop trou and lean back against the tree. I am dying now. The pressure is too great. I am sweating and nauseous and bugs are flying all around my face. I think I might die. I cut loose with enough power to nearly levitate myself off the ground. I am worried about spray on the back of my shoes or pants. I know this tree is a goner. The sheer power still startles me to this day.
So Roscoe announces as I am nearly done "somebody is coming down the path!!"
I totally do not believe him. He is just making my suffering worse with teasing. I release again and this time start commentating. Words like "Oh sweet Jesus, oh sweet baby Jesus" is what I am mumbling. Gallons of sweat are dripping off my forehead....
he was not kidding. Some realtor is trying to sell home sites and sure enough down the path comes one of those carts that seats 12 people and it has a couple of other carts attached to it train style and it is pulling these people along. They are touring the course and the home sites. Must be 25 of them. I am in plain view and the smell is real. Really real. I bow my head so at least they cannot see my face......
I left the towel behind after clean up. Last time I went to the course it was still there, right next to the tree. The tree looks sad.
Have not had a malt since."
Seldom right, never in doubt......
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Originally Posted by dorkman53
OK; here it is, as requested,,,,,,Besson's Lactose Intolerance Classic:
"There is a world class course (Stonehouse) in Williamsburg, Virginia. Roscoe and I have a 1:30 tee time. It is an hour away. I totally cannot drink or eat dairy or else I get the explosions.
So of course before the hour car trip to the course I enjoy a giant chocolate malt.
We get to the course and I feel fine. We play the front nine and it is a beautiful day and am empty course. The 9th green and 10th tee are about 2 miles apart. We hop in the cart and start the journey to the back nine and it hits me. Hits me hard. Malt wants to make a jailbreak. I am literally doubled over in the cart and clenching for my life. I know I am not gonna make it. We pull up to the 10th tee and I grap a towel out of my golf bag. I sprint behind the back tee and find a tree to lean against. I have to be careful because there is a day care center just through the trees, so I situate myself at an angle so nobody can see me except those using the cart path. Empty course, nobody else using the path, I am safe.
Roscoe is laying on his side on the tee laughing himself silly. I drop trou and lean back against the tree. I am dying now. The pressure is too great. I am sweating and nauseous and bugs are flying all around my face. I think I might die. I cut loose with enough power to nearly levitate myself off the ground. I am worried about spray on the back of my shoes or pants. I know this tree is a goner. The sheer power still startles me to this day.
So Roscoe announces as I am nearly done "somebody is coming down the path!!"
I totally do not believe him. He is just making my suffering worse with teasing. I release again and this time start commentating. Words like "Oh sweet Jesus, oh sweet baby Jesus" is what I am mumbling. Gallons of sweat are dripping off my forehead....
he was not kidding. Some realtor is trying to sell home sites and sure enough down the path comes one of those carts that seats 12 people and it has a couple of other carts attached to it train style and it is pulling these people along. They are touring the course and the home sites. Must be 25 of them. I am in plain view and the smell is real. Really real. I bow my head so at least they cannot see my face......
I left the towel behind after clean up. Last time I went to the course it was still there, right next to the tree. The tree looks sad.
Have not had a malt since."
Mizuno irons -- made by Hattori Hanzo, forged in the fires of Mt. Fujiyama.
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Dorkman that's hilarious!!! Can you post a link to the actual thread. I gotta read the replies!!!
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where the f#ck am I?
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
Dorkman that's hilarious!!! Can you post a link to the actual thread. I gotta read the replies!!!
I tried a search, but all I get are links to when the post was repeated. Maybe Spank would know where to find it.
Seldom right, never in doubt......
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He should have poured some water over it, making it seep downwards. Nobody'll notice.
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Man its hard reading that and not laughing out loud at work.....
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Wow. 'Dorkman' joined as a member since 2001, he ought to have a super-senior member label under his name !
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Originally Posted by Fiona.G.Michelle
Wow. 'Dorkman' joined as a member since 2001, he ought to have a super-senior member label under his name !
That would seem to make sense until you understand a little about Dorkman's background . Shortly after he joined he went to prison and was only recently released. Unfortunately we don't recognize posts made during incarceration when determining rank around here.
By the way, that's a very flattering picture of you.
GR lives...
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
That would seem to make sense until you understand a little about Dorkman's background . Shortly after he joined he went to prison and was only recently released. Unfortunately we don't recognize posts made during incarceration when determining rank around here.
By the way, that's a very flattering picture of you.
Why, thank you very much
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
That would seem to make sense until you understand a little about Dorkman's background . Shortly after he joined he went to prison and was only recently released. Unfortunately we don't recognize posts made during incarceration when determining rank around here.
By the way, that's a very flattering picture of you.
You also forgot to mention that Dorkman died for a month, so technically, a month should be subtracted somewhere as well . . . .
Mizuno irons -- made by Hattori Hanzo, forged in the fires of Mt. Fujiyama.
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
You also forgot to mention that Dorkman died for a month, so technically, a month should be subtracted somewhere as well . . . .
The period during which he's been playing Scratch wedges is also dubious.
GR lives...
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
The period during which he's been playing Scratch wedges is also dubious.
Yeah, with the wedges, that pretty well takes care of the past 4 or 5 years.......but I've only been playing the irons for the past several months.
Seldom right, never in doubt......
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
Actually, I hate to burst everyone's bubble, but the "ass wax" routine was done on a gambling forum I use to frequent a couple of years before Spank plagiarized it on here. It was funny though, but it was not originally done by our boy, Spank.
Absolutely untrue, you retard.
Someone must have plagiarized my post/thread. I don't copy crap; I don't need to, jackass.
Prove it, b itch. Oh, you can't.
Shithead, I live in San Francisco, and posted with San Francisco themes, a sshole.
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Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
Absolutely untrue, you retard.
Someone must have plagiarized my post/thread. I don't copy crap; I don't need to, jackass.
Prove it, b itch. Oh, you can't.
Shithead, I live in San Francisco, and posted with San Francisco themes, a sshole.
The site the thread was posted on only has a database that goes back to 2007. The thread I read was done in 2002. When was it you did your thread?
By the way, I always heard you boys in San Francisco like to wax your arseholes . . . .
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I'm disappointed no one was able to have a solid copy of the Tai Chi golf video. I missed the video and I'm very sad I'll never get a chance to see it.
BPC's Matchplay I still think was one of the best threads on here hands down.
2-0-1 in GR stroke play
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
The site the thread was posted on only has a database that goes back to 2007. The thread I read was done in 2002. When was it you did your thread?
By the way, I always heard you boys in San Francisco like to wax your arseholes . . . .
That's funny because I heard it's because their boyfriends in OK like it smooth. I guess you should know. DOPE!!
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All of the great GR moments have already been mentioned by others (BPC Matchplay Strategies, Camillo Villegas - WOW etc). But I on a personal note, apart from being Zinged by Fred3, being called out by Larryrsf and accused of hiding in the shadows, with pockets full of feces, ready to hurl at the passing parade, would have to rate right up there.
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where the f#ck am I?
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
All of the great GR moments have already been mentioned by others (BPC Matchplay Strategies, Camillo Villegas - WOW etc). But I on a personal note, apart from being Zinged by Fred3, being called out by Larryrsf and accused of hiding in the shadows, with pockets full of feces, ready to hurl at the passing parade, would have to rate right up there.
The pocket full of fesces thread and post were right up there. As far as Fred3 is concerned, how in the hell has he called you out when I'm so much less rational and so much more obnoxious?
GR lives...
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Originally Posted by poe4soul
That's funny because I heard it's because their boyfriends in OK like it smooth. I guess you should know. DOPE!!
Here in Oklahoma we would screw a sheep before we would screw another man's arsehole.
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Then OK has something in common with Iran. According to Ahmadinejad there are no gay men in Iraq either. For which the world laughed collectively. Your in denial if you think you don't have any gay men in OK.
Last edited by poe4soul; 10-20-2009 at 02:55 PM.
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My fav was dorkman R.I.P, it creased me up, after all the flaming that goes on on here, then to read the responses to spanks masterclass was hilareous...
Nice work doggie..
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Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
Absolutely untrue, you retard.
Someone must have plagiarized my post/thread. I don't copy crap; I don't need to, jackass.
Prove it, b itch. Oh, you can't.
Shithead, I live in San Francisco, and posted with San Francisco themes, a sshole.
I Heard Through the grapevine that Prostatus is Spank. Just what I heard
EveryThing You Need To Know About The Game.
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Predictionuaxy and the iphone thread will go down as one the the great moments at GR.
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
The site the thread was posted on only has a database that goes back to 2007. The thread I read was done in 2002. When was it you did your thread?
By the way, I always heard you boys in San Francisco like to wax your arseholes . . . .
Search GR for the thread you lazy bastard.
I will even do the google search for your dumb ass to prove any lack of plagiarism:
Boomer google search
Kiss my unwaxed hairy ass anyways; your reply was worthless...
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Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
Search GR for the thread you lazy bastard.
I will even do the google search for your dumb ass to prove any lack of plagiarism:
Boomer google search
Kiss my unwaxed hairy ass anyways; your reply was worthless...
U mad?
Pretty sure you got that schtick from the misc.
Nice try though.
FON
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I brought Spank out in a full rage. He lost his creativity and has diverted into a bumbling moron. I claim the right of owning Spank.
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
I brought Spank out in a full rage. He lost his creativity and has diverted into a bumbling moron. I claim the right of owning Spank.
You own enough Spank to trade shares publicly.
You should require a permit to own that much Spank.
You own so much Spank you should keep it on a leash.
Continue...
FON
"The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be." - Bruce Lee
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Taylormade rac Satin TP (52,56,60)
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
All of the great GR moments have already been mentioned by others (BPC Matchplay Strategies, Camillo Villegas - WOW etc). But I on a personal note, apart from being Zinged by Fred3, being called out by Larryrsf and accused of hiding in the shadows, with pockets full of feces, ready to hurl at the passing parade, would have to rate right up there.
If we are talking pesonal greatest moments on GR, think my run of Fred3 exlcusivity late last year would be my proudest achievement. I had a run of about 4 or 5 threads in a row where Fred's entrances to castigate me were his only posts on GR. I seem to have lost the midas touch (or Fred has finally been locked up) but I sure had a good run there.
For some strange reason I've never had any success with Larry, in spite of my repeated efforts. I've never been accused of hiding in the shadows of passing parades with a pocket full of feces to throw. Never even been accused of being unemployed and living in a one bedroom flat. My lack of ability to ryle Larry is definitely a big hole in my GR resume.
The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.
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Originally Posted by Not a hacker
If we are talking pesonal greatest moments on GR, think my run of Fred3 exlcusivity late last year would be my proudest achievement. I had a run of about 4 or 5 threads in a row where Fred's entrances to castigate me were his only posts on GR. I seem to have lost the midas touch (or Fred has finally been locked up) but I sure had a good run there.
For some strange reason I've never had any success with Larry, in spite of my repeated efforts. I've never been accused of hiding in the shadows of passing parades with a pocket full of feces to throw. Never even been accused of being unemployed and living in a one bedroom flat. My lack of ability to ryle Larry is definitely a big hole in my GR resume.
I'd trade you all my current and future Larrys for one Fred3.
GR lives...
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
I'd trade you all my current and future Larrys for one Fred3.
Fred has been absent fo a long time now. The window of opportunity may have passed for everyone. But at least you got to see the LarryRSF slow motion practce swing video. Having been privileged enough to experience both, I'd say viewing of the swing vid is worth more than all my Fred3 lambstings put together.
The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.
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Originally Posted by Not a hacker
Fred has been absent fo a long time now. The window of opportunity may have passed for everyone. But at least you got to see the LarryRSF slow motion practce swing video. Having been privileged enough to experience both, I'd say viewing of the swing vid is worth more than all my Fred3 lambstings put together.
With that I'd agree. I thank god every day I wasn't on vacation at the time.
GR lives...
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
With that I'd agree. I thank god every day I wasn't on vacation at the time.
I think we all agree (except those who were on holiday and didn't get to see it) that Larry's slow motion practice swing vid was the greatest moment in GR history. Is there really any need to keep this thread open?
P.S. Whenever I see the Simpsons episode when Homer punishes Bart by stopping him from seeing the Itchy and Scratchy movie I spare a thought for Kiwi.
The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.
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I've located an even rarer video. It's of Lairy posting an accurate score.
GR lives...
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
I brought Spank out in a full rage. He lost his creativity and has diverted into a bumbling moron. I claim the right of owning Spank.
Well, at least you have admitted to lying about my plagiarizing some weird gay forum thread you read, a few years back...
Actually, I liked you, and have been reading you for quite a while; surprised you would tell such untruths on an obscure internet golf forum filled with obscure internet people.
Sorry about the "Dorkman is dead" thread; Looks like that really pissed you off.
Actually, if you want to claim the right to own me, that is fine with me.
This will give me the opportunity to finally do something constructive here, like searching every post you have ever written, and jumping in on anything you write. I now have a purpose again.
It is no fun on this forum without an enemy to battle with. Thank you Boomer.
Oops, time to go; have to research; it will be necessary to read all 1769 posts of yours, so I can know everything about my new enemy; never really paid attention...
Something makes me think you are joking, since I like you, but don't know why. I gotta go over all your posts, first.
Edited: shucks, kid, your first 100 posts are pretty harmless, so I don't think you had any ill intentions against me; unless you do. Let me know, dude...
Last edited by spanqdoggie; 10-23-2009 at 01:00 AM.
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Actually, the "Dorkman is Dead" thread was a masterpiece. I definitely tip my hat to you on that one.
Feel free to tail me like a bird dog. Every true and legitimate member on GR is suppose to have an adversary of mutual respect. Edgey has Omen. Larry has Alan. NAH has ProStatus and Dorkman. So, I feel honored to have you evaluating my every post.
Let the games begin . . . .
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