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    Hey guys check out my avatar!

    You mods are idiots. I can change it back.

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    LOL. WTF is that?? My GF has a cat that looks just like that. I took a shower after work this evening and put my underwear on him, squeezing his head through the peckerhole and sending him on his way. I thought that was absurd......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ezra76
    LOL. WTF is that?? My GF has a cat that looks just like that. I took a shower after work this evening and put my underwear on him, squeezing his head through the peckerhole and sending him on his way. I thought that was absurd......

    It's an EA sports Logo..I see no cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfaholic
    It's an EA sports Logo..I see no cat.
    Just a sec, I'll put it back for you.
    I can't wait for shore leave so I can get me som fukkin' poon-tang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by golfaholic
    It's an EA sports Logo..I see no cat.
    It was a cat with something like a monkey puppet sticking out of its a$$. I found it non-offensive, although that cat might not agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainsford
    You mods are idiots. I can change it back.
    BTW, don't say "you mods"...BPC has nothing to do with this. @ss clown.
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    WTF are you talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainsford
    WTF are you talking about.
    I'm sorry...I know ADHD, bi-polar, and dislexia can be a tough combination to cope with. Here, let me remind you:

    You mods are idiots.

    It is your opening statement in your thread. An "s" at the end of a word makes it plural - that means more than one . Kudoes on the spelling though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomhauer
    I'm sorry...I know ADHD, bi-polar, and dislexia can be a tough combination to cope with. Here, let me remind you:

    You mods are idiots.

    It is your opening statement in your thread. An "s" at the end of a word makes it plural - that means more than one . Kudoes on the spelling though.
    I was talking about "@ss clown"

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    I liked Ben better when he was telling us about his calls to the Nike rep, and answering every post with Nike propaganda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainsford
    I was talking about "@ss clown"
    Well, my dear little fellow, since you have proclaimed to have created a plethora of personae, of which the combined intelligence is sadly below that of a newt, I have deemed it more efficient to give one moniker to the lot - @ss clown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lloyd_Christmas3
    I liked Ben better when he was telling us about his calls to the Nike rep, and answering every post with Nike propaganda.
    Yup...at least then he didn't have to strain himself by trying to be witty.
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    If I had multiple screen names, why would one be smarter than another if they are all me. Good job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainsford
    If I had multiple screen names, why would one be smarter than another if they are all me. Good job.
    Well, as your spelling of one and two syllable words has improved slightly, one could only hope that there was development.
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    You have nothing else to do with your night? Loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainsford
    You have nothing else to do with your night? Loser.
    uh, you obviously have nothing else to do with your night, too. good try though captain hypocrisy.
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    Well I am a kid, hes a fukin adult. And this is how he spends his nights? I thought you guys would be able to easily comprehend that simple idea, but I guess not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainsford
    Well I am a kid, hes a fukin adult. And this is how he spends his nights? I thought you guys would be able to easily comprehend that simple idea, but I guess not.
    Here we go again...old reliable - I am only a little boy...why are the big adults picking on me??? I think we could go back through every altercation this nitwit ever got in and find him using this same defense.

    Nothing else to do with my night...not true...I made a few hundred dollars today, then I came home to a meal with my family, and I am enjoying a little down time..this is comic relief for me...do you actually think you are bothering me, @ss clown? You have an inflated ego little buddy...you're over-estimating yourself.

    By the way:

    "If I had multiple screen names, why would one be smarter than another if they are all me."

    Do you think this makes you look smarter? You're even insulting yourself for us now...and here I was thought you were a one trick pony.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomhauer

    By the way:

    "If I had multiple screen names, why would one be smarter than another if they are all me."

    Do you think this makes you look smarter? You're even insulting yourself for us now...and here I was thought you were a one trick pony.
    How am I insulting myself? You can have 2 of the same geniuse and combine them and they won't get any smarter. They are the same person! Good job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainsford
    How am I insulting myself? You can have 2 of the same geniuse and combine them and they won't get any smarter. They are the same person! Good job.

    Could someone please tell me how to spell that noise you make when you start to laugh, but you have a drink in your mouth and it kind of forces its way out your nose...that is the sound I just made while sipping a little Glenfarclas 17 y.o.

    To answer your question, geniuse, you took my comment out of context - I know, I know, it is hard to grasp the full paragraph at one time...baby steps, little guy, baby steps. I said the combined intellect of your various personalities on here would not equal that of a newt. Your retort simply validates your own stupidity - if all of them are the same person, none of them have the intelligence of a newt, and all of them are you, then you are admittedly not as intelligent as a newt. The geniuse thing is just icing on the cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomhauer
    I am a ****ing idiotic newt
    Oh, really.

    Sorry, I had to resort to this pathetic attempt at redeeming myself because I am a stupid little boy who has never gotten laid.

    (Shiza, I guess the spelling gave it away)

    See, @ss clown, I can do this stupid stuff too.

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    Boy, this thread really took off in a hurry.

    I like milk with my chocolate chip cookies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainsford
    Oh, really.
    My God, that was so clever of you...you are my new hero, @ss clown.

    So, we have gone from the insult stage, through the "I'm only a kid, they are adults, to the cop-out...sadly, we have seen this before. Good night little buddy...shame you couldn't come up with some more good material. Ah well, you are only 14, after all. Gnite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfaholic
    Boy, this thread really took off in a hurry.

    I like milk with my chocolate chip cookies.
    Single malt scotch, my good fellow...to hell with milk and cookies...hickup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomhauer
    Single malt scotch, my good fellow...to hell with milk and cookies...hickup.

    Hahaha...Children need their milk and cookies...plus...i tee off at 8 in the morning...so thats....8 hours..should probably go to bed soon since it takes me 3 hours to fall asleep...after I get my warm milk.

    Little one arrive yet?
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    Glenmorangie for me though I'm partial to a drop of Bowmore 18 yr old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singsling
    Glenmorangie for me though I'm partial to a drop of Bowmore 18 yr old.
    Yeah, I guess a can of Natty Lite wouldn't mesh well with the Lambo/Supermodel look...

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    Wow I got baked tonight and saw Pirates of the Carribean. Somewhere along the line some guy at 7-11 tried to start a fight me and my buds. He had just come from a wedding, and was obviously drunk. I just laughed uncontrollably in his face. He was piiissed.

    Either way, Benguk's petty garbage just isn't worth getting upset over. Also, why play the kid card. You're 14, you should be going out setting things on fire or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfaholic
    Hahaha...Children need their milk and cookies...plus...i tee off at 8 in the morning...so thats....8 hours..should probably go to bed soon since it takes me 3 hours to fall asleep...after I get my warm milk.

    Little one arrive yet?
    Yup...born on the 7th - 8lbs, 5 oz, bright blue eyes, and black hair...cute little guy...little bugger can roll over on his own already. Thanks for asking.
    I can't wait for shore leave so I can get me som fukkin' poon-tang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19handicap
    congrats brent. you gonna send him down the french or the english road?
    Both, of course. His older brother is fluently bilingual...a great gift to give your kids if you can.
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    You should have him hitting 7 irons by now .

    I wish I was bilingual, would help with me getting a job in the RCMP. I only know a little French, but I canít write in French very well.

    Congratulations.
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    7 irons? He's more than 2 weeks old for Jaysus sake! By now he should be hitting 2 iron stingers with a hint of draw. Sorry, congrats on the new caddy (re: baby) Brent
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