How to respond to a hacker

[famousdavis]

We all get paired with hackers from time to time. You know, the guy who's all over the place but can't quit talking? Sometimes they say the damndest things. Here are some responses to keep in the bag.

Hacker: "I play blades because of the feedback they give me"
You: "Really, have they ever told you to try hitting it straight?"

Hacker: "You are really good. Are you going to go pro?"
You: "No, I prefer to play on muni courses with exciting people such as yourself"

Hacker: "I keep track of all my shots"
You: "Really, would you like some more paper?"

Hacker: "Do you have a handicap"
You: "yes, but you'd be offended if I told you who it was"

Hacker: "Do you know where my ball went?"
You: "My best guess would be somewhere other than the fairway"

Hacker: "you're a better player than me"
You: "Ahh, you say that to all the guys don't you"

[Drew Austin]

The best part is when it's a tournament and your 4th player can't make it so you're stuck with a hacker. I hate it.

[Not a hacker]

[QUOTE=famousdavis]We all get paired with hackers from time to time. You know, the guy who's all over the place but can't quit talking? Sometimes they say the damndest things. Here are some responses to keep in the bag.

Hacker: "I play blades because of the feedback they give me"
You: "Really, have they ever told you to try hitting it straight?"
Hacker: "You are really good. Are you going to go pro?"
You: "No, I prefer to play on muni courses with exciting people such as yourself"

Hacker: "I keep track of all my shots"
You: "Really, would you like some more paper?"
Hacker: "Do you have a handicap"
You: "yes, but you'd be offended if I told you who it was"

Hacker: "Do you know where my ball went?"
You: "My best guess would be somewhere other than the fairway"

Hacker: "you're a better player than me"
You: "Ahh, you say that to all the guys don't you"[/QUOTE]

A very thiny veiled flame at a GR regular. The only thing you left out that would have made it mroe obvious was
Hacker: "I've had my arse publicly waxed twice in internet golf forum matches".

[groundhogday]

We all get paired with hackers from time to time. You know, the guy who's all over the place but can't quit talking? Sometimes they say the damndest things. Here are some responses to keep in the bag.

Hacker: "I play blades because of the feedback they give me"
You: "Really, have they ever told you to try hitting it straight?"

Hacker: "You are really good. Are you going to go pro?"
You: "No, I prefer to play on muni courses with exciting people such as yourself"

Hacker: "I keep track of all my shots"
You: "Really, would you like some more paper?"

Hacker: "Do you have a handicap"
You: "yes, but you'd be offended if I told you who it was"

Hacker: "Do you know where my ball went?"
You: "My best guess would be somewhere other than the fairway"

Hacker: "you're a better player than me"
You: "Ahh, you say that to all the guys don't you"

Who could hacker be?

Let me add one.

Hacker: Have you posted a copy of your swing video on Golf Review yet.
You: You bet, your not a real man until you post your swing video on Golf Review.

GHD

[Horseballs]

How to respond to a Hacker?

"Nice Pings"

[famousdavis]

[quote=Not a hacker]

We all get paired with hackers from time to time. You know, the guy who's all over the place but can't quit talking? Sometimes they say the damndest things. Here are some responses to keep in the bag.

Hacker: "I play blades because of the feedback they give me"
You: "Really, have they ever told you to try hitting it straight?"
Hacker: "You are really good. Are you going to go pro?"
You: "No, I prefer to play on muni courses with exciting people such as yourself"

Hacker: "I keep track of all my shots"
You: "Really, would you like some more paper?"
Hacker: "Do you have a handicap"
You: "yes, but you'd be offended if I told you who it was"

Hacker: "Do you know where my ball went?"
You: "My best guess would be somewhere other than the fairway"

Hacker: "you're a better player than me"
You: "Ahh, you say that to all the guys don't you"[/QUOTE]

A very thiny veiled flame at a GR regular. The only thing you left out that would have made it mroe obvious was
Hacker: "I've had my arse publicly waxed twice in internet golf forum matches".

I wasn't flaming anyone on GR at all. I actually thought this would be funny but now everyone thinks it was aimed at someone. It wasn't.

[alangbaker]

We all get paired with hackers from time to time. You know, the guy who's all over the place but can't quit talking? Sometimes they say the damndest things. Here are some responses to keep in the bag.

Hacker: "I play blades because of the feedback they give me"
You: "Really, have they ever told you to try hitting it straight?"

Hacker: "You are really good. Are you going to go pro?"
You: "No, I prefer to play on muni courses with exciting people such as yourself"

Hacker: "I keep track of all my shots"
You: "Really, would you like some more paper?"

Hacker: "Do you have a handicap"
You: "yes, but you'd be offended if I told you who it was"

Hacker: "Do you know where my ball went?"
You: "My best guess would be somewhere other than the fairway"

Hacker: "you're a better player than me"
You: "Ahh, you say that to all the guys don't you"

Just say: "Shut your yap, Larry".

[jt1135]

Hacker: Have you practiced your tai chi?
You: STFU larry.