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  1. #1
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    This year's Darwin Award winner!

    Proving once and for all that they'll allow ANYONE on a Muni....the other 6 nominees died..

    1. Based on a bet by the other members of his
    threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own
    "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course.
    Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a
    bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer
    and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his
    dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning
    the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in
    place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
    Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of
    pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
    Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball
    washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than
    his testicles were in a normal stance, and the scrotum
    was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped
    open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked
    from him forever and remained in the ball washer,
    while the other testicle was compressed and flattened
    as it was pulled between the housing of the washer,
    and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to
    injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had
    just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to
    balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital
    for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to
    leave the course. This last one wouldn't normally
    count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he
    cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we
    have allowed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ytseflyer
    Proving once and for all that they'll allow ANYONE on a Muni....the other 6 nominees died..

    1. Based on a bet by the other members of his
    threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own
    "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course.
    Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a
    bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer
    and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his
    dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning
    the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in
    place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
    Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of
    pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.
    Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball
    washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than
    his testicles were in a normal stance, and the scrotum
    was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped
    open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked
    from him forever and remained in the ball washer,
    while the other testicle was compressed and flattened
    as it was pulled between the housing of the washer,
    and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to
    injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had
    just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to
    balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital
    for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to
    leave the course. This last one wouldn't normally
    count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he
    cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we
    have allowed it.
    This is hilarious. Where did it happen?

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    I think I'm gonna be sick

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    No idea...they sure love the game though...

    This one was pretty funny/scarry...

    6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It
    appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.

    I wonder what his tombstone read...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ytseflyer
    No idea...they sure love the game though...

    This one was pretty funny/scarry...

    6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It
    appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.

    I wonder what his tombstone read...
    In the Butt - Bob....

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    Urban Myth....

    Origins: This fanciful tale appeared on the Internet in mid October 2001. Although it is often accompanied by the claim that it came from The Orlando Sentinel, readers should not be misled into believing a word of it. No such account appeared in that paper (or any other).

    We don't doubt that golfers of either sex do really dumb things or that some fellow somewhere hasn't thought of introducing his genitalia into the mechanism of a ball scrubber. (With an appellation like "ball washer," how could it be otherwise?) However, this particular story about a bet gone wrong and a horrible injury sustained is as fake as the mental "Yee-ouch!" factor it plays upon is real. Few men can read such an account -- fictional or otherwise -- without wincing.


    source Snopes.com Search, "ball washer".

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    real or not

    i bet this is the type of guy that would wear sandals on the course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ytseflyer
    No idea...they sure love the game though...

    This one was pretty funny/scarry...

    6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It
    appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.

    I wonder what his tombstone read...
    Here lies our loving husband and father and his gas mask. Rectum ... it damned killedum

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