Honda Classic- New Venue

**Montagle** · 03-11-2004

On TGC last night all the pros agreed the new site of the Honda (designed by Tom Fazio) was a very unusual and very hard course.
They were all whining about it and comparing it to Pinehurst and stuff.
They said the cut would be above par, and the winner may be as well.

So far today people are shooting 8 and 9 under for their first round scores.

I was looking forward to them taking a beating.
I wonder if their complaints made the PGA set the course up easier, or if they really are just coddled little crybabies.

Now that I think of it I am going with the coddled cryass theory.

**Montagle** · 03-11-2004

I stand corrected.
Curtis Strange blistered it with an 82. Probably has Bells Palsy again and they will hide half his droopy face on the TV telecast when he misses the cut by 20 strokes.

Must've forgotten to go to the PGA church trailer.

**onetime** · 03-11-2004

Fecking babies. No Love.

Just give me a course with consistent fairways, rough, greens and sand and I will be happy.

There is no crying in golf - oh wait, that was baseball.

**onetime** · 03-11-2004

Originally Posted by Montagle

I stand corrected.
Curtis Strange blistered it with an 82. Probably has Bells Palsy again and they will hide half his droopy face on the TV telecast when he misses the cut by 20 strokes.

Must've forgotten to go to the PGA church trailer.

Might be good enough to beat Miller. Be kind to your fellow Virginian.

**Montagle** · 03-11-2004

You are forgetting I know and have played against his identical twin brother (Alan) who re- claimed his amateur status after failing on tour.

Alan is the biggest dildo I have ever seen in golf shoes.

I play a course curtis designed.
It is as retarded as he is.

I got no love for the Strange's.

Bunch of Dicks.

**onetime** · 03-11-2004

His voice alone makes me cringe every time I hear it. Can't stand him either.

You are right. I forgot about Alan.

**LBCGolf** · 03-11-2004

Originally Posted by Montagle

You are forgetting I know and have played against his identical twin brother (Alan) who re- claimed his amateur status after failing on tour.

You mean you... "played with a clone"?

**Montagle** · 03-11-2004

Alan practices where I do, and he obviously gets his brother's titleist club cast aways.
The guy has like 20 drivers and 4 sets of irons every time he comes to the range.
Then he has his 24 year old girlfriend parked in a lawnchair behind him to admire him.

I like to get 2 spots upwind of him and try to shower him with divot spray while hitting bullet punches at the 100 yard flag with an 8 iron.

In his defense he has a great local amateur record and still plays to a scratch.
In my defense, he was on tour and then re- claimed himself amateur.

Can you really do that? I say no you can't.
College scholarship, and several years on the PGA tour gives an awful lot of experience that us other ams won't ever have.

**LBCGolf** · 03-11-2004

HEY! What's wrong with a 24 y.o. girlfriend?

**Montagle** · 03-11-2004

Nothing wrong with a 24 yo girlfriend as long as you did not trade in a 40 year old wife on her.

**onetime** · 03-11-2004

Originally Posted by Montagle

Nothing wrong with a 24 yo girlfriend as long as you did not trade in a 40 year old wife on her.

Sounds like Faldo.

What if you don't trade in the 40 year old wife?

**LBCGolf** · 03-11-2004

Originally Posted by Roscoe

24 year olds are into ATM

You're watching too much porn. I don't get ATM from my 24 y.o. girlfriend.

If you insist on elaborating further, I need to drag the admin from that other site in here. He's obsessed with going from the pooper to the pie hole.