|   |   |   |   |   |   |   | 

Results 1 to 44 of 44
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12

    The official Dorkman avatar thread...

    This retard needs an avatar, and probable some assistance setting up the avatar...

    So let's post pictures/photos that would be good/appropriate for Dorkman's avatar.

    Can anyone shrink this?

    spank
    Last edited by spanqdoggie; 05-06-2010 at 08:43 PM.
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Pacific Dunes, Bandon, OR
    Posts
    5,472
    Rep Power
    19
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    This retard needs an avatar, and probable some assistance setting up the avatar...

    So let's post pictures/photos that would be good/appropriate for Dorkman's avatar.

    Can anyone shrink this?

    spank

    Spank - that is mean. What if this kid or patent stumbled upon this kids picture as dmans avatar? That would be a sad day for this young man or his parents. You really should show some compasion.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by poe4soul
    Spank - that is mean. What if this kid or patent stumbled upon this kids picture as dmans avatar? That would be a sad day for this young man or his parents. You really should show some compasion.
    I know retards... REAL retards!

    I freakin' love retards, and I think that kid you posted is cute, actually.

    Let's get back to ideas on the avatar; you gave no ideas. If you don't like it, come up with something better.
    Last edited by spanqdoggie; 05-06-2010 at 08:59 PM.
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    The Masters
    Posts
    2,602
    Rep Power
    14
    The views expressed by The Purist do not necessarily represent the views of The Purist. Any posts by the Purist should not be relied upon for truth or accuracy, and should be viewed at your own risk.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Pacific Dunes, Bandon, OR
    Posts
    5,472
    Rep Power
    19
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    Okay, I took it down. sheesh.

    Now you take yours down.

    Okay, back on topic, let's get an avatar for Dorkman.

    p.s. I am in a good mood lately, otherwise I would have told you to kiss my ass.
    Tell away. My best friend had a brother that was "special," not $600 dollar wedge special, but he was actually a cool kid but a total retard.

    Just f'ing with you. That would probably be a good avatar for dman. You just need to photoshop a scratch wedge in it... Jeeze I can't believe you took me seriously.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by poe4soul
    Tell away. My best friend had a brother that was "special," not $600 dollar wedge special, but he was actually a cool kid but a total retard.

    Just f'ing with you. That would probably be a good avatar for dman. You just need to photoshop a scratch wedge in it... Jeeze I can't believe you took me seriously.
    I actually thought about what you said and re edited my post, ha ha!

    Your quote is wrong bish!
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by The Purist
    No, that man looks respectable and cool.

    For all we know Dorkman is a 3 foot 11 inch midget in a wheelchair typing away, full time, here... the bastard has never given his age, height, weight... NOTHING!

    I don't care if Dorky if 3 feet tall; we are just basically walking brains anyway, but we need an avatar for him.

    He may be using those $600 wedges as polio canes for all we know...
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    The Masters
    Posts
    2,602
    Rep Power
    14
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    No, that man looks respectable and cool.

    For all we know Dorkman is a 3 foot 11 inch midget in a wheelchair typing away, full time, here... the bastard has never given his age, height, weight... NOTHING!

    I don't care if Dorky if 3 feet tall; we are just basically walking brains anyway, but we need an avatar for him.

    He may be using those $600 wedges as polio canes for all we know...
    That man is a freak that probably shoves putter blanks up his asz...overpriced ones at that...
    Last edited by The Purist; 05-07-2010 at 04:42 AM.
    The views expressed by The Purist do not necessarily represent the views of The Purist. Any posts by the Purist should not be relied upon for truth or accuracy, and should be viewed at your own risk.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by The Purist
    That man is freak that probably shoves putter blanks up his asz...overpriced ones at that...
    Yes, but he handles tools and welds things.

    Dorkman has blisters/callouses from handling a soup spoon...
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Mystic Hills, Chesapeake Run, Swan Lake, Blackthorn
    Posts
    1,722
    Rep Power
    13
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    This retard needs an avatar, and probable some assistance setting up the avatar...

    So let's post pictures/photos that would be good/appropriate for Dorkman's avatar.

    Can anyone shrink this?

    spank
    Its been awhile since catfish noodling, or hoggin have been discussed in the south. Maybe the angry blackman avatar should go! Your Spankness..
    Tm R9 420cc 9.5 Motore Tm R9 3 wood rip phenom, Titleist 909h 19* 24* voodoo, Scratch EZ-1 ds i80,steelfiber 3 or 4. 5-9 KBS, ds 47* jlm, pdg 53* ds 60* Odyssey Black 2 ball tour blade 33.5" Lethal

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    magnolia
    Posts
    2,040
    Rep Power
    14
    Hitting out of a bunker?
    Attached Images Attached Images  
    Bridgestone J38 10.5, Srixon 2,3,4 hybrids. Snake Eyes Viper Tour
    Eidolon 52,56 and 60 wedges.
    Bettinardi sb-5+ putter.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    The easiest
    Posts
    6,334
    Rep Power
    16
    Quote Originally Posted by jt1135
    Hitting out of a bunker?
    Grip, stance and posture look good. I'd say a precursor to a very good shot.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Oak Valley
    Posts
    7,980
    Rep Power
    25
    Spank. I am shocked at your insensitivity. The mother of that child would be HUMILIATED if she knew that people thought that her child was actually Dorkman......
    Seldom right, never in doubt......

  14. #14
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    2,359
    Rep Power
    13
    I like this for Dorky.....
    Name:  nose.jpg
Views: 115
Size:  4.2 KB
    team obnoxious
    ===============================================
    WITB: Hybrids. The ones that took FamousDavis down......

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    World Woods Golf Club - Pine Barrens course
    Posts
    797
    Rep Power
    18
    SMT 455db 9* - Accuflex VS339 X
    Sonartec SS-03 - TT DG S400
    KZG Forged Blades 3-PW - Rifle Project X 7.0
    KZG Forged Raw 52*, 56*, 60* - Rifle Spinner 6.5
    Mizuno by Bettinardi BC1
    Titleist ProV1x
    Cash for the beer cart and a quarter to mark my ball

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Oak Valley
    Posts
    7,980
    Rep Power
    25

  17. #17
    Maxfli Fire- Driver-LW
    Putter- Scotty Cameron limited edition Studio Select Newport

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Location, Location.
    Posts
    11,934
    Rep Power
    27
    Quote Originally Posted by Home-slicer
    Hilary Clinton killing the Hoagie. There's no doubt in my mind.

    It's definitely the best use for her mouth. As far as the other appliance, best use would be as a cigar holder.
    GR lives...

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h

    I think we have a winner. Dorkman, I can shrink it down for you. It looks good.
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    11,981
    Rep Power
    27
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    I think we have a winner. Dorkman, I can shrink it down for you. It looks good.
    Why isn't this a poll?

    No need for a poll now though, this one from Jeff is unbeatable. This is exactly how I pictured Dorkman, and the hat is the icing on the cake. This thread is one of the few times I've actually been laughing uncontrollably at the computer. Thumbs up Spank and Jeff, absolute Gold!
    The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.

  21. #21
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by 12sandwich
    Its been awhile since catfish noodling, or hoggin have been discussed in the south. Maybe the angry blackman avatar should go! Your Spankness..
    You are correct. It is time for the angry black man avatar to go.

    I will begin the sojourn for a new avatar.
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Oak Valley
    Posts
    7,980
    Rep Power
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    I think we have a winner. Dorkman, I can shrink it down for you. It looks good.
    I'd love that one (the one with the beanie cap and propellor), if you can compress it enough. It is priceless. I've tried to compress other weird photos and post them in the past, but have never had any luck. They were still too high resolution for the board's software to handle.

    Is there a way you can prepare it, then send it to me p-mail?
    Seldom right, never in doubt......

  23. #23
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by dorkman53
    I'd love that one (the one with the beanie cap and propellor), if you can compress it enough. It is priceless. I've tried to compress other weird photos and post them in the past, but have never had any luck. They were still too high resolution for the board's software to handle.

    Is there a way you can prepare it, then send it to me p-mail?
    We will get to work on it.

    I am pretty much the only one here has the knowledge to cut out the body, and retain the head and propeller to post an avatar here... give me a few days, as I am the only one here that can do this, and I am a busy bastard.

    We must all give our thanks to Jeff for posting this genius.

    I made all the avatars for Omeletpants back in the day, and it was a wonderful time, back in the day, for both of us... Where is Omeletpants?
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  24. #24
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Charleston
    Posts
    3,199
    Rep Power
    16
    Omen, the GR standard by which all GOLFERS will be measured.

  25. #25
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by Omen2
    damn.

    ... dorky?
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  26. #26
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Oak Valley
    Posts
    7,980
    Rep Power
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by Omen2
    What a coincidence. I have that picture on a 4' X 5' poster in my living room......
    Seldom right, never in doubt......

  27. #27
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Charleston
    Posts
    3,199
    Rep Power
    16
    sure, who doesn't, BUT is it autographed?

    Omen
    Omen, the GR standard by which all GOLFERS will be measured.

  28. #28
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Oak Valley
    Posts
    7,980
    Rep Power
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by Omen2
    sure, who doesn't, BUT is it autographed?

    Omen
    She agreed to autograph if for me if I gave her 3 kegs of whiskey and "other considerations."
    Seldom right, never in doubt......

  29. #29
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    7,189
    Rep Power
    18
    I prefer this image as Dorkman's avatar. It would be a lot better to look at than anything posted . . . .
    Attached Images Attached Images  
    Mizuno irons -- made by Hattori Hanzo, forged in the fires of Mt. Fujiyama.

  30. #30
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by dorkman53
    She agreed to autograph if for me if I gave her 3 kegs of whiskey and "other considerations."
    I have removed my avatar until I find another one.

    Okay, here is your new avatar below.

    Last edited by spanqdoggie; 05-09-2010 at 07:34 PM.
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  31. #31
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Mt' Kidd, Kananaskis - Can't beat the mountain setting.
    Posts
    606
    Rep Power
    11
    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    I prefer this image as Dorkman's avatar. It would be a lot better to look at than anything posted . . . .
    and yet another great Canadian export.

  32. #32
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    World Woods Golf Club - Pine Barrens course
    Posts
    797
    Rep Power
    18
    Quote Originally Posted by Riverologist
    and yet another great Canadian export.
    "Great"???

    You're kidding, right?

    Pam Anderson is trailer trash.
    SMT 455db 9* - Accuflex VS339 X
    Sonartec SS-03 - TT DG S400
    KZG Forged Blades 3-PW - Rifle Project X 7.0
    KZG Forged Raw 52*, 56*, 60* - Rifle Spinner 6.5
    Mizuno by Bettinardi BC1
    Titleist ProV1x
    Cash for the beer cart and a quarter to mark my ball

  33. #33
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    7,189
    Rep Power
    18
    Quote Originally Posted by Riverologist
    and yet another great Canadian export.
    No matter where she is from, her curvacious body will likely fall underappreciated on this forum because most of the posters on here prefer the angry white b!tches with butch haircuts.

    What a shame.

    However, I appreciate what Pamela Anderson has to offer, River. She could make me proudly sing, "Oh, Canada!"
    Mizuno irons -- made by Hattori Hanzo, forged in the fires of Mt. Fujiyama.

  34. #34
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Mt' Kidd, Kananaskis - Can't beat the mountain setting.
    Posts
    606
    Rep Power
    11
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    "Great"???

    You're kidding, right?

    Pam Anderson is trailer trash.
    Isn't that the appeal?
    I'm not taking her as a wife....geez.

  35. #35
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    7,189
    Rep Power
    18
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    "Great"???

    You're kidding, right?

    Pam Anderson is trailer trash.
    We are talking about flesh that is put together in a heavenly way here, Jeff, please don't allow morality to cloud the issue . . . . .
    Mizuno irons -- made by Hattori Hanzo, forged in the fires of Mt. Fujiyama.

  36. #36
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Jacks Point
    Posts
    10,195
    Rep Power
    24
    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    No matter where she is from, her curvacious body will likely fall underappreciated on this forum because most of the posters on here prefer the angry white b!tches with butch haircuts.

    What a shame.

    However, I appreciate what Pamela Anderson has to offer, River. She could make me proudly sing, "Oh, Canada!"
    You must be kidding Sooner. Just because we consider Serena Williams to be hideous doesn't mean we don't appreciate the curvaceous figure of a sexy hottie like Pamela Anderson. Any red blooded male should able to appreciate that.
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

  37. #37
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Yeah the avatar works.

    Copy the link and add it in. Ignore any message that says it is not valid, because it will show up like it is in mine...

    Get yours up so I can drop this avatar, dorky.

    I need another angry black man or wimp... not a dork.
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  38. #38
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Location, Location.
    Posts
    11,934
    Rep Power
    27
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    Yeah the avatar works.

    Copy the link and add it in. Ignore any message that says it is not valid, because it will show up like it is in mine...

    Get yours up so I can drop this avatar, dorky.

    I need another angry black man or wimp... not a dork.
    With your vast powers, perhaps you could find an angry black wimp.
    GR lives...

  39. #39
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Oak Valley
    Posts
    7,980
    Rep Power
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    Yeah the avatar works.

    Copy the link and add it in. Ignore any message that says it is not valid, because it will show up like it is in mine...

    Get yours up so I can drop this avatar, dorky.

    I need another angry black man or wimp... not a dork.
    Still having problems. I wonder if there is some issue with my computer software or antivirus program that won't allow it.
    Sorry.
    Seldom right, never in doubt......

  40. #40
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Harding Park
    Posts
    2,025
    Rep Power
    12
    Quote Originally Posted by dorkman53
    Still having problems. I wonder if there is some issue with my computer software or antivirus program that won't allow it.
    Sorry.
    Add the freaking avatar you bastard!!!

    I will repeat myself...

    Save it to your computer and add it as your avatar.
    You will receive a message that says it is invalid.
    Ignore message and continue.

    Or click on my (your) avatar next to my name and save it, then use it.

    I am holding your avatar hostage, as my personal avatar, until you get this/your avatar up!!!

    I do not want this retard as my avatar!!!

    I want an angry black man!!!!

    I will fly down and throw a punch in the dick if I have to.
    Last edited by spanqdoggie; 05-09-2010 at 11:25 PM.
    It's not my fault God made me this beautiful.

  41. #41
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Pawleys Plantation
    Posts
    1,092
    Rep Power
    13
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    Add the freaking avatar you bastard!!!

    I will repeat myself...

    Save it to your computer and add it as your avatar.
    You will receive a message that says it is invalid.
    Ignore message and continue.

    Or click on my (your) avatar next to my name and save it, then use it.

    I am holding your avatar hostage, as my personal avatar, until you get this/your avatar up!!!

    I do not want this retard as my avatar!!!

    I want an angry black man!!!!

    I will fly down and throw a punch in the dick if I have to.
    Spank

    When you get done internet ***** slappin Doorkman try out this for your avitar. This is a angry african male american if you ask me.



    Beetlejuice

    GHD
    Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
    Sun Tzu

    "There is an old saying: If a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot."
    Sam Snead

    Taylor Made R9 TP
    Cleveland CG-10 52 &56
    Taylormade v-steel copy 3 & 5 wood
    Tiger Shark 18* hybrid
    Tayormade 2007 Burner 10.5 Driver
    odyssey #9 white hot
    gamer topflite
    Dewars scotch whiskey

  42. #42
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Bear Creek DFW
    Posts
    3,741
    Rep Power
    14
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_h
    "Great"???

    You're kidding, right?

    Pam Anderson is trailer trash.
    As Homer would say...


    ....mmmMMMMMmmmmm.... trailer trash.... droooolllll
    Cleveland long clubs
    Adams Idea Pro irons
    Vokey and Cleveland wedges

  43. #43
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    World Woods Golf Club - Pine Barrens course
    Posts
    797
    Rep Power
    18
    For Spank......

    SMT 455db 9* - Accuflex VS339 X
    Sonartec SS-03 - TT DG S400
    KZG Forged Blades 3-PW - Rifle Project X 7.0
    KZG Forged Raw 52*, 56*, 60* - Rifle Spinner 6.5
    Mizuno by Bettinardi BC1
    Titleist ProV1x
    Cash for the beer cart and a quarter to mark my ball

  44. #44
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Oak Valley
    Posts
    7,980
    Rep Power
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by spanqdoggie
    Add the freaking avatar you bastard!!!

    I will repeat myself...

    Save it to your computer and add it as your avatar.
    You will receive a message that says it is invalid.
    Ignore message and continue.

    Or click on my (your) avatar next to my name and save it, then use it.

    I am holding your avatar hostage, as my personal avatar, until you get this/your avatar up!!!

    I do not want this retard as my avatar!!!

    I want an angry black man!!!!

    I will fly down and throw a punch in the dick if I have to.
    Under credible threat of severe physical consequences in the event of failure, I tried something else, and it worked.....(copied the picture to iPhoto, e-mailed it to myself, then copied it from the e-mail; nothing else seemed to work)
    Thanks for your efforts.
    I now have my own avatar......I feel like a kid who just got a driver's license, or someone who just won The Masters.......except that I already had a driver's license, and will (probably) never win The Masters......


    I had no idea how low the resolution would have to be to have the board's software accept it. When viewed as a large image, the avatar is very grainy, but is definitely a decent representation of myself when shrunk down. How did anybody find this picture of me? Are you friends with my wife or mother on Facebook?????
    Seldom right, never in doubt......

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 2 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 2 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. The Official GR MMA thread
    By FreakOfNature in forum Non-Golf Discussion
    Replies: 69
    Last Post: 03-28-2012, 10:52 AM
  2. Official PGA non thread
    By Not a hacker in forum Golf Discussion
    Replies: 196
    Last Post: 08-24-2010, 05:18 PM
  3. NFL Thread 2009 (Official Thread)
    By Horseballs in forum Non-Golf Discussion
    Replies: 129
    Last Post: 01-12-2010, 05:46 AM
  4. Official Omen Bet Thread
    By grbjazzmachine in forum Golf Discussion
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 05-08-2007, 10:18 AM
  5. Official Distance Thread
    By bethpage caddy in forum Golf Discussion
    Replies: 96
    Last Post: 05-13-2006, 03:34 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •