WORDS WOMEN USE... and their true meaning

[Kiwi Player]

WORDS WOMEN USE...


(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Right Ahead, Don't Let Me Stop You: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to
a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks
a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying “Go to hell."

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
response refer to #3.

[mongrel]

North or south of the Equator, east or west of the Prime Meridian, they are all the same whatever language they speak.

[SoonerBS]

"Women, you can't live with them . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . pass the beer nuts, Woody." --- Norm, on Cheers

[poe4soul]

WORDS WOMEN USE...


(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Right Ahead, Don't Let Me Stop You: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to
a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're
welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks
a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying “Go to hell."

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's
response refer to #3.

Where's STFU? That's what my wife says and I've always taken it at face value. Am I wrong?

[Kiwi Player]

Where's STFU? That's what my wife says and I've always taken it at face value. Am I wrong?

You are one of the fortunate few. You have a wife that actually communicates like a guy i.e. means what she says and says what she means.

You are correct to take it at face value.

[Not a hacker]

Women have raised being passive agressive to a fine art.