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    Sorry in advance......

    ...for the 90 degree rotated view.

    Freaking Quicktime video.

    If you dare to crane your neck, here I am.......



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    You freaking 6 foot 6 inch monster...

    I told you bastards he will kick all of our asses!

    Run for your lives!

    p.s. love the big ass (strength comes from the ass), and the brown slippers.
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    You freaking 6 foot 6 inch monster...

    I told you bastards he will kick all of our asses!

    Run for your lives!

    p.s. love the big ass (strength comes from the ass), and the brown slippers.


    I had a tiny ass until I started carrying 2 sheets of 1/2" drywall at a time.

    Picking that sh!t up without throwing your back out requires serious ass muscleage.

    Leg muscleage too.

    And those aren't brown slippers Spanky my friend.

    They are FJ Classics. The Premiere Dry kind.
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    Every clubfitter I've ever played with made a really aggressive pass at the ball. What is it with you guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
    Every clubfitter I've ever played with made a really aggressive pass at the ball. What is it with you guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    Enhanced stress simulation to test for degradation of epoxy bond integrity.
    My clubfitter is an average looking white guy with a smoking hot black wife. This woman is gorgeous and dripping with sexuality. That guy's under constant stress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
    My clubfitter is an average looking white guy with a smoking hot black wife. This woman is gorgeous and dripping with sexuality. That guy's under constant stress.
    Trust me, it's from constant worry about the integrity of the epoxy bond (which, if he is mixing it correctly and with the right additives, is also black).

    All clubmakers who know their craft also know how to take care of their women. She is dripping sexuality because she is trying to keep him interested, not jealous. She knows that he can have any woman he chooses to have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    Trust me, it's from constant worry about the integrity of the epoxy bond (which, if he is mixing it correctly and with the right additives, is also black).

    All clubmakers who know their craft also know how to take care of their women. She is dripping sexuality because she is trying to keep him interested, not jealous. She knows that he can have any woman he chooses to have.
    This explains many things. I'm learning so much tonight my head feels stretched and swollen. I like my clubfitter and all, but if he should have a tragic shop accident, become impaled and bleed to death, I'm going to the funeral and will do whatever I can to get her number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    All clubmakers who know their craft also know how to take care of their women. She is dripping sexuality because she is trying to keep him interested, not jealous. She knows that he can have any woman he chooses to have.
    Yeah, and you can kick any man's ass you choose to in real life!

    I fear the reaper!
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
    My clubfitter is an average looking white guy with a smoking hot black wife. This woman is gorgeous and dripping with sexuality. That guy's under constant stress.
    Picture please... never had a black lady, let alone a smoking hot black lady

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    Damn Jeff! I can't swing that good standing up let alone sideways!.....
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    Brown shoes with white socks? Really??? I know you've been absent for a while, but there are certain fashion standards expected of GR regulars now, even at the range.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saddle Jeans
    Brown shoes with white socks? Really??? I know you've been absent for a while, but there are certain fashion standards expected of GR regulars now, even at the range.
    Its possible to pull this look off, but only if the socks are only coming out of the top of the shoe like a millimeter. In fact, wearing ankle socks that tall is a bit of a fashion faux pas no matter what color combination you use...and saying faux pas is a biatch move, but it applies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saddle Jeans
    Brown shoes with white socks? Really??? I know you've been absent for a while, but there are certain fashion standards expected of GR regulars now, even at the range.
    Go! SaddleJeans! Go!.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pky6471
    Picture please... never had a black lady, let alone a smoking hot black lady
    Just for you, Pky, view and salivate . . . . .
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    Sorry big fella, but I gotta go with SJ and TP on this one. The swing is worthy of GR standards but you need to get with the program fashion wise. Brown shoes are sailing seriously close to the wind at the the best of times, and may cut muster with a good pair of long slacks, but with shorts and high white ankle socks just won't do.
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    It's just a no win situation with videos or pics here......
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    Quote Originally Posted by noshuz
    It's just a no win situation with videos or pics here......
    You got that right. I guess my turn will come next week if Dave brings his video equipment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    You got that right. I guess my turn will come next week if Dave brings his video equipment.
    Don't worry Sooner, we'll go easy on you........HA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    Just for you, Pky, view and salivate . . . . .
    Damn, she must tote drywall all day long. You could bounce a quarter of those buns.

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    No, no, no.....

    They aren't brown. They're dusty.....



    They're black with aggilator skin

    And lay off the socks.

    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by noshuz
    It's just a no win situation with videos or pics here......

    ...and I was actually just trying to figure out how to upload the video of my swing. I'm guessing I have to upload to youtube or viemo and post the link.

    I just got a small video camera and I'm seeing my swing for the first time; figured I share the horror. I may need to review proper attire first though :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    You freaking 6 foot 6 inch monster...

    I told you bastards he will kick all of our asses!

    Run for your lives!

    p.s. love the big ass (strength comes from the ass), and the brown slippers.
    I knew you were a closet queer, Spanq.....the re-appearance of Jeff_H this past week has really brought it out in you.

    Declare war if you must....*sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    No, no, no.....

    They aren't brown. They're dusty.....



    They're black with aggilator skin

    And lay off the socks.

    LOL
    This isn't helping. You were getting off pretty easy when we thought they were just brown, but white socks and Saddle Shoes...ouch. Though I do think if you must go saddle, brown on black looks better than white on brown (or black).
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    Beat me to it TP. Jeff just doesn't know when to shut up. He's just digging a deeper hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    You got that right. I guess my turn will come next week if Dave brings his video equipment.
    Don't worry, he'll be so focused on having you get a video of him, he won't remember to get one of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    Just for you, Pky, view and salivate . . . . .
    Not even close to what I'm talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riverologist
    I knew you were a closet queer, Spanq.....the re-appearance of Jeff_H this past week has really brought it out in you.

    Declare war if you must....*sigh*
    I want to see your ass.

    Balls naked.

    I want a photo of you spread eagled with goggles and flippers on.

    I have a fetish for black flippers.

    Hold your large purple dildo like you are the Statue of Liberty

    Get to it son!!!
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clmax
    ...and I was actually just trying to figure out how to upload the video of my swing. I'm guessing I have to upload to youtube or viemo and post the link.

    I just got a small video camera and I'm seeing my swing for the first time; figured I share the horror. I may need to review proper attire first though :/
    It wouldn't matter. You'll get flamed no matter what you wear.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    Just for you, Pky, view and salivate . . . . .
    man oh man... I can't keep up with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    Damn, she must tote drywall all day long. You could bounce a quarter of those buns.
    A QUARTER a quarter of what? a van?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    No, no, no.....

    They aren't brown. They're dusty.....

    http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=260&uid=1617256777

    They're black with aggilator skin

    And lay off the socks.

    LOL
    Looks yet another case of......SADDLE SHUZ!! OMG!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pky6471
    man oh man... I can't keep up with her
    I've had old guys tell me that before. Hey, Pky, can you think of a better way to go than to be riding that arse? If you're going to die of a heart attack, you mind as well be in the middle of the wild thang . . . . . .
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    OK.....

    My shoe /sock / shorts combo is bad and has been lambasted.

    My swing has not been ridiculed.

    I can live with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    OK.....

    My shoe /sock / shorts combo is bad and has been lambasted.

    My swing has not been ridiculed.

    I can live with that.
    But poor fashion is a far more serious crime than a poor swing. On GR it's style over substance.
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    I was just browsing You Tube and found this little fashion faux pas gem from a GR regular.

    This one may knock both Jeff and Shuz temporarily off the front page.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-rz72F0xJ8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    I was just browsing You Tube and found this little fashion faux pas gem from a GR regular.

    This one may knock both Jeff and Shuz temporarily off the front page.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-rz72F0xJ8
    Don't you remember these priceless swing vids from the early days of the Alan v Larry odyssey?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThtrUZCy3DI&NR=1

    Check out this one and tell me what he says at the finish.
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    I was just browsing You Tube and found this little fashion faux pas gem from a GR regular.

    This one may knock both Jeff and Shuz temporarily off the front page.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-rz72F0xJ8
    Knew I'd seen this before, nearly a year ago when Alan & Larry were just setting out on their GR Odyssey. Mind you they've been at it over 5 years on other forums. Maybe GR was the final frontier ...

    http://forums.golfreview.com/showthread.php?t=12181
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    I've had old guys tell me that before. Hey, Pky, can you think of a better way to go than to be riding that arse? If you're going to die of a heart attack, you mind as well be in the middle of the wild thang . . . . . .
    SBS... Absolutely it's a great way to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    OK.....

    My shoe /sock / shorts combo is bad and has been lambasted.

    My swing has not been ridiculed.

    I can live with that.
    Not to worry Jeff. At least you haven't had an avatar and alias made of you.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    I was just browsing You Tube and found this little fashion faux pas gem from a GR regular.

    This one may knock both Jeff and Shuz temporarily off the front page.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-rz72F0xJ8
    It's Alan to the rescue!!! Thanks man!!......
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    I think I speak for the entire group when I say that wearing dark colored jeans with saddle shoes is an obvious fashion faux pas. Get with the program, Alan. Saddle shoes are only acceptable when paired with faded denim. If you really want to class it up, throw on a cheap arse windbreaker from a grocery store give away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
    Don't you remember these priceless swing vids from the early days of the Alan v Larry odyssey?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThtrUZCy3DI&NR=1

    Check out this one and tell me what he says at the finish.
    It's some indecipherable Canadian gibberish, I'm clueless. But if I had to hazard a guess I'd say it would be some sort of retort to something Larry posted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    It's some indecipherable Canadian gibberish, I'm clueless. But if I had to hazard a guess I'd say it would be some sort of retort to something Larry posted.
    To me it sounds like (in drawling Canadian accent) "That was for you Larry."
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
    To me it sounds like (in drawling Canadian accent) "That was for you Larry."
    That's as fair a guess as any. It would have to have Larry in there somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    You got that right. I guess my turn will come next week if Dave brings his video equipment.
    if? IF?

    your turn is coming... :-) and no tall ankle socks... although I suspect these socks on Jeff are actually normal length socks on a freakishly tall fellow...

    with, all things considered, a dammn good looking golf swing. Nobody this tall should swing so short, but it has a nice rhythm and balance to it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
    Every clubfitter I've ever played with made a really aggressive pass at the ball. What is it with you guys?
    Not me, the comments I get when people see me swing is: "Is that all he's got"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    Yeah, and you can kick any man's ass you choose to in real life!

    I fear the reaper!
    Damn Spank ................Why do you always give Jeffy boy the old Reach Around all the time. You guys might start poking each other with things before its over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    ...for the 90 degree rotated view.

    Freaking Quicktime video.

    If you dare to crane your neck, here I am.......









    Hmmmmm...............Theres no way in hell I'd be broke going against that stroke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProStatus
    Hmmmmm...............Theres no way in hell I'd be broke going against that stroke.
    Where's your swing vid buddy?

    Sh!t, you have a handicap of 2.1......you must have a swing like a real playah!

    Oh wait............

    Nobody bothered to tell you did they?

    The golfer you created on TW03 for your PS2 doesn't count.

    Hey look! The simulator is open. Why don't you tape up a driver you can't afford to buy and go pretend you're at a real golf course again. I won't tell your boss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProStatus
    Damn Spank ................Why do you always give Jeffy boy the old Reach Around all the time. You guys might start poking each other with things before its over.
    Spank prefers purple dildos . . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    Where's your swing vid buddy?

    Sh!t, you have a handicap of 2.1......you must have a swing like a real playah!

    Oh wait............

    Nobody bothered to tell you did they?

    The golfer you created on TW03 for your PS2 doesn't count.

    Hey look! The simulator is open. Why don't you tape up a driver you can't afford to buy and go pretend you're at a real golf course again. I won't tell your boss.
    Ohhhhh good one.......................Swing videos or a video of ones swing is for Head Cases. I prefer feel and ball trajectory for my tools of consistency and or a Mirror , if I feel I'm slipping on some fundamentals. And yes Back in 06-07 I was a top 10 ranked player in the TW on line gaming world for PS2.

    As for my handicap of 2.1........ That only changes depending on the amount of money Im playing for or the type of of opponent Im playing against. If I enter a tourney its just 2 without the 1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProStatus
    Ohhhhh good one.......................Swing videos or a video of ones swing is for Head Cases. I prefer feel and ball trajectory for my tools of consistency and or a Mirror , if I feel I'm slipping on some fundamentals. And yes Back in 06-07 I was a top 10 ranked player in the TW on line gaming world for PS2.

    As for my handicap of 2.1........ That only changes depending on the amount of money Im playing for or the type of of opponent Im playing against. If I enter a tourney its just 2 without the 1.
    OMG......

    Absolutely priceless.

    I hope you enjoy your pathetic existence my moronic little friend.

    From here on out, consider yourself owned, ridiculed and, subsequently, ignored. You have unequivocally shown yourself to be, quite simply, a worthless little troll and I will no longer waste my time or intellect interacting with you on any level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    OMG......

    Absolutely priceless.

    I hope you enjoy your pathetic existence my moronic little friend.

    From here on out, consider yourself owned, ridiculed and, subsequently, ignored. You have unequivocally shown yourself to be, quite simply, a worthless little troll and I will no longer waste my time or intellect interacting with you on any level.

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    This forum is the only Lime Light your 40 yr old azz will ever see. In any other aspect of life your just a Pee On with a broke azz swing that is a 2week layoff away from being the course turfs worst nightmare since Charles Barkley took up the game of golf. You look like a real D bag in that self absorbed swing video of yours. I figured you were a Lefty when you first responded to my posts. Leftys are always self absorbed tools that need a good Chin Check every once in a while................And I really dont think you can ignore me for too long due to the Fact that I own your azz. And your internet ego wont let a slick azzhole like me insult you with ease.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProStatus
    This forum is the only Lime Light your 40 yr old azz will ever see. In any other aspect of life your just a Pee On with a broke azz swing that is a 2week layoff away from being the course turfs worst nightmare since Charles Barkley took up the game of golf. You look like a real D bag in that self absorbed swing video of yours. I figured you were a Lefty when you first responded to my posts. Leftys are always self absorbed tools that need a good Chin Check every once in a while................And I really dont think you can ignore me for too long due to the Fact that I own your azz. And your internet ego wont let a slick azzhole like me insult you with ease.
    You just got owned big time.

    Deal with it.
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    PS,

    Jeff has just put into words what everyone else on GR thinks of you. You are as phony as a 3 dollar bill. Nobody on this forum believes a word you say about anything, especially anything golf related.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProStatus
    .Swing videos or a video of ones swing is for Head Cases.
    The point is not to use a swing video to study/improve our golf swings, prostate us.. :-) It's to compare our swings with the other guys' swings so we can mock each other.

    The question remains, 'where's your swing vid?'

    Zo.......?

    we're all head cases or we wouldn't waste any of our precious time on this earth typing on GR.... :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by daveperkins
    The point is not to use a swing video to study/improve our golf swings, prostate us.. :-) It's to compare our swings with the other guys' swings so we can mock each other.

    The question remains, 'where's your swing vid?'

    Zo.......?

    we're all head cases or we wouldn't waste any of our precious time on this earth typing on GR.... :-)
    Mature and cogent adults understand that Dave.

    P(o)S will never upload a swing vid. Ever.

    He (or she) most likely can't swing a golf club to save his (or her) life.

    He (or she) is a pre-pubescent little troll who thrives on the easy attention that is garnerned through the anonymity of the innerweb. All smack, no substance.

    End of story.

    Interacting with people like P(o)S is a waste of time and only serves to encourage him (or her). People like P(o)S thrive on having attention beng paid to them and the sooner you ignore them, the sooner they get bored and go away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    PS,

    Jeff has just put into words what everyone else on GR thinks of you. You are as phony as a 3 dollar bill. Nobody on this forum believes a word you say about anything, especially anything golf related.
    Yeah, the little jackass googled a bunch of SF golf courses on me, and he got a little worried so he backed off.

    Looks like he wants to see some real ownage after all...
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    I agree that if you brag about your game, you need to post a vid to back it up. In my case, you can assume I'm a complete hack that's never broken 100. Sorry you feel so naked and ugly, Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    ...for the 90 degree rotated view.

    Freaking Quicktime video.

    If you dare to crane your neck, here I am.......
    btw it ain't the freakin' quicktime vid that makes this sideways, its the fact that you SHOT it sideways. Television has a standard format, and it's wider than it is tall. When you turn your camera to make the picture taller than it is wide (just because it's a better fit for a guy swinging a golf club), you've turned it sideways. If you want it to display that way, you have to alter the vid in an editing program and re-finalize it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveperkins
    btw it ain't the freakin' quicktime vid that makes this sideways, its the fact that you SHOT it sideways. Television has a standard format, and it's wider than it is tall. When you turn your camera to make the picture taller than it is wide (just because it's a better fit for a guy swinging a golf club), you've turned it sideways. If you want it to display that way, you have to alter the vid in an editing program and re-finalize it.

    :-)

    WTF?????

    You think I'm stupid?

    4:3, 16:9

    Standard aspect ratios and all that stuff??

    LOL. I'm just screwing with ya.

    I know it's because it was shot sideways.

    My dealio with QT is that vid shot in .mov format is a pain in the ass. You can't do a damn thing with it unless you convert it to a .avi first and then you have to edit it to rotate it or do what you want. I'm not into it enough to screw with it to that degree. I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't give enough of a crap. Simple as that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    WTF?????

    You think I'm stupid?

    4:3, 16:9

    Standard aspect ratios and all that stuff??

    LOL. I'm just screwing with ya.

    I know it's because it was shot sideways.

    My dealio with QT is that vid shot in .mov format is a pain in the ass. You can't do a damn thing with it unless you convert it to a .avi first and then you have to edit it to rotate it or do what you want. I'm not into it enough to screw with it to that degree. I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't give enough of a crap. Simple as that.
    We can see from the vid that this trait transfers to dressing yourself for the golf course too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    We can see from the vid that this trait transfers to dressing yourself for the golf course too.
    Fair enough.

    My range rat appearance leaves something to be desired, what with my lily white chicken legs showing above my even lillier (is that a word??) white sissy socks.

    However......

    If we ever meet to play an a golf course, I will wear long pants and a collared shirt and will be the fashion envy of all. Not to mention that I will be desired by the hot beer cart chick with the big tata's. In other words, I will wear the proper golfing attire as would be expected of a clubmaker of international renown such as myself in my wildest dreams. I will also wear my pimp kicks and white ankle socks. But since I will be wearing proper length trousers, you will not know this.

    I will be laughing and I will look good....all at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    Fair enough.

    My range rat appearance leaves something to be desired, what with my lily white chicken legs showing above my even lillier (is that a word??) white sissy socks.

    However......

    If we ever meet to play an a golf course, I will wear long pants and a collared shirt and will be the fashion envy of all. Not to mention that I will be desired by the hot beer cart chick with the big tata's. In other words, I will wear the proper golfing attire as would be expected of a clubmaker of international renown such as myself in my wildest dreams. I will also wear my pimp kicks and white ankle socks. But since I will be wearing proper length trousers, you will not know this.

    I will be laughing and I will look good....all at the same time.

    Hah.
    Fair enough. I would be happy to play with a guy who has the hot beer cart chick with the big tah tahs coming round regularly. Personally, I don't care who she's hanging around for, as long as she's hanging around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    Fair enough. I would be happy to play with a guy who has the hot beer cart chick with the big tah tahs coming round regularly. Personally, I don't care who she's hanging around for, as long as she's hanging around.
    Righty-O then

    We have an accord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    Righty-O then

    We have an accord.
    Certainly do. If in America, try to tack Jeff down for a game, but pretend not to know him at the range and hope he doesn't recogonise you and come over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    Fair enough.

    My range rat appearance leaves something to be desired, what with my lily white chicken legs showing above my even lillier (is that a word??) white sissy socks.

    However......

    If we ever meet to play an a golf course, I will wear long pants and a collared shirt and will be the fashion envy of all. Not to mention that I will be desired by the hot beer cart chick with the big tata's. In other words, I will wear the proper golfing attire as would be expected of a clubmaker of international renown such as myself in my wildest dreams. I will also wear my pimp kicks and white ankle socks. But since I will be wearing proper length trousers, you will not know this.

    I will be laughing and I will look good....all at the same time.

    Hah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    Please, Jeff, don't go to sleep yet, tell us about the golf cart chick with big Ta Tas . . . . .
    Well hell.....

    What can I say......

    She has big tata's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    WTF?????

    You think I'm stupid?

    4:3, 16:9

    Standard aspect ratios and all that stuff??

    LOL. I'm just screwing with ya.

    I know it's because it was shot sideways.

    My dealio with QT is that vid shot in .mov format is a pain in the ass. You can't do a damn thing with it unless you convert it to a .avi first and then you have to edit it to rotate it or do what you want. I'm not into it enough to screw with it to that degree. I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't give enough of a crap. Simple as that.
    once you go Mac, you never go back. Quicktime is the mac standard file. :-) I can do all that stuff in my sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daveperkins
    once you go Mac, you never go back. Quicktime is the mac standard file. :-) I can do all that stuff in my sleep.
    Cool.

    From now on you're my go to video dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    Cool.

    From now on you're my go to video dude.
    bring it. glad to help.

    warning, though.. I've lately been inspired by the purple 12 incher so often mentioned here, and it might accidentally wind up appearing on the next video I produce.

    like, in your hand, replacing a nine iron. Obi Won with a light saber. :-)

    it's a challenge to my animation skills. Send me a vid of you and I'll give it a try.
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    I thoguht I'd bump this classic thread for the newer members who weren't around when this was going. It makes me miss Jeff H. His ownage of PS in this thread is as complete and utter as any I've seen on this forum. And nobody asked to be owned quite as much as PS.

    It also had a couple of appearances from the legendary Saddlejeans and a clip of a very (bad) 80s looking Alan G Baker..
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    wow,keep it up

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