View Poll Results: Which one do you bang?
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Forced at gunpoint to bang one?
Hypothetical situation: You are locked in a room with a circa 1990 Sinead O'Connor and Serena Williams. You have to bang one of them or you will be shot in the head.
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If I can only bang one, it would be Serena but only if I can use my own Ruger. Well, maybe a Browning Hi-Power.
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Just think what Serena's twat would smell like after 3 or 4 sets. Give me Sinead.
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Originally Posted by jt1135
Just think what Serena's twat would smell like after 3 or 4 sets. Give me Sinead.
Yeah, but just think about how that arse would jiggle as you took her from behind and reaching up to grab those tig ole bitties . . . . . .
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Have you seen Sinead lately scarey. Serena well i am afraid she would want pitch not catch. Bi tch does have some junk in the trunk
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
Yeah, but just think about how that arse would jiggle as you took her from behind and reaching up to grab those tig ole bitties . . . . . .
Yep - its the tits and ass for me too.
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Serena...strickly out of curiosity. Never been with a black chic.
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I can't believe all the Serena support. I thought Soonerbs was the only sick man on GR. You guys would surely need a lot of viagra/cialis assistance to bang Serena. Even then it would be hard to get past all that junk in the trunk.
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where the f#ck am I?
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
I can't believe all the Serena support. I thought Soonerbs was the only sick man on GR. You guys would surely need a lot of viagra/cialis assistance to bang Serena. Even then it would be hard to get past all that junk in the trunk.
I figured this would be an epic landslide too. I get why JS wants to bang Serena, but the rest of those guys have some explaining to do.
By junk in the trunk, you do mean penis and balls right?
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Originally Posted by Horseballs
I figured this would be an epic landslide too. I get why JS wants to bang Serena, but the rest of those guys have some explaining to do.
By junk in the trunk, you do mean penis and balls right?
Well Sooner is always on about taking Serena from behind. I honestly don't think you could get close enough to actually penetrate from behind all that junk.
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where the f#ck am I?
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There's got to be something said about Serena's grunts when she plays......pretty hot.
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
Well Sooner is always on about taking Serena from behind. I honestly don't think you could get close enough to actually penetrate from behind all that junk.
So, basically, you have just confessed to having a small dick. That's alright, Kiwi, it is a plague a lot of white men have . . . . . . .
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
So, basically, you have just confessed to having a small dick. That's alright, Kiwi, it is a plague a lot of white men have . . . . . . .
LOL - it was entirely predictable that you would extrapolate that meaning from my post.
Lets just say that it is perfectly adequate for a normal size female ass but not an ass the size of a hippo.
I also doubt I could get it up even if I overdosed on viagra. One look at that huge ass would lead to an instant soft on.
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where the f#ck am I?
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For those into beastiality I can understand the choice of Serena. For those with latent suppressed homosexual tendencies I can understand the support for a chick with a haircut and attitude like Sinead. But for the amount of self proclaimed heterosxual males on this site I can't understand the lack of votes for the bullet in the head option.
The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.
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Originally Posted by Not a hacker
For those into beastiality I can understand the choice of Serena. For those with latent suppressed homosexual tendencies I can understand the support for a chick with a haircut and attitude like Sinead. But for the amount of self proclaimed heterosxual males on this site I can't understand the lack of votes for the bullet in the head option.
Well put . . . . . . . . . . except for that "bestiality" part of course.
Actually, I'm kinda thinking most of us really wouldn't need a "gun to the head" type of scenario in order to give it up.
Also, I am still awaiting Golfaholic's choice in this poll . . . . . .
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This poll is flawed.
I think the two subjects needed separate polls to get a scientifically proven result. It's clear that Sooner would take the bullet rather than bang Sinead and I would take the bullet rather than bang Serena. But this poll gave us both an out by listing our preferred option.
Horseballs needs to lift his game poll wise. I would have expected more from a >5k veteran.
I chose the road less traveled.
Now where the f#ck am I?
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I use a simple test. Would it be a positive or a negative if they turned out to be a major freak? If it's a negative, they ain't doing it for ya.
Based on that, the only option is bullett to the head.
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Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
This poll is flawed.
I think the two subjects needed separate polls to get a scientifically proven result. It's clear that Sooner would take the bullet rather than bang Sinead and I would take the bullet rather than bang Serena. But this poll gave us both an out by listing our preferred option.
Horseballs needs to lift his game poll wise. I would have expected more from a >5k veteran.
The poll is perfectly suited for the question I needed to have answered. Who would you rather bang, Serena or 1990 Sinead?
I can't believe the results are even.
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At gunpoint, is it acceptable to fake an orgasm?
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Originally Posted by dorkman53
At gunpoint, is it acceptable to fake an orgasm?
If you want to impress her with your recovery times, sure.
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Originally Posted by dorkman53
At gunpoint, is it acceptable to fake an orgasm?
Girls can typically spot the difference between urination and ejaculation.
Serena and Sinead... I'm not sure they're girls, so you're taking your chances...
Why isn't Ladyboy Gaga part of this poll?
Shoot me now.
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Originally Posted by FreakOfNature
Girls can typically spot the difference between urination and ejaculation.
Serena and Sinead... I'm not sure they're girls, so you're taking your chances...
Why isn't Ladyboy Gaga part of this poll?
Shoot me now.
FON
You're right, she fits right up there with Sinead -- another flaky b!tch.
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
I use a simple test. Would it be a positive or a negative if they turned out to be a major freak? If it's a negative, they ain't doing it for ya.
Based on that, the only option is bullett to the head.
I'm going to have to call some good ole' fashioned Sooner BS on this one, Lo. You must be affected by the drugs. You know that good and well that either of those tangs would be better than a bullet. If we are good about upholding the standard that "a day of bad golf is still better than a day with no golf at all," then it should be correct that "a day of bad tang is still better than a day without tang at all."
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Originally Posted by SoonerBS
I'm going to have to call some good ole' fashioned Sooner BS on this one, Lo. You must be affected by the drugs. You know that good and well that either of those tangs would be better than a bullet. If we are good about upholding the standard that "a day of bad golf is still better than a day with no golf at all," then it should be correct that "a day of bad tang is still better than a day without tang at all."
It's like this. As most know, the real sex organ is the brain. The problem with just average sex is, it plants these little seeds in the brain convincing it that sex isn't all that great. Those seeds grow into lower libido, lesser imagination and a more muted experience. Bad sex has an even worse impact. Bad sex with a behemoth or an angry asexual malish female in a dress could produce serious, lifetime effects. I'd rather die than go through that.
Its one of the reasons guys that can access amazing tang f--k so much. Sure there are other reasons. But don't ask me to explain 300 lb mamas with 6 kids like you see around here so much. My only guess is the guy's a psychopath or something.
So if she crosses your personal line, be very careful. There's more at stake than one encounter.
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Originally Posted by FreakOfNature
Girls can typically spot the difference between urination and ejaculation.
FON
May we assume you have first hand experience to validate this statement?
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