South Park!

**The master** · 10-30-2005

New episodes begin tonight at 10pm on MTV, I'm truely looking forward to it, the show is highly offensive, and some of the comments are obscence, but after every episode I'm soar with laughter so I enjoy it.

Any other southpark fans here?

These are my two favourite south park quotes of all time ....

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Regards

**Tommysels41** · 10-30-2005

I love that show, when's the new episode?

My favorite quote:

Indian: Your mother is what we Indians call, 'Bear With Wide Canyon.'

Cartman: What do you mean?

Indian: She is 'Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together.'

Cartman: Huh?

Indian: Your mom's a ****.

#2

Principal Victoria: Watch the video Eric.

Narrator: Adolph Hitler was a very, very naughty man.

Hitler: Schnell ach. Lovental bros lieben. And I menschen vergen broder. Doktor Schtella, alarm, menschen…

Cartman: Lieben est verboten, a es scriben uts, ka liederhosen, …God damnit!

Puffy the Bear: So remember kids, dressing up like Hitler in school, isn't cool.

Principal Victoria: Now, do you have any questions?

Cartman: Could I see that again, that was cool.

**Benguk** · 10-30-2005

I think I missed it, I was at an awsome Halloween party.

**The master** · 10-30-2005

Originally Posted by Tommysels41

I love that show, when's the new episode?

My favorite quote:

Indian: Your mother is what we Indians call, 'Bear With Wide Canyon.'

Cartman: What do you mean?

Indian: She is 'Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together.'

Cartman: Huh?

Indian: Your mom's a ****.

#2

Principal Victoria: Watch the video Eric.

Narrator: Adolph Hitler was a very, very naughty man.

Hitler: Schnell ach. Lovental bros lieben. And I menschen vergen broder. Doktor Schtella, alarm, menschen…

Cartman: Lieben est verboten, a es scriben uts, ka liederhosen, …God damnit!

Puffy the Bear: So remember kids, dressing up like Hitler in school, isn't cool.

Principal Victoria: Now, do you have any questions?

Cartman: Could I see that again, that was cool.

Yea it's the best.

It's on MTV europe at 10pm, not sure about you USA guys it has more than likely already been played there.

**Tommysels41** · 10-30-2005

Originally Posted by The master

Yea it's the best.

It's on MTV europe at 10pm, not sure about you USA guys it has more than likely already been played there.

I think that our episodes air on Wednsdays. I'll make sure that I go and watch it. You can't ever get too old for South Park. My brother-in-law who is like 26 and is a lawyer still watches it every day.