Eldrick is a sick man

[spanqdoggie]

What the f? Now we find out Eldrick is into golden showers and other weird crap?

I cannot believe you Eldrick lovers; I would kick you all in the ass: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/18/tiger-...-text-message/

I hope a freaking bear attacks Eldrick's ass at the Masters.

[Riverologist]

Spanq, you don't surprise me as the type that would choke out a bi*tch after she laughed at your premature ejac.....what's the difference?

[famousdavis]

What the f? Now we find out Eldrick is into golden showers and other weird crap?

I cannot believe you Eldrick lovers; I would kick you all in the ass: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/18/tiger-...-text-message/

I hope a freaking bear attacks Eldrick's ass at the Masters.

"Lot's of guys like to watch their buddies fu.ck. I know I do". Trivia question: What movie was this from?

A. Pulp Fiction
B. Repo Man
C. Toxic Avenger
D. Diner

[famousdavis]

What the f? Now we find out Eldrick is into golden showers and other weird crap?

I cannot believe you Eldrick lovers; I would kick you all in the ass: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/18/tiger-...-text-message/

I hope a freaking bear attacks Eldrick's ass at the Masters.

On a serious note, how can anyone take any of these text messages seriously? Does she have proof that they came from his phone? I think this woman realizes she missed her opportunity and wants to cash in. Poor Tiger, when will this all end?

[Riverologist]

No one could care less about these skanks. They'll make a few bucks selling their stories to the tabloids but in reality no one gives a shite. He's a guy, likes to f*ck, porn, dirty acts. Its not a big revelation. We just want him to destroy fields on Sunday. End of story.

[famousdavis]

No one could care less about these skanks. They'll make a few bucks selling their stories to the tabloids but in reality no one gives a shite. He's a guy, likes to f*ck, porn, dirty acts. Its not a big revelation. We just want him to destroy fields on Sunday. End of story.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[spanqdoggie]

So river, are you actually going to be rooting for this jackass to win?

There is much more joy in rooting against this guy. Maybe I can fly up to Canada and piss in your face, since you approve of this practice.

[noshuz]

"Lot's of guys like to watch their buddies fu.ck. I know I do". Trivia question: What movie was this from?

A. Pulp Fiction
B. Repo Man
C. Toxic Avenger
D. Diner

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[Riverologist]

So river, are you actually going to be rooting for this jackass to win?

There is much more joy in rooting against this guy. Maybe I can fly up to Canada and piss in your face; in my world that is sick.

I actually enjoy watching records getting destroyed. I've been pretty fortunate in my span of life to witness greats like Gretzky , Jordan, Tyson, Lance Armstong etc. kill competition. I could care less about their sexual habits, gambling problems etc. I'm not their family member. I just want to watch some elite sports.

As for pissing on my face.....anyone as vocal as you about disliking something HAS to be a closet something. Just like those evangelists preaching against sexual immorally and end up being meth using, butt pirate paying little boys for the exact thing they preach against.

I come from the school of "each to their own." What do you care if Tiger takes a piss on some chic's tits Saturday night and goes out, puts on a clinic and destroys the field on Sunday. Big deal.

[spanqdoggie]

I actually enjoy watching records getting destroyed. I've been pretty fortunate in my span of life to witness greats like Gretzky , Jordan, Tyson, Lance Armstong etc. kill competition. I could care less about their sexual habits, gambling problems etc. I'm not their family member. I just want to watch some elite sports.

As for pissing on my face.....anyone as vocal as you about disliking something HAS to be a closet something. Just like those evangelists preaching against sexual immorally and end up being meth using, butt pirate paying little boys for the exact thing they preach against.

I come from the school of "each to their own." What do you care if Tiger takes a piss on some chic's tits Saturday night and goes out, puts on a clinic and destroys the field on Sunday. Big deal.

Well, I have always hated Eldrick ever since the beginning. I don't like his tantrums on the course.

Eldrick was married, and pissing on someone else's face... whatever, I cannot convince you that pissing on someone's face, not one's wife, is not worthy of the 'face of golf.'

[Riverologist]

Well, I have always hated Eldrick ever since the beginning. I don't like his tantrums on the course.

Eldrick was married, and pissing on someone else's face... whatever, I cannot convince you that pissing on someone's face, not one's wife, is not worthy of the 'face of golf.'

Tiger has it all right You don't do the nasty shite (if you are into it) to your wife, the mother of your children. You save it for the skanks and whores.

What is normal and acceptable to you, Spanq? Missionary only with the lights off? It might make you a more pleasant human to be around if you open broaden your horizons a little.

[edgey]

Hi Spank

I suspect that it is for the best that you and Camp Freddy dont meet up

Edgey

[KoolCat]

Well, I have always hated Eldrick ever since the beginning. I don't like his tantrums on the course.

Eldrick was married, and pissing on someone else's face... whatever, I cannot convince you that pissing on someone's face, not one's wife, is not worthy of the 'face of golf.'

I'm a little confused, Spank. Is it OK to piss on your wife's face, but a sin if you are pissing on a woman's face outside of your marriage? I need to clear this up, because I think my wife might have had it all wrong all these years.

I too was never a fan of Tiger, mainly because he seemed like such a poor sport and a cry baby. He is constantly pounding his clubs on the ground, swearing on live TV, throwing clubs, etc. And his poor shots never seem to be his fault. Its always the wind, a camera shutter in his back swing, the lie, etc. And what about the time he had 20 of his fans move that boulder as a 'loose impediment'? Classy... I have used Tiger's on course antics as a way to teach my son how NOT to act on the golf course and in life in general. I could care less if Tiger ever comes back to golf. I guess I'm in the minority, but I was always LESS likely to watch a tournament on Sunday if Tiger was in the lead. It made things boring because he had been groomed to be a professional golfer since the age of 3 and was simply in a different league than the rest of the field on most days. Especially on a Sunday when he had the lead. Especially in a major. I do find it interesting that he has never done very well in the Ryder Cup when he was playing for a team and for his country. He only seems to do well when he is playing for himself. I guess its his selfish, it's all about me personality. The same personality traits probably led him to cheat on his wife with all of these skanks.

Anyway, this chick appears to be a total skank looking for her 15 minutes of fame. I also believe she is a pathological liar. She claims to have gotten pregnant by Tiger twice and had abortions. Uh, no. Gotta call BS on that. If she was indeed pregnant with Tiger's baby that would have been her golden ticket (much preferred to a golden shower, I would think). She could have gotten a huge payoff from Tiger to 'take care of it' or else had the baby, duct taped a club to its hands (just like Earl did), and make it practice golf 8 hours a day from the age of 3 on. That would have been worth an easy billion dollar payout eventually.

[famousdavis]

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NO, Repo Man.

[Regulation Guy]

I'm a little confused, Spank. Is it OK to piss on your wife's face, but a sin if you are pissing on a woman's face outside of your marriage? I need to clear this up, because I think my wife might have had it all wrong all these years.

I too was never a fan of Tiger, mainly because he seemed like such a poor sport and a cry baby. He is constantly pounding his clubs on the ground, swearing on live TV, throwing clubs, etc. And his poor shots never seem to be his fault. Its always the wind, a camera shutter in his back swing, the lie, etc. And what about the time he had 20 of his fans move that boulder as a 'loose impediment'? Classy... I have used Tiger's on course antics as a way to teach my son how NOT to act on the golf course and in life in general. I could care less if Tiger ever comes back to golf. I guess I'm in the minority, but I was always LESS likely to watch a tournament on Sunday if Tiger was in the lead. It made things boring because he had been groomed to be a professional golfer since the age of 3 and was simply in a different league than the rest of the field on most days. Especially on a Sunday when he had the lead. Especially in a major. I do find it interesting that he has never done very well in the Ryder Cup when he was playing for a team and for his country. He only seems to do well when he is playing for himself. I guess its his selfish, it's all about me personality. The same personality traits probably led him to cheat on his wife with all of these skanks.

Anyway, this chick appears to be a total skank looking for her 15 minutes of fame. I also believe she is a pathological liar. She claims to have gotten pregnant by Tiger twice and had abortions. Uh, no. Gotta call BS on that. If she was indeed pregnant with Tiger's baby that would have been her golden ticket (much preferred to a golden shower, I would think). She could have gotten a huge payoff from Tiger to 'take care of it' or else had the baby, duct taped a club to its hands (just like Earl did), and make it practice golf 8 hours a day from the age of 3 on. That would have been worth an easy billion dollar payout eventually.

Maybe she confused a text she sent to Tiger with one he sent back to her. But either way, Tiger shouldn't be judged differently than any other brother involved in pro sports. The fact that he liles to bang blondes is not really surprising, and if he sometimes pisses on 'em afterwards, that most likely reflects the caliber of the piss-ee rather then the piss-er. One thing is for sure ... his coming back is gonna piss-off a lot of less skilled golfers down Augusta way...

[oldplayer]

I'm a little confused, Spank. Is it OK to piss on your wife's face, but a sin if you are pissing on a woman's face outside of your marriage? I need to clear this up, because I think my wife might have had it all wrong all these years.

I too was never a fan of Tiger, mainly because he seemed like such a poor sport and a cry baby. He is constantly pounding his clubs on the ground, swearing on live TV, throwing clubs, etc. And his poor shots never seem to be his fault. Its always the wind, a camera shutter in his back swing, the lie, etc. And what about the time he had 20 of his fans move that boulder as a 'loose impediment'? Classy... I have used Tiger's on course antics as a way to teach my son how NOT to act on the golf course and in life in general. I could care less if Tiger ever comes back to golf. I guess I'm in the minority, but I was always LESS likely to watch a tournament on Sunday if Tiger was in the lead. It made things boring because he had been groomed to be a professional golfer since the age of 3 and was simply in a different league than the rest of the field on most days. Especially on a Sunday when he had the lead. Especially in a major. I do find it interesting that he has never done very well in the Ryder Cup when he was playing for a team and for his country. He only seems to do well when he is playing for himself. I guess its his selfish, it's all about me personality. The same personality traits probably led him to cheat on his wife with all of these skanks.

Anyway, this chick appears to be a total skank looking for her 15 minutes of fame. I also believe she is a pathological liar. She claims to have gotten pregnant by Tiger twice and had abortions. Uh, no. Gotta call BS on that. If she was indeed pregnant with Tiger's baby that would have been her golden ticket (much preferred to a golden shower, I would think). She could have gotten a huge payoff from Tiger to 'take care of it' or else had the baby, duct taped a club to its hands (just like Earl did), and make it practice golf 8 hours a day from the age of 3 on. That would have been worth an easy billion dollar payout eventually.

This is an excellent post and not much to disagree with here.
I also was less likely to watch the final day of a tourney if Tiger was in the lead, or near it. Mainly because the sycophantic media coverage would ONLY cover what he did all day and virtually ignored any other players near the lead.

[KoolCat]

And when watching a tournament in person, I absolutely avoided even attempting to follow his group. The Tiger fanboys and other idiots created galleries 10-20 people deep. I mean, you'd have to skip 2-3 holes ahead to position yourself in a spot worth watching from. It really sucked if your favorite player was paired with him and you couldn't get anywhere close. I can't imagine the size of his gallery at his return to The Masters in a few weeks. It's going to be ridonkulous...

[SoonerBS]

I consider myself pretty kinky, but even I can't get into the "pissing" scene.

Spank is a true GR legend and you guys would do well to sit at his feet and learn from his wisdom.

[spanqdoggie]

Tiger has it all right You don't do the nasty shite (if you are into it) to your wife, the mother of your children. You save it for the skanks and whores.

What is normal and acceptable to you, Spanq? Missionary only with the lights off? It might make you a more pleasant human to be around if you open broaden your horizons a little.

I don't think so retard.

The most insane people I have met are psychiatrists, and others in those fields.

When I owned a small ambulance company years ago, I walked through hospitals staring down retarded psychiatrists, and scaring them; maybe around 3 or 4 of them. Doctors are jackasses too, not all; some are very nice.

There are lots of good doctors, but I actually threw one bad doc down the stairs at UCSF; he never sued (I was right)... he moved to New York.

The truth is you do not do "nasty shite" to anybody. Now your retarded ass is advocating pissing on a stranger when any normal person knows it is not normal?

Do not come into my forum and tell me that pissing on some strangers face is a normal activity... What else do you like? ... 5 year old boys? 6 year old girls?

Oh, you do not come across as smart as you think you do when you post here, so maybe you should read your own posts... you write like a retard.

A cheap ass college education does not make an intelligent person, but you don't know that.

Maybe if you remove the turquoise dildo from your mouth when pecking at the keyboard, you may convey your message more astutely?

I have a photo below of what I believe you look like.

Just trying to help,

retard.

Edited: I would slap that honky ass smile off your face faster than a chinchilla on the run... wrap my dick around your neck and start your begoggled ass up like a lawnmower b!tch...

[spanqdoggie]

[QUOTE=KoolCat]I'm a little confused, Spank. Is it OK to piss on your wife's face, but a sin if you are pissing on a woman's face outside of your marriage? I need to clear this up, because I think my wife might have had it all wrong all these years.

Yeah, I screwed up with my unedited English writing. You are correct. That came across all wrong; thank you for bringing it up, seriously. I had to laugh when I reread it.

Nice find.

[Riverologist]

I don't think so retard.

The most insane people I have met are psychiatrists, and others in those fields.

When I owned a small ambulance company years ago, I walked through hospitals staring down retarded psychiatrists, and scaring them; maybe around 3 or 4 of them. Doctors are jackasses too, not all; some are very nice.

There are lots of good doctors, but I actually threw one bad doc down the stairs at UCSF; he never sued (I was right)... he moved to New York.

The truth is you do not do "nasty shite" to anybody. Now your retarded ass is advocating pissing on a stranger when any normal person knows it is not normal?

Do not come into my forum and tell me that pissing on some strangers face is a normal activity... What else do you like? ... 5 year old boys? 6 year old girls?

Oh, you do not come across as smart as you think you do when you post here, so maybe you should read your own posts... you write like a retard.

A cheap ass college education does not make an intelligent person, but you don't know that.

Maybe if you remove the turquoise dildo from your mouth when pecking at the keyboard, you may convey your message more astutely?

I have a photo below of what I believe you look like.

Just trying to help,

retard.

Edited: I would slap that honky ass smile off your face faster than a chinchilla on the run... wrap my dick around your neck and start your begoggled ass up like a lawnmower b!tch...

Come on, Spanq.....I know you took advantage of the unconscious patients in your ambulance. A little titty grab? Sniffing some ass crack maybe? I'm pretty sure I read a story about a comma patient that got impregnated. Was it yours?

[spanqdoggie]

Come on, Spanq.....I know you took advantage of the unconscious patients in your ambulance. A little titty grab? Sniffing some ass crack maybe? I'm pretty sure I read a story about a comma patient that got impregnated. Was it yours?

You got owned.

This is something you will have to deal with.