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[onetime]

and QQ. What is up with this site? Seems like the banner ads are stopping the forum from loading sometimes. Also when you go to reply to a thread.

Trying to keep you busy with something worthwhile on the free golf message board.

[The master]

Not a single problem for me. Maybe you need to update your computer.

[onetime]

Oh contrare grammatically challanged one. My computer probably has too much security and is causing a problem.

[The master]

Oh contrare grammatically challanged one. My computer probably has too much security and is causing a problem.

Challenged, man it is not nice to make remarks like that, even though I hate you I still find it one of the lowest remarks and expect better from anyone to say something like that. It is disrespectful and immataure. I think you should do some research challenged people grammatically or mentally can't help it. It is not nice because some who is dyslexic couldn't type spell very many words, or have trouble reading. I am not dysleic English isn't my strongest subject but I do fine. And I take offence to that remark you just made.

[Silver]

TM

Yes onetime, I have the same problem consistently too. Just switched to Firefox and it seems to be working alright though.

But I often have the main page of the forum stop loading after the banners load up in IE.

[rockford35]

Oh contrare grammatically challanged one. My computer probably has too much security and is causing a problem.

This is precisely it.

Although, as it has been brought up, Firefox does fix the problem.

R35

[The master]

Thanks moderator for deleting the thread.

[Silver]

Thanks moderator for deleting the thread.

Why have you just now decided that you suddenly care if people think you're retarded?

[The master]

Why have you just now decided that you suddenly care if people think you're retarded?

I don't care what anyone says on the internet. When I turn off this computer I will forget everything that I and anyone else said, if you let it get to you your weak. I personally enjoy people saying thnigs which intend to anger and annoy me because they don't. But I was just saying even though it was directed at me and is completely untrue it is a disrespectful personal thing to say to anyone no matter who they are.

[Silver]

but you ARE grammatically challenged...what's untrue about that? no one said your dyslexic or anything, just that your grammar is ass

[The master]

but you ARE grammatically challenged...what's untrue about that? no one said your dyslexic or anything, just that your grammar is ass

I am not challenged in any way, yes I type like a idiot don't take my time, read over my posts, or look at the screen when I type. If I tried to put in a bit of effort my grammar could be as good as anyone's on this site. If someone sets me a challenge I will rarely fail.

[dorkman53]

For those of you who don't know, you can download Mozilla Firefox as free software, and use it for your browser. I also use Mozilla Thunderbird for my e-mail program. Firefox pretty much eliminates popup ads.
http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/

[rockford35]

Does Firefox have a patch to help with The master's spelling and punctuation?

R35

[Slingblade61]

Does Firefox have a patch to help with The master's spelling and punctuation?

No.......BUT, there is a very handy dictionary add on. When you come across a word that has been mutilated by the master you highlight the word, right click it and you can do a dictionary search for the word you just highlighted. It works well if you are wrestling with a word yourself, you can check it before you submit it, or if you see one you don't know the meaning of it helps expand your vocabulary.

Try using the word, "supine" in a sentence. ;)

[rockford35]

Try using the word, "supine" in a sentence. ;)

"The ball was such a sidehill lie that I had to pull out the old supine shot to get it on the green."

What do I win, Sling? ;)

R35

[The master]

You might as well be talking to Jackie stallone.

I aint changing for anyone on a "free golf message board".

[The master]

"The ball was such a sidehill lie that I had to pull out the old supine shot to get it on the green."

What do I win, Sling? ;)

R35

You get nothing you missed the green hacker!


It's all about greens and fairways.

[Slingblade61]

I should have said. "use the word supine CORRECTLY in a sentence"

[Silver]

I am not challenged in any way, yes I type like a idiot don't take my time, read over my posts, or look at the screen when I type. If I tried to put in a bit of effort my grammar could be as good as anyone's on this site. If someone sets me a challenge I will rarely fail.

and the fact that it's THAT hard for you makes you challenged, it doesn't mean that it's impossible for you, it means that it's a challenge

I challenge you to spell correctly, use proper grammar, and use proper punctuation for all of 2005. I'm pretty sure the rest of the board would second that challange.

[Bravo35223]

and the fact that it's THAT hard for you makes you challenged, it doesn't mean that it's impossible for you, it means that it's a challenge

I challenge you to spell correctly, use proper grammar, and use proper punctuation for all of 2005. I'm pretty sure the rest of the board would second that challange.

And I second the motion.

ALL IN FAVOR - Say AYE....

[KiltedArab]

I am not dysleic English isn't my strongest subject but I do fine.

Very good indeed!

[KiltedArab]

And I second the motion.

ALL IN FAVOR - Say AYE....

I'm in favo(u)r

Aye!

[buddha33]

I'm pretty sure the rest of the board would second that challange.

Exclude me from "the rest". I'll let you guys know as soon as The master's spelling and grammar become and issue for me.

[MAHALLEDAY]

Exclude me from "the rest". I'll let you guys know as soon as The master's spelling and grammar become and issue for me.

This seems to be similiar to the issues people had with me when I burst onto the scene. I don't have an issue with The master's spelling or grammar, I have understood every single post of his I have read, I think you guys are being a tad harsh.

[rockford35]

I give him (The Master) a hard time about it, but fundamentally, I don't care.

Hey Sling, is my definition of "supine" different from yours?

Supine:Pertaining to a posture in which the anterior portion of the body faces upward, the torso is aligned parallel to the reference surface, and the hips and knees are extended.

R35

[The master]

Ok, I propose your challenge and will not mis-spell a word in 2005.

[NickP]

I have no idea how this thread got into TM's grammatical errors from IE and pop up ads to the browser not loading properly. But this is GR where every thread gets equal opportunity to get hijacked I guess.

[onetime]

I have no idea how this thread got into TM's grammatical errors from IE and pop up ads to the browser not loading properly. But this is GR where every thread gets equal opportunity to get hijacked I guess.

It started when TM made his snide remark about my computer and I responded. But in his eyes I started it.

TM, I would like to bet $1,000,000,000,000,000 that you could not do it.

[bdcrowe]

Ok, I propose your challenge and will not mis-spell a word in 2005.

????

Accept?

[The master]

Take away all the zero's, and the bet stands, because that is all you have to your name.

[onetime]

Take away all the zero's, and the bet stands, because that is all you have to your name.

Or more likely you are only willing to lose $1. Don't worry about what I can afford.

[The master]

No I don't want to lose anything, wether it is $10000 or $1, and I can afford it. But I wont lose so that doesn't matter.

[onetime]

No I don't want to lose anything, wether it is $10000 or $1, and I can afford it. But I wont lose so that doesn't matter.

You lose and don't pay. Just ask the turkeyless IG.

[onetime]

No I don't want to lose anything, wether it is $10000 or $1, and I can afford it. But I wont lose so that doesn't matter.

I think you also lost based on the above incorrectly spelled post.

[The master]

You lose and don't pay. Just ask the turkeyless IG.

Just ask him in February when he will recieve his turkey. We will photograph it for proof.

[dorkman's vagina]

No I don't want to lose anything, wether it is $10000 or $1, and I can afford it. But I wont lose so that doesn't matter.

it's spelled "whether". pay him.

[goflyers]

I think you also lost based on the above incorrectly spelled post.

What are you doing? If he has already lost then he goes back to his old way of typing... I say let him think he still has a chance and then around the 30th of December call him on it.
You are slipping Onetime.

[The master]

I lose pm me your adress and I will send it out first thing tommorow.

[buddha33]

Let's see if The master can spell ad nauseam. As in, let's crack on The master's spelling ad nauseam.

[LBCGolf]

You can be a flamer, a poor speller, horrible with grammar, a liar and a nuisance.

But once you're labeled a welsher, your credibility is completely gone.

[Bravo35223]

ad nauseum.

ad infinitum....

[buddha33]

ad nauseum.

ad infinitum....

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Incorrecto. Anybody else want to try?

[The master]

You can be a flamer, a poor speller, horrible with grammar, a liar and a nuisance.

But once you're labeled a welsher, your credibility is completely gone.

There is a differenece between a internet liar, and someone who is a liar in real life.


A lot of people have the tendency to lie on the net because know one wil actually know who they are. I never lie in real life, hate people who are liers in real lif and I never will lie.

I annoyed a lot of people at DG, but that is past me, I will never go to that place again.

I enjoy this forum a lot feel I'm liked by some people disliked by others, but I have gave a fair amount to this forum.

[dorkman's vagina]

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Incorrecto. Anybody else want to try?

Judges?
Correct!

[dorkman's vagina]

There is a differenece between a internet liar, and someone who is a liar in real life.


A lot of people have the tendency to lie on the net because know one wil actually know who they are. I never lie in real life, hate people who are liers in real lif and I never will lie.

I annoyed a lot of people at DG, but that is past me, I will never go to that place again.

I enjoy this forum a lot feel I'm liked by some people disliked by others, but I have gave a fair amount to this forum.

yet, after your banning, you registered at least 5 more times.

[The master]

I actaully think it was more like 10. That was because I wanted a reason from nooch to why I was banned. It was 10 minutes it doesn't make me a loser.

[onetime]

What are you doing? If he has already lost then he goes back to his old way of typing... I say let him think he still has a chance and then around the 30th of December call him on it.
You are slipping Onetime.

Come on GF. You know it would not last long. Something about an old dog........ but in this TM

[Montagle]

If you folks are going to sit here and talk about Craig;s Double Site then I feel someone has an obligation to post the digital collage that Joe made of Montagle where he has a human behind for a face.

Please?
Anyone?

Buddha, I think you spelled Ad Nauseum correct in your first post. No?

I am eating a 12 ounce Veal Chop for lunch with rice and spinach.

Rules. Just plain rules. MMM Good.

Now UP with Joe's picture. I gots me something special for Joe.

[Montagle]

Master.

I'll tell you why Craig banned you.

Pm me.

[onetime]

If you folks are going to sit here and talk about Craig;s Double Site then I feel someone has an obligation to post the digital collage that Joe made of Montagle where he has a human behind for a face.

Please?
Anyone?

Buddha, I think you spelled Ad Nauseum correct in your first post. No?

I am eating a 12 ounce Veal Chop for lunch with rice and spinach.

Rules. Just plain rules. MMM Good.

Now UP with Joe's picture. I gots me something special for Joe.

Who is this guy Montagle?

[Montagle]

Somebody better give me a look at the piece of 'art' or I am going to hand over my Double Site account info. to Master and let him have a good go at you all.

So UP WITH IT!!!!!

I still have the topless foto of Joe's wife on my hard drive, so show me his work or I put topless wife of Creosote up in the public pool.

[buddha33]

Buddha, I think you spelled Ad Nauseum correct in your first post. No?

Correct. It's ad nauseam. You are the winner of a 11 lb. turkey to be delivered by The master.

I am eating a 12 ounce Veal Chop for lunch with rice and spinach.

Besson,

That's not a small piece of meat by any standards.

Sincerely,

Tommy Lee

[onetime]

Somebody better give me a look at the piece of 'art' or I am going to hand over my Double Site account info. to Master and let him have a good go at you all.

So UP WITH IT!!!!!

I still have the topless foto of Joe's wife on my hard drive, so show me his work or I put topless wife of Creosote up in the public pool.

I have no idea what you are talking about but it may be the old photo where everyone's mug shots came in the photo with LBC in the towel. That was recently put back on.

[dorkman's vagina]

If you folks are going to sit here and talk about Craig;s Double Site then I feel someone has an obligation to post the digital collage that Joe made of Montagle where he has a human behind for a face.

I don't recall that photo. But I will look. Any suggestions as to where I should start?

[Montagle]

Darn.

I was led to believe that Joe had made a nice piece of digital art where he took an old picture of me and put an ass on the face. if it is not widely recognized, don't bother.

PS,

I gave all my double site info, as well as a photo of Joe's topless wife to Master. So keep your eyes peeled. We are coming over there to get you all straightened out.

[onetime]

Darn.

I was led to believe that Joe had made a nice piece of digital art where he took an old picture of me and put an ass on the face. if it is not widely recognized, don't bother.

PS,

I gave all my double site info, as well as a photo of Joe's topless wife to Master. So keep your eyes peeled. We are coming over there to get you all straightened out.

If TM posts under any name it takes all of 3 seconds to figure it out. Old habits die hard.

[Bravo35223]

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Incorrecto. Anybody else want to try?

Can I try again??

Ad nauseamm...

How about that??

[bdcrowe]

is that www.doublegolf.com? The forum doesn't display for me-- guess I'm banned before I begin...

[The master]

is that www.doublegolf.com? The forum doesn't display for me-- guess I'm banned before I begin...

Yeah that excuse for a admin has stopped letting members in.

Trust me crowe don't go there it is a bad place with a couple of bad nuts.

Though there are nice people there as well.

[dorkman's vagina]

is that www.doublegolf.com? The forum doesn't display for me-- guess I'm banned before I begin...

if you are on mozilla, it won't load.

[onetime]

Yeah that excuse for a admin has stopped letting members in.

Trust me crowe don't go there it is a bad place with a couple of bad nuts.

Though there are nice people there as well.

"he stopped letting members in" now that makes sense.

[dorkman's vagina]

Yeah that excuse for a admin has stopped letting members in.

Trust me crowe don't go there it is a bad place with a couple of bad nuts.

Though there are nice people there as well.

YOU are the reason for not allwoing new members to post until they can be authenticated.
It's not a bad place. It's a great place as long as YOU aren't there.
Everyone there is nice and we get together regularly to play golf or even meet up for lunch in the off season.

[Montagle]

Yes, I have heard about those 'meet for lunch' outings. That my friends marks a TRUE gentlemen's site. Lunch in Jersey with your friendly moderator.

Christ. Just stab me in the face instead.

[onetime]

Yes, I have heard about those 'meet for lunch' outings. That my friends marks a TRUE gentlemen's site. Lunch in Jersey with your friendly moderator.

Christ. Just stab me in the face instead.

I would pay to see you and QQ go to lunch.

[dorkman's vagina]

Christ you're bitter.

[The master]

YOU are the reason for not allwoing new members to post until they can be authenticated.
It's not a bad place. It's a great place as long as YOU aren't there.
Everyone there is nice and we get together regularly to play golf or even meet up for lunch in the off season.

Come on lobster I was the most lively the forum has been in a while when I was there.

Just my opinion obvioulsy you love it have made firends there I didn't.

(nothing personal.)

[Bravo35223]

I would pay to see you and QQ go to lunch.

Yes - Monty and QQ at lunch with the Master serving IG's turkey...

[buddha33]

I would pay to see you and QQ go to lunch.

"We'll both have tossed salad."

[LBCGolf]

There is a differenece between a internet liar, and someone who is a liar in real life.

A lot of people have the tendency to lie on the net because know one wil actually know who they are. I never lie in real life, hate people who are liers in real lif and I never will lie.

I annoyed a lot of people at DG, but that is past me, I will never go to that place again.

I enjoy this forum a lot feel I'm liked by some people disliked by others, but I have gave a fair amount to this forum.

So in other words you're saying you're an "internet liar," and spend the rest of the aforementioned post justifying how that's ok?

Hmm.. I'm not convinced.

[Montagle]

NOpe. Not happening.

Tell Lobster to put a sock in the "We are all great people, we all get along, we are all super nice".

Quit drinking the kool- aid dude.

We all know Hagner was the heart and soul of the site. It has been a headless corpse that refuses to lay down ever since he got run out of town.

Apologies to Nikki, Zap, GF, SB, and the few there who actually resemble humans. I know I am missing someone.......

[onetime]

Yes - Monty and QQ at lunch with the Master serving IG's turkey...

and spank pouring the gravy. Now that would be worth the price of admission.

[Montagle]

No Lobster, I am not bitter (nor butter), but NOBODY is going to buy the 'we are a kind and peace loving site who welcomes those with differing opinions into our family with outstretched arms" crap.

I mean C'mon. Some of us have read it before.

[onetime]

No Lobster, I am not bitter (nor butter), but NOBODY is going to buy the 'we are a kind and peace loving site who welcomes those with differing opinions into our family with outstretched arms" crap.

I mean C'mon. Some of us have read it before.

Sounds like some are still reading it.

[dorkman's vagina]

NOpe. Not happening.

Tell Lobster to put a sock in the "We are all great people, we all get along, we are all super nice".

Quit drinking the kool- aid dude.

We all know Hagner was the heart and soul of the site. It has been a headless corpse that refuses to lay down ever since he got run out of town.

Apologies to Nikki, Zap, GF, SB, and the few there who actually resemble humans. I know I am missing someone.......

Wow, man. You really took "nothing" personal. Jeff left after some questionable publicizing of his business practices, but he didn't get the bum's rush.

There is no kool-aide. I come and go as I please from there and here.

[Montagle]

Negative. Not a chance. Never in a million years.

But I must have nailed the description pretty well from memory.

If this thread is gonna turn into some kind of creepy double site pep rally then I am out.

[dorkman's vagina]

No Lobster, I am not bitter (nor butter), but NOBODY is going to buy the 'we are a kind and peace loving site who welcomes those with differing opinions into our family with outstretched arms" crap.

I mean C'mon. Some of us have read it before.

as far as i know, no one is moderating what people say or believe. there are a lot more verbal abuses here than there.

[Montagle]

yeah, whatever. I don't see the point in explaining Master's banning here at GR. Simple as that. Portraying a portion of thise guys as "great, get along great, take meals together' kind of made me feel a little urpy as well.

That is my beef, and do what you want with it.

[dorkman's vagina]

no, no pep rally. i just wanted to set the record straight about what The Master had to say.

[buddha33]

I would pay to see you and QQ go to lunch.

"We'll both have tossed salad."

[dorkman's vagina]

yeah, whatever. I don't see the point in explaining Master's banning here at GR. Simple as that. Portraying a portion of thise guys as "great, get along great, take meals together' kind of made me feel a little urpy as well.

That is my beef, and do what you want with it.

make sure you give half of your beef to roscoe. you can have my artichoke.

[Bravo35223]

Soylent Green is .....people.

[Montagle]

Yes Buddha, I get it. You don't need to post it again. I used to watch Oz you know.

I know what a tossed salad is.

Anyways Dorkman's Vagina, according to you , the 'world' is over at doublehate so maybe you ought to tell them your problems with Master.

[Bravo35223]

The Vikings should have run off guard on 3rd and long.

They would have advanced if they had only done this.

[onetime]

Take it easy on DV. He is in the early stages of what you have gone through 7 times in the past 7 years (or so it seems).

[dorkman's vagina]

Yes Buddha, I get it. You don't need to post it again. I used to watch Oz you know.

I know what a tossed salad is.

Anyways Dorkman's Vagina, according to you , the 'world' is over at doublehate so maybe you ought to tell them your problems with Master.

look. i'm just trying to recapture my post count.
The Master already knows I don't like him.

[buddha33]

Yes Buddha, I get it. You don't need to post it again. I used to watch Oz you know.

I know what a tossed salad is.

Anyways Dorkman's Vagina, according to you , the 'world' is over at doublehate so maybe you ought to tell them your problems with Master.

LOL. Have I posted that before? Apologies if it's rehashed work. That's a nasty term though.

[dorkman's vagina]

Take it easy on DV. He is in the early stages of what you have gone through 7 times in the past 7 years (or so it seems).

why would you spread that rumor?

[Montagle]

Buddha, you posted it TWICE in this thread! I like syrup on my tossed salad. MMM.

DV, let's end this. GR is a home for 'exiles' and some of us don't want the memories of Christmas past brought up. Simple as that.

[Montagle]

Actually it is 10 times in the past 15 years. We lost 3.

[The master]

DV if you hate me, and over at DG you slaged this board of a few times, then why come back? Why not stay in perfect world, where most people are perfect?

[onetime]

why would you spread that rumor?

I think you have confirmed it at least 3 times.

[dorkman's vagina]

DV if you hate me, and over at DG you slaged this board of a few times, then why come back? Why not stay in perfect world, where most people are perfect?

never "slaged" this board. i enjoy coming here because i know others. i just don't like you so i'm going to utilize that "ignore" option after this post.

[dorkman's vagina]

I think you have confirmed it at least 3 times.

well if you want to get all techincal about it.

[buddha33]

Buddha, you posted it TWICE in this thread! I like syrup on my tossed salad. MMM.
.

...not sure how that happened. I know I inadvertently hit the send button twice, but that doesn't explain its posting in 15 minute increments.

Hopefully it'll show up again in a few minutes.

Quentin prefers jelly. You'll have to work that out.

[The master]

never "slaged" this board. i enjoy coming here because i know others. i just don't like you so i'm going to utilize that "ignore" option after this post.

Here tell someone who cares because I don't.

You said everyone on this board is about flaming, and it is too uptight, you said that you didn't want me at DG becuse you didn't want to fell that you were at GR.

Not enough of a man to admit it when the light is on you didn't think so.

[dorkman's vagina]

...not sure how that happened. I know I inadvertently hit the send button twice, but that doesn't explain its posting in 15 minute increments.

Hopefully it'll show up again in a few minutes.

Quentin prefers jelly. You'll have to work that out.

maybe Randy Moss could serve as the platter.

[Montagle]

Quit stirring the Quentin pot. Stop!

One day I will get banned and it will be on my terms. Please do stop trying to rush the process.

hey congrats DV on the upcoming birth. How'd you like it? Sex I mean. I mean, obviously you have done it now. At least once.

[dorkman's vagina]

This message is hidden because The master is on your ignore list.

That's sweet.

[dorkman's vagina]

Quit stirring the Quentin pot. Stop!

One day I will get banned and it will be on my terms. Please do stop trying to rush the process.

hey congrats DV on the upcoming birth. How'd you like it? Sex I mean. I mean, obviously you have done it now. At least once.

this is twice. and it's wonderful as long as i don't have to move.

[The master]

This message is hidden because The master is on your ignore list.

That's sweet.

lol, kk thank you for the l. augh