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    I have Invented the SMACK Wedge.

    This wedge is legal as a 15th club by the USGA. Following rules apply. It can only be used to SMACK the POOP out of anyone giving swing advise or bragging about something while on the golf course that is not true. It is also very Handy when at the practice range for those wannabe swing coaches without a class A.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
    This wedge is legal as a 15th club by the USGA. Following rules apply. It can only be used to SMACK the POOP out of anyone giving swing advise or bragging about something while on the golf course that is not true. It is also very Handy when at the practice range for those wannabe swing coaches without a class A.
    I had a casual round with some buds. A guy asked to join up with us on the second hole, I notice hes garbed out in titleist this and that, matching bag, some hat that said pga sumthin pro. After one hole, hes dont feel bad I,m a pro. I,m like game on, matching him par for par. I mention a little side betting, he bails on the ninth. I play with a good guy who was new to the game when we first met a couple years ago, wouldnt shut up about do this, do that, I read this on toms golf tips, or some video etc... Finally I look at him and say I,ve forgot more than you will ever know, shut the f u k up. Since than hes much more pleasant to play with.
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    Good idea GE, but is a wedge the best option? Recent events at 2.00am in Florida show us that the 5 iron would be more appropriate if you really wanna fuk someone up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
    This wedge is legal as a 15th club by the USGA. Following rules apply. It can only be used to SMACK the POOP out of anyone giving swing advise or bragging about something while on the golf course that is not true. It is also very Handy when at the practice range for those wannabe swing coaches without a class A.
    Those little digital audio devices where you can hit one of four buttons are great as well. One is the sound of a fart and one says "**** off". Great to use when the know it all is teeing off. It's also great at weddings and funerals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    Those little digital audio devices where you can hit one of four buttons are great as well. One is the sound of a fart and one says "**** off". Great to use when the know it all is teeing off. It's also great at weddings and funerals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
    . Shut the Hell Up Jackas. Who asked you for your Lame asz opinion.
    Damn when did this forum become so profane and impolite shame on you

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    Quote Originally Posted by groundhogday
    Damn when did this forum become so profane and impolite shame on you

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    Im Sorry . IIl keep that to a minimum. Carry on
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    Quote Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
    Im Sorry . IIl keep that to a minimum. Carry on
    Thank you

    We must uphold standards set down by our forefathers.

    GHD
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12sandwich
    I had a casual round with some buds. A guy asked to join up with us on the second hole, I notice hes garbed out in titleist this and that, matching bag, some hat that said pga sumthin pro. After one hole, hes dont feel bad I,m a pro. I,m like game on, matching him par for par. I mention a little side betting, he bails on the ninth. I play with a good guy who was new to the game when we first met a couple years ago, wouldnt shut up about do this, do that, I read this on toms golf tips, or some video etc... Finally I look at him and say I,ve forgot more than you will ever know, shut the f u k up. Since than hes much more pleasant to play with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by groundhogday
    Thank you

    We must uphold standards set down by our forefathers.

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    I don't want to encroach on DM's territory as the resident GR grammar Nazi, but shouldn't that be 'four fathers' in your case? BTW, I didn't realise you and Golf Episode were related.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GolfEpisode
    . Shut the Hell Up Jackas. Who asked you for your Lame asz opinion.
    Go shave your nuts.

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