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The Official 2011 Paintball Thread
First, I'd like to apologize for missing 2010.
Anybody playing paintball this weekend? It might be fun to take this Chinese girl I'm dating. Although she can be kind of vicious, she might go after me.
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I played paintball once almost 20 years ago and I know guys who play regularly. Most are extreme A-holes. If I was forced into playing, I would be sorely tempted to bring a real semi-auto firearm with suppressor and end the game swiftly. I will say that a semi-auto paintball rifle with large magazine is good fun inside the upper level of an old bank barn with about 100 pidgeons in the rafters. Nothing but flying feathers and guano.
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Originally Posted by mongrel
I played paintball once almost 20 years ago and I know guys who play regularly. Most are extreme A-holes. If I was forced into playing, I would be sorely tempted to bring a real semi-auto firearm with suppressor and end the game swiftly. I will say that a semi-auto paintball rifle with large magazine is good fun inside the upper level of an old bank barn with about 100 pidgeons in the rafters. Nothing but flying feathers and guano.
I pictured Philadelphians playing paintball to be extreme A-holes.
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Isn't paintball like the outdoor version of dungeons and dragons?
The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.
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Originally Posted by Not a hacker
Isn't paintball like the outdoor version of dungeons and dragons?
It might seem that way until someone busts a cap in your ass.
By the way, feel free to post all your comments on paintball in this thread. Soon we may have to divide the topic into Equipment, Venues, Top Players, Shooting People in the Ass, Listening for Flatulence and Taking one in the Nads.
But for now feel free to just spill here on this thread.
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
It might seem that way until someone busts a cap in your ass.
I was referring to a sport played by nerds who couldn't pull a root in a brothel with a fist full of fiftys.
The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.
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Originally Posted by Not a hacker
I was referring to a sport played by nerds who couldn't pull a root in a brothel with a fist full of fiftys.
Yeah, we get those. Some of those guys fair pretty well. It's the cricket players that are the first to get shot.
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Has anyone else decided to skip paintball this weekend due to the NFL play-offs?
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
Has anyone else decided to skip paintball this weekend due to the NFL play-offs?
A true paintballer doesn't let anything get in the way of good paintballing. I'd rather take 10 paintballs in the nads than skip my weekly paintballing group. I find it to be an effective way of quieting the demons that tell me to shoot everyone I see with a real gun. Most of the time at least.
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Originally Posted by Horseballs
A true paintballer doesn't let anything get in the way of good paintballing. I'd rather take 10 paintballs in the nads than skip my weekly paintballing group. I find it to be an effective way of quieting the demons that tell me to shoot everyone I see with a real gun. Most of the time at least.
This is particularly important to keep in mind given the shortage of people you can pin crimes on these days. Although those two innocent black sisters were just released so I guess they're available.
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I bagged paintball this weekend. How'd everyone else do?
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Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
I bagged paintball this weekend. How'd everyone else do?
Paintball bagged me.
My scrotum looks like a float in a gay pride parade.
My wife wanted to "taste the rainbow", however I think she was expecting a mouthful of Skittles.
She treats me like a candy dispenser, except she never leaves me a quarter.
I suppose I should be thankful for that.
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Originally Posted by FreakOfNature
Paintball bagged me.
My scrotum looks like a float in a gay pride parade.
My wife wanted to "taste the rainbow", however I think she was expecting a mouthful of Skittles.
She treats me like a candy dispenser, except she never leaves me a quarter.
I suppose I should be thankful for that.
FON
No question, paintball's hard on the scrotum. But then, most worthwhile things are.
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