Where's Tiger?

**shooter mcgavin1** · 01-14-2005

Why is he not playing the Sony open?

**shooter mcgavin1** · 01-14-2005

it appears I've stumped all of you

**The master** · 01-14-2005

He is sleeping on his private jet, then when he wakes up he will complian of a sore neck use it as one of his many excuses, finish for t-9th in the buick and still say he is close.

He is taking a few weeks off, as he apparently didn't get enough time of at christmas, cough BS.

**Silver** · 01-14-2005

He probably wanted to go home and get it on with his uber hot wife.

I'd probably only work alternating weeks if I was in his position too.

Hell, I was looking at Mike Weir's tentative schedule for this year - the only tournaments he's playing in between the Master's and the PGA are the four majors - not a single "normal" tournament scheduled in between. Rough life.

**Classic** · 01-14-2005

Originally Posted by Silver

He probably wanted to go home and get it on with his uber hot wife.

I'd hit it.

**rockford35** · 01-14-2005

Originally Posted by Classic

I'd hit it.

Ya think? ;)

R35

**Silver** · 01-14-2005

Originally Posted by Classic

I'd hit it.

GASP! How disrespectful! What if Tiger reads this board? He'll come after you!

**Slingblade61** · 01-14-2005

I saw her up close at the U.S. open this year.............yum.

**dorkman53** · 01-14-2005

Originally Posted by Silver

GASP! How disrespectful! What if Tiger reads this board? He'll come after you!

Yeah; he probably follows this board closely. He gets a lot of technical and equipment advice........

**kirksey74** · 01-14-2005

Originally Posted by Classic

I'd hit it.

U'D HIT ANYTHING WITH A HOLE, IF THEY LET YOU

**Silver** · 01-14-2005

Originally Posted by dorkman53

Yeah; he probably follows this board closely. He gets a lot of technical and equipment advice........

I'm pretty sure we could teach him a thing or two.

For example, I can show him how to finish a golf round in the most strokes possible.

I call it getting my money's worth.