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  1. 03-18-2009 #1
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    Common problem, help please.

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    I have a problem. Due to a healthy sex life i am on the verge of rectal prolapse. When i swing really hard i am afraid the strain means i can be touching cloth very quickly. In a desperate attempt to combat this issue i wear a large butt blugg. My problem is that when i am going after that tee shot the pressure of the full swing pops out the butt plug into my boxers and i am left with a very embarrasing problem, prolapse in pants and butt plugg in trousers needing replacing, discreteley.

    Has anyone else on here had the same issue and does anyone have any good ideas to help minimise the issue.

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    Larry discusses similar issues in detail in his instuctional posts. Perhaps you should PM him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camp Freddy
    Hi

    I have a problem. Due to a healthy sex life i am on the verge of rectal prolapse. When i swing really hard i am afraid the strain means i can be touching cloth very quickly. In a desperate attempt to combat this issue i wear a large butt blugg. My problem is that when i am going after that tee shot the pressure of the full swing pops out the butt plug into my boxers and i am left with a very embarrasing problem, prolapse in pants and butt plugg in trousers needing replacing, discreteley.

    Has anyone else on here had the same issue and does anyone have any good ideas to help minimise the issue.

    Love

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    Even DM's flaming people. Proof that flaming is contagious.

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    How about a strip of duct tape across the cheeks.
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    try some epoxy right up the hershey highway. i got that idea off of kenny perry's website.
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    Here you go . . . . . problem solved. Don't mention it.
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    Why hasn't Nah the resident expert on all things GR posted anything on this topic. Camp Freddy needs his insight and wisdom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by groundhogday
    Why hasn't Nah the resident expert on all things GR posted anything on this topic. Camp Freddy needs his insight and wisdom.
    See post #2 you dimwit.
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    Larry discusses similar issues in detail in his instuctional posts. Perhaps you should PM him.
    Kiwi thanks for your reply. Dimwit alright I prefer dumbass. or dumbass kiwi. or cocksucking dumass kiwi. pisser isn't it.
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