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I have Invented the SMACK Wedge.
This wedge is legal as a 15th club by the USGA. Following rules apply. It can only be used to SMACK the POOP out of anyone giving swing advise or bragging about something while on the golf course that is not true. It is also very Handy when at the practice range for those wannabe swing coaches without a class A.
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Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
This wedge is legal as a 15th club by the USGA. Following rules apply. It can only be used to SMACK the POOP out of anyone giving swing advise or bragging about something while on the golf course that is not true. It is also very Handy when at the practice range for those wannabe swing coaches without a class A.
I had a casual round with some buds. A guy asked to join up with us on the second hole, I notice hes garbed out in titleist this and that, matching bag, some hat that said pga sumthin pro. After one hole, hes dont feel bad I,m a pro. I,m like game on, matching him par for par. I mention a little side betting, he bails on the ninth. I play with a good guy who was new to the game when we first met a couple years ago, wouldnt shut up about do this, do that, I read this on toms golf tips, or some video etc... Finally I look at him and say I,ve forgot more than you will ever know, shut the f u k up. Since than hes much more pleasant to play with.
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Good idea GE, but is a wedge the best option? Recent events at 2.00am in Florida show us that the 5 iron would be more appropriate if you really wanna fuk someone up.
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Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
This wedge is legal as a 15th club by the USGA. Following rules apply. It can only be used to SMACK the POOP out of anyone giving swing advise or bragging about something while on the golf course that is not true. It is also very Handy when at the practice range for those wannabe swing coaches without a class A.
Those little digital audio devices where you can hit one of four buttons are great as well. One is the sound of a fart and one says "**** off". Great to use when the know it all is teeing off. It's also great at weddings and funerals.
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Originally Posted by famousdavis
Those little digital audio devices where you can hit one of four buttons are great as well. One is the sound of a fart and one says "**** off". Great to use when the know it all is teeing off. It's also great at weddings and funerals.
. Shut the Hell Up Jackas. Who asked you for your Lame asz opinion.
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Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
. Shut the Hell Up Jackas. Who asked you for your Lame asz opinion.
Damn when did this forum become so profane and impolite shame on you
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Originally Posted by groundhogday
Damn when did this forum become so profane and impolite shame on you
GHD
Im Sorry . IIl keep that to a minimum. Carry on
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Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
Im Sorry . IIl keep that to a minimum. Carry on
Thank you
We must uphold standards set down by our forefathers.
GHD
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Sun Tzu
"There is an old saying: If a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot."
Sam Snead
Taylor Made R9 TP
Cleveland CG-10 52 &56
Taylormade v-steel copy 3 & 5 wood
Tiger Shark 18* hybrid
Tayormade 2007 Burner 10.5 Driver
odyssey #9 white hot
gamer topflite
Dewars scotch whiskey
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Originally Posted by 12sandwich
I had a casual round with some buds. A guy asked to join up with us on the second hole, I notice hes garbed out in titleist this and that, matching bag, some hat that said pga sumthin pro. After one hole, hes dont feel bad I,m a pro. I,m like game on, matching him par for par. I mention a little side betting, he bails on the ninth. I play with a good guy who was new to the game when we first met a couple years ago, wouldnt shut up about do this, do that, I read this on toms golf tips, or some video etc... Finally I look at him and say I,ve forgot more than you will ever know, shut the f u k up. Since than hes much more pleasant to play with.
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Originally Posted by groundhogday
Thank you
We must uphold standards set down by our forefathers.
GHD
I don't want to encroach on DM's territory as the resident GR grammar Nazi, but shouldn't that be 'four fathers' in your case? BTW, I didn't realise you and Golf Episode were related.
The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.
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Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
. Shut the Hell Up Jackas. Who asked you for your Lame asz opinion.
Go shave your nuts.
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