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    Is FamousDavis a virgin?

    Is FamousDavis a virgin ?

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    Wait a minute. Maybe this is your lamest thread yet. They're too close to call.
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

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    I'm not sure whether they're lame or brilliant in their distillation of both individuals down to their kernel of truth.
    GR lives...

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    Quote Originally Posted by No_Idea
    Is FamousDavis a virgin ?
    It might explain his anger issues......Maybe he needs to just rub one out....
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    NO FUKIN WAY FAMOUS DAVIS IS 100% MAN

    how the hell can you be the best iron player in the world without having your own hareem of tang.....

    i bet its wall to wall poon in the big FD residence..

    i reckon he struts round in his pasely somking jacket using a forged 0 iron as a walking stick, with 19 year old cheerleaders hanging off him...

    GO FD GO...

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    I bet you guys didnt know about the gold plated forged 0 iron,, well my friends the big FD designed it, built it then played it and then slated it in the review section of GR,,,, deeming it only good enough to use as a pimp daddy walking stick from now on....

    Hey op, bet you wished you had one of those in your aladdins cave of sticks...

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    Don't know if he is a virgin or not and do not care. BUT, I do happen to know for a fact that he is a "closet GFF blade admirer." I caught him in the act in another thread. Cheeky fellow . . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    Don't know if he is a virgin or not and do not care. BUT, I do happen to know for a fact that he is a "closet GFF blade admirer." I caught him in the act in another thread. Cheeky fellow . . . . .
    Yes, I am a virgin and proud of it. I am still waiting for the right girl who can handle my 10 inch monster. Until then, I will not say "yes" to those flirty girls who will only offer me a good tug job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    Yes, I am a virgin and proud of it. I am still waiting for the right girl who can handle my 10 inch monster. Until then, I will not say "yes" to those flirty girls who will only offer me a good tug job.
    Mine is 10" as well, OFF THE F UCKING FLOOR!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    Yes, I am a virgin and proud of it. I am still waiting for the right girl who can handle my 10 inch monster. Until then, I will not say "yes" to those flirty girls who will only offer me a good tug job.
    FD, never met a virgin holding out who didn't have a great story on why he needed to. But I also never met one where it wasn't really just fear holding him back. If you don't face the fact you're terrified, you can't move forward.

    Having read 2 or 3 of your posts thus far (I started reading before I saw the name), you obviously can't accept being anything other than the best lover the woman has ever had. But you must accept that you will be the worst lover the woman has ever had. Maybe not really, but it will seem that way to her because you are a virgin.

    Yes, that might be humiliating, but take it like a man. Don't wait for the chains of marriage to protect you from the fear you'll never see this woman again. You won't probably see her again, but be brave. Fear not. And whatever you do, don't ignore this advice and then read it again in 10 years.

    The other thing is, you don't measure from the 12 so next time you do it turn the ruler around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
    FD, never met a virgin holding out who didn't have a great story on why he needed to. But I also never met one where it wasn't really just fear holding him back. If you don't face the fact you're terrified, you can't move forward.

    Having read 2 or 3 of your posts thus far (I started reading before I saw the name), you obviously can't accept being anything other than the best lover the woman has ever had. But you must accept that you will be the worst lover the woman has ever had. Maybe not really, but it will seem that way to her because you are a virgin.

    Yes, that might be humiliating, but take it like a man. Don't wait for the chains of marriage to protect you from the fear you'll never see this woman again. You won't probably see her again, but be brave. Fear not. And whatever you do, don't ignore this advice and then read it again in 10 years.

    The other thing is, you don't measure from the 12 so next time you do it turn the ruler around.
    OK, I'll turn the ruler around but I'm not sure what it will read. I'm hoping it's still 10. I don't think there's anything wrong with substituting a woman for a collection of porn. That's the only reason I'm a virgin. My porn doesn't give me a hard time about golf and I can turn it off when I want to. You guys that went ahead and got married have it all wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    Don't know if he is a virgin or not and do not care. BUT, I do happen to know for a fact that he is a "closet GFF blade admirer." I caught him in the act in another thread. Cheeky fellow . . . . .
    I am going to try out the MP-67 or MP-32. Whichever I get on Ebay first. So, you are correct.

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    Does being taken behind the altar by his catholic priest when he was a young boy count as a sexual experience?

    If so, then I say no he isn't a virgin.
    The views expressed by Not a Hacker are not meant to be understood by you primitive screw heads. Don't take it personally, just sit back and enjoy the writings of your better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    I am going to try out the MP-67 or MP-32. Whichever I get on Ebay first. So, you are correct.

    Come on FD you big V, their just irons, not love...

    HUGS...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    Does being taken behind the altar by his catholic priest when he was a young boy count as a sexual experience?

    If so, then I say no he isn't a virgin.
    Well, atleast we know what's on your mind. I hope you're not within 500 feet of a school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    Well, atleast we know what's on your mind. I hope you're not within 500 feet of a school.
    No I'm not, some of us actually graduated from school and work for a living. So how are the crayons tasting today btw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    I am going to try out the MP-67 or MP-32. Whichever I get on Ebay first. So, you are correct.
    Wait a minute. You've demoed every iron ever made including the MP-67 & 32. I've read the reviews. None are as good as your EYE 2's.

    What's the story?
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

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    I thought there seemed a little pentup aggresion, Hope you get some release soon! If you play as well as you claim, as least your game is not suffering to bad. Keep up the good post, and take some money from the old farts
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    Quote Originally Posted by edgey
    Mine is 10" as well, OFF THE F UCKING FLOOR!!!

    Edgey
    So that would make your inseam about 12"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12sandwich
    I thought there seemed a little pentup aggresion, Hope you get some release soon! If you play as well as you claim, as least your game is not suffering to bad. Keep up the good post, and take some money from the old farts
    And try to release in front of your neighbor's mom while she's hanging the laundries.

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    No FD is not a virgin, his Uncle shagg's him all the time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    Yes, I am a virgin and proud of it. I am still waiting for the right girl who can handle my 10 inch monster. Until then, I will not say "yes" to those flirty girls who will only offer me a good tug job.
    As I have been told before... EMPTY drum makes the LOUDEST noise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pky6471
    As I have been told before... EMPTY drum makes the LOUDEST noise
    Obviously FULL SACKS make a lot of noise too!
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc
    FD, never met a virgin holding out who didn't have a great story on why he needed to. But I also never met one where it wasn't really just fear holding him back. If you don't face the fact you're terrified, you can't move forward.

    Having read 2 or 3 of your posts thus far (I started reading before I saw the name), you obviously can't accept being anything other than the best lover the woman has ever had. But you must accept that you will be the worst lover the woman has ever had. Maybe not really, but it will seem that way to her because you are a virgin.

    Yes, that might be humiliating, but take it like a man. Don't wait for the chains of marriage to protect you from the fear you'll never see this woman again. You won't probably see her again, but be brave. Fear not. And whatever you do, don't ignore this advice and then read it again in 10 years.

    The other thing is, you don't measure from the 12 so next time you do it turn the ruler around.
    Holy ****, Lorenzo. I nearly ejected the food from my mouth when I saw that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
    Wait a minute. You've demoed every iron ever made including the MP-67 & 32. I've read the reviews. None are as good as your EYE 2's.

    What's the story?
    According to his reviews, he has also kept those demo clubs, since the pro 'likes' him.

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