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    Why God plays Ping.......

    Hey, the big guy demands only the best in golf equipment. Ping irons, with their slick looks and great feel fill the bill for the boss. Those lesser quality equipmnt manufacturers have been cast out. Mizzies are the work of the devil!

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    You'll have to come up with something a little better than that.
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    Once new some men who played Pings
    They loved those cast ugly things
    Even though they were sshit
    They never would quit
    And that same old song they would sing
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    Quote Originally Posted by jt1135
    Once new some men who played Pings
    They loved those cast ugly things
    Even though they were sshit
    They never would quit
    And that same old song they would sing
    LOL...very good. Someone, I believe Lee Trevino, once said that even God can't hit a 1 iron. That was before the K15 was invented.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tee'd Off
    Hey, the big guy demands only the best in golf equipment. Ping irons, with their slick looks and great feel fill the bill for the boss. Those lesser quality equipmnt manufacturers have been cast out. Mizzies are the work of the devil!

    I'm pretty sure this is an oxymoron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by famousdavis
    LOL...very good. Someone, I believe Lee Trevino, once said that even God can't hit a 1 iron. That was before the K15 was invented.
    That was in fact Trevino. My friend John flew his Saberliner for years. I only met him once. Very nice guy.
    ... a tree branch, or my foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tee'd Off
    Hey, the big guy demands only the best in golf equipment. Ping irons, with their slick looks and great feel fill the bill for the boss. Those lesser quality equipmnt manufacturers have been cast out. Mizzies are the work of the devil!
    Pure blasphemy. Everybody knows that God plays MP-33's. I should know. He plays them right here in Godzone.
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
    Pure blasphemy. Everybody knows that God plays MP-33's. I should know. He plays them right here in Godzone.
    I have a set of MP33s in the garage - my 6 iron needs a new shaft! I really don't know how it ended up around that tree :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetdriver
    That was in fact Trevino. My friend John flew his Saberliner for years. I only met him once. Very nice guy.
    And I bet he used it every time he had a fresh crowd, the insincere slimy little wet back.

    P.S. Kiwi, I guess you should add Trevino to the list of reasons for my disclaimer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pottsy
    I have a set of MP33s in the garage - my 6 iron needs a new shaft! I really don't know how it ended up around that tree :-)
    You didn't do a Qtard and toss your clubs did you? Ah well I guess it's better to toss your 6 iron than throw all your toys out of the cot and storm off after 6 holes.
    I chose the road less traveled.

    Now where the f#ck am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Player
    Pure blasphemy. Everybody knows that God plays MP-33's. I should know. He plays them right here in Godzone.
    I just have a MP-33 9 iron. It's a great club, awsome feel, nice looking too. I could see bagging these if I stumbled on a frustrated Stack and Tilt guy on the range. His 2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and maybe the PW could come in handy.... oh well, the Hogans stay in the bag.
    ... a tree branch, or my foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetdriver
    I just have a MP-33 9 iron. It's a great club, awsome feel, nice looking too. I could see bagging these if I stumbled on a frustrated Stack and Tilt guy on the range. His 2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and maybe the PW could come in handy.... oh well, the Hogans stay in the bag.
    Ahhh Hogans, the only brand that could equal the quality of Ping products. I still have the AP2's. It sux that Callaway bought the Hogan brand........sigh.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tee'd Off
    Ahhh Hogans the only brand that could equal the quality of Ping products. I still have the AP2's. It sux that Callaway bouht the Hogan brand........sigh.........
    It's Blasphemy (or polygamy) with a little Sin mixed in I tell you!
    ... a tree branch, or my foot.

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    God plays with a mix bag of handcrafted forged blades on steel that he gathered one by one, keeping it simple and real: This was reveled to me. Amen. Oh and He said, stop complaining or whining and do everything possible for Him to help the people you care about. He hears your prayers and have chosen to ignore you unless you're asking on behalf on someone else really needing a miracle. And if you're a non-believer, it's OK by Him, just as long as you're no thief, a cheat, or bear false witness and that you give "luck" a chance by doing all the things that allows Him or luck a chance to help.

    Turns out that God does play with a Ping putter, but He said mind your own business.
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    Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but I have found definitive proof of the clubs God uses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jt1135
    Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but I have found definitive proof of the clubs God uses.
    Git with today's news. That was last year while vacationing in Florida after bit too much Scotch and foolin' around, but good catch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jt1135
    Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but I have found definitive proof of the clubs God uses.
    Whatever you do, don't show the Purist this picture, he wants to think he came from an amoeba that was swimming in a protozoic soup whenever lightning hit . . . . . . . .
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    I noticed he's wearing sandels. If its good enough for him should be good enough for everybody.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetdriver
    That was in fact Trevino. My friend John flew his Saberliner for years. I only met him once. Very nice guy.
    If you only met John once, how is it that he became your friend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jt1135
    I noticed he's wearing sandels. If its good enough for him should be good enough for everybody.
    You have just climbed up several notches on my respect rating. Congratulations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerBS
    Whatever you do, don't show the Purist this picture, he wants to think he came from an amoeba that was swimming in a protozoic soup whenever lightning hit . . . . . . . .
    You getting TP and FON mixed up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not a hacker
    You getting TP and FON mixed up?

    DAMN. Don't do that, whatever you do. That's like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters. Or successfully dividing by zero.

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    We are star stuff which has taken its destiny into its own hands.
    Every person who was, is, and ever will be is made of stuff that was fabricated within and by stars. Leave that stuff around long enough and it will eventually derive a way to know itself. That way is US.

    Evolution is much more than a theory. It is INEVITABLE.



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