Hey Dorkman, how's that humble pie tasting?

**Not a hacker** · 08-16-2009

The proof is in the pudding Dork Man. As I (and HB) predicted, Tiger is a shadow of his former self and has no business contesting major tournaments. Your constant resurrecting of my post must have given you some giggles at the time, but the last laugh is longest.

But don't worry DM, I didn't take your assaults personally. I just put it down to a dottering old fart who has lost the plot and doesn't know what the fuk he's dribbling on about. Better luck next time fool.

**Camp Freddy** · 08-16-2009

Originally Posted by Not a hacker

The proof is in the pudding Dork Man. As I (and HB) predicted, Tiger is a shadow of his former self and has no business contesting major tournaments. Your constant resurrecting of my post must have given you some giggles at the time, but the last laugh is longest.

But don't worry DM, I didn't take your assaults personally. I just put it down to a dottering old fart who has lost the plot and doesn't know what the fuk he's dribbling on about. Better luck next time fool.

NAH

How does it feel knowing that the first true Major Champion to pass the GR test (hunt Tiger down on the last day) hit his superb 2nd in to the 18th with an ADAMS HYBRID.

The GR poll has made Hybrids fully acceptable and now one of the finest shots i have seen was with one, and an Adams at that.

The sound of your humble pie eating is as loud as Dorkmans.

Man up NAH and accept that hybrids, whilst maybe not for you are now accepted.

**Not a hacker** · 08-16-2009

Originally Posted by Camp Freddy

NAH

How does it feel knowing that the first true Major Champion to pass the GR test (hunt Tiger down on the last day) hit his superb 2nd in to the 18th with an ADAMS HYBRID.

The GR poll has made Hybrids fully acceptable and now one of the finest shots i have seen was with one, and an Adams at that.

The sound of your humble pie eating is as loud as Dorkmans.

Man up NAH and accept that hybrids, whilst maybe not for you are now accepted.

I have acknowledged this sad state of affairs on another thread.

**SoonerBS** · 08-16-2009

Originally Posted by Camp Freddy

NAH

How does it feel knowing that the first true Major Champion to pass the GR test (hunt Tiger down on the last day) hit his superb 2nd in to the 18th with an ADAMS HYBRID.

The GR poll has made Hybrids fully acceptable and now one of the finest shots i have seen was with one, and an Adams at that.

The sound of your humble pie eating is as loud as Dorkmans.

Man up NAH and accept that hybrids, whilst maybe not for you are now accepted.

This is obviously an intruder as a man of Camp Freddy's taste would not use a hybrid since he has plenty of MP-67s to get the job done. Even Camp Freddy would call the hybrid "gay" . . . . . . You are an infiltrator, Edgey . . . . .

**spanqdoggie** · 08-16-2009

Yes, Dorkman is strangely silent after Dorky's hero met his demise today.

I have always hated fans that jump on any bandwagon when the band is winning.

**Not a hacker** · 08-16-2009

Originally Posted by spanqdoggie

Yes, Dorkman is strangely silent after Dorky's hero met his demise today.

I have always hated fans that jump on any bandwagon when the band is winning.

Hey Spanq, does Pro Status know you're using his pic as your avatar?

**spanqdoggie** · 08-17-2009

Originally Posted by Not a hacker

Hey Spanq, does Pro Status know you're using his pic as your avatar?

The internet name is spankdoggie or spank. I have been banned so must use a different name.

I will definitely change my avatar if someone else is here with it.

Where is omeletpants?

I will try to change the avatar in the next week or so, but a bastard has to go downtown to pull permits, hit the lumberyard, call lawyers, accountants, kick ass, etc...

I am just too busy nowadays to get too involved here...

**dorkman53** · 08-22-2009

Originally Posted by Not a hacker

The proof is in the pudding Dork Man. As I (and HB) predicted, Tiger is a shadow of his former self and has no business contesting major tournaments. Your constant resurrecting of my post must have given you some giggles at the time, but the last laugh is longest.

But don't worry DM, I didn't take your assaults personally. I just put it down to a dottering old fart who has lost the plot and doesn't know what the fuk he's dribbling on about. Better luck next time fool.

Well, I'm back from a week of vacation, which was away from easy internet access. Yes, NAH, you are a definite genius. Tiger wins 2 of the last 3 tournaments, and leads going into the final round and flounders when leading a major for the first time in his life. You are entirely vindicated, and I flog myself hourly for the offense of every questioning your wisdom. You have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Tiger is finished, washed up, and is only a shadow of his former self. I bow in homage to your superior intellect.

**bjdrivers** · 08-23-2009

I think the fact is, Tiger is so damn good he likes to dick around with his opponents in the final round just to give them hope. He didn't take into account however, that Yang was a Korean & Koreans don't bullshite. He got caught this time. I don't see it happening again.

Tiger will win the '10 Masters by 7 strokes.

The fact that a guy can win 2 tournaments in a row, finish second in the 3rd, & can be considered a failure, is a testament to how damn good his is.

**Not a hacker** · 08-23-2009

Don't know about the Masters, but I'd like to get on iger for the Open double next year. At those venues it could get ugly for the rest of the field.

P.S. Nice apology DM. Just the right balance of humility and accpetance of the facts.

**lorenzoinoc** · 08-23-2009

Originally Posted by Not a hacker

Don't know about the Masters, but I'd like to get on iger for the Open double next year. At those venues it could get ugly for the rest of the field.

P.S. Nice apology DM. Just the right balance of humility and accpetance of the facts.

This is defintiely a new more difficult chapter in Tiger's career. Now that he's coughed up a lead in a major by playing like sh.it, the mask is off. You aren't going to scare as many people after getting owned by a little, gaybrid toting Korean guy, unless it was Kim Jong Il.

**dorkman53** · 08-23-2009

Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc

This is defintiely a new more difficult chapter in Tiger's career. Now that he's coughed up a lead in a major by playing like sh.it, the mask is off. You aren't going to scare as many people after getting owned by a little, gaybrid toting Korean guy, unless it was Kim Jong Il.

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtri...rea_06_16.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009...m-jong-il-golf

Oh, and by the way, here are the "Top 10" reasons he didn't win, from David Letterman
http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2009...n-the-pga.html

**bjdrivers** · 08-24-2009

When the New York Times reporter Don Van Natta Jr played with Clinton in 2000, the duffer-in-chief simply replayed any of his stray shots, leading Van Natta to conclude that "[Clinton] followed the rules . . . for about a hole and a half."

haha Sounds a lot like his presidency!!

good links D-Man

**Not a hacker** · 08-24-2009

Originally Posted by bjdrivers

When the New York Times reporter Don Van Natta Jr played with Clinton in 2000, the duffer-in-chief simply replayed any of his stray shots, leading Van Natta to conclude that "[Clinton] followed the rules . . . for about a hole and a half."

haha Sounds a lot like his presidency!!

good links D-Man

I remember Norman tap dancing around questions put to him about Clinton's suspect golf etiquette during an interview. Norman said something about liberal interpretations of the rules and that they were playing socially so technically it's not cheating.

**lorenzoinoc** · 08-24-2009

Originally Posted by Not a hacker

I remember Norman tap dancing around questions put to him about Clinton's suspect golf etiquette during an interview. Norman said something about liberal interpretations of the rules and that they were playing socially so technically it's not cheating.

If I recall correctly, Clinton, during his presidency and while at Greg Norman's estate, "tripped and fell down some stairs" and ended up needing surgery. As an Italian, I recognize a contrived explanation of intentional violence when I see one.

I commend Norman for defending golf and giving that lying, cheating sack of sh.it what he deserved. If I was there, Clinton might still be in the hospital.

**Not a hacker** · 08-25-2009

Originally Posted by lorenzoinoc

If I recall correctly, Clinton, during his presidency and while at Greg Norman's estate, "tripped and fell down some stairs" and ended up needing surgery. As an Italian, I recognize a contrived explanation of intentional violence when I see one.

I commend Norman for defending golf and giving that lying, cheating sack of sh.it what he deserved. If I was there, Clinton might still be in the hospital.

When you consider Norman's track record on dealing with golf cheats (locker room brawl with Jumbo Ozaki and Mark McCumber spike mark repair affair), I would say this theory definitely has some legs.