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Long Irons: The Conclusion
here it is boys... the end all be all to the long iron topic...
this is revolutionary and not only will it save you money and prevent you from having to carry sissy hybrids but it also will readily identify you to the rest of us who can hit them.
IF YOU CANT HIT LONG IRONS AND AREN'T WILLING TO LEARN, only if you aren't willing to learn, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
MOVE YOUR BI.TCH AS.S UP TO THE RED TEES...
how you ask does this cure my long iron woes... well simple from the red tees you will never be in a position were you would need to hit the ball 200 yards.
sure theres the exception of the par 5's but treat them the way you did when you were playing from the wrong tees ( the mens tees) and make them 3-4 shot par 5's...
simple, no gay as.s hybrids, and you can take the long irons out since you wont be touching those thing ( makes the bag lighter, not that your fairy a.ss is walking anyway), no wasted money on gimmicky things to make you feel like something you are not ( a man) and one other bonus not to be over looked... maybe you can meet a cool girlfriend who can loan you some midols mid round....
and you guys say i never take your games seriously...
pish tosh
sincerly,
Omen
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Originally Posted by Omen2
sincerly,
Omen
I Beg Your Pardon?
Sincerely,
JS
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no js... i spelled it correctly so it's not the same as yours...
sincerly
Omen
Omen, the GR standard by which all GOLFERS will be measured.
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Sincerely,
Tanner
discuss...
RCC Saskatchewan, Canada
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Originally Posted by TmacG
Sincerely,
Tanner
discuss...
T
Play on.
Just..Play on.
Sincerely,
JS
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shhhhh.....dont tell anyone but i know how anyone can hit a 3 iron pure, do you want to know????
its called
GO TO THE RANGE
i bet if you spent the 200 dollars(ebay price) on two lessons and oh i dont know a month of range balls maybe, just maybe you could get that 3 iron to go more then 150 with roll down the middle of the fairway
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Originally Posted by Omen2
here it is boys... the end all be all to the long iron topic...
this is revolutionary and not only will it save you money and prevent you from having to carry sissy hybrids but it also will readily identify you to the rest of us who can hit them.
IF YOU CANT HIT LONG IRONS AND AREN'T WILLING TO LEARN, only if you aren't willing to learn, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
MOVE YOUR BI.TCH AS.S UP TO THE RED TEES...
how you ask does this cure my long iron woes... well simple from the red tees you will never be in a position were you would need to hit the ball 200 yards.
sure theres the exception of the par 5's but treat them the way you did when you were playing from the wrong tees ( the mens tees) and make them 3-4 shot par 5's...
simple, no gay as.s hybrids, and you can take the long irons out since you wont be touching those thing ( makes the bag lighter, not that your fairy a.ss is walking anyway), no wasted money on gimmicky things to make you feel like something you are not ( a man) and one other bonus not to be over looked... maybe you can meet a cool girlfriend who can loan you some midols mid round....
and you guys say i never take your games seriously...
pish tosh
sincerly,
Omen
I've found the cause for behavior such as this.
I present to you the last recorded moment of Omen's sane existence. Brain damage is a beeyotch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Kpag3WcT8
If he'd been hitting a hybrid it would've gotten up sooner and prevented the irreparable trauma that ensued.
My deepest sympathies,
FON
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Here is Omen & horseballs doing what they do best. Target practice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfS-h96hOHI&NR=1
Be glad we aren't getting all of the government we're paying for.
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Everyone like to watch train wrecks.
The Choo-Choo Omen is running down the track with a full boiler of blow fool-hardly steam and the bridge has been missing for a year.
Next he is going to say that unless you play blades it is not golf.
Or only sand pile tees are allowed.
His Plus Fours in tartan plaid must be spiffy on the practice green and balata balls.
Man, Omens must have been chugging the Johnny Miller kool-aid the past weekend to come up with this sugar induced haze of rhetoric.
I say again, It does not matter what you use just the end result which is the score.
If you want to Pose then find the driving range and impress the kids and women with your ego that a GOD might exist with a 1 iron talent. Otherwise, go release that mule piss drivel to people that you have tied down to the public parkbench.
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Long irons, hybrids, blah blah. It doesn't really matter because golf will frustrate you every way possible. This is what happened to me the last time I tried to play Tiger Woods 2007:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee18vXyLBMM
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Originally Posted by rockgolfer
i bet if you spent the 200 dollars(ebay price) on two lessons and oh i dont know a month of range balls maybe, just maybe you could get that 3 iron to go more then 150 with roll down the middle of the fairway
This has already been covered. Lessons are for lazy quitters. How emasculated do you need to be to have some dude show you how to play a game? And people say hybrids are gay...
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Originally Posted by Horseballs
This has already been covered. Lessons are for lazy quitters. How emasculated do you need to be to have some dude show you how to play a game? And people say hybrids are gay...
Not just any man, usually an old fuking man full of tales of days gone by. The fuking ball doesnt move, it shouldnt be that hard to hit. If you need a lesson to hit a motionless object then you have no business playing this game. Its like buying a checkers set and reading the goddamn instructions. Just play the fuking game.
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Originally Posted by LyleG
Not just any man, usually an old fuking man full of tales of days gone by. The fuking ball doesnt move, it shouldnt be that hard to hit. If you need a lesson to hit a motionless object then you have no business playing this game. Its like buying a checkers set and reading the goddamn instructions. Just play the fuking game.
at the prices the pros pay their gay swing directors, wouldnt be surprised if ledbetter doesnt put a contract on you for that statement
Nike Ignite 410 ys7 stiff shaft
old Titleist 3wood
Titleist 906F2 5wood
TaylorMade RacTp 3-P
Cleveland 588 Gunmetal 52 gap
TaylorMade Rac gunmetal 58 lob
Scotty Newport Beach
Nxt Tour or Maxfli Rev's
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Leadbetter would be far too busy ironing pleats into his faggoty yellow pants. Besides I would kick leadbetters ass without breaking a sweat.
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that would be like being proud you hit a little girl, you wouldnt hit a fragile little girl would you???
Nike Ignite 410 ys7 stiff shaft
old Titleist 3wood
Titleist 906F2 5wood
TaylorMade RacTp 3-P
Cleveland 588 Gunmetal 52 gap
TaylorMade Rac gunmetal 58 lob
Scotty Newport Beach
Nxt Tour or Maxfli Rev's
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Originally Posted by LyleG
Not just any man, usually an old fuking man full of tales of days gone by. The fuking ball doesnt move, it shouldnt be that hard to hit. If you need a lesson to hit a motionless object then you have no business playing this game. Its like buying a checkers set and reading the goddamn instructions. Just play the fuking game.
Preach on brother Lyle…
Screw coaches… how many majors does Bed-wetter have. ZERO! You think Tiger really needed Butch… do you really think Butch had ANYTHING to do with Tiger’s success? Coaches are people who came close and can’t so they take it out on their students. Hell with them… Tiger should take a cue from his Gillette buddy Roger Federer who hasn’t had a coach in years and won more majors in that time than Tiger.
Why the hell would anyone try to monitor their golf swing after the pre-shot routine and set-up? When a pro is asked what they are thinking at the moment of impact the answer 10 times out of 10 is “I don’t know.” A golf swing is too fast to be thinking of any specific BS fundamental. Just hit it… just play it… you don’t need your hand held… and if you suck, find something else to do... or hit the beer cart.
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Originally Posted by SeldomInTheSlot
Long irons, hybrids, blah blah. It doesn't really matter because golf will frustrate you every way possible. This is what happened to me the last time I tried to play Tiger Woods 2007:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee18vXyLBMM
How did you get that video of me?
God the German language is an angry sounding one.
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what the hell does any of that have to do with long irons...
back on topic
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Originally Posted by Omen2
how you ask does this cure my long iron woes... well simple from the red tees you will never be in a position were you would need to hit the ball 200 yards.
It was about long irons up until you made this statement. Then it became about mid-irons.
200 yards is a long iron shot? I didn't know we were considering 5, 6, and 7 irons as long irons nowadays. Why wasn't I informed?
Toot toot.
FON
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Originally Posted by LyleG
Not just any man, usually an old fuking man full of tales of days gone by. The fuking ball doesnt move, it shouldnt be that hard to hit. If you need a lesson to hit a motionless object then you have no business playing this game. Its like buying a checkers set and reading the goddamn instructions. Just play the fuking game.
Couldn't agree with you more Lyle.
It's like the old saying "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
All those broken down, decrepid old farts, or young retards who don't pack the stuff, would not be sitting around in pro shops like stale bottles of beer, trying to tell you they can show you how to play golf for 50 bucks a half hour, if they were actually good enough to go out on tour and play for a living. It seems illogical to take advice from some bum who is an abject failure at what they do 'for a living'.
The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.
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no i dont consider them long irons... well maybe the five iron but just barely and only by default because it sits in the same slot as my 3 and 4 irons.
remain on topic... last warning
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Originally Posted by Not a hacker
Couldn't agree with you more Lyle.
It's like the old saying "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
All those broken down, decrepid old farts, or young retards who don't pack the stuff, would not be sitting around in pro shops like stale bottles of beer, trying to tell you they can show you how to play golf for 50 bucks a half hour, if they were actually good enough to go out on tour and play for a living. It seems illogical to take advice from some bum who is an abject failure at what they do 'for a living'.
So you're saying you'd take a lesson from Boo Weekley over Hank Haney?
Tiger must've hit his head or something. He's obviously got the wrong guy barking in his ear.
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