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    Hats Off to the New Moderators

    You guys are really achieving on alot of levels. I personally would like to applaud you for
    getting people involved in GR once again. Well, Tommy and Benguk that is.

    You guys even have a couple of former mods interested in the board again. Great!!

    Now Dorkman did a great job here, so I encourage you to honor the good work he has accomplished. In the history of GR there have been two great Moderators CB- Chris Burton (the very first one), and now the recently retired Dorkman. Let these two men guide you as you 'shape' the board. Try to learn from the errors of the mods that failed, and let that guide you as well. Also, remember, do not give ultimatums to Francois. A former mod (with three screen names to boot) once informed Francois "Either ban him or I go!!!" and he did indeed end up going. So approach the man behind the curtain with care and respect. In my many dealings with francois I found him to be very fair and wise. I encourage you all to foster a good relationship with him. It can only help us all and the free golf messageboard as well.

    Lastly, "Glory Days" is a Springsteen song and I hate The Boss, so maybe delete all posts which mention Glory Days.

    Thanking you in advance.

    G. Besson

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    Francis is a Pinoy bastard (I mean that affectionately)

    Not much for nostalgia, eh B? I miss WStan. Maybe Spank can revive him just for me.

    Like it or not, rattling prepubecent moderators is a sport. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, I'm saying it just is.
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    Yeah, but it is the former post (maybe?) pubescent ones that I so enjoy visiting with. Other than Dork, this last batch of Mods did more to damage the free golf messageboard than anyone could have ever fathomed.

    I fully expect Bethpage to follow in the illustrious footsteps of Buddha and Quentin. He is cut from the same Rube cloth.

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    Besson/Montagle/"McDonald's drive through window operator":

    It doesn't matter that you're a dolt. Nor does it matter that you are trying to increase the percentage of our population that is retarded by having 23 children.

    It also doesn't matter how much crap you want to make up on the Internet, the fact of the matter is this (and it is absolute truth); you spent an entire day sending the owner of this site, Francis, emails begging and pleading to be unbanned from an Internet golf forum. A whole day sending 300 pitiful emails. Nothing in my book will EVER be more pathetic than that right there.

    The only reason I accepted moderator from Francis was to find a way to **** with you...mission accomplished.

    There's got to be some car load of crap filled diapers driving through your post right about now in need of Happy Meals...aye? Break over.

    Go bite it Monty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Besson
    You guys are really achieving on alot of levels. I personally would like to applaud you for
    getting people involved in GR once again. Well, Tommy and Benguk that is.

    You guys even have a couple of former mods interested in the board again. Great!!

    Now Dorkman did a great job here, so I encourage you to honor the good work he has accomplished. In the history of GR there have been two great Moderators CB- Chris Burton (the very first one), and now the recently retired Dorkman. Let these two men guide you as you 'shape' the board. Try to learn from the errors of the mods that failed, and let that guide you as well. Also, remember, do not give ultimatums to Francois. A former mod (with three screen names to boot) once informed Francois "Either ban him or I go!!!" and he did indeed end up going. So approach the man behind the curtain with care and respect. In my many dealings with francois I found him to be very fair and wise. I encourage you all to foster a good relationship with him. It can only help us all and the free golf messageboard as well.

    Lastly, "Glory Days" is a Springsteen song and I hate The Boss, so maybe delete all posts which mention Glory Days.

    Thanking you in advance.

    G. Besson
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    Thanks Besson, I know how good of a job Dorkman did and will try and follow up. It's good to know that some of the originals from those days are on our side and are supportive. We'll do our best


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    Quote Originally Posted by Besson
    Yeah, but it is the former post (maybe?) pubescent ones that I so enjoy visiting with. Other than Dork, this last batch of Mods did more to damage the free golf messageboard than anyone could have ever fathomed.

    I fully expect Bethpage to follow in the illustrious footsteps of Buddha and Quentin. He is cut from the same Rube cloth.
    You keep reffering to GR as a "free golf messageboard." Do you make a habit of paying to talk to others on the internet?

    I guess my purple standbag got lost in the mail
    "You got a choice. You can stop, or you can start."
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    "Walkin"
    "Where?"
    "Right back to where you always been... and then stand there... Still... real still... And remember... "

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    Thanks Besson, though I sort of undid what dork started (with all of my unbannings), I think we are on the right track. The first few days were bad, but now we staying with what we want and are getting closer... I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bethpage caddy
    You keep reffering to GR as a "free golf messageboard." Do you make a habit of paying to talk to others on the internet?

    I guess my purple standbag got lost in the mail
    Let's not twist the facts, I distinctly remember that it was a Pink and Lavender one with cell phone pocket and maybe a make-up pouch that is water proof. I think purple would require a substancial upgrade cost
    Quote Originally Posted by Besson
    How about I buy you a nice new stand bag, pink and lavender, with a cell phone pocket and maybe a make- up pouch that is waterproof? That is how sincere I am in trying to correct my poor statements.

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    I think you ought to go with this one, it comes in pink
    http://www.gatormall.com/index.asp?P...D&ProdID=13069

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    Gorilla, I didnt delete any of your or Lobster Boy's posts. I'm not sure who it is.

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    Well, I didn't delete any posts, so it had to be Quentin.
    "You got a choice. You can stop, or you can start."
    "Start?
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    "Right back to where you always been... and then stand there... Still... real still... And remember... "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorillaslapped
    Good thing you have your buddy buddha to delete any posts that go against you on this forum. Mr. Strieffler, you ain't ****[/b]
    Hey, Mr. Gorillaslapped.

    Can you please stop wrongly accusing me of deleting your posts? Again, I have not deleted any posts in some two weeks as I have no post deleting ability.

    I'm not quite sure what makes you think I have something against you or that I have an affiliation with LB, but your sadly wrong.

    Thanks in advance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bethpage caddy
    Well, I didn't delete any posts, so it had to be Quentin.

    Quentin isnt really a moderator he just has that name name from when he was. But I didnt delete any posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benguk
    Quentin isnt really a moderator he just has that name name from when he was. But I didnt delete any posts.
    OK, so three mods and not one of them deleted the posts. Now things are getting scary around here as posts are deleting themselves.
    I keeps it real.

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    The only other person who could of is fracois and that is highly unlikely.

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    I deleted them. Nevermind how.

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    Spank, I put your deleted post back. It's not in me to abuse the power I've been given.
    It's only internet nonsense. But I did take down the pics from my site and I'll be sure to put up new ones once the renovation is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lobster boy
    I deleted them. Nevermind how.


    What're you talking about, you can't delete posts....unless you're gorillaslapped and are making this big online fight for your own god damn excitement.

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    Moderators should watch their language. Then again it's tough to do when they're so young.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommysels41
    What're you talking about, you can't delete posts....unless you're gorillaslapped and are making this big online fight for your own god damn excitement.
    Maybe I know more about some things than other people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lobster boy
    Maybe I know more about some things than other people.


    Or maybe you dont...

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    Well at least the new mods can actually play golf and are learning. I think the last batch had trouble breaking 100 and breakthroughs were 60 for 9 holes.

    One of 'em even got sweaty attempting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommysels41
    Or maybe you dont...
    don't go worrying yourself sick about what I can and can't do. I promise not to abuse what I know.

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    hey Quentin/ wormburner, maybe if your daddy owned GR you would still have that moderator job you lusted after??

    Have daddy send Francois an email? If he is willing to keep you on payroll in the real world perhaps he is also willing to bail you out in other situations?

    I don't understand the problem you have with my large family and successful marriage. I mean, look at you, middle aged and still spending all day everyday with daddy.

    Much as I love my kids I sure hope they are able to find their own careers/ jobs. I would feel a failure if I had to carry then through middle age as had happened to your poor dad.

    Remember that old post where you said your daddy told you to keep your office door closed if you are going to put cylindrical objects into your mouth all day? That was a funny post.

    hats off to the new mods and to Quentin's daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twotime
    Well at least the new mods can actually play golf and are learning. I think the last batch had trouble breaking 100 and breakthroughs were 60 for 9 holes.

    One of 'em even got sweaty attempting it.
    Ouch. Double ouch. Your words cut deep. You've really put my life in perspective on this one. I can only hope you use your wit and charm to help the young mods realize what's important in life.

    Lesson to the mods: It's ok if you evolve into the professional world but still have the mentality of a grade school kid. As long as you can break 80, you'll be alright by onetime. True master of this game called life.

    Poophead. Crapface.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Besson
    Remember that old post where you said your daddy told you to keep your office door closed if you are going to put cylindrical objects into your mouth all day? That was a funny post.
    No I don't. Why don't you prove yourself right for once and bring it back up for all of us to see. You see, everyone here knows you are a troll. You make **** up on the Internet to pass time during your shitty food service job where they only let you take 10 minute smoke breaks.

    It's ok though. Having 23 children who are all retarded is a challenge for you I'm sure. I wonder if they all got damaged by falling out of your sweaty palms when you were nursing them as 5 year olds.

    I love having so much money and my Daddy's company all day. By the way, he said you should go **** yourself. I'm sure you are pretty well versed at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33
    Ouch. Double ouch. Your words cut deep. You've really put my life in perspective on this one. I can only hope you use your wit and charm to help the young mods realize what's important in life.

    Lesson to the mods: It's ok if you evolve into the professional world but still have the mentality of a grade school kid. As long as you can break 80, you'll be alright by onetime. True master of this game called life.

    Poophead. Crapface.
    Buddha, you have not answered that shout out on the golf forum page as to the status of your game. Come on and tell us how the quest to break 60 for 9 holes is going.

    Since you have the game of life mastered, tell us about your golf game.

    No need to use bathroom talk unless you are making fun of the mods. In which case spank will get mad at you. Kinda surprised you two are not better friends given his quest to break 90. I guess he is a little better then you.

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    The lashes from onetime just keep coming. Man, you're on top of things. You are definitely better than me. I mean, all it takes is twenty less strokes per round to prove that. Makes one wonder why you need to insult a couple of teenagers to make yourself feel better.
    I keeps it real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33
    The lashes from onetime just keep coming. Man, you're on top of things. You are definitely better than me. I mean, all it takes is twenty less strokes per round to prove that. Makes one wonder why you need to insult a couple of teenagers to make yourself feel better.
    If I am insulting teenagers by saying they can beat the crap out of, on the golf course, a 20 something year old free golf forum former moderator then so be it.

    Yeah that does make me feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twotime
    Yeah that does make me feel better.
    Pretty sad existence.
    I keeps it real.

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    Glad you found the time and inclination again Buddha. We all missed you when you went AWOL. Are you going back on the 97 posts a day diet that mirrors your golf game? One post per stroke if I recall correctly. Nice to have you and Daddy's favorite boy back. I have heard homesickness is brutal for middle aged men. 60 minutes ought to do a segment on people like wormburner. You know wormy, you might have some kids of your own if everyone on the planet (male and female) did not loathe every single thing about you.

    I guess you can just keep 'stroking' putts behind the closed office door while daddy cuts your paycheck.

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    Ooo...so glad you could come back and join us during that smoke break of yours. We certainly missed your keen wit. Tell me, do you spit on the customers food after they send their food back because you burned the french fries...or...forgot the "special sauce" you whip up? That would be so Besson.

    How you doing with that plastic Nike golf glove case you're protecting with your life? I'll bet you're getting about 8 or 9 holes in before you need to switch out that glove from all the sweat you leak. At least you've got that 'great case' to save it in between swings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quentin
    Ooo...so glad you could come back and join us during that smoke break of yours. We certainly missed your keen wit. Tell me, do you spit on the customers food after they send their food back because you burned the french fries...or...forgot the "special sauce" you whip up? That would be so Besson.

    How you doing with that plastic Nike golf glove case you're protecting with your life? I'll bet you're getting about 8 or 9 holes in before you need to switch out that glove from all the sweat you leak. At least you've got that 'great case' to save it in between swings.

    ~QQ
    Quentin, picking on people that have started their own successful business is so hypocritical. Do you talk to your boss-daddy that way? He probably tells you to just sit in your office and don't be seen or heard after the last incident with the ladies.

    You don't sweat at work I bet.

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    Same old, tired "you can't golf" garbage from onetime and Besson. You guys sure are creative.

    Too bad you two have your heads so far up your own asses to never know just how defective you are. What I can't wrap my brain around is how you two tools found women to marry you. Perhaps worm is right about that 'retarded' claim.

    "Hmm. He's got the personality of a rabid squirrel and sensibilities of a 10 year old. Sounds like the man of my dreams. I want to marry him so we can spread our brain disease to bunches and bunches of innocent children."
    I keeps it real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha33
    Same old, tired "you can't golf" garbage from onetime and Besson. You guys sure are creative.

    Too bad you two have your heads so far up your own asses to never know just how defective you are. What I can't wrap my brain around is how you two tools found women to marry you. Perhaps worm is right about that 'retarded' claim.

    "Hmm. He's got the personality of a rabid squirrel and sensibilities of a 10 year old. Sounds like the man of my dreams. I want to marry him so we can spread our brain disease to bunches and bunches of innocent children."
    Well it was difficult but you two probably had a harder time finding the right man. We all know Quentin doesn't like women.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twotime
    Quentin, picking on people that have started their own successful business is so hypocritical. Do you talk to your boss-daddy that way? He probably tells you to just sit in your office and don't be seen or heard after the last incident with the ladies.

    You don't sweat at work I bet.
    Oh good one twotime!! You um genius.

    It's nice to see that you're now putting up boundaries for what we can talk about. Why don't you apply for that moderator gig?

    I had been wondering where you've been, you usually climb right up on Besson's johnson and ride it out with him. Although it's probably old and shriveled up by now so getting perched on there just right is a litttle tough for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quentin
    Oh good one twotime!! You um genius.

    It's nice to see that you're now putting up boundaries for what we can talk about. Why don't you apply for that moderator gig?

    I had been wondering where you've been, you usually climb right up on Besson's johnson and ride it out with him. Although it's probably old and shriveled up by now so getting perched on there just right is a litttle tough for you.

    ~QQ
    From my "perch" I can see he still likes the ladies. The same can't be said for you. But you stoop even lower giving it to "daddy" right up the old poop shoot.

    Does he give you a little bonus for that extra "put out"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twotime
    From my "perch" I can see he still likes the ladies.
    Let me see now. From your perch on Besson's johnson, you can see he likes the ladies? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I would think your perching would be what he likes. I figured as much. Besson must have a foot fetish.

    I think your comment is really all that was left to be said. Good luck you two in your 'perching' or whatever you prefer to call it. (Is that kinda like that gerbling thing you types used to get into back in the 90's?)

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    This is f'in great. Quentin is winning at the minute though his insults have been a lot more effective than bessons. Besson just continually repeats himself.
    Feels just like it should.

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    Oh, I get it. "f'in" = "gettin' a little fin" = salmon sperm. Now THAT's random. And just when I was going to say that these tirades used to at least be amusing....
    Last edited by Scott K; 11-02-2005 at 04:08 PM.

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    ... and I always wondered where the name came from. I didn't realize it was a profession. Are you the one with the tie, or the cup???? ;)

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    OK LB; I"ll bite.
    What is going on in that picture?
    Seldom right, never in doubt......

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    I think the sea cukes were meant for the "Pandora's box" thread, dork.

    Fin up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorillaslapped

    Lobster Boy needs to get off of the computer and get some new linoleum for his kitchen, not to mention braces and teeth whitening for the family members.
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    You are very meen as we approach the festive time and i think you shood look in a mirror before you talk about teeth becos i have a foto of you

    and yes it does look like yuo hav been slapped by a gorilla and i hope it hurt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorillaslapped
    Funny thing to me that makes me laugh is that Lobster Boy was attacking the moderators a couple of days ago and acting brave, then when photos of him were shown that exposed how small he was, not to mention the photos of his wife and kitchen, he deleted his entire homepage, then requested to have other posts deleted.

    Now this little man has been reduced to posting random photos. I say ban him. Everyone else that was reinstated has shown nothing but gratitude to the reinstatement...

    Lobster Boy needs to get off of the computer and get some new linoleum for his kitchen, not to mention braces and teeth whitening for the family members.

    Cheers guys, and cheers to the young moderators.
    I haven't asked for anything to be deleted. I'll delete things on my own if I want.
    Spank, you're an overweight ***. Attack my family all you want. It won't change the fact that you are a *** and are fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Besson
    In the history of GR there have been two great Moderators CB- Chris Burton (the very first one), and now the recently retired Dorkman.
    G. Besson
    CB had the nicest sideburns.

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