Why is Larry STILL telling people he breaks 80?

**edgey** · 10-28-2009

Hi

http://golfrewound.com/forums/practi...-backhand.html

According to Larry he is still breaking 80, why is that when on GR he admits he cant break 100.

I know you are not normaly short of an opinion or two Larry, so whats going on?

Edgey

**Kiwi Player** · 10-29-2009

That is f.ucking hilarious.

Nice work Edgey LOL.

There are some suckers over at that site that are actually still buying Larry's BS, especially Mizunoboy, but a few others seem to be onto him already.

Considering all the long winded utter BS he spouts on multiple forums he must spend a lot of his time at his computer, on golf forums posting his endless repetitive diatribe. Then he has the audacity to come on here and accuse us of not having a life.

He seems to be restricting his posts on GR to his lunatic fringe Obama bashing in the non golf forum these days.

I wonder if Alangbaker has been banned from that site?

**Mizuno>Ping** · 10-29-2009

Good work Edgey.

'Engineer' , 'Decent tennis player' , 'Break 80 because I hit fairways' , 'Hardly ever double, 'crisp clean contact', 'propel the ball straight', 'When I pick up a 6i and aim at a target 160 out, it looks easy'

Larry, you lying son of a gun.

Hey did you tell them your infamous statement : " Your shaft in your golf clubs do not matter ; only the head does, where it transfers energy to the ball. " That'll let them show who you really are.

Heck, I shall create an account !

**BURNDOG** · 10-29-2009

This is new levels of loser... I bet he's never kissed a girl...

**Mizuno>Ping** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by BURNDOG

This is new levels of loser... I bet he's never kissed a girl...

That's wrong. I guess he's married to 'Teresa', or is that his sister?

**edgey** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by Kiwi Player

That is f.ucking hilarious.

Nice work Edgey LOL.

There are some suckers over at that site that are actually still buying Larry's BS, especially Mizunoboy, but a few others seem to be onto him already.

Considering all the long winded utter BS he spouts on multiple forums he must spend a lot of his time at his computer, on golf forums posting his endless repetitive diatribe. Then he has the audacity to come on here and accuse us of not having a life.

He seems to be restricting his posts on GR to his lunatic fringe Obama bashing in the non golf forum these days.

I wonder if Alangbaker has been banned from that site?

Mizunoboy appears to be new to the site, perhaps he will cotton on in due course.

I do wonder why Alan hasnt disected every line of his posts, i assume he has been banned for ad hominem attacks

Edgey

**edgey** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by Kiwi Player

That is f.ucking hilarious.

Nice work Edgey LOL.

There are some suckers over at that site that are actually still buying Larry's BS, especially Mizunoboy, but a few others seem to be onto him already.

Considering all the long winded utter BS he spouts on multiple forums he must spend a lot of his time at his computer, on golf forums posting his endless repetitive diatribe. Then he has the audacity to come on here and accuse us of not having a life.

He seems to be restricting his posts on GR to his lunatic fringe Obama bashing in the non golf forum these days.

I wonder if Alangbaker has been banned from that site?

Kiwi

If you check his profile it states his handicap is 7, can you believe it.

Edgey

**Kiwi Player** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by edgey

Kiwi

If you check his profile there his handicap is listed as 7, can you believe it.

Edgey

I read another one of his threads where he described himself as 'Deadly' with a LW and gets up and down all the time which enables him to break 80 even if he doesn't hit every green. But he's not happy with that and is still training with his forged 1 iron so that he will hit every green (on top of ALL the fairways he hits EVERY round) and will then shoot close to par.

His true handicap must be more like 30 IMHO.

**noshuz** · 10-29-2009

What's really sad is that he believes his own lies.

**Kiwi Player** · 10-29-2009

The great thing about Larry is that if he ever abandons GR you know a simple LarryRSF google search will enable you to track him down on multiple golf sites and hours of entertainment.

I might sign up on that other site in case he posts the Tai Chi video!

**Horseballs** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by Kiwi Player

The great thing about Larry is that if he ever abandons GR you know a simple LarryRSF google search will enable you to track him down on multiple golf sites and hours of entertainment.

I might sign up on that other site in case he posts the Tai Chi video!

Sounds a little Alan-esque. Next thing you know you'll be moving to Canada to live in someone's basement, jobless and without a life. Stick to throwing feces along the parade route of GR.

**Fiona.G.Michelle** · 10-29-2009

Larry can actually play really well. I saw his swing videos. Pretty decent swing right there.

**noshuz** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by Fiona.G.Michelle

Larry can actually play really well. I saw his swing videos. Pretty decent swing right there.

You're probably a Larry alias....

**Guru2** · 10-29-2009

Why don't Alan and Larry play each other.Since there are distance restrictions,here's how we do it.I meet Alan at Mcleery,mark his score.Some else meets Larry at his home course and does the same.USGA rules.

**pingman360** · 10-29-2009

has anyone seen his "tight lie" and his "1" iron???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoumShqlOew

**Belly** · 10-29-2009

I truley hate larry.

**poe4soul** · 10-29-2009

Isn't there a tool he could use for that late transfer of weight? I think I saw it posted here. What was it Pivot for hacking or something. Ahh, who knows, Larry will always live in a imaginary world. The funny thing is I recommended he buy TGM due to his engineering background. I thought he would have enjoyed Homer's breakdown of the swing. But on second thought I think it would just confuse the hell out of him. His head would be swimming with so many swing thoughts he wouldn't know which way was up.

**noshuz** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by pingman360

has anyone seen his "tight lie" and his "1" iron???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoumShqlOew

I'll bet he even hits a little draw of that "Tight Lie"......MAT!

**edgey** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by Belly

I truley hate larry.

Dont be a hater Belly, Larry is a legend.

Edgey

**Belly** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by edgey

Dont be a hater Belly, Larry is a legend.

Edgey

Maybe its a "love/hate" feeling I have. I love reading his foolish posts, but he really iritates me to no end. I do hope he gets struck by lightening while practicing with his 1 iron.

**edgey** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by Belly

Maybe its a "love/hate" feeling I have. I love reading his foolish posts, but he really iritates me to no end. I do hope he gets struck by lightening while practicing with his 1 iron.

Very unlikely as not even God can hit a 1 iron,

Old but true

Edgey

**mentaloaf** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by pingman360

has anyone seen his "tight lie" and his "1" iron???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoumShqlOew

That is a f ucking sweet swing bro...looks like Judge Smells..."Gambling is illegal at Bushwood...and I never slice..."

**lorenzoinoc** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by edgey

Dont be a hater Belly, Larry is a legend.

Edgey

I agree. Much like conservatism and liberalism meet at their very far ends, my complete and utter hatred of Larry and everything he stands for reveals actual fondness.

I'm not saying if he was in the middle of the road I'd slow down, but I'd wipe the tear from my eye afterwards.

**Kiwi Player** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by Horseballs

Sounds a little Alan-esque. Next thing you know you'll be moving to Canada to live in someone's basement, jobless and without a life. Stick to throwing feces along the parade route of GR.

Mizuno>Ping has beaten me to the role of Alangbakersf II.

I wonder how long before he is banned from Golfrewound?

**Kiwi Player** · 10-29-2009

It looks like Mizuno>ping has been banned from Golfrewound already. His two posts have been wiped. Getting banned after two posts. Is that some kind of record achievement?

Maybe we need a poll. To all those who have been banned from other sites like Shitetalk and GolfWanx. How many posts did it take to get banned?

**lorenzoinoc** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by Kiwi Player

It looks like Mizuno>ping has been banned from Golfrewound already. His two posts have been wiped. Getting banned after two posts. Is that some kind of record achievement?

Maybe we need a poll. To all those who have been banned from other sites like Shitetalk and GolfWanx. How many posts did it take to get banned?

This is tempting me to join in the form of a Fiona persona.

**Kiwi Player** · 10-29-2009

Originally Posted by edgey

not even God can hit a 1 iron,

But Larry can, I've seen the video.

**Mward2002** · 10-29-2009

6i from 160? Wasn't he bragging a while ago about hitting an 8i 150yds?

God I hate this man with a passion. He's like that guy you unfortunately get paired up with on the first tee who brags about being a low single digit player, who then skanks it around and tells you he made par after laying 8 greenside. I can't tell if it's because he's left handed or because he does that weird lower body move after impact, but I want him to get hit with an errant tee shot or sodomized with that two iron.